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Kbs468:
You sure did but I believe U must be a nollywood freak

Bro, he don tey wey I watch Amag ooo, buh the vintage ones, my family rarely miss any

Aare2050:
Details please. All my tenants are now doing as they like. Elmisti, where you? Wat is afroblues abeg?

Lemme ask the oracle

Physika:
First gimme cold water..
Ma chest dey burn me.

#hands u a bottle of chilled kunu

Aare2050:
Good evening good people, today makes the second day and night I have been absent from family meetings. Some were spreading rumours that I followed buhari to the United States. I must say such rumours must be seen as a baseless rumour.
The last page we were during my last visit to the thread was page 978......and now here we are on page 1018........and still counting.
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I so much appreciate God for this wonderful opportunity been given unto us, it is not by our power nor by our might. But the grace of God kept us and will still be keeping us.
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2el. You are a man of yesterday, today, tomorrow, and many years to come. Thanks for this wonderful thread.
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. Allsmyles. My e-love, my e-sch, you are such a blessing to this generation and generations to come. An accountant with a special stance, may God continue to water your brain with knowledge, wisdom and understanding. Hope to meet you in camp...... #baseonbelieve.
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Stancity. My e-brother, the man that made my e-dream come through, the man that gave me the reason to continue when I felt like to quit. The man who thought me how to score goals on this thread. The man I will like to meet offline........
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Elmisti. I saw you mentions. You searched for me everywhere in the mansion, I was just looking at you to know how much you like your landlord. Thank God you did not fall my hand. Thanks for the love and care bro. Dolafunmi is yours. She belongs to you and she belongs to nobody.
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Other Pcms that I can't talk about for now, but I will still do. I love you all
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. Cc: Babatawa Stancity Jemimaa01 majidyusuf Ademasta Iykebest1 Zeeenas Sydneyboss Hilsocial Deracathy Donpsymon Thespark Haliluck Allsmyles whizqueen Sambest2 Shawwal1 Physika Idee91 Rmfunky Xcozee Gazaliah dossylvanus Benebaby77 Kbs468 Chikaodili345 Goldeone Prettyface Horladmejy Ellagoldy Ayima Deracathy Annybens1993 Beamborla Kogistan IamYhudii Hadassaheke Pweetyface iykebest1 Sugarcoated Venom104 Haywire1 Blym Burantashii kunlesufyan Starlight101 Harinholar Mzmeedayaare2050adusco Joyce21 kingphilip ABDamola muhyideenabdul zaFuhrer noordean prodiG Elmisti Benedictine Sugahylz maeridee omitooguns Armynu Eseohe23 Dolafunmi golddeejay foxxynik Macbukky93 tk4life FriedPlantain Hardeywhummie FolakemiSalami Owliver et al
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. In case you want to know the reason I have been offline,
It was due to the preparation of the end of session and validation service plus graduation ceremony of the school where I'm working.
The kind of stress can make a pregnant woman deliver ahead of time. .
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Thank you God bless you
Below is picture of me and some of my jss2 going to jss3 students.

Make way! Make way!!
Roll d carpets



Aare2050 gbogbo ti left...
Welcome bak!

iykebest1:
whizqueen see another one here..

Anoda kini?

babatawa:
Yaay! Elmisti under ur nose o

she don dey invite me to bed...

*in d'banjs voice* "she's extraordinary"

Only God knows how many sallah meat u don chop b4 I drop feeding bottle....but I don learn say things are not always as it seems

Physika:
This right here is me..
Whatsup boss

Am good brotherlly, u sef don join men of the nights watch?

tellwisdom:
...And An illegitimate child has spoken...I see you, Olofo

Hahaha.....#sleep tyt bro, I know what harsh economies like this can do to a man, u can now do DNA online....#never let it weigh u down....U will make it too!

dolafunmi:
Oya lets get the parry started... atewo...

#plugs in earpice...blasting drunk in love by beyonce...#i haven't bn drinking tho

tellwisdom:
Laptop and phone Wey no be you buy. If na u come buy am no??... na to buy slot for CNN to wailing wailer...onye Nzuzu.

Sorry bro, I feel ur pain, u probably cldt help but think the ladys worth is even too long ur phone cldnt calculate...buh dnt get ur ego busted. I can only imagine how ur life will be turned around if Pmb finally starts paying jobless and low lives like u 5k/month... #take care of u and #dnt think of following that woman step, cuz atleast there is smtn she knows that u don't...and its VALUE!

iykebest1:
@ d bold, why am I think of some pples moniker?

There is nothing new under the sun

Lagusta:
Hello all....

I would likely serve in the nysc batch B....

So I'm new here....

Anyone gonna welcome me??

At first Likely is not a word I accept....U will serve in nysc B15 (I don't know why u feel its likely tho)





On the other hand.....Welcome to this joyful house please introduce ur slf by filling this form


Name
Skul
Dept
Prfrd location for service

dolafunmi:
Yea, potatoes gonna potate... haters gonna 8... work was great... hope you had a great day

Cool, Nepa suffered me today oo, sry PHCN, buh as u entrd, d light in my life was restored...even PHCN sef fear connection, dem jst bring d light

dolafunmi:
O ga o... even if them throw us bomb of jealousy... our love shall stand the test of time... you sef know na

Ofcus my daurling, haters can 8...BtW. Hwz work todai

#carry gong








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Keeeeerrrrrrree oooooooooo!!
Keeeeeerrreeeee oooooooo!!!






Pcms @ work
Pcms @ home
Pcms in the market
Pcms clubbing
Pcms in the motel
Pcms in the lef
Pcms @ weed joint
Pcms bleepn
Pcms reading nonsense NL threads


I am directed to inform you that a great evil have been averted! The Devil had a rethink on his plans for our dear whizqueen ( E-love to Xcozee)...Her hard earned and hustled properties which was pre-stolen have been re-turned to her by the unconventional ability of the Nigerian police in conjuction with some alert area boys......We hereby declare today for Islamic prayers, Tomorrow Satan shal be thanked for the rethink and sunday thanksgiving and testimony in church...




Hope I have spoken well?

whizqueen:
Thanks jare my padi... Remember to tell your people for house oo

#Town crier mode activated

Xcozee:
I de complain say ma e-Luv zeeenas is ill... Not knowing my e-Crush whizqueen was robbed as well... Follow up d full gist here: https://www.nairaland.com/2475343/how-laptop-phone-stolen-apartment#36238438

Guy, lemme help u consult E-oracle for if your E-life continues this way, it is problem for this E-house!

Whizqueen.....I happy for you oo, country economy nova good ni, I kukuma no blame the woman, God protect us all sha.....B15 go soon rush com here

babatawa:
All these English, libel Ati slender kini gan

Dolafunmi is off-limits to everybody and anybody!

omitooguns:
E b like say dis ur idea beta pass my own...na wetin i chop dey worry me

U should consider adding wet weed to your meals. It helps a lot

omitooguns:
what if we support PMB by slashing our alawee by 50%

What if PMB support us by increasing alawee by 50% and follow the minimum wage provisions?

Is it me, or the way guyz are vanishing from this thread is alarming.....where on nairaland is physika?

Kbs468:
wao congrat man. I neva really believe it b4, tot its all about adverts only and you must actually be lucky den else its not easy oo

The site is really helping, the last tym I hit rock bottom, na dere I sell some unwanted stuff. D nigga com pick am for my house ni sef...

majidyusuf:
Hello You guys, i am finally out

Welcome bak, u go E-detention abi

Xcozee:
[size=19pt]pls u guys should pray 4quick recovery to ma e-Luv Zeeenas! Kinda ill!
I'm Feeling empty
#OneLove [/size]

Wish her a speedy recover bro! #zeeenas #onelove

Kbs468:
let it an easy cough dat relieving in nature oo elmisti

Lol, u and I got no prob, do we?

babatawa:
Looolz* weyrey alakoba
wey i still dey Gather money to buy white shorts and shirts
S32 ni

ROTL....receive miracle bro!

Xcozee:
[size=19pt]*clears throat* Nah be only u get eLuv o! *winks [/size]

This one u av neva seen b4!

babatawa:
hehe abeg carry your Lil Kesh line go siddon

dolafunmi wey i nur na home service she dey run nur be ur kind package

Acquisition without evidence is a crime, I can sue you for libel and slander fa!

Cc dolafunmi...enemies ar springing up oo

babatawa:
this path ur takin will bring u nothin but pain...

What is love without pain? I don't want my dolafunmi to feel tony payne sha ooo!

babatawa:
Have you heard the Goodnews?

That nigga jst gave a testimony that cld move mountains,,,,,,,,,which Good news b dat? Jami si

babatawa:
How dd this happen?
u pipo haff turn here to brothel sha

#coughs