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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:29pm On Aug 07, 2015
Kbs468:
Aare2050 pls make known ur pronouncement dis saturday 4 d sake of dolafunmi who has been missing elmisti who unfortunately is under d influence of 'wet weed' again goin by his resolution 2 go stay in dia uncompleted and abandoned EL-DOLA hotels and suite in d bushy no 899, adultnappers zone
Seems to me my friend, u have failed to ask yourself what I did with my $7 mil.....#wink
Well positions ar open, and I keep biznes biznes....do u have any skill I might use?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:27pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
I can handle HR to screen and interview new employees.
Tanx man, when koomky reports, we shall set tinz rolling
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:20pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:
*takes.a.sip*
Woooosh! !!
This shiii is dope man cool

Eleven and half bottle go do for better inspiration cheesy
Good man, cuz u might haave to do a show for me tonyt at my new hotel......please rehearse that my favryt song well
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
I always got your back man.
Thank you bro, we have to get EL DOLA running, will need to do some staffing tomorrow, I think koomky wil be able to handle my account
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:10pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:
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grin impress gaan?.... Lol... I'm a very responsible dude.... I've got a son and a baby mama.... And I don't impress people.... I don't act to impress... It doesn't pay my child's school fees... Bro! I don't post unrealistic facts.... About infatuation... U can check d meaning up in a dictionary! It will define the fact properly! grin
Ontop wetin na, shebi na jhoke I jhust dey jhoke na! Ok make I giv u my own fact....

Once yanabasee press P on any issue, there is skeleton in his cupboard
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:07pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:
Mehn.. I read about the speech too. Way to go for our beloved country.
Atleast such policy will decongest the oil/energy sector, hence afford persons like myself the opportunity to build a worthy/lucrative carreer.

Btw, did u say vintage alomo 1876 shocked
Abeg pass am to me cheesy
There is share in drinking grin
#hands him the bottle#
WTF! Is that a Goaalllll??, guy, how many bottle can make u get inspiration to perform tonight?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:53pm On Aug 07, 2015
Physika:
Ah don't undastand a thing frm d gibberish up there cheesy cheesy

U don take osogbo weed again huh grin
Sorry bro, its not a song lyrics...........



Nha, avnt taken my weed today, PMB is talkning about agriculture so am thinking of commercializing them....I only had a bottle of vintage alomo (1876)
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51pm On Aug 07, 2015
yanabasee:
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn’t matter.
Lemme not spoil ur show, but brah! If u no get babe wey u dey try to impress for this thread, no dey post dose unrealistic fact oooo, cuz its pure plagiarism, #in fela voice# waaaaahhhhhalllllaaa u dey find!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m):
#GRABS MIC



HELLO! CAN I HAV YOUR ATTENTIONS PLEASE?


thank you



Good day ladies and gentlemen of the press, it is no news the recent events between me and a long time friend+landlord aare2050 have generated what can be best described as an uprising. it should be known as stated in one of my press briefings that non of this events were planned by me or anyone, rather it was a test of INTEGRITY, LOYALTY, RESPONSIBILITY AND RELIABILITY, a test which am afraid the results are far from what was expected. Before i go further, i will like to acknowledge the efforts of my darling DOLAFUNMI for been what can be best described as a spine when i lost mine, a heart wen mine couldn't beat and a friend when it was like am living in oblivion, also, to someone i can best describe as my brother, naughtylagosguy, even though u had to be off the grid for most of the time the issue was on, i really do appreciate your support weneva you come online.
This recent days have shown who we truly are, what we think of one another and mostly what we do when we dont have much choices, aare2050 is what i can best desscribe as someone who can only say things but not make things happen, with the help of his partner allsmyles who help him keep his bluff nothing but a bluff. also not leaving out the attitude of kb468 who i can best describe as double sided, as he was the first to escalate the isue of sale of the mansion only to go behind me and block every offer. as a Gunner, he let me down, i culd only imagine him wanting me to acquire the mansion so the gunner team will av a score on the blues team.
And to the rest of you PCMs who delibrately boycotted my 30% public offer, when you ask for support and i refuse, the best you can call me is DEVIL, cuz yea right i am what you make of me. and to ademasta, the engineer in charge of my hotels, i am sorry to announce that the project have been rescinded from your company as i look to empower someone new and result oriented, you have way too much on your hands already and my project is stalling. ALL THAT BEEN SAID, I HEREBY OFFICIALY ANNOUNCE THAT I AND MY DATLING ARE GOING TO MOVE OUT OF THE MANSION TONIGHT AND OCCUPY THE SUITE OF MY COMPLETED HOTEL ON 899 AVENUE FOR NOW AND PRONOUNCE THE NAME AS EL-DOLA HOTEL AND SUITES, appointments shall be announced later tommorow.



YHANK YOU ALL


# WALKS MAJESTICALLY HEAD UP HIGH, HAND IN HAND WITH MY BOO, INSIDE OUR ASTON MARTINS
GRACIAS!

CC2el
babatawa
koomky
Chimaji
lagusta
whizqueen et al
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:44pm On Aug 07, 2015
dolafunmi:
#sad ke, oya smile. Hw u?
yipeeeee! welcome back baby. its time i announce my new stand on issues. wanted you to be present when i do kiss
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:46pm On Aug 07, 2015
hilsocial:
2
Guy, is everything OK??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:44pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Okay bro. Can't wait for October 28th.
Lol, feel u brah! Just want that crazy skul to say smtn abt d hostel sh*t or dey shld jst 4get and let me go in peace, cnt start running against tym fa
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:20pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Lol. I just understand the goal scoring concept now. Any news from school yet?
Nha, ntn at all, buh nrn do us!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:38pm On Aug 07, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Good evening everyone. Elmisti my nigga, how u dey?

I just scored a goal. Yaaaay
Lol, see u understand the goal concept now, I dey wia u put me ooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
Aare2050:
small thing. elmisti, dolafunmi, chimajii, naughtylagosguy
Dolafunmi is on official assignment, naughtylagosguy is probably in osun for pre-nysc arrangement..my team is on personal vacation #sad face
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:06am On Aug 07, 2015
Kbs468:
morning hope d cold wasn't a barrier 2 ur night rest

dont worry as we await a positive outcome frm Aare2050's meeting with Allsmyles in her chambers last night
Lolx, u dnt get it ryt, it is me who will make an official announcement on the matter b4 d end of 2dai......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:37am On Aug 07, 2015
Good morrow evry1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:39pm On Aug 06, 2015
Olami90:
Good evening guys. Happy to b bak here after slight illness. Tnkz to God.

Really enjoyed d flow after reading back-log messages.

I dey hail all u notorious omo oniles. Elmisti, aare, kbs, chimaji grin

Physika, wen u turn babiala askin for 5, 10 naira grin ?

I hail u all my fellow PCMs... Weldone, for solving problems of pple with challenges.
Glad to have u bak bro!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:52pm On Aug 06, 2015
Folabimi:
Y nt title it BATTLE 4D LEFT MANSION cos me no see d love 4 dis script
Lol, dnt get it twisted, this is nt a battle, its jst a misunderstandn....me and aare2050 go way bak
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:46pm On Aug 06, 2015
Kbs468:
elmisti did you hear dat? Instead of you 2 plead 4 4giveness, you are busy placing a public announcement

But @Ifeanyija, we are not really disturbing oo because we want to collabo with 2el and principal officers 2 use dis thread in writing a movie script tittled ' NYSC B15 HOUSE OF LOVE FOR THE LOVE OF LOVE' Dont U think dat will sell alot? And probably force PMB 2 implement d allawee rumour which 4 now is a joke?
So after all said and showed, u still blv it is me that need to apologize abi? Ok oo no problem....

Ifeanyija, sry if it seemx like we disturbn, lemme jst explain it lyk dis...in life we always have three objectives...PRIMARY, SECONDARY and GENERAL



It is d primary objective of this thread to help Pcms out wit any questions and keep each oda informed (authentic)
Secondary is to keep dis thread moving with the society and act as a place to always come to for anytn nd evrytn.
General purpose is almst similar to secondary, buh dat one na 2el hold d power!

U get me bro?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:50am On Aug 06, 2015
Kbs468:
see how agitated you are! Is it 3k or 3M balance? Besides you have been told bluntly 'No deal' and subsequently evicted of which I am now calling on you to plead for pardon for the sake of your family and friend this raining season
buhahahahahhahaha, am buying out that mansion, as arranged by the owner himslf! grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:47am On Aug 06, 2015
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

It have come to my notice that the recent event between me and aare2050 have generated a lot of public opinion, firstly, i have to clarify the general PCMs that it is not my own intention to buy out propertiees of people i call my friend, but in this case, i am only trying to save a friend from the public agony of unreliability. aare2050 said as seen in the picture attached that he will sell the mansion if his team looses, truthfully, he put the property up for sale as he said, but made allsmyles a hurdle anyone have to cross before acquisition of the mansion, a wise move i must commend but am afraid cant save the day.
Secondly, this fracas between us both have disintegrated the unity of the leeft which i will address immediately after acquisition of the mansion, and i have to acknowledge the effort of my daurling dolafunmi, naughtylagosguy and the rest in this issue, but now negotiations are down to the wire and allsmyles is not settling for anything less than $10 mil which unfortunately is slightly much than what i can spare now. that been said, I AM PLACING THE REMAINING 30% OF THE MANSION WHICH I CANT PAY FOR CURRENTLY AS A PUBLIC SHARE, ANYONE AND EVERYONE CAN OWN A PERCENTAGE OF THE MANSION AS I LOOK TO PUT A NEW LOOK TO IT, SO OFFER IS OPEN TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO INVEST IN THIS PROGRAM OF CHANGE TO SIMPLY QUOTE THIS WITH HOW MUCH THEY ARE WILLING TO PUT INTO THISS PROJECT. REMEMBER ALL THAT IS HOLDING US BACK FROM SAVVING AARE2050 AND THE NMANSION IS $3 MIL. THANK JYOU ,ALL, BIDS ARE EXPECTED ASAP!



cc naughtylagosguy ( my sure nigga)
olami90
kbs468 ( do it for the gunners)
thespark
shawwal1 ( do it for the gunners)
gazaliah
donxab
xcozee ( in abscentia)


and everyone who sees reason in all that is said, come in with your deals!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06am On Aug 06, 2015
benjaminiyke:
pls how much will I take to the Cafe?
i did mine for 5h, and it must be a cafe that do jamb registration normally ooo, mostb of them dont know about regularization sef, but once they have a scanner and that finger print thing, just tell them to open jamb site and u will see the regulirization column there, just follow the instructions and fill out the form CORRECTLY, and scan ur pasport then capture your biometrics, then you are fully regularized, if you have enough, you can also print out your admission letter after regularization by buying the scratch card.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:02am On Aug 06, 2015
chimajii:
Radical side ke? With which weight? undecided, that mansion will NEVER be sold.
i didnt ask for it to be sold, it was the owner himslf that said he is gonna sell it if his team lost, now it has happened and he is trying bto find a back door out of the situation he put himslf in by making negotiations hard. even if the $10 mil asking price is not but outrageous i still offer to pay 70% and the rest instalmentally, they refuse, now i will sought for the 3k in a very brutal manner............................#watch out!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:54am On Aug 06, 2015
benjaminiyke:
thanks Bro. God bless you. Am on it right away.
#one love
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:53am On Aug 06, 2015
Allsmyles:
No deal
Ok, now I guess I av to show the radical side of me!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:41am On Aug 06, 2015
benjaminiyke:
Hello house, Am a prospective 2015 NYSC Batch B coper. I gained admission through pre-degree,as a result of this we were asked to pay a sum of 5k by our school to enable Jamb Generate an official jamb registration number,which I complied to immediately. In addition to this,we were asked to fill a certain NYSC mobilization form which I also adhered to. But just yesterday a friend called me and asked me, if I have validated the Jamb number which was generated for me by Jamb? unfortunately I was hearing that for the first time. Please I need advice on this disturbing development,how do I go about it and I hope it's not late. Your candid advice is most appreciated. Thanks and God bless you all.
Guy, all u need to have done is take ur new jamb reg to a cafe or anywr ur bio metrics could be captured and validate that new number, u will take ur pasport along, plz do that quickly!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:38am On Aug 06, 2015
Kbs468:
which of d hotels? D 1 dat has not been erected because engineer ademasta never see any alert or d 1 dat you have been evicted from because of accumulated unpaid rent and ur braul wit d Landlord himself?
Bad belle! Out of my two hotelz, one was completed, its d one on 899 that that engineer and aare2050 stalled on, plus I don't hav a brawl wit ma landlord, we ar in best of terms, just want to buy the proprty he bragged he is gonna sell if arsenal wins.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:35am On Aug 06, 2015
Aare2050:
good morning PCM'S,
there is peace in the left mansion now that the trouble tenants has been evicted.
but i don't know what hilsocial is doing at my womans door mouth, but i still trust him sha.
kbs468, i pray you win big this season on ur gaming.
ademasta, i want to make some renovation at the left mansion, visit me at home asap.
2el, i dey ur back, i support ur suggestion. keep the ball bouncing.
Allsmyles i want to sing for you in prayer form. *in olamide voice*
over the mountains ah, over the hills eh, over the oceans ah, over the sea eh, akoba adadba ah, we no go see eh. ara o gbodo niwa, awa ogbodo ni'nira, iran ogede n sunkun atide, ara o gbodo niwa o.
elmisti, dolafunmi, naughtylagosguy, hope una done get another apartment?
have a nice day u all
Buh u still gotta sell the mansion!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:32am On Aug 06, 2015
Allsmyles:
We hv ended dz discussion I believe
Ok, hw abt dis, since I av jst $7 mil right now, which is 70% of ur askn price, and it is compulsory aare2050 sell out. How abt I pay the remaining 30% on installments?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:36am On Aug 06, 2015
Allsmyles:
No deal
lol, you truly a hard nut to crack, how much are you holding up for?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:30am On Aug 06, 2015
Kookny:
Hi guys!

I prefer to be called "kookny"

Graduated from Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka.
Studied Accountancy.

Nice to have all dem nice people here shocked
U ar welcome!
Accountancy.

Lemme introduce myslf, I am elmisti the hubby of dolafunmi (u will knw her latr) I mst say dis ur name sound koomky Ooooo!


Would av offered u a bettr place to sleep, buh abeg manage a regular room in my hotel @ page 1000, d bill is on the house! Cheers!

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