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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:31pm On Jul 18, 2015
dolafunmi:
Lol... fun thread with funny pple. I suggest whizqueen... #if you are seeing what I am seeing#
u want to start playing reverse psychology abi smiley
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:18pm On Jul 18, 2015
Aare2050:
hmmm, see talent.
bo se ma je niyen
o ti ye awon ota niyen
a ti wo studio niyen
a de ma wo yanki niyen
cc: babatawa, stancity, elmisti, kbs468,
sighted cool
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:14pm On Jul 18, 2015
make i go do scouting things, abeg hold your babe well for this thread ooo, i am about to go searching for my missing rib o grin
dolafunmi>>>>>>scouting
allsmyles............no go area
whizqueen>>>>>>>couting
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
dolafunmi:
Wow... this family has got speed o... over 900 pages already?
the ministry is moving!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
Zeeenas:
Not everiwhere is worth going,but its worth coming here,not everi1 is worth smiling/laughing wit, but we do dat wit everi1 here, not everytyn is worth sharing, bt dis family shares everityn(lol),not everi1 is worth loving, but dis house is love, not everi1 is worth missing, but we miss eachoda dat's d reason we always try 2 catch up.Not all grp is worth joining, but've u ever regretted being here?
Gud morning nd hv a terrific day.
Cc: 2el,xcozee,babatawa,Kbs468,Hilsocial,Haywire, physika,Iykebest1,Stancity,
Aare2050,Donpsymon,
Armynu,Ademasta,Haliluck,
Jemimaa01,Allsmyles,
Hadassaheke,Majidyusuf,
Gazaliah,Sambest2,Kunlesufyan,Starlight101,Elmisti,Chikaodili345,Harinhorla,rmfunky,Shawwal1,Sydneyboss,deracathy,goldenone,theSpark,Whizqueen,Idee91,Ayima, Beamborla, sugarcoatted,foxxynik, muhyideenabdul, Benebaby77, nd any1 i blindly omited.
its a pleasure meeting you too smiley
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:59am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Elmisti told me you love weed. Don't worry. I will bring bags of Oshogbo weed for you.
make i dey look you as u dy waka for bush, aare2050, abeg shey you go help me tutor this our guy, the left way
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:57am On Jul 18, 2015
Gazaliah:
Wia is the picturehuh


Nothing Konsine me with Claims
u are one of those people that drink vintage alomo right/
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:52am On Jul 18, 2015
Gazaliah:
How you take know say na OSAMA bomb World Trade Centre in Sept 11 bomb blast in The Statehuh
did he or did not claim responsibilty for the attack?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:50am On Jul 18, 2015
Aare2050:
ok, adonhear u. he travel to mecca oh, na dere he go do him sallah
oh, ok,,enough jalamia go shele oon b dat grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:48am On Jul 18, 2015
okay, now am buying this land for all that lost thier life in the 911 attack, wont mention anybody oo, cuz it is meant for ghost to chilllll

























































































God fire osama and every other peron terrorizing the planet























































































u can just like to show your support sha cry
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:46am On Jul 18, 2015
Aare2050:
elmisti! elmisti!! elmisti!!! how many times i call u? *holds his ears*
Alaye, na that new tennant no code jare! BTW, whre is babatawa sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:39am On Jul 18, 2015
Xcozee:
[size=18pt]edit that name out! u r sarcastically insulting me! Hw will I still be alive and my love will b a tenant 2u...kilo de? [/size]
hahaha, see husband oooooo cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:35am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Yes. I met him. He seem like a cool guy though he's asking for atonement. Your landlord will like greasing of palm o.
rara ooo, he just like make hin mansion dey egalitarian structure, #whispers,, he likes wet weed and ogidiga wink
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:32am On Jul 18, 2015
ass everything don dey normal now, drag my system out, start FIFA, see you all on page 999, really need to complete my hotel project, customers are getting much already grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:28am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy, how far na, i see you met my landlord already, and some of the tennants grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:25am On Jul 18, 2015
good morning to all you adorable E-famz with whom i share E-love.................and to those unilorin people that will like to tell me how an elephant is greter than a lion..................
cc everybody grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2015
Aare2050:
gv me the cost details
cc ademasta
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015
Stancity:
Bro i thank you for the mention but am not happy sha.. How una go dey do ojoro like thishuh
hahaha, na so i dey remember plot 800, karma is sooo aweeessssoooommmme, can share u parking space at my hotel sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:15am On Jul 18, 2015
Aare2050:
gud of u my guy. av a nice day
and you too brotherlly cool
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:14am On Jul 18, 2015
ademasta:
Yea, na we dey dia! But wait, this 3acres of land will not be enof again o... Abi u hv forgotten u asked me to build you an ultramodern toilet, which will not take anytin less than 3hectre? (1hectre=2.5acres u knw). Oya pay in chap chap
ok engineer, will have to evict those people beside me, and contact chimaji and aare2050 for all payment grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:11am On Jul 18, 2015
Aare2050:
shaaaa!!! how una go dey do dat kind tin na, wen u knw say allsmyles neva wake up. chai! na landlord of d left u dey call tatafo so? elmisti, get me my pankere mimo abeg
#hands you those egungun whip
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:01am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
The chicken was given feathers for a reason. We are also given dreams for a reason. Though not everyone achieve his or her dream.

Dreams can be likened to the feathers of a chicken while our ambitions can be liken to the ability of the chicken to fly.

Chickens can fly (be ambitious) to some reasonable height, the ability to fly higher or lower (ambition) depends on the trust the chicken has in it feathers (dreams).

Like most chickens, we humans have the ability to fly (ambition) but we don't trust our feathers (enough) that's why most dreams remains a dream. But if we believe in our dreams and trust in our dream to soar us to greater heights, we would fly like an eagle.
your are just went too ambitious with the feathers of the chicken. yes it can fly, but it is limited to the height of a roof, anything higher than the roof is suicide, every chicken want to fly like the eagle, but they have to accept that thier feathers is a limitations....dream is oveamphasized upon and this kills alot. the poor dream to get rich, the rich dream to get richer....the dead dont dream at ball............a balance should be maintained!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:39am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
He who has no ambitions, has no dream - Late Olusola Saraki, 2007

Be ambitious and work towards achieving your dreams because it will make you dine and wine with Kings - Bukola Saraki, 2015.

Believe the quotes at your own peril.
true, bu even ambitions should have limitations, "the day a chicken attempts to fly with the eagle, he shall no loose only her chicks, but also herself">>>>>>>elmisti, 2015
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:31am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Hope say the introduction go come with some added incentives? Abeg if you wan introduce me to anybody, introduce me to Bukola Saraki or Fatai Ahmed. I wan become SA for Kwara State. Make I start from somewhere jare.
u dey ambitious gan ooooo,
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:25am On Jul 18, 2015
hilsocial:
cc JTF, USA, NATO, France,Russia,China,Isreal,Germany,Uk and Obj.
kikikikikikikiki, all of them no dey there since 2010 tongue
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:24am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Nothing wey I wan go do for the Convo jare. Will gist you more about that later behind camera. Lol
waiting jejely in the left, make my landlord come so i go introduce you
cc..aare2050
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:22am On Jul 18, 2015
hilsocial:
No.
I was a futoite and am a catholic.
oh sorry, read the post wrong......#too much of wet weed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:21am On Jul 18, 2015
hilsocial:
cc to the new service chiefs.
let them report to maiduguri if them get liver,them go know say life no get duplicate, moreova, any one that dies in the hands of shekau boys, satan no dey gree offer them extra life
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:19am On Jul 18, 2015
hilsocial:
cc: to my church members. U c una lifes.
hahahaha, na winners u dey go for malete abi?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:18am On Jul 18, 2015
naughtylagosguy:
Lol. Me I never even pay the 18,500 sef.
ah, u be bad boy ooo, i don pay dat one, even go the convo sef...........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:17am On Jul 18, 2015
hilsocial:
is like u re new in this city wait dia my goons re cming with Mack and Armoured cars.
in shekau voice..............ayalal JIHAD!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:13am On Jul 18, 2015
Physika:
Elmisti wid satan b gone..

Smh..

Makes u wonda if d duo work/walk 2geda huh
#scrath my artificial dada............#draw my goatee lipsrsealed

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