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naughtylagosguy:Naughty, let's go watch d match @ his place, yoruba said, ti a ba gbagbe oro ano, we no go see persn play wit |
Aare2050:Coming ova! |
Make I go prepare to watch match...it is always sweet to watch arsenal any weekend chelsea drop points |
Physika:U don't have a space in her heaart and u call her ur GF? |
Physika:take it easy man, sometimes all it takes to make things work is by appreciating yourself, maybe u show her too much love and you forget u deserve some to yourself. u ar catch too. i dont always belive in bn at the mercy of the people i love always.....bro, show her u sef mean the world to yourself! |
Physika:Oh, so u think her love for U is not directly related to d rise and fall of naira....if naira grows arnd U her luv for u will grow, wen it depreciates, my broda u knw wat u ar goin tru ooo! |
chimajii:Lemme book a phone session with him for U |
chimajii:Do u want to have ur own parish, I can arrange for ur calling and some other stuffs.....#am here to help |
chimajii:Evening service no dey? |
Physika:Have u tried taking her to the following places like dis Monday----silverbird galleria Tuesday----water cruise @ marina Wednesday---ecko hotel nd suites Thursday----EL-DOLA hotel nd suites Friday----club vegas Saturday---ikeja mall Sunday---freedom park Repeat for a month and shuffle places for a month, U will com bak nd thank me |
donxab:Oboy! U knw way oo, fulani jazz wey conquer ilorin, kaduna, sokoto and so on.....take am easy with aare2050 oo |
Aare2050:No, na one king like dat, infact he is the richest in Nigeria, and hin jazz na dote exclusive kind |
Aare2050:#chokes on weed#.....tah! Move kini, he is ur proprty, man dat is nt ready to marry, I cnt even thnk of wooing him to move, na ur tennant, buh he iz still my bizness partner....and that my goal wey u hijack....I dash u |
Aare2050:Guy no go try am with that Orbat guy oo! |
chimajii:Hypothesis proved......theory #1---chimaji is a non-church goin Xtian #2 chimaji and his pastor av issues. #3-aare2050 yaff spoil chimaji. |
chimajii:U no fit talk abi, oya prove me wrng, wia u dey now? |
tk4life:#In Pmb voice# u ar a gud citizen |
Aare2050:He gaz go india go do hin jazz b dat oo |
doublezero7:Wetin hapn again, u no fit undrstnd small joke, I neva reach A15 thread b4 buh most of una wey I don meet here get issues....dem never pay your alawee ni? |
doublezero7:I remember wen I first gain aadmision, em tel me say senior no dey uni, untill one alora boy carry my phone and I no even fit ask am, I finish skul nw, u still dey giv me pep talk abi......okay oooo kontinu |
Physika:Ok, na here he go meet us |
Aare2050:My advice to donxab......na option he get #- leave allsmyles alone and pick marathon race #--continu nursing his interest and get a good babalawo |
miccoy:Hahaha, awyu na...happy sunday |
Zeeenas:They all ar under the warmness of their hubbies, ehya, u mst be missn xcozee much...abeg get that thought of lesbianism outta year head....Xcozee will be bak soon.....or y u dey find ladies?? |
Aare2050:Hahaha, that reminds me, shey u no go reverse that jazz wey we take export babatawa, I dey sure say he go don learn hin lesson, and I like that physika prescription, although na leg I shoot am......I don forgive am now sha |
Maxcollins042:#spit ou my yam# Buhahahaha, make I hear say dem scrap am, even pmb talk am say, anytym wey he go daura, he dey look out for kopers wey com frm far place to "Develop" hin community...I no like d tin too, buh I go take am like vacation |
That awkward moment wey u sight babe moniker and u enta CIA mode to her profile, then u find her most active section as romance.....jejely enta reverse mode b4 I get into a quick sand..... |
Everybdy, maintain order! That miccoy guy don come, he fit dey cry now say una they move the rail for thread! #Big grin# |
Physika:#in soyinka voice# I don't know, but I think the new breed of weed am planting is very strng....it is a tropical weed! |
Maxcollins042:I get u, but as he av mentioned, he is a foreign stdnt, and probably ddnt know jega organized holiday for the original batch B, we ar goin in place of the C batch, so we faz teLl am first say jega holiday don make batch B, the last train for d year |
rilwan09:Brother, if u can't comprehend with the theoretical postulation made in an earlier post by me, am afraid U and I can't communicate cuz that waas me writing in an atom like english which am sure odas with a gud level of reading can help u in decoding.......U undrstnd now?? |
Maxcollins042:U no fit do doctor oo, na ur kind go waka com waiting room with kunu for hand, inform pple say their family don delete! Em go take biting design u oooo |
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