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Agriculture › Re: Intending And First-time Farmers: Lets Meet Here by elmisti(m): 1:34am On Jul 23, 2015
OLAMIMO12:
lntending farmers....... move out. start now
guy, been waiting for you to contact about the project na, how soon will it be?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:31am On Jul 23, 2015
Aare2050:
Shuuuuuuuuu
People of the left mansion can gossip o, how did u know about this?
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*clear throat *





Goal!













Nauthylagosboy






Where elmisti?








He never pay him rent o








Chimaji









Where my money?





















2el. I want me and Allsmyles to top you next mentions











Stancity..... I want to know where you like to serve










Gazaliah. Don't know what to say to you












I'm out of here







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Goodnight





Dream big






NB: close your eyes before you all sleep.
owing rent and coming late at night is not easy fa, abeg naughtylagosguy! u don sleep?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:10pm On Jul 22, 2015
Good to ya all, e no easy make BIS finish wen u dey wait for posting oo, anyways thank God I never lost street credibility....so as time table don show face, can sm1 enlighten me on dis proffered state thingy cuz I get serious issues with posting ooo.....
Cc 2el, aare2050, Xcozee et al
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:37am On Jul 22, 2015
#clear throat.......abeg who carry my pipe, having trouble sleeping. I need some weed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:48pm On Jul 21, 2015
[quote author=talktokingsley1 post=36122047][/quote]Don't worry bro, sm1 will put u through here. My own oracle is still on vacation.
Cc aare2050 2el sambest1 majidyusuf.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:03am On Jul 21, 2015
dolafunmi:
Buy for two... wink
Guesn u size 28?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:59am On Jul 21, 2015
dolafunmi:
lol... na Lasgidi I dey but work no dey give me time.
Oh, ok, have a nice day babie gal
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:07am On Jul 21, 2015
Good mornini ladies and gentlemen......be like say dis. Thin don. Dey near ooo, make I go find white b4 d tin scarce for market..........

Cc. Aare2050, xcozee ademasta naughtylagosguy majidyusuf dolafunmi whizqueen
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:04am On Jul 21, 2015
arcnomec:
Shebi una done turn this place to love trend abi.....................from my statistics we done discuss about #B15 issues like 40%,whereas love,yabbing and others collect 60%........Make una seek caution na...........
Oh okay, u wan talk B15 abi, I hear say all B15 members will be posted to the north in order to make up for their exclusion in recent years...so u shld probably be preprd to get certificate of exclusion whch the comisionwil charge 250k for....mention me anytym u want update abt B15
Cc aare2050, chimaji 2el naughtylagosguy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:00am On Jul 21, 2015
Aare2050:
yeah, we are geting there. cc: my tenants elmisti ademasta chiamaji naughtylagosguy kbs468 et al
Your head is there my able landlord!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:29pm On Jul 20, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
I be Na'Allah first son. Lol
Make I bring my exit form, help me sign mahuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:21pm On Jul 20, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
The hostel payment doesn't affect me. My own issue is different.
Wch one be ur own issue?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:16pm On Jul 20, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Where are my fellow night crawlers? Cc: elmisti, Aare2050
PRESENT! Guy hw far na, any news abt hostel paymnt?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:08pm On Jul 20, 2015
Aare2050:
very very good o. d day was grt. n urs?
Awesome!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:56pm On Jul 20, 2015
Aare2050:
na like dis u dey folow ur e-lover talk?
I dey try monitor am ni oo, u knw yoruba sayn abt ijakumo ryt? #coded
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:53pm On Jul 20, 2015
Gud pm evr1.....aare2050, hw tinz dey go
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:48pm On Jul 20, 2015
dolafunmi:
Lol.. good evening family.
Hope y'all had a great day cos I had a good day...
Seems like u living in a different time -zone, abeg shey na Colombia u dey ni?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:57pm On Jul 20, 2015
ademasta:
What are u seeing that no one else is seeing o? Once you are a registered engineer with an engineering firm, u can be in to all kinds of engineering aspects. You are not d one doing the work by urself but, the engineers you employ. Elmisti becareful, cos i can use my COREN registered stamp to term your project as non-sponteneous and unrealistic.
Okay, oya no vex, kontinue our work....Esu don understand
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:31pm On Jul 20, 2015
Aare2050:
get fresh yam join. *singing*
we no go gree o, we no go gree. fake engrs. we no go gree. eriwo yaaaaa.
All pregnant women should stay indoors ooo, d gods ar para-ing, and my advice to zeeenas, leave ademasta for he av wronged the irumoles! Aare2050, let the incantations begin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:29pm On Jul 20, 2015
Aare2050:
i trust u elmisti. notin is impossible. #webelieve
#based on believe
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:42am On Jul 20, 2015
ademasta:
Guy your name na Xcozee, it has 2 e(s). Zeeenas has 3 e(s). You care to know why she has the 3e(s) in her name? It is because she belongs to an Electrical and Electronics Engineer. (Z..EEE..nas). I still won you!
Cc
Shawwal1
Elmisti
Foxxynik
Aare2050
Xcozee
E be like say sleep don dey get my password o
Aare2050, are u seeing what am seeing, We have been scammed ooooo, so ademasta is just a Rewire engineer and we don dey giv am structures to build.......abeg gather boys sharp sharp, I no go gree for this one oooo..............#going to market to get 7 galons of palm oil
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:35am On Jul 20, 2015
dolafunmi:
Lol... #flashes an engagement ring....
Enga-WAT!, make I laff small, u mean d ring u ar playn to put insyd ur pocket truout camp abi? U remind of my episode wit one babem #winks..aare2050, dis one no be roadblock, na bumpy road, but na hilux I cary come
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:31am On Jul 20, 2015
Aare2050:
lol, u too dey scare. let me call my goons.
*picks up phone, dials elmisti number* helo ma goon, please i would like to see u and naughtylagosguy at the left mansion right away. gat some business for u. *drops call*
#open door wit codeine level, #yawns, Guy, as chimaji don talk am, my power lies not in my ability to break boTtle and throw punch. Buh lemme go bak inside wit 3 galon of palm oil, Satan will show them on my behalf
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:41am On Jul 20, 2015
dolafunmi:
Biko... tell him o... easy does it jare... not to worry elmisti... na camp sure pass... wink
Me and u in camp ryte? #big grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:40am On Jul 20, 2015
dolafunmi:
kaabo from nairaland prison o...
Maybe you don too buy land
Thank you dearie, and dem no imprison me, was jst in detention...buh if u want me prison is where u want me to go in order to impress u, babie, I can fit go for u ooo.......#koni koni luv
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:03am On Jul 20, 2015
Aare2050:
my caretaker, i already said it, hope i spoke well?
Yes you have bobo mi
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:45pm On Jul 19, 2015
Xcozee:
[size=18pt]XCO [/size] [size=18pt]ZEEE[/size]
[size=18pt]NAS [/size]




[size=19pt]I need one word from you guys on this super match (eCouple)! [/size]


2el
Stancity
Physika
Haywire
majidyusuf
Hadassaheke
Shawwal1
Iykebest1
Kbs468
Zeeenas
Sydneyboss
Hilsocial
Sodiqyinka
Deracathy
Donpsymon
Thespark
Babatawa
Aare2050
Allsmyles
Whizqueen
Gazaliah
Haliluck
Foxxynik
Elmisti
Ademasta
Sambest2
My landlord will say my mind
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:35pm On Jul 19, 2015
shawwal1:
Lol see me see trouble o

Don't u follow the latest trend for town?no b my fault na Zeeenas is the d trending chick for town
Shey becuz everybody wan bleach say white pple get sense pas black? #if u undrstnd
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:32pm On Jul 19, 2015
chimajii:
LMFAO!!! Okay ooo.....hehehehhehehe @ maxime texiera number..kwakwakwakwakwakwakwa wheytin imm do u... grin
That guy collect my money for sub yesterday, I wan pay am condolence visit ni, cuz hin carrier ehn, if he win anytn, na inside video game ooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:25pm On Jul 19, 2015
chimajii:
Ldkm!! My chest dey break bottle. Oya hire me!
Chimooo! I no go allow u fflw me go break bottle, jst siddon for awse make I com bak com gist u how the film go........Hope say u reach church today...BTW, u get maxime texiera (abi wetin be hin name) number?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:21pm On Jul 19, 2015
shawwal1:
As everyone is hitting on Zeeenas I don start they develop intrest smal smal what is the secret behind her?

Ni Hao everyone


Ademasta I they watch u wit one eye o
So you sef wan join the endless queue, okay ooo, I no undrstnd how una dey think sef.....u must av studied public admin or PFA
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:16pm On Jul 19, 2015
Aare2050, dis our engineer don dey grow wings o, I dey reason make we find anoda one cuz. I no knw how many project he don execute wey he dey starch hi shoulder....and when u go open that skul wey u build

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