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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:10am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
grin mo jassi ju o.
happy sunday my broda
the left tenants are doin gud o, and there is peace in the mansion.
just that i'm missing my ex tenants, d likes of elmisti, naughtylagosguy and dolafunmi.
but now that donxab and kunle106 is packing in soon, i believe all is well. just that donxab is already eyeing d landlady. cheesy
Ogun omode o le shere fun ogun odun, and make u fear that donxab ooo...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:07am On Aug 09, 2015
rilwan09:
I go like to serve for akwa ibom how una see am?
I don't know but I have a feeling u really want to serve akwa ibom babes not state....buh anyway and evryway, the lord is ur strength, serve well and u shall reap the fruit of their wombs........#peace out.......na u ask ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:05am On Aug 09, 2015
All of una wey wan miss church today, God is watching U on HD oooo, especially that chimajii
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:03am On Aug 09, 2015
Maxcollins042:
This batch ain't your calling man as their won't be no batch c this year,the next possible batch for you would be batch A 2016 so ensure you do the necessary before the next batch,cheers!
Bors, take am easy nah, u blunt gaan ooooo, abeg giv d guy some hope na!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:02am On Aug 09, 2015
Good morrow to ya all!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:57am On Aug 09, 2015
Kunle106:
in fact if you get rekado kind of catapult, e no fi hit me... happy sunday
Lol, have a swell day!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:56am On Aug 09, 2015
dolafunmi:
ellobae... solidly behind you jare o.
They all know that sugar, and they ar scared of us!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:54am On Aug 09, 2015
Aare2050:
soon it will be, nearer my GOD to thee, nearer to thee
In faze voice #if u pour me holy water I go pour u holy water back#
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:53am On Aug 09, 2015
tk4life:
just passing by
Dis u pay your dues?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:52am On Aug 09, 2015
adididennis1:
pls im a first time poster jst go easy on me im preparing for batch C for nysc 2015 i jst graduated form ESAE in benin republic
befor i got admission 2012 i had not yet done my passport but then later 2014 i did it and now i have not yet stamped my passsport
i need help or advise on how to go about it because i would need tu submit a a photocopy of my stamp in and out before i wud b allowed
to go for this next batch c
Good day bro! There is no batch C for this year.....about ur document issues, I have to refer u to other great people here as I will need to update my oracle,


Cc 2el
Babatawa
Stancity
Aare2050 et al
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:04pm On Aug 08, 2015
donxab:
Haba elmisti? Jxt like that? But him no be Chidi mokeme nah, the only thing wey fit quench my crush for allsmyles na if him upload their marriage cert. datz all. But if not then wahala go dey oo
Aare2050, kindly donate a slap
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:46pm On Aug 08, 2015
Aare2050:
BAD MAN. u giving him alomo when you kmw he's stil gonna drive home tonight smh.
The lord is our Shepard
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:29pm On Aug 08, 2015
Aare2050:
continue. lukin at u in 4D
Sadly am a series, will be thrilled if u can look lng enuf
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:21pm On Aug 08, 2015
Physika:
Hahahahahaha... Somefin dey wori u ma guy, no offenc cheesy
Oya pass me a glass cos i dnt drink frm bottle grin
#hands out disposable cup# Knock urslf out!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:13pm On Aug 08, 2015
donxab:
Oga! If u vex lalasticlala dey close thread? abi B15 go turn A16? Smh undecided
Thread no fit go anywr!, buh he fit evict u oo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:09pm On Aug 08, 2015
Physika:
Nor mind dem..

Hava u na.. Share d moni cool

Mehn, na #3 i won invest fr dat comm shield final o bur ah xhaustd cash on me bfr sunday, to make mata worse atm too far sad shiii
#Hanads him alomo bitters (1756)#
Seems uve not bn following the movmnt since last week, most of the money is into building up my biznes....dnt worry, I can over-pay u wen u com to launch my hotel with ur gud muzik! Manage d alomo for now
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:58pm On Aug 08, 2015
Physika:
Kpele cheesy

Sheyb una sabi form oversabi

Hope e nor spoil ur bet?
Lol, that's karma working! Now they will face man city wit begovic. Buhahaha for chelsea!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
Aare2050:
lol. wet weed is working. u alone in a bushy hotel, i pity u
Lol, u of all pple shld knw that nowr is a "bush" once money touch down on it..........don't worry, wen am ready to take guest, u and I can go hunting in d reserve, and do boat riding.....once u put money in a "bush" it becomes a tropical site, forgive kb468 for misinforming U, he cldnt gain entrace to my property so he said what he saw from a distance.
BTW, rumor has it that u facing competition from donxab, hrd he is developn intrst in allsmyles??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:38pm On Aug 08, 2015
DTOBS:
Thanks jawe bros.... Before pple just dey carry various rumours. I have my jamb admission letter,but anytime I click on the regularization stuff on the jamb site nd enter my reg no na so so "reg no not found" the thing dey bring....
Lol, Glad I helped. ONCE AGAIN, if you have your jamb admision letter and all informations on it ar accurate, ntn concrn u with regularization
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
Aare2050:
u dis man. u will soon see my own press release
Go on bro, its a free world!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:31pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kbs468:
no no no I hate U not 4 d following reasons

1 you are a fellow Gunner

2 I used 2 be the crush of your wife dolafunmi which she ofcourse confessed

3 The word 'Hate' has no application in the left estate as our actions and inactions do not connote that

4 We all belong to the family of LOVE

5 But dislike your association with wet weed

so i am just saying the reality and that is Y we are stil pleading with Aare2050 not 2 mind your stubbornness
Tah! Dnt sell me dat, I aint buying
Am a fellow gunner, buh u turned ur bak on me wen I was oppurtuned to buy the lef mansion, u remind me of NASRI
U "USED" to be untill I came around and took her away, u played with her and I made the highlight miserable for U!
Yea, we lived with plain mind in d left, buh u cldnt fathom the fact that I met u there and accumulated more wealth than u did!.......
Yes we all belonged to the family of love, until I garner wealth nd class, then u CHANGED the ideaology of the left!....
Well all thanks to wet weed cuz it helped accomplish d fflwn.....

# wooing dolafunmi succesfuly
# puting all my life worth on arsenal beating chelsea
# courage to take d bold step of owning my own proprties
# building an empire of my own!

And lastly, all thanks to wet weed combine with a bottle of vintage alomo (1889) and a solo Asa on the background.... #wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:14pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kbs468:
My friend U want 2 b bird of a feather with elmisti abi? D plots here can only b given as a gift after purchase and not resaleble. So just plan 2 buy valuable plots in future when govt declare a new site 4 sale. I believe U woudnt want wat is happenin in Ekiti state 2 happen 2 right
Guy, chillax na!, I sincrly dnt knw wetin me and u dey drag o!,

2el, I need to get a restriction from this guy! His jealousy is becoming uncomfrtable for me and my dear, He is stalking me! #in 9ja politicians voice# am scared for my own life!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:10pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kunle106:
BREAKING NEWS. ....
The government of Nigeria would like to inform all prospective corps member today, That Today is Saturday 8th of August, 2015
Which signifies that tomorrow will be Sunday 9th of august 2015
Thanks for your attention.
Now you can go back to continue what you're doing
Announcer Mister Kunlexy. lol
I wish I av a catapult
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:35pm On Aug 08, 2015
@ winningsun .U can go check, there is space for expansion, I have two spaces, although one is kept for my darling, u can reason wit d engineer, his name is ademasta
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:03pm On Aug 08, 2015
Kbs468:
Seriously EPL contest is nothing but all over for chelsea with Man City still to come next weekend
Buhaha, only that dey av spoilt my bet, I feel some kind totori for my body......chelsea defend dat title make I bend!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
Dolafunmi is the world best boo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2015
WinningSun:
i would love to have my own mansion at the center so I can have a bird eye view of both left and right mansion. business administration and management. ciao.
I like ur spirit, although having a mansion to urslf wnt be that easy as we only have one engineer presently who is overworked and have dis habit of stalling projects...if you can draw up a good bizness prposal, I think I might offer some assistance as I have lands @ 1000. Just lemme know what is going to maake your own diffrnt frm others. And we shall talk. BTW, u shld meet my brother and co-operator naughtylagos guy, he shall put u tru my visions and missions
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:30pm On Aug 08, 2015
WinningSun:
i think I will settle for the right Mansion as the word 'LEFT MANSION' connote different meaning to me like yaba Left. wink
Don't mind kb468, he is just one big hater of mine, a hater I still love, the left mansion is not really as it sound, the owner used to be a gud frnd of mine untill tinz went sour, just that if u stay dere u can go years witout paying rent, an idea which I dnt like cuz it brgan to breed unserious pple, would av offered u a place in tempoarily @ my plae, but I have to speak to my babie dolafunmi first. BTW, what dis u study?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:25pm On Aug 08, 2015
rilwan09:
good day guys pls is this jamb regularization for everybody ? I got admission in 2010
Nope, its for people who have no admission letter
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:59am On Aug 08, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
He's my guy. I trust him.
Thanx for the trust man, hwz ur night?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:58am On Aug 08, 2015
Good morrow err1!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:11am On Aug 08, 2015
Kbs468:
I can see that d weed is really into ur system already. Else you wouldnt say U've deployed ur $7m just btw wednesday and friday and d project is now ready 4 ur usage. Ademasta pls continue ur search 4 a new engineer 4 him 2 abeg
Hahaha, money can stop tym my frnd, and it ddnt take all d 7 mil sef, men working 20 hrs a day on d prject. If u have money like I do, u will build Aso rock in a month....in bureau de change voice #i get kackulatar#

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