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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:55pm On Dec 16, 2015
donasere:
Choi...na doze 200L ones dey make brain pass. Oooooo.....

I dey go masscom 2mao make I go do ultimate search.
May the force b with you!
NYSC › Re: Bomb Found At Nysc Camp Ebonyi State, Parade Cancelled by elmisti(m): 11:35am On Dec 15, 2015
ediko5:
thank you English prof. sorry I studied chemistry
STFU and listen to simple corrections jare, even if u studied yoruba Education, am very sure u did Use of English (GNS)...


Thank God fellow corp members wr nt subjected to sad stories!








#biko dnt reply me oooo, jst let it slide#
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy To Go Next Year. FG To Sell Petrol At 97 by elmisti(m): 10:02am On Dec 15, 2015
Inspectahdeck:
Very true but that is were regulation comes in. DPR, NNPC will regulate the market, so as not to exceed a certain amount of money to avoid exploitation.
Lol, the way the airline is regulatedhuh...or the education sectorhuh Or telecommunicationhuh....or powerhuh....bro, I see dangote and co taking nitro speed on forbes list next year!....
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy To Go Next Year. FG To Sell Petrol At 97 by elmisti(m): 9:59am On Dec 15, 2015
skidskid:
IGNORANCE is when you analyse something only at face value without @least getting some facts. DONT just try to think before you type ... try to GOOGLE what you think of typing .

in 2011 oil peaked at $100 pb. and on January 1 2012 GEJ New year msg was to tell us he was removing subsidy to reinvest in other sectors. btw 2012 n 2015 you tell me what impact sure-p has had in your life or someone. you know

this is 205 oil has dropped below $40 pb. the nation doesn't want to over borrow and become slaves to the white man this the primary aim is to generate income and reduce expenses. this it's a SOLID. reason to scrap subsidy.

Jonah's reason back then was to stop cabals and there was a probe , what has changed since then? be for jona left there was no fuel to the extent telecoms and banks were about to cut their business hours just to tell you in 6 Years GEJ has yet to stop our economy from being run by generating sets . lmao

better put hands on deck and do ur quota to help the country through this period by hustling hard , paying your taxes and ensuring every. politician is accountable instead of still deluding yourself that the past govt cared about us. *motherfckers never loved us!!!( (in drakes voice )
U really need to shut up before U stat soundn mad!....did u jst ask what SureP has donehuh....well lemme tell you a lil, it paid school fees ( mine for four years)....and nt even directly from FG, the subsidy was shared among states....oh, nd it constructed roads ( see fashola for reference )...Start up SMEs for people!....if you ddnt benefit from sureP, go and hang your state government!....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:49pm On Dec 13, 2015
dossylvanus:
Elmisti i no fit quote you finish shaa. How far?
Yo bro!.....U in lag?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:53am On Dec 13, 2015
Rane06.....HBD!.......oya drop smtn for em boys!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:52am On Dec 13, 2015
donasere:
Yeah na dat area I dey reason sef....make I get around dat Tanke or pipeline.....

Where haywire1 dey.....hin done teach me bad good thing....na so so pekus I dey sight for all doz areas
Na so, all dose stdnt apartmnt no too dey expensive, and dis one wey u dey sight pekus anyhw, no go jam ilrorin babe wey don pass year 2 for skul ooo, na to marry tinz ooo...na on speed dial to pregnancy God put dem
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:26am On Dec 13, 2015
donasere:
Which apartment cheap.....All doze pipu be tasking me 100 - 130k for a room self con!....
Food is cheap doe....but still trynna see if I can get something cheaper n closer to my ppa....

Aw fa una and NEPA dey fyt nihuh...Diaz almost neva light in ilorin xcept u stay in GRA.
LMAO, if u need electricity, GRA is d surest, but dat awse is too expensive jare, if u be guy man...go to student area ( Tanke nd its environs ), self con. hostels dey waste dr, patapata na 80k u go pay for one year
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:19am On Dec 13, 2015
donasere:
Lol!!!

so u be abdulfatai pikinhuh
Choi ur state no dey try oooo.......
Nothing ur boiz fit do ooo....no go stress urself....xcept dem sef wan gimmi pekus to. Investigate...I just dey on a low for ilorin for nao...But I guess major unilorin work starts January for batch B CMs..



Hope onitsha is dope man!....

No go gree make omo Igbo carry u go ooooo.....

Come kwara come carry fyn fyn alhaja ooo
Hahaha, atleast food no dey expensive, nd apartmnt cheap sef....Onitsha no be joke ooo, dem no get pity for hustlers @ all, come see houses of ntnles dan 12k per mnth, but me don setttle for my PPA lodge sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:39am On Dec 13, 2015
jatau7:
runaway keribaby...na wa ohhh...keri wch way na
U dis man, come here...,a wch LG u dey for anambra.....na onitsha I siddon dey wait u oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:30am On Dec 13, 2015
Kizito2nv:
am in benue state sir wants a rezone to makurdi
Getting d capital wnt. Be easy excpt u knw person...if u do, contact dperson Asap, buh if u belong to "Godwin team"....beg ZI make he find u ppa.........nd holla peeps u know dere alrdy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:10am On Dec 13, 2015
donasere:
Strolls into thread!!!......Wetin dey sup for this place??





E don tey ooooooooooo




Elmisti, chimajii, dossylvanus, donpsymon, jatau7, keribaby, omitooguns, gazaliah, whodohgeepee, ademasta, haywire1, mobi18, et al......I hail una ooooo










#teamkwara!
So na my state u dey chill bahhuh...if I hear say any pekus get issues, I will not tke it softly wit u oooo.....Wr is ur ppa lemme arrange boysto come teach u some lesson
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:08am On Dec 13, 2015
habib55:
OP. Can I have a letter of request from my employer in show when I go to camp. Can I ask to be deployed to my current place of employment. If yes...how do I go about this. Thanks
Sure u can, jst talk to your platoon officer to know how to go about it
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:05am On Dec 13, 2015
Kizito2nv:
please am in a delima and need advice i want move to another zone even though i have already done that after my initial posting i was rejected and my z.i helped me transfer to another zone now the new zone ppa rejected me i sugest dat i chek another institute in d capital wich is in another zone i want to know if there is a way it can be done through d nysc secreteriate in d state (by who u know) or must it only be approved by d z.i please help i need advice bfore monday cos i dont have enough to transit d two zones thanx in anticipation





Please help any1 with right answer Elmisti, chimajii, dossylvanus, donpsymon, jatau7,
keribaby, omitooguns, gazaliah, whodohgeepee,
ademasta, haywire1, mobi18, et al
This one wey u dey wak frm zone to zone sef, d ZI go don tyr for ya matter, but if u sabi pple for top, no lele, jst pull the string and dem go put you for anoda zone, but its better if you have a PPA in mind alrdy, jst go nd get request letter from them and reduce ur wahala.....plus wch state ar U maybe peeps can help u out wit organizations dere
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:02am On Dec 13, 2015
theSpark:
Greetings earthlings
The camp fire here in sagamu is on course and of course it's hot, it's hot.
Medicine for the hammattan.
Oniranu sombori!
Romance › Re: When A Girl Is Dating A Guy Who Is Not Ready For Marriage by elmisti(m): 11:36am On Dec 12, 2015
Desperate ladies everywr!
Romance › Re: When A Girl Is Dating A Guy Who Is Not Ready For Marriage by elmisti(m): 11:35am On Dec 12, 2015
Bisjosh:
A lady should always go for someone that is at least 4years older and ahead of her not age mates because truly the economy isnt friendly so guys are shying away from responsibility of marriage.

That been said, i don't agree with more than one year dating/courtship.
If a guy is really serious about you, he would have taken some steps.

It doesn't make sense when someone says "i cant know him or her in a year" BS! You cant know someone completely unless you start living together undecided
Did you jst say 4yearshuh......so u mean d gal I will get married to is probably jst entering universityhuh....God will judge U!...If I am made b4 getn married, den all she see is a finished product, smtn she dsnt knw hw hard I wrkd for!..Wat hapnd to getn married to sm1 of equal. Success??....all dis gold- Wearing galz sef, dey dnt care hw d gold is mined!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46pm On Dec 10, 2015
chimajii:
As I would always say, NEVER YOU DARE have any dealing[s] with a Nairalander. Either They Turn out to Be Kids, People who Can't Keep Their Mouth Shut a.k.a LoseMouths, or they are Liars. Nairalanders Are Indeed Terrible People.[MAJORITY] Always Keep THEM AT BAY
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#MissionAccomplished:GRATEFUL and Thankful To Jehovah God,Yea, I BAGGED the Mr. Macho Winner CONTEST. Even though the prize was lil,[not important] it's been added to the List and WRITTEN in the History books. I Moved On Already onto Something Else. Enugu Awgu Camp.
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.S/N: New ShOOT ALREADY RELEASED/OUT
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Monday Needs to come Fast, so that I exit this camp same way I came.
Wetin happn again.....oya bring d macho money make I help you appease gods
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 4:36pm On Dec 10, 2015
amodu:
where you kon dey run to?
Lol, bro, dis one pple ar trown insults anyhw.....Me I m a paramole ooo, I detest iwosi big tym
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:58pm On Dec 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
Haywire1 & Elmisti,I no wan come that thread jare.....I have seen all my mentions but I don't want to exchange words with that small girl(Though she has used a pro pics to prove she is a big girl) but I can only show up when mobilization is on(That's if am not busy with my economics and mathematics class) bit I will try to come if am needed.




NB:Am sure they've got invisible girl cos she knows everything apart from she never know SEAD,DRILLING,NYSC LECTURE,PPA(That's where we senior her)..


I COME IN PEACE
Mehn, only God knws wat pple ar turning to bro, nd sm1 will av to put up wit dat kinda gal one dayhuh....I pity guys bro
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 3:53pm On Dec 10, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
Lol, I've seen all your mentions. Instead of replying individually, I'd just drop a general message. Though its very unnecessary and has nothing to do with the purpose of this thread. To begin with, I'm not a drunk, or controversial contrary to popular opinion. I'm a 21 year old girl and I love to have fun even if it means drinking on a Monday night.
kuchikau and haywire1 I regret the time I wasted exchanging words with you, total waste of my time. I'm leaving the thread until there's relevant information cause I won't let retards like you drag my name in the mud. I don't want the attention of fools like you, I have more to do with my life unlike you. I mean you guys are CMs and not PCMs so I wonder why you're here in the first place, are you that jobless? If yes, you should get a dictionary and work on your vocabulary cause it sucks. I'm a real person, I'm not here dishing lies so as to get attention like some people have said. You're "male" doesn't make you a man, you guys are just a bunch of stupid kids. Gazaliah and Elmisti (I don't care if I'm wrong) this applies to you to. Yes, you guys insulting me are just low life fools and haters, and you're angry cause you know I'm out of your league so you resort to hating, I've met more like you. You guys are just bunch of cowards hiding behind social media. I don't know if this is how you talk to your mothers and sisters at home, but you don't talk to ladies this way. Pls learn from real men. You've picked the wrong one to mess with.
I mean what is the fascination with me??
To the mature people like LogoDWhiz & greatestman and the likes thank you. To anyone apart from the afore mentioned that gets offended by this post, I'm sorry. I'm actually a good person sometimes.
Peace out.
p.s the name is Oluwani-moduroti Kimberly Ajayi.
Cmon, BABY gal, hw did I get into dishuh...dnt even know what u tlking abt, or can u pls indicate my posts dat relate to ur personal lifehuh....will take dat as a mistake sha....and on d oda hand, wateva cld av hapnd btwn u and oda users, its so nt cool calln dier parents lyk dat na!....And its tru that U and I are not in the same LEAGUE, in fact, we don't even play d same SPORT!....




*armynu, am outta here, amodu, wish u all best of luck*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 12:31am On Dec 10, 2015
Kbs468:
I guess U have finally decoded her orientation now, so to cap it all Oluwafirefunmi and InvisibleGirl are bird of a feather belonging to the same gender from same Institution and aspiring to serve same year as destiny has proclaimed else InvisibleGirl should have been serving in Sokoto by now
First thought for my mind no good...make sleep, come bak for morning, nd u sabi say u nova allocate me any apartmnt here, abi na farmland una dey slEep nihuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 12:28am On Dec 10, 2015
amodu:
Now you're talking

Where you put name before answering to Gambari

Have you forgotten that "ENITI O JU NI LO O LE JU NI NU NI". Someone superior to you can actually discipline you.

Thread softly.... grin
*in my mind*......Eje ki a pe malou ni oko iyawo, ko ba le je kin ri 50% mi gba......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 12:14am On Dec 10, 2015
amodu:
Lmao, then I have to play a fast one on you and make the judge's back account swollen.... grin grin
Gbese!....oya no go waste money, jst trnsfr 50% of d bribe, make we settle out of court...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 12:04am On Dec 10, 2015
oluwafirefunmi:
Lol, you're a special breed. Goodnight
Good night to you too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 11:59pm On Dec 09, 2015
oluwafirefunmi:
Is that the best you've got? Its "She" btw
Oh, my lady!....forgive my non chalant attitude....*bad first impression again*.......buh, make una dey indicte una sex nd sexual orientation na, look @ hw I was rapn u like a nigga....oya no vex, buh d alaska trip still intact, wit some modifications tho *winky*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 11:55pm On Dec 09, 2015
InvisibleGirl:
There's a profile picture there. Check again or see an optometrist.
Oya, av seen ur invisibly visible beauty now....oya snd ur CV, wah did u study nd wch skul did u grad frm, hw many kids u av nd hw many husbands, including prospective toasters....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 11:48pm On Dec 09, 2015
oluwafirefunmi:
Sorry, not everyone is an addict like you guys. And respect isn't demanded or given to you cause you're an "elder". It is earned
*Hands him bottle of cold water from*


Bakery dey arnd U?, abi why u dey hot like dishuh....kbs468...bikonu, lemme take dis guy to alaska, he needs to chill....as I dey look u sef...make I no talk, cuz u be my padii...oya come and tell me wats really up, abi u expectn buhari to av increased alawee b4 ur tymhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 11:43pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:
I laff

I am vindicated as you have already checked her profile within your short stay here.... grin grin
Kikikiki, I will sue you for slander very soon, ontop say I HEARD dr was no pishure dere, u com dey accuse me say I check bahhuh...u will hear frm my lawyer wife soon....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 7:30pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:
You and other guest's obsession towards invisiblegirl is a pointer that you lack a sophisticated babe like her in B15
Kikiki, I no go allow U make me offend enieleni.....jst so u know tho, invisible gal profile dsnt even carry a picture, cuz she is invisible, buh if u want to feed ur eyes with beauties, wakka go B15 nd check wr CM posted dia pishures......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 5:07pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:
Bobo, how you take want am?

Assault rifles plenty for ground....
Dnt let me come nd ruin dis upcoming nation, for d sake of invisiblegirl,....wia is d babe sefhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by elmisti(m): 2:07pm On Dec 09, 2015
amodu:
Hmmmm, I lafff.

empty vessel make the loudest noise.
Kbs468.....no vex...lemme teach dis boy some manners!....



Which one go size u oooohuhhuh?

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