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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:37pm On Jul 26, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
You dey laugh me abi. God dey o.
U for don tell me say na ur plan b dis na, instead of takn d ring to her ordinarily, I wld av fortified it for u na, dis one wey u dey kneel since mornin...u go don dey plan second born sef...anyways littlemistress answer my guy abeg
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
I'm still on my knees waiting for your response.
Kikikikikikkikikikikikikikiki







Am laffn in swahili......where is chimaji na, make he com witness dis one oooooo, aare2050.....one of your tennant dey here oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:27pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
Shuuuuuuuuu. Him no know say kerosene now na 195 abi?
Na Gas things na, plus 19k5 and 5k aregbeshola money....he go keep babe wey her eye nova comot na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
You wey you don get dolafunmi, you no want make I get wife sef abi. Whether you like it or not, littlemistress will be my wife and we're going to the same state for service.
I support ur vision bro!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m):
Physika:
Correct guy cool

Make sure u aim @ his blurkors cheesy

... Right there is babatawa's power house grin
Thank you for the heads up.....I go act A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST for that man
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:11pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
u sure say i fit trust u so? what of d wet weed wey u go bring for ibadan? the wife of lagos com. of police wey dey ur room nko? if no be sey elder no dey talk everything wey him eye see ni, i for mention all. anyway i no dey do any search again, i knw d kind tenant wey i get. where naughtylagosguy? i wan send am snuff
Able landlord!, I no sabi naughtylagosuy bearing nowadyz, d last tym I see am, he dey find wife wey go follow am go osun for B15 tinz.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
u wan dey drag with me? do u knw wat it takes to build a mansion in d left? abi o fe kimgbadogbado gbowo agbado lowo wa ni?
u be elder now, okay, i no dey keep anything dangerous to your life for room. only that i have some boris soaked in ogidiga which am planning to test on babatawa as i was advised by physika........after that one and some calabsh wey contain black soap. nothung else, and that one na hin i dey take guide body and left mansion entirely
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
Omo see gobe, na wich kind tenant be dis? i'm comin to search ur apartment. *sweating*
search for wetin......landlord....Hold your lane oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:01pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
ahahah, elmisti, na GOD no go let jelousy kill u. those people are the people physika want me to point out as dev*l pikin.
nw do u stil want a mention?
bobo mi, u dont know how much i like bn identified with that guy called lucifer, satan, devil, esu grin cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:52pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
after reading Allsmyles diary update early this morning, i felt great cuz i've missed her so much, if not for the 3gb she doesnt want to let go on emptyhen, i would have adviced she port to other network provider for now.
oh! Allsmyle, hear my voice and come online, i hate missing you my e-everything, my e-soulmate, what more can i say or do than to wait? i'll keep waiting for you to show up. *going back to the left mansion. singing binbanke by ASA*
welcome bobo........u care for this bottle of Alomo(!(1954)>>>>vintage cool
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:49pm On Jul 26, 2015
Aare2050:
babatawa, kbs468. etc
kinda dissapointed you didnt mention me................... sad
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:39pm On Jul 26, 2015
dolafunmi:
Yelllllssssssss
Oh babie, hw r u today? Misd u much
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:09pm On Jul 26, 2015
Physika:
U surely will be posted there..
U sef must do ur own comot na
Abi nor b so?
Thank you, but am not interested in that part of human relation
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:49pm On Jul 26, 2015
Physika:
U surely will be posted there..
U sef must do ur own comot na
Abi nor b so?
Hahaha, m nt interested
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:36pm On Jul 26, 2015
Physika:
Have you been to any of those places?
Sincrly, neva bn to d east myslf...buh av like 3 guys dat served there (diffrnt yrs)....plus shey I no dey jam east babes for area and even skul sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
Physika:
Oga boss nawa to u o cheesy

Na so d tin dey sweet u to pronounce huh

She neva serv u today's special shey cool
Lwkmd! No mind me jare, na dat stancity guy make topic out of my initial statement oooo. And abt me bn servd 2dai.....dolafunmi oooooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
Stancity:
Drop evidence or keep living your I HEAR SEY LIFE... Mtcheww
Bro, stop trynna change things that can not lemme appeal to ur own thinking now...............



When u hear "Calabar"---its either a dog is involvd or bleep
If I say Delta--------------its either oil money or bleep
If na Anambra--------its either bleep or bleep

Make I no continu, everywr in the world, there are significant identities of people ocupyn an area...East in 9ja is well known for their interest in bleepn......embrace the fact, am nt tryn to tarnish d image of a polity,



#EastCanBleep #BleepInsteadOfJoging
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:01pm On Jul 26, 2015
Stancity:
I no wan go east, I dey fear myslef cuz
I hear say bleepn na excercize there....



Were you sleeping when you dropped this gibberish about the East? Dont you know you are sending a bad signal of the place to the unkown...huh
Bad signal ke, I was only sayn the obvoius and scientific fact and I don't know y u ar takn it P.....who no knw say bleepn na excercise for East?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:48pm On Jul 26, 2015
Stancity:
East is better than North when life is the subject matter... Why must you write nonsense about the EAST... embarassed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:47pm On Jul 26, 2015
Stancity:
East is better than North when life is the subject matter... Why must you write nonsense about the EAST... embarassed
Guy, I no write any nonsense abt East, I just acknowledged the human resources dey av in abundant which I am not very interested in tapping!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
dossylvanus:
Na dem go rape you?
Don't get it twisted!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:37pm On Jul 26, 2015
Stancity:
Keep on talking shit about East... Shebi u heard about bombing in Yola today... huh
Dnt misunderstand me bro, am jst stayn away from the east just like a pope stayn away from Las vegas na!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
foxxynik:
. . MODIFIED***** CC 2el Hadassaheke Ademasta Shawwal1 Iykebest1 Kbs468 Zeeenas Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy Donpsymon Thespark Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1 Physika Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Goldeone Prettyface Majidyusuf Gazaliah dossylvanus Hilsocial Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Deracathy Annybens1993 Beamborla Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface iykebest1 Sugarcoated Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Benedictine omitooguns Eseohe23 golddeejay Venom104 Haywire1 Blym Burantashii kunlesufyan Starlight101 Harinholar Aare2050 adusco Joyce21 kingphilip Haliluck ABDamola muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG Elmisti Mzmeeday Babatawa Stancity Physika Jemimaa01 Haywire majidyusuf sammie24q crownbryan ifeanyija Harinholar Elmisti Humblega. Etcetera PCMs make una come "onsa" dis question oh!
Kaduna-kwara-ogun



I no wan go east, I dey fear myslef cuz I hear say bleepn na excercize there....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:58am On Jul 26, 2015
Zeeenas:
Having a family dat cares is better dan being in Buhari's cabinet(lol), nd missing sm1 is not all abt wishing 2 c dat sm1,but knowing dat sm1 cares 4 u.u guy's 're simply amazing nd i miss u. Thanks 4 ur best wishes. Nd have a blissful sunday.
Cc
Excozee,Kbs468,2el,Elmisti,
dolafunmi,sydneyboss,
Aare2050,Allsmyles, Iykebest1,Gazaliah,
Beamborla,Stancity,RmfunkyHilsocial,Armynu,babatawa,
goldenone,Thespark,
Deracathy,Whizqueen,
Jemimaa01,Majidyusuf,
Physika,Hadassaheke,
Ademasta,Donpsymon,
Sambest2,Haliluck,
chikaodili345,Shawwal1,
kunlesufyan,Horladmajy,
foxxynik,Ayima,Harinhorlar,
sugarcoatted,Haywire,
Annybeans1993,starlight101
muhyideenabdul,kogistan
Hardewhummie,dossylvanus
nd any1 i blindly omitted.
Welcome back ! Thank God for the gift of life
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:27am On Jul 26, 2015
chikaodili345:
To all:

Let me say that I appreciate the constant shout-outs from you guys. However, I really hate that my mentions get filled up with those long, endless, repetitive shout-outs with a myriad of names. If you would be so kind as to NOT include my name in those shout-outs, I would be eternally grateful. Thanks much.

C.
And you are?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:35am On Jul 26, 2015
Harinholar:
...I go sleep naw...
Ok, no worry urslf, me and naughtylagosguy go watch ova d thread for u and make sure it stil here in d morning!



#Men of the night watch
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:24am On Jul 26, 2015
Harinholar, u no go sleep ni......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:22am On Jul 26, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
I need a female PCM who graduated from the Faculty of Management and Accounting, Ladone Akintola University of Technology. Who's from Osun state and who will like to serve in either Lagos or Ogun state to be my littlemistress. Any volunteer or suggestion?
So u don dey do shopping 3 mnths to go, Satan is watching u in HD....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:19pm On Jul 25, 2015
Physika:
We are working boss cool
Cc Elmisti Kbs468 Babatawa Stancity
Its up and down...just like life itslf...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:41pm On Jul 25, 2015
Xcozee:
[size=19pt]if ur moniker is not on this ma list, something is 'perhaps' wrong! u might need a rehabilitation! We need ya contributions more, geared towards making this great thread a home for all!

*no hard feelings tho*

#AlwaysBelieve
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Zeeenas
Hilsocial
2el
Whizqueen
Babatawa
Stancity
Gazaliah
Kbs468
Sydneyboss
Deracathy
Physika
Jemimaa01
majidyusuf
Ademasta
Iykebest1
ifeanyija
Donpsymon
Thespark
Haliluck
Allsmyles
Dubylhover
Sambest2
Shawwal1
Hadassaheke
Idee91
Rmfunky
dossylvanus
Chikaodili345
Goldeone
Horladmejy
Ayima
Annybens1993
Beamborla
Kogistan
Sugarcoated
Venom104
Haywire1
kunlesufyan
Starlight101
Harinholar
Aare2050
muhyideenabdul
Elmisti
omitooguns
Armynu
Eseohe23
Dolafunmi
foxxynik
FriedPlantain
Hardeywhummie
Ademasta
#blessed!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Vacancies At WFM 91.7 Radio Station by elmisti(m): 5:22pm On Jul 25, 2015
I apply for dis thing, buh as I lack d experience required, buh I reaaly lyk d initiative...any1 got a reply from them?

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