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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:08pm On Aug 09, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
You miss us? Hmmmm. Is this a ploy to talk us into coming back to your house? That's not going to work. Yoruba people say anywhere you say goodbye, you don't go back there and say good evening.
Naughty, let's go watch d match @ his place, yoruba said, ti a ba gbagbe oro ano, we no go see persn play wit
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:07pm On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
lols. will u come over to the left mansion, or u av oda plans huh
Coming ova!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:43pm On Aug 09, 2015
Make I go prepare to watch match...it is always sweet to watch arsenal any weekend chelsea drop points
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:41pm On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:
How I wish it was that easy sad
If only she will give me a space in her heart, if only... sad
Thanks man
U don't have a space in her heaart and u call her ur GF?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:48am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:
Bro... Ah dnt fink moni is d problem lipsrsealed
Moreso, I have a very very bright future na sad

Am confused lipsrsealed
Hardly does she wanna see me nd ah dnt wanna loss her sad

What should i do huh sad
take it easy man, sometimes all it takes to make things work is by appreciating yourself, maybe u show her too much love and you forget u deserve some to yourself. u ar catch too. i dont always belive in bn at the mercy of the people i love always.....bro, show her u sef mean the world to yourself!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:35am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:
Ogbeni hava u na
Which winch advice b diz sad

Have you forgotten that Naira is depreciating huh
Btw, how much ah dey earn wey ah wan dey do all those things up there huh
From which acc ah wan dey get d geez sef huh

Eeehn... sad sad
Oh, so u think her love for U is not directly related to d rise and fall of naira....if naira grows arnd U her luv for u will grow, wen it depreciates, my broda u knw wat u ar goin tru ooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:33am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:
Let me hear from GOD first. cheesy
Lemme book a phone session with him for U
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:15am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:
No evening church ooo, my church is just one service.
Do u want to have ur own parish, I can arrange for ur calling and some other stuffs.....#am here to help
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:
Lwkm!!! Eh, I am very spiritual..yesterday I returned late from a meeting with the elders. Anyways not good enof a reason to miss church.
Evening service no dey?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:03am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:
PMB Aisha shocked
Nt bad idea.. Bur pepper neva rest cool

Na ma local bae o.. She jux dey do me anyhw, i av tried evrytin.. Bur she stil aint satisfied sad
I cnt do widout ah.. She z ma all in all,
Dats d reason am ready 2do anyfin.. Even if na lov portion sad

Aare gba mi..
E jo, e ran mi lowo..
Ema jeki awon oni shoko bembe gba iyawo lowo mi sad *sad*
Have u tried taking her to the following places like dis

Monday----silverbird galleria
Tuesday----water cruise @ marina
Wednesday---ecko hotel nd suites
Thursday----EL-DOLA hotel nd suites
Friday----club vegas
Saturday---ikeja mall
Sunday---freedom park


Repeat for a month and shuffle places for a month, U will com bak nd thank me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:57am On Aug 09, 2015
donxab:
Na only one option dey oo! U don hear of Fulani jazz? Na jxt crush I get ohh e never even worse
Oboy! U knw way oo, fulani jazz wey conquer ilorin, kaduna, sokoto and so on.....take am easy with aare2050 oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:55am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
orbat? na police?
No, na one king like dat, infact he is the richest in Nigeria, and hin jazz na dote exclusive kind
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:17am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
happy sunday chimajii, did u move out of d mansion with elmisti?
#chokes on weed#.....tah! Move kini, he is ur proprty, man dat is nt ready to marry, I cnt even thnk of wooing him to move, na ur tennant, buh he iz still my bizness partner....and that my goal wey u hijack....I dash u
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:15am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
Ko si ibi ti owoja erin o to. oju tole, oju toko.
Guy no go try am with that Orbat guy oo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:14am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:
Hause wink
Hypothesis proved......theory #1---chimaji is a non-church goin Xtian #2 chimaji and his pastor av issues. #3-aare2050 yaff spoil chimaji.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:10am On Aug 09, 2015
chimajii:
lipsrsealed
U no fit talk abi, oya prove me wrng, wia u dey now?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:09am On Aug 09, 2015
tk4life:
] yh I did cool
#In Pmb voice# u ar a gud citizen
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:06am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
lol, gud advice. but dnt 4get i'm the AARE ONA KANKANFO gbogbo yoruba. grin
He gaz go india go do hin jazz b dat oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:01am On Aug 09, 2015
doublezero7:
Errm...


1. I can't remember saying anything abt 'senior'!

2. I obviously didn't mention you!

smiley
Wetin hapn again, u no fit undrstnd small joke, I neva reach A15 thread b4 buh most of una wey I don meet here get issues....dem never pay your alawee ni?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:52am On Aug 09, 2015
doublezero7:
cheesy I couldn't help the laugh! Brotherly, in as much as I am quite competitive, but no one is competing with y'all! A15 is different from B15! However, the things A15 accomplished and the heights we reached, mehn, be thankful if y'all get close! I have to applaud everyone on the B15 thread...nice and funny peeps! So don't force comments bro! When online reg starts, you'll most def beg peeps to stop commenting! Even the ghost members would be all out to comment!

Its all love here my nigga! smiley
I remember wen I first gain aadmision, em tel me say senior no dey uni, untill one alora boy carry my phone and I no even fit ask am, I finish skul nw, u still dey giv me pep talk abi......okay oooo kontinu
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:49am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:
Hehehehe.. 3rd leg abi.. Badt guy cheesy
Btw, if am right, he once said his fone got bad or somfin lyk dat...
Ok, na here he go meet us
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:47am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
ti babalawo ba lohun o soogun ika mo, awon to maa je o ni yee bere.
My advice to donxab......na option he get


#- leave allsmyles alone and pick marathon race
#--continu nursing his interest and get a good babalawo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:45am On Aug 09, 2015
miccoy:
Na you get your mouth. grin
Hahaha, awyu na...happy sunday
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:40am On Aug 09, 2015
Zeeenas:
Where are d ladies of dis thread
cc
whizqueen,jemimaa01,
deracathy,sugarcoatted,
goldenone,annybeans1993,
beamborla,estyble,et al. Hope u're all doing gr8
They all ar under the warmness of their hubbies, ehya, u mst be missn xcozee much...abeg get that thought of lesbianism outta year head....Xcozee will be bak soon.....or y u dey find ladies??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:38am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
NA TRUE U TALK. even ogun adult o se sere fun 10 years. about dat guy, never mind, the tin way the almiti babatawa no fit do, na him wan come do am?
Hahaha, that reminds me, shey u no go reverse that jazz wey we take export babatawa, I dey sure say he go don learn hin lesson, and I like that physika prescription, although na leg I shoot am......I don forgive am now sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:35am On Aug 09, 2015
Maxcollins042:
One of the reasons NYSC programme ought to be scrapped
#spit ou my yam#
Buhahahaha, make I hear say dem scrap am, even pmb talk am say, anytym wey he go daura, he dey look out for kopers wey com frm far place to "Develop" hin community...I no like d tin too, buh I go take am like vacation
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:31am On Aug 09, 2015
That awkward moment wey u sight babe moniker and u enta CIA mode to her profile, then u find her most active section as romance.....jejely enta reverse mode b4 I get into a quick sand.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:27am On Aug 09, 2015
Everybdy, maintain order! That miccoy guy don come, he fit dey cry now say una they move the rail for thread! #Big grin#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:25am On Aug 09, 2015
Physika:
Hahahahaha..
Elmisti d ingrishman.

Una go fear phoney na
#in soyinka voice#
I don't know, but I think the new breed of weed am planting is very strng....it is a tropical weed!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:22am On Aug 09, 2015
Maxcollins042:
Lol,bruv you got my saying wrong o, the guy is hoping to join the batch c which you and i know that it won't hold as far this year is concerned and this implies he has no plans nor intentions of joining this upcoming batch B,2015. So i had to help put to clarity for him on what he should expect na.
I get u, but as he av mentioned, he is a foreign stdnt, and probably ddnt know jega organized holiday for the original batch B, we ar goin in place of the C batch, so we faz teLl am first say jega holiday don make batch B, the last train for d year
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:20am On Aug 09, 2015
rilwan09:
I no understand serve akwa ibom babes... pls elaborate
Brother, if u can't comprehend with the theoretical postulation made in an earlier post by me, am afraid U and I can't communicate cuz that waas me writing in an atom like english which am sure odas with a gud level of reading can help u in decoding.......U undrstnd now??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:12am On Aug 09, 2015
Maxcollins042:
I only envisiaged based on the information he provided
U no fit do doctor oo, na ur kind go waka com waiting room with kunu for hand, inform pple say their family don delete! Em go take biting design u oooo

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