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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:31pm On Sep 23, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Dossylvanus how far na....was it you that they were looking for and that they had to detain those black gorilla
*falls from coconut tree*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:29pm On Sep 23, 2015
Harinholar:
..*.dusting my ears to dat*......oya am listening to elders talk....
I and aare2050 discussed extensively about you and ya hubby, and we decided, the pair of you should tke it esy wit d noise u r always making in d neighbourhood....this is not a garage na, so we just tlk say make we warn una b4 we start taking drastic steps wit d two of U,,,,,biko nu,even wen the two of u ar acting mid-nyt films, na so u go dey sound like ferrari...we don't like it oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:25pm On Sep 23, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Bad Teacher like Cameron Diaz
Kiki......I go com kill myslfhuh....even most lectureres nowdays no dey bother do handouts again,,, dem go just go enter NOUN, save pdf and print am for students.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:22pm On Sep 23, 2015
Harinholar:
....hummm..Hope am safe sha....anywaz I dey come..
Warris dis one feeling like, I jst want to deliver elders msg to U ni.......even if I want to do bad bad things......na u I go com meet bah?....make u go broadcast me to evrybdy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:19pm On Sep 23, 2015
tonyx4x44:
na so o...


i dey test run am for android first


make ikeja boiz do sharp o...
Those games jst too cost for origin, Ikej boys have bn svaing me since. 1365BC.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:16pm On Sep 23, 2015
Harinholar:
....u are sighted u....Tenks
Harin, come I wanna av. Some words wit u....Ur hubby av gone to sight?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:13pm On Sep 23, 2015
tonyx4x44:
from JSSS1 i no get one complete note lipsrsealed


na person own i wan con form? undecided
LMAO, see notorious. In d building.........Na only small notes me sef dey write, mathemtics, mbanu, d thing dey look like morse code for my eyes.....University worse...na diary I dey carry go school, 12 courses, same diary
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:10pm On Sep 23, 2015
tonyx4x44:
fifa 16 do comot sha...


for people whe know what's up
Na midnyte em lunch am.....and walcott is d fastest on it....make I chill for my ikeja. Goons to put it on DVD so I go put am for system.....I don play 14 enta retirement for all modes
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:06pm On Sep 23, 2015
Kiki...I sight one young man with a mission to mke his E-boo smile...He is so focused.....I wnt mention you, cuz u knw ya slf
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:05pm On Sep 23, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Lol....abeg free the gurl joor
Mke she no worry na....shebi teachers ar still required to write lesson notes abi.....God knows if em post me for skul, n students go dey form note demslv, and na class cptain go dey write d lesson note.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:02pm On Sep 23, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Elmisti, has any award being won.
Not yet, they will. ANnounce on friday or saturday.....lemme call that my boy in INEC......flex12!......show for EL DOLA...nd bring me result sheets...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:00pm On Sep 23, 2015
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:58pm On Sep 23, 2015
Faithluv5:
Abeg no vex my dear. Money tins is allowed cheesy and d thread was boring earlier on. Where u dey
U wee like money oooo.....buh its cool sha, as lng as. U can. Work for your own cash....hustle on Ms Independent
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:55pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jglad:
Supported! my nomination
So to type ya own na big work bah?.......and na pple like u em go put for skul, u go write lesson note ur eye go open ....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:40pm On Sep 23, 2015
This faithluv5. Will just call u and run bak to mke beads....I will fight dat geh oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:36pm On Sep 23, 2015
Olami90:
Mehn I need d outcome of dt findings.
I sha hope it dsnt turn out. That tonyx4x44 is not what I think. He/she is......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:21pm On Sep 23, 2015
Olami90:
Hahahahahahahahahaha grin kolo man. No be evryfin b punting na grin
So u dey nominate ursef for "guys lady" too? (A lady wey guys want) grin U be hermaphrodite?? cheesy
Kikiki....I will send chimajii to verify his undisclosed assets....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:09pm On Sep 23, 2015
I seriously wish, people can. Start repairing headsets, I can't afford to loose dis headset na.........who I offend wey no wan 4giv me
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:07pm On Sep 23, 2015
tonyx4x44:
today's nominations...













i hereby nominate myself




for all available categories today... odds: 1.02
Kikikiki....including guys ladies........oya...*hands u over to. D homos in d awse*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:05pm On Sep 23, 2015
Faithluv5:
Elmisti
Holla seniorita!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:48am On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hehehe enjoy ur own lemme enjoy my Akwa-Ibom : grin
Make. I go see. That my sure jaZz man to. Re arrange. My posting....I cn camp in dat katsina for two years.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:44am On Sep 23, 2015
Blessedgurl:
Damn that's so true
See ya head, tru ko, truth ni.......we get our styles sha
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:41am On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
Katsina camp be like palace




I hear say Akwa-Ibom camp no fine o sad




JibrilJunior find me a picture of Akwa-Ibom camp mbok and Lagos too maybe I fit change my prayer point grin
God knows I told that babe we shld make katsina first choice instead of ogun......see as camp b like housing estate! No mumu red sand wey go stain ur shoe and block ya nose
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:33am On Sep 23, 2015
tk4life:
elmisti i fit give u d site i use to download my ps3 games if u nid
Oya drop am hia make I write am down.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:27am On Sep 23, 2015
tk4life:
no p oya catch am make we start which 1 u wan play MK PES16 FIFA16 naruto one piece soul calibur teken street fighter need 4 speed choose 1
WTF!.......I will allow you fu"ck ma ass to get ma hands on that game collection.......but then u dnt av GTA v
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:57am On Sep 23, 2015
Olami90:
Not only ladies.....woteva anybody is doing nd uses his/her HEART for feeling, it is gonna mostly be tragic.....buh if u use ur HEAD to think, it is gonna alwys end in laughter (comedy)...

#dats d interpretation of my sig.

Dats y I dnt blong to d party of those dat says "Follow ur heart" nd I wil neva.
Heart dat is full of emotion nd can be deceitful.

All is well


Good morning everyone.
Oh lord of misconception!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:26am On Sep 23, 2015
Daniyemi:
Guys. My School ID card is missing. What can I present in lieu/place of the ID card at the camp?
Bro, its safer if u go request for anoda one in ur school oo to avoid Had I Know
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:53am On Sep 23, 2015
dubylhover:
You didn't get my monicker well,your vote is void oo grin
Kikikiki......oya no vex...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:44am On Sep 23, 2015
Kingnap:
Guys abeg I have a question.... My 500L ID card done wash hope I can use that of 400L plssssssss is ask I ask

Cc: 2el, Elmisti, physika, blym et al
Most probably yes, buh take d two along......or boya make u jst simply request for anoda one for ya skul
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 8:42am On Sep 23, 2015
My Nominations For Today (wed)


Ladies Guy-----------------HILSOCIAL


GUYS LADIES-----------MOBI18 ( exclusively moua)

Most Active---------EL MISTI

Most hard-working--------Xcozee, hilsocial, physika,


Cc flex12 dubhylover
Politics › Re: Evidence That Saraki Thinks He's Already A Freeman & Will Win This Case(photos) by elmisti(m): 1:40am On Sep 23, 2015
airmark:
You need to sleep.
Add international in front of d airport b4 u start crying
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:34am On Sep 23, 2015
sammy2310:
#smile#.... u really don't lyk to be confronted??.... well, I happen to be a trojan....so, deal wit it....#smile#
Kikiki, I just did u one great favor......

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