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haywire1:
I hear say d socalled Invisiblegirl wanna serve in 2017, Wettin he or she dey find for our junior pcm 2016

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See Gobe!....u don run background check sharp sharp....invisiblegirl, oya come and verify this info.....but haywire, angels wey mould U, na USA grown weed I supply dem dat tym

haywire1:
Henhen na waa ooo, wettin be d babe name make I help u reason d matter cos marykay products dey change babes destiny nowadays

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Cheeesus!....d last tym haywire help person ontop babe issue, I no wan tell pple hw d tin end, make I no go spoil markt 4 U....buh dnt worry, invisiblegirl might jst be a prospective numbr 3

amodu:
You better talk true say na you they show off and want to buga the girl

Kbs468....biko, am I allowed to drag out my assault riffle here....or probably, lemme test my mini bomb, my russian associate assured me it will accurately destroy one person *i dnt trust dem tho*

haywire1:
Agbaya wettin u find come this small small pcm white fowls thread. Abi nysc Don decamp u to batch 2016 cos I remember telling u not to sell weed in camp

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Na Gazaliah tell come call me say he see biznes prospect 4 me, na so I com greet armynu nd co....dem neva allocate me room here sef, na inside my jet I sleep...nd one babe like dat don dey gimme eye since yestdai...

InvisibleGirl:
Since this place is dry why not just sail away and go back to your very interesting nation. Stop the unnecessary drama

Kikiki....na since I don realize say even soldiers get beta sense of humor, I av vowed lways to laff @ anytn.....see as u takn thread serious like u will add it to ya CV......oya come nd sit beside me.....armynu oooooo!.....bring bench biko...I want to lecture that gal that I cnt see without microscope cuz she is invisible

Armynu:
Hahahahahahahhahaha..... Kikikikikikiki. Never mind, we will look for brown tea.

Werrin dey do dis one sef.....see as una nation dry...,no morale, see dat invisible gal dey talk like person wey drink kunu, lemme giv her one flavored gig nd she go rap beta....I jst want to help ur ministry ni ooo

InvisibleGirl:
Lol. Are you certain you're ok? You said we're kids and I told you the truth, you're not a man. I'm not picking on you. There's nothing you can do to me, stop the empty threats.

Holds her from behind.......since u r visibly invisible, my dear, U jst call sheikn Gazaliah a boy!.....I want you to back up that statement wit evidence...or else...social media law wee catch U!

Gazaliah:
Over puff dey worry you.....I am going to Court of Appeal if you try to probe me

See dis one, who says I want to probe U?....I want to DASUKI you big tym!

So dere is a thread like dis since july nd tonto dikeh with davido keep making FP, d kind thunder wey go strike dis mumu Mods ehn...na joint effort from God and devil go power am.....awon oniranu oshi

Gazaliah:
A15 and B15 thread,no thread like you...


Dis people.wey dey here no pepper.for mouth at all...


Am going back to my Nation for good...Elmisti,please replace me here..Bye Bye oooooooooooooo

Oya prepare hand over note and illustrate states assets hia.....please I wee probe u for qwaruption if u dnt declare all u av made here...most especially d pekus...if I will replace u, I want to replace u everywr!

Gazaliah:
All eyes on you.....Abeg,if na to blow up that bridge you've been dey reason,you will very soon be disgraced cos wetin dat bridge hold na networking ooooo and if you do that,Dos wey no be Igbo go fight Igbo people.
Make Dem.come Akwa Ibom state and demonstrate,na die Dem.go die cos Akwa People and its environ hate Igbo people Like shit...Even if we call Dem Igbo,Dem go carry cutlass say Dem go cut us as if say we be banana leaf...


Oboi,no Try am oooooo

Bro, I enta anambra too b4 I knw say even d east no be all igbo...ah swear, if we go do findings, mybe na Nigerians try build that wall to see God b4 he scatter our language....cuz d kind scattered dialects wey dey dis our country no be small tin ooo.....but ontop d bridge issue, tell una pple say I fit stat to dey collect entrance fee from non biafrans

Gazaliah:
Akwa Ibom fertile pass ur.anambra.....

Even if.you piss for ground it will germinate..

Na everywia Dem.dey plant anything plant able ooooo

NB:So,na you tell those MASSOB make Dem.change name


let me make a Call tru to my Brother PMB

Na me dey behind Wassob ( turn d W upside down)....I dey reason make dem dismantle dat Niger bridge sef so PMB go hear weehn, ....and dat dangote boy, I don tell am say mke he no dey sell nytn for my territory again.....

Armynu:
Kbs468 double as the Minister of Information and also Attorney General in here... Be mindful of your utterances because he can deny you asylum o!!! Anyways you welcome, leave ur weed in the jet pls.

So u think mobi18 will sit down and watch u pple handle me nyhw bah.....buh come ooo, let us reason beta bizness....I see ur pple here ar nt gingered, contract me supply nd dispensing of Green tea na......

Gazaliah:
How far Omo Ile kehu


PMB don go against the social media law jare


**Fake Brethren***

Hope Isis no dey inside ur jet sha cos I don dey suspect u

Isis ke, those ones na bad biznes oo, buh I don establish well within my first month for anambra.....I don ginger biafra boys, make dem shey weyre for buhari, so I go turn dia nxt president.....dier land fertile well well

*drop down from my private jet*






#puffs arabian weed#




Imam Gazailiah!....well done ooooooo..........and where is that boy I heard on radio saying I only operate in a lawless place....U will be d first victim of social media law, oya pack ur bags, 2yrs for kirikiri!......* bad first impression*







*drops weed*




Hello....Bonjour, salam aleikun to ya all!.....what a lovely nation!....Happy to be here.......*fake smile*

muri4mig:
That has been been position of my able PMB. At no point did he said that the Boko Haram will b eradicated b December. His position has been that Boko Haram will be decapitated such that they will lack the capacity to hold any part of Nigeria territory into ransom.

Come see as e dey hungry me to knack u slap....Even buhari cows know he promised december deadline....and he was supposed to bring bak chibok babes within one month of assuming office, Guy, I am nt after the failure of this administration, but theyare too desperate and thereby gives deadline in a rush.....Making impractical targets and the bunch of unschooled but educated bunch swallows it all....

bbaby84:
Funny comparison. ... One of my favourite movies by the way.

So we can say she fell in love with her abuser.
For those asking 21 qwestions about why she kept quiet and all. Is it really easy to report rape in our society. The shame and stigma that comes with it. It's disgusting!

Mrs. Zahra while I know this may have been shameful for you and your family don't think this was the best way to go about it.

Seriously.....what is it that make you like that film.....or did I miss anytn abt d movie

Make I dey go kogi for my jazz.....D next pfp na my project......WATCH DIS SPACE!

arcnomec:
The weed seller himself........Well just as you affirmed ,we were close but never got there.....

Nigeria has never been a great country,never in anywhere has it been recorded.. We are only hoping we will get there....But certainly not with this crop of politicians.Only when a new breed of politicians with GENUINE IDEOLOGIES and passion/willingness to serve are born..

God bless you for that phrase, ideologically, our current pot bellied fools are way below average, Saraki was d only one I was looking up to b4, but after he publicly support the social media bill, I gave up, he seized to be a mentor...But the new breed sadly wil av to pas tru dis old fools...imagine foolish Dimeji bankole!

arcnomec:
please my friend,was Nigeria ever great?......I need a sincere answer from you with date...

So tempting a question, but lemme try....the brief One year of Yar Adua is the closest dis nation av come to be great....anytn frm dat...bro dis zoo is and might always be a zoo

I just hope d government over there remain responsible and responsive....planning to settle dere.....nothing as good as living with a government you trust.



#Anambra #onitsha #BOB

DrObum:
Endtime thread!


But, it's a big problem now oooo, Seun, Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Missspicy, HungerBad, Tosynetoomuch, MrCork, PushMusic, Mamagee3, Stupidity, elmisti,and Co are all trying to send me money, what do I do?

MAD people evrywr!





Seun! Come and hunt down ur zoo animals that escaped oooo!

mobi18:
lol...elmisti can never change.. i work in lagos state judiciary naw.... ndoh..aoz service

Service is fresh( m @ home tho) will resume january

obailala:
If you knack me me slap, na 2 months later you go wake up from ur coma... Nothing is impossible, when an appliance is spoilt, you fix it (instead of throwing it away). There is time for everything, a time to make policies (at home) and a time to mend diplomatic ties; both the former and the latter are important.

2months?...u be mopol...#bck to d matter#...bros all dis travel can easily be delegated to ambasadors nd ministers biko....here home, we need drastic Change, let dem giv licence to local refineries, let dem come nd discuss BH, let him sit wit Biafra, like seriously, dem no dey take attendance for summit na, make he send pple go...

Currently serving in Denis memorial Grammar skul onitsha....and I must say, anambra public skuls will floor lagos topmost private skul...u shld see focus and discipline....structure and history....kinda liking d state sef

franconian:
I actually thought they have real solution to Nigeria's problem when they were screaming "change", not knowing they are just a confused bunch of junketeers with no agenda other than travelling from one country to the other.

Most of our leaders here lack concrete ideology, we dnt know who and what....all dey care abt is d title attched to d position....we dnt know if dey ar radical, capitalist, liberal, socialist...we jst knw dey ar leaders....I swear anytym I watch political debates of developed countries, I shake my head for the Zoo! Let dem jst come nd put the Zoo on any track @ all....infact let dem be dictators like North korea...tlest we knw say foreigners no go mess wit us nd boko boys go run!

obailala:
The amenities you listed are not free in any part of the world. But then, even with all your money in your wallet, you wouldn't have been able to get them still if they didnt exist in your environment; if you had N1m in your pocket, you wouldnt be able to still purchase mobile internet if it didnt exist in Nigeria (as was the case just some years ago).

May I also remind you that it was through those numerous foreign junkets which OBJ embarked upon those days, that's how Nigeria was able to secure a debt relief of well over $20billion from the Paris club. It is sometimes surprising to see supposedly educated people asking what the essence of these foreign trips or diplomatic relations are.

I swear, d tin dey do me like say make I knack u slap.....I am not condemning buh biko Nigeria is a lost course in the international community, No one will help us, there is nothing to gain from helping us...He should bring his ass home and work out local policies that can turn tinz arnd...all d countries he is going to estblish relatnshp wit av dier own issues too...Make I hear say France help am, even UK no get our tym, abi na US wey dey sort issues out or the middle east pple?.....let him come nd work LOCAL SOLUTIONS and CHANGE.....

itoski:
old boys association of Batch B stream1

We dem boss!.....

#blessed

For those of us that watch movies very well...This case is similar to what happened in "50 SHADES OF GREY" just with few different variables...but lemme state my point from the movie...


*the guy is rich and wild---which goes for audu too


*there was a relationship----same here (although it ended)

*The gal call quit nd ddnt mention it cuz she signed an oath of secrecy ( sugabelly neva signed such)...




NOW TO MY CONCLUSION


*the only reason why tonye and some other bootlickers will even support the nigga is becos he is rich....I am not judging pple with wild sex fantasies, buh seriously, complicted sh*t like dat should be done with a fellow adult (not a gal u way older than)



*yes There was a relationship, but in. All ramifications it looks one sided, immoral and dumb for an educated fellow!




* No more relatnshp now and d gal is all over the place, unlike what hpnd in 50 shades of grey, sometimes when we go extra mile, we should think of consequences too!...




Now to bn a radical political scientist, that audu v confirmed that he know the babe is a big tym blunder!..nd even the wife too av confirmed!...that's an error, they could av left the public to do their defense for them, as pple like tonyebarcnista ar doing a pretty good Job alredy.....In ny sane country, that guy wnt go scot free wit dis...buh I trust my Zoo, by nxt mnth, we will v smtn else to tlk abt!

Onegai:
Statutory Rape is being defended by men and people are asking me why I say I cannot let my daughter end up with a Nigerian man. Nigeria, the only place where Rape and Domestic Violence is not just tolerated, but celebrated. This Mustapha. guy went to school. with my hubby and when he heard, he couldn't deny the claims or defend his. old. classmate. No-one who knows these guys will publicly stand up for them, they'd rather keep quiet. Na today? Do you known how many girls. would rather keep quiet and forget anything rather than speak up and be insulted by strangers?

Later on, they will be clamouring for a better country. You deserve your leaders, o Nigeria. May you continue to. wallow. in your corrupted lives.

AMEN!....but please that should be after I get my Biafra citizenship....am so tired of dis country.....If its was outsyd dis zoo, d guy will be shaken even if d stories ar all lies, but den, d stupidwife cldnt thnk of a diplomatic speech....

TonyeBarcanista:
This is a complete Bumkum! As at 2007 Audu was NOT the Governor. The lady @Sugabelly was/is from a privileged family whose mother was the Immediate Past Education Minister's friend. What are you saying? Who told you that 17 is a minor in Nigeria with respect to sex? Hello, Go check the ages of consent in states and also the customary laws. You guys come here to shout minor. In fact, as at 2007, the average age of consent in Nigeria was 16.

By the way, what is even her case? Is it gangrape or statutory rape?

I don't know what her case may/ will be and sincerely, I dnt care,....I see u want to limit d scope of ur argument to what is written in d book....I won't go down that line with U, cuz I av sisters nd hope to av daughters...I don't pray any of them get "bleeped from behind by bunch of 25yrs old @ d age of 17"....infact NEVER!....if you want to talk bout what is in the book, Good Luck...I wnt let u drag me down there with you!