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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:17am On Oct 06, 2015
DonPsymon:
Trendypp, Enouwem, elemhusny, easysam14, angelite5, basking4me, Ellagoldy, Doublelady, chemss.



Introverts in the house sha cheesy Elmisti come give dem small jamaican... If e too heave for them give dem SK... If e too much give dem pepsi... Make dem begin talk smal small

Broderly...weed no dey ground ooo....my fresh orders nova drop
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:58am On Oct 06, 2015
KingJB:
Fire! He screamed.
Chaos! They shouted
Pandemonium everywhere
Their house is on fire
Terrorists taking over
Where are the owners of this Mansion?
Where are the landlords of this hotels?

I see them everywhere
I stalk them on every thread
Landlords trying to make names
In a foreign land
Their homes they desert
There lands they ignore
Oh what a shame on them

Problems are meant to be solved
Goodyboo I'm I right?
Keribaby the lady of steel
Answer oh answer
Is this not the site of great El-Dola
Why do I see lizards everywhere
Is this not the land of the left Mansion?
But the inhabitants are lost in a foreign land

One step backward, I see comrades
In a new thread joking
I shake my head I bow in shame
I return home
This is where I was made
I live with thee I die with thee
My dear thread
I wake here, I sleep here
Let the mods ban more
Let the present walk away

Dear thread
I will never desert thee grin
That's one nice write up.......buh I left EL DOLA due to renovations....I don enta bak sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:49am On Oct 06, 2015
Good morrow err1
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:24am On Oct 06, 2015
*yawns*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:57pm On Oct 05, 2015
A whole day and mobi18 is nowr to be found......*searching for mobi*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:24pm On Oct 05, 2015
sammie23ten:
no worry... dem go post u go lag.... so I go fit assist u to carry ur hand bag go ur bed, while u carry d boxes...

#smiling#

**atleast, to know ur place...so I go fit come anytime I need food**
Weyre boy...u don dey arrange your extra dish bah.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:57pm On Oct 05, 2015
tk4life:
wat if u nor get statement or transcript wat if na only d certificate u get hope he nor go affect boiz
Certificte na d ultimate...plus Id card
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2015
sammie23ten:
u no even know weda na bornu u dey go....
#smiling#
U no even know if na borno b my state of origin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:48pm On Oct 05, 2015
goldenone:
Contribute
If I had anytn to add..u knw I wnt hesitate...jst intrstd in d topic...I know dis our country v too much untapped minerals
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:45pm On Oct 05, 2015
haykayjay:
abeg whc skul 4 ilorin
Kwara state Uni
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:00pm On Oct 05, 2015
jatau7:
hahahhaha....na wa ohhhh....na only my sch bag I go carry go camp
Lol, me sef just sight my back pack...The thing must do dis one last mission....even d white sho sef, I fit wear am frm awse...I hate to carry loads ehn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:57pm On Oct 05, 2015
KeriBaby:
Lol Baba sef dey loyal
He knows better grin


Hope u don prep for camp finish
Neva perp anytn....will start by goin to ilorin 18th of dis mnth to collect SOR, and then my preparation will be based on my state...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:47pm On Oct 05, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin
U dey laff bahhuh I will tell buhari to remove ya name from the list now....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:45pm On Oct 05, 2015
Graceovereffort:
Really funny with that. Not doubtful,just having "Nigerian process" at the back of my mind.
Lol, shey u sef ar nt part of d Nigerian process nihuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:43pm On Oct 05, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Na God's Favour go sure pass now
D quest don even dey tyr person....infct anywr dem like dey shld post me....then I decide wr I want to be later tru redeployment
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:19pm On Oct 05, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Omo na to teach for private school go make sense now. Atleast them go pay like 5k upwards.
That's my initial plan, but den I gaz make sure say na sagamu I dey b dat...This pple jst want to spoil morale 4 sm1...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:15pm On Oct 05, 2015
Graceovereffort:
Do u mean weac/neco by first degree cert.? Also i heard married females will just register in camp but will be released to go home thereafter. Abeg how true is dat if u know something. Thanks
Not Waec certificate...just your Bsc or a Statement of Result...I don't know abt d married females buh Pregnant pple wnt stay more than a day in camp...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:07pm On Oct 05, 2015
Graceovereffort:
Thats nice for lagos,really hope its true,too bad for ogun
Na pple like u no make jesus wan show face yet cuz un fit. Doubt anytn...Lagos pay 10k and 15k to some pple, my paadi wey dey serve currently dey collect 15....and d one wey I no dey sure of ogun, buh d news of dem not paying made FP yestdai
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:50pm On Oct 05, 2015
majidyusuf:
the list too much, na just 3 weeks
Hahaha, no be must na...@ d end of d day, na wetin person get na him person go carry go, buh I trust say sm1 go don jot ll dose items down, enter market go dey buy one by one...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:45pm On Oct 05, 2015
majidyusuf:
na heaven person dey go?
Ase be say na white we go dey wear...most likely na heaven annex for earth
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:41pm On Oct 05, 2015
Graceovereffort:
DOES anyone know how much Lagos state or Ogun state pays corps?
Lagos...10-15k....Ogun...we dey her say Amosun no wan pay o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:32pm On Oct 05, 2015
Graceovereffort:
Hello house,just found dis thread. Chy/ IMT Enugu/ mass comm
Welli wellikomu!.....oya com siddon
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:00am On Oct 05, 2015
goldenone:
Hmmmmmm i dey learn work! But do you think there's a possibility of Nigeria venturing into the solid mineral thingy any time soon?
*eavesdropping*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:31am On Oct 05, 2015
shawwal1:
E never late you fit jam them for road
Lol, wetin I wan dey find...na once in a week I dey comot, nd dat is matchday.....so na till nxt EPL day...nd as I dey see am sef, I go don dey my skul for SOR tinz
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:55am On Oct 05, 2015
shawwal1:
As he no adress me personally he never do anytin yet
He must show me am the boss,beating united sweet for belle I swear tongue
No be only belle d tin sweet, sweet my whole body, jst dey vex say na insyd awse I watch, I for like am more if na my usual joint cuz guys plenty wey I wan see dem eyes....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:46am On Oct 05, 2015
shawwal1:
Donpsymon haba na even a job well done you no fit tell me after the spanking by my darling club arsenal
Kikiki...he don talk since yestdai na....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:30am On Oct 05, 2015
haywire1:
On quest to make hundreds of thousand within 3weeks so no time for play wit kids wey plenty here... anytime I need weed I go holla u on our favorite thread not here


#
God bless our hustle!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:02am On Oct 05, 2015
donasere:
Ah ah liverpool spoil ur game ni?


Wetin haywya do you??
Liperpool ke...na all dis mumu chelshit, wolfsburg and co dismntle my ticket.....nd dat haywaya, since he don rant like mourinho hia, na hin some women do meeting ontop am, com evict am like stone troway
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:49am On Oct 05, 2015
Physika:
Ya know what they say.... Jux do it.. Lolz cool
#done*......last mention from me on dis thread.........*puffs wet weed*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:45am On Oct 05, 2015
Physika:
@2el, pls remove ma meme from your list, thanks.

@elmisti, mention me anywhere else outside this thread, oshey. cool
Maka whyhuh.......werrin shelehuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:44am On Oct 05, 2015
donasere:
Arh!!!!
Correct persin!!!.....see as e fresh!!!
Nothing do u oo!! Wen the remaining land abeg no forget oo!!!
Ehen daht haywire1 guy e don tey since I see am ooo! Hope yok1t1 neva use broom pursue am sha??
I hear say ur ticket chop ydai?
Mke I hear say ticket chop.....buh since haywya don dey do anyhw, na him mke am see anyhw..

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