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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:10am On Jul 31, 2015
hilsocial:
Dey post pple dia bt de camp in oda states like nassarawa after which most redeploy on security ground.
Okay, like say d nassarawa sef dey safe, currently d only nort/ hausa land I can go ar Kwara, sokoto and abuja....any oda place dat poverty level is high, bro BH activities is high too....abeg economics students get as dem dey compose d sentence
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:54am On Jul 31, 2015
hilsocial:
cool down. No go mistakenly choose Borno and Yobe as self deployed states , thinking dat na states u dont wanna go.
Hahaha, buh wait oo, shey camp still dey open for those states ni?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51am On Jul 31, 2015
Chai, see me se gobe ooo, woke up jejely to do my morning routine....as I enta kitchen. I notice say noodles wey my sis wey dey go work leave for me don disappear......to rub salt on wound....dem don dismantle stove... Put for water in d name of cleaning.......#dia ris Gurd oooo



Abeg who fit arrange brkfast for me.......

Cc dolafunmi dear, I understand u av to work, so dnt bother urslf...av got frndz who wil help




Aare2050....u get anytn for kitchen?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46am On Jul 31, 2015
Aare2050:
expanciate pls. 4 beta understanding
#startd manager carrier on FIFA14

#managed 3 clubs through out my carrier
*man city. *Qpr. *bordeaux

#won leagues @ man city and bordeaux

#won champions cup (leaguey @ man city

#won league cups @ man city and bordeaux

#my most expensive player ar Mario Gotze and Gareth bale

#i got retired 2029....after sleepless nights of gaming like say dem go really pay me





#after my sucess in the manager mode and plenty of days remaining untill B15, I created a player mode

#starting @ bordeaux, buh currently on loan @ conventry



#u understand nowhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:32am On Jul 31, 2015
hilsocial:
No play forget registration date o
Lol, forget ke? Once d tin don start, I don comot for aawse sharp sharp!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:52am On Jul 31, 2015
Good morning everyone.....TGIF.....dis thing is getting closer oo.....mehn, FIFA is really taking a toll on me.....finally got retired as a manager yesterday sha.....na only one champions league I win...3 clubs....buh neva used Ronaldo or messi..........Player carrier loading already....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:32am On Jul 31, 2015
dolafunmi:
MiLove, yes dear, al izz wel.. Miss you much.
Good! wat u planning for d wkend?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:31pm On Jul 30, 2015
dolafunmi:
Great love. Good morning
Hello daurling...bn a while...hope errtyn is cul
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:03pm On Jul 30, 2015
#walks in thread. #look around



#chimajii how u dey. ....

S/O to evryone



#retreat bak to bed!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:32pm On Jul 29, 2015
emerich:
Really! If u sure meet me in camp then ur life would change for the better, u wld definitely hv a change of orientation in life, essence of serving is not about the "flexing" but what u had achieved. So grow up young man, service is just a means to an end.
Lol, see as u take am personal, well mate, I never mentnd anytn abt flexn, dat means u jumpn into conclusions, and believe me, if dis orientation is what u will like to transfer to me in camp, bro, am waaaayyy pass insultn teenagers or people that made it young....since u av considered urslf to be grown...bro "wise up"....dere ar things in life that is not determined by age, AND EVEN U KNW DAT....#quote me @ ur own risk!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:20am On Jul 29, 2015
emerich:
Feels like living this thread, teenagers spewing rubbish, thread no longer informative, missing the days of Sodiqyinka et al, learnt so many things from that young man.
bruuther! bruuther!! bruuther!!
u av started with this your attitude again abi, same thing u didi that made u graduate at 29, now you are here still whyning that most pcms where in jss1 when u startd writing jamb.............take heart for these teenagers u think are "spewing thrash" will still threat ur F up in camp oooo......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:16am On Jul 29, 2015
dolafunmi:
2el... come enjoy a week of yoga @ our gymnasium. # elmisti & dolafunmi
#kisses# Good morning angel............hwz ur night?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:57am On Jul 29, 2015
Aare2050:
nauthylagosboy where u?
Present sir! Wetin do ur capsule?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:22am On Jul 29, 2015
babatawa:
Something Is Obviously Wrong With The Two Posters Above Me
there is no two way for you old boy, u probably gonna go the way sango did grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:19am On Jul 29, 2015
dolafunmi:
Ose jare sweetheart. I'll cook dinner tonight, you watch that match with your guys
thaks dearie, u the best daurling smiley
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:17am On Jul 29, 2015
#walks in thread......cant find my enemy,,,,walks out




meanwhile, can someone tell Bill gates to send me my own copy of windows 10 cuz am getting impatient oo
Business › Re: Daily Tennis Betting Pick/tips From The Tennis Doctor by elmisti(m): 7:54pm On Jul 28, 2015
chimajii:
Onah goodevening, Monday or before monday, we should kick off this thread again. Onah Thank you wella. All those who dropped by to say a word. God bless onah well well.
#rush to bank...where is your manager! I want to apply for a loan!......#jst kiddn.........welcome bak Man! #BrighterRewardnFuture
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:51pm On Jul 28, 2015
dolafunmi:
I trust your prowess.
Arewa mi, olori mi, our enemies will drink d osun river till it dries up, dey will then do a world tour on foot....hwz work today...what should I make u 4 dinner?
Politics › Re: 81 Senators Pass Vote-Of-Confidence On Saraki, Senate President by elmisti(m): 1:58pm On Jul 28, 2015
INTROVERT:
democracy
i sit me or you need to be given a salary by seun or something
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:53pm On Jul 28, 2015
babatawa:
*in Fatai Rolling Dollar's voice*

"O keere si numba mi, o kere

O wewe si numba mi, o wewe

iwo omode yi o wewe si numba mi"

I'm pretty sure by now she doesn't even remember a thin about you tongue

odolafunmi aya mi, can you come and show this man that his jazz is inferior...........ti aba ni eni lamu ola ni e ma mu...
mo ma rin ma yan pelu ololufe mi........ki won ota lo line up si pension office........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:35am On Jul 28, 2015
Good morning to ya all!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:25am On Jul 28, 2015
So babatawa av bn disturbn my dolafunmi while I was away abi, all of una no talk now oo, hin bullet still dey soak for ogidiga bottle...na dis thread wey I dey pity say make we no miss one member oo.....Buy I will let dat yeye man know that kekere ni ata kere, but u can't wash face with it!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:21am On Jul 28, 2015
dolafunmi:
Dáké enu re ní bèyen.
Laughing ko.... smiling ni...
Elmisti bobo jare.... no mind all these troublemakers
Ololufe mi, aya mi, dey can only try ni fa, ntn can take us away from us...Hw u doin ololufe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:20am On Jul 28, 2015
Emlina:
Wit all d space u bought, happy birthday no follow d txt come. Chop chop.
U no go blame me oo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:27pm On Jul 27, 2015
#clears throat

Good day err1, abeg can some1 update me on the current issue on ground...who is scamming who, who should we be wary of..........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:46pm On Jul 27, 2015
Emlina:
...nd hv i mentioned its my birthday todayhuh?
U wan celebrate amhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:25am On Jul 27, 2015
babatawa:
Aja Loma Je Enu Iwo Awe Yi...
aja to ba try e, ogun lo ma fi ejeE we!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:51am On Jul 27, 2015
chimajii:
Lwkm! @ 2 II, u suppose add am else I no go see ur mention. I still dey villa for popsy buril whey just finish, tryin to tidy tins. Morning all
Okaay ooo, God is in control bro, safe trip back home!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:07am On Jul 27, 2015
Chimajii ooooo, I see u for dat corner ooo! Ieven don add two II so u go know say I see evrytn!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:03am On Jul 27, 2015
Aare2050:
ok bae, i'll wait. naughtylagosboy, go and meet stancity, tell him i sent u to him to put u tru smtins about ur littlemistress. i'm sure he will help. and leave dat my oracle man called elmisti. good mrnin fams.
Good morning bobo mi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:55pm On Jul 26, 2015
jemimaa01:
lol..ok it wasn't boring per se..I just didn't enjoy it as muchembarassed
and are u really the king of A15?
No fall the guy hand na!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:53pm On Jul 26, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
U no tell me say u be herbalist nah. Anyway I believe we can still do something about it. I must win littlemistress heart.
Go and collect consultation card from aare2050, na hin dey safegaurd the oracle

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