₦airaland Forum

my nominations:
Most derailer: elmisti , haywire1, ayima

Most prolific striker: Gazaliah! Gazaliah!! Gazando!!!


Most supportive: xcozee, Gazaliah, hilsocial


Most funny: haywire1, babatawa


Cc: dubylhover, whizqueen, 2el, Flex12

Oya make I com do my lomination 2dai

tk4life:
Ademasta n elmisti wetin I do una wey una shun me 4 1 coner ahhhhh nt fair oooo ademasta tank God u reconcile wit ur e-boo n dat Sammy self ppl lyk dat guy na dey carry dia frnd babe take 4 real life elmisti because of i dem ban me since yesterday

Howvva boss....we no 4get u ooo....na water pass garri oooo

homosapien:
Please sir/Ma of what benefits is saraki to kwara state. kwara as a state is a glorified village thanks to saraki dynasty. pls if you benefit directly from him, you can follow him to tribunal to show solidarity.

I know you will. Find it hard to believe if I tell you I hope he gets jailed one day....but not today!...not by APC, when he defected, do you know how happy APC were?...He is one vital element of their victory, then he was nt a thief.....bro, I never collected nytn frm him, as. Matter of fact, I am based in Lag, but spent d last four yrs in kwara schooling....If it was anoda govrmnt that want his head, bro they can have it, but not this APC, not this Tinubu....I wish buhari cld av won under his ANPP and I will support him wit ma life...but APC...lai lai...just a conglomeration of thieves

dossylvanus:
Elmisti.... I have become a sabbatical member of this thread.



Can you please summarize what has happened since my absence? Who won the awards? Etc.

I knew u will go hiding after tonyx4x44 hunted you........



Well nothing much av happened really......


*no announcement is made yet abt awards as nominations avnt closed


*ademasta and harinholar had relatnship issues and it was solved


*today is Eid


And thats all?

One man mopol

Blessedgurl:
Elmisti how far. The package don land for wharf.

Holla....u knw shipments tke time na

ibedun:
Olosi! Saraki's corruption has relegated you already. Saraki must go or die!!!!!

Bro plz, m not a paid E-warrior so I dnt deserve u abusing me, I blv u ar. Gentle man and plz jst show that.....Ar u saying kwara state is relegated.....well as far as I know, health institutions ar working fine, Education is going smooth, infrastructures does not even reflect our meager budget...Kwara state is offering best education in d country both in state and federal level, Transportation is not killing....go to jigawa, katsina, ibadan....an average kwaran have houses of dier own already...even taxi drivers!...u pple ar so rich u can afford to dig ur own private bore hole...U pay rents and dnt av to worry abt d outragoeus agreement and commission, u pple open private filling stations like pure water kiosk.....Only if u pple can come live in oda states and see what politicians caan do to ur lives!

I pity kwarans...as I am one too.........saraki truly is a thief, but he is our thief!....If kwarans should fail to realize dat every state have dier own thieves they will loose their standard in dis nation....is saraki a big thief as tinubu, Obj, atiku, El rufai, dimeji bnkole, akpabio?.....he is jst too experienced for APc and Tinubu to own, so dey wanna thrash him...What kwarans should think is if Tinubu and APC succeeds, who will they look up to? Belgore That inexperienced one?...or prof. Oba who dnt knw. Shit abt politics......we will suffer if saraki falls....we will be relegated if saraki falls....our pain will worsen if sarki falls....

blym:
afternoon! How u dtey?

Bro, I dey hold ma side ooo.....shey d rams don dey fall?

ademasta:
Eeehn, i tot as much! So na u carry ebor go meet esu for house say make scata me and harinholar using infrared? Harinholar se o roju aye bi?

Alaimore sombori...not ya fault...me dat I was mediating with uncle Esu as he wan snatch mrs Oya from sango

Jglad:
Good morning ma'am, as requested, am here to explain my own part...
Ur husband is a respected citizen n a very popular one at that, I knew he was married n he told me that he didn't want anything serious. I didn't accept anything from him, I only replied OK to everything he wanted so as to let peace reign... Truth be told, I already av my E-boo n I don't want to lose him as well....

Ma, I av nothing to do with ur husband ooo. so pls let ur mind be at rest, I only consider him a friend n a very important personality, NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS

#i will let dis pass jst one tym#....

Harinholar:
*Moving out of EL-DoLA with Joy....* Elmisti tenks so much... *Hugging Ademasta inside our ferrari* Lekki estate all the way....

O dabo oooo, drive safe!

Harinholar:
Hello ouse....Really appreciate u all....diz love 2 much chaii!!!! Elders in the ouse, eshe adupe ooo...agba yin a dale.. Ademasta my love....I knw u love miii,,,,all diz na devil's work or probably u weed dat time..... no be ur fault....I DON FORGIVE U...4rm the bottom of ma heart.....Nid an apartment @ lekki and ajah @least 4 a start.....I LOVE U DIE....

I must say, u made a noble decision....but just one mistake I won't want you to make again....don't eva blame the devil for things that man clearly did...cuz I was wit uncle Esu yestdai wen dis was happening, and he no even get una tym....Enjoy babie gal nd be happy....will come see ya hubby for bizness soon

Olami90:
Weyrey!!!!!!! looooolz U checked kiss to discover it is not sweet nd romantic witout avin a feel...
U be kiss daniel??
Dis one fit represent Nigeria for LIES @ olympic tournament o

Hahahahaha....d guy is not jst gonna pull dis off

nuttieskillz:
the first person to send his or her details to me, will be done for free. thanks

God bless u bro, our pple always have problem believing tinz ni jare.....by the way, I hve a friend with DOB problem,,,,,olami90, his real year of birth is 1990 but on the portal it says 1390, can u help him wit it, lemme send u his mail to ya number.....abi u go help me wit my own cuz na 144BC d tin dey show 4 ma own....



Cc haywire1

Physika

Chimajii

Gazaliah

omitooguns:
laughing in Yoruba


And so it ends....ademasta betrayed Harinholar...and the two Ocean of lover meet bt never mix again...hmmm...


Tragic+Thriller...


Neeeeeeext!


Bharkarh pls take ur new bride harinholar home....Let d Wailing Engr go and collect d "kiss"


u left 80% for 20% ...wat a crash happy service year

*fall from d ram am riding to eid*

ademasta:
Hmmm, buy vegies come o...e don tey wey i chop fruits

Kikiki,,,person wey hin belle no sweet, com dey lick sugar..na jedi jedi go kill am......

KeriBaby:
Hehehehe u want make police and efcc come spoil my party, maybe na dat day ur cup fit full

Meanwhile we are all gonna be sharing good news steady
No time to dey frown face

Kikiki, if efcc and ndlea enta EL DOLa wen we ar partying, mehn, dey wnt av a choice buh join us in d groove.....na only DEA I no too like and my biznes partner from mexico

KeriBaby:
I was wondering na

This one u slept at El Dola suites
Hope u are FINE
Nothing good comes outta there o

Choi, see down grading....wait till ya birthday, na dia u go com celebrate, if u wan do wedding, na dier b d reception, anything @ all....except sad events, cuz none of us will experience such IJN.....

Harinholar:
.....chaii!!!!! Wot would I av done without u? Tenks jare....I understnd will surely reason diz matter well well...

Ki la wa fun rawa fun.....

Harinholar:
...Morning elmisti tenks 4 d hospitality u gave last nite really appreciate dat..nd wot abt ur e-boo?.....he doesn't knw u are a nice man...U sha dey look ooooooo

Good morning sister....now lemme giv u one very political/ diplomatic advice....U see, as d guy don 4k up and he dsnt even av a good speech, he is cornered, buh he is still bent on fixing d. Relationshp......so I will say u go sit down, ask for him to giv u 70% of his work nd mke u the ceo of his company....and then thnk of some oda demands u will want............buh if u ar a lover gal, dnt thnk of goin bak to him oo, he really embarssed wateva u had in a way no man shld,,,so u can jst tke more tym and weigh d offer of your suitors like sammy2310 and co.............That is the money I av dat I borrowed you....take ya tym nd figure wah u want

ademasta:
U see! 12pm ko, february 13th next year ni. Amugbo oshi... Sleep early u no go gree, na so so
#teamHarinholarAdemasta# thing wey no concern u naim u go dey chuk mouth... Shior

Isit me or u 4got ya wife is in ma place and I am trying to saving ya relatnship ( whateva is left of it ), oniranu okunrin, onishina....alaimore...onigberaga......but me will not look @ ur aTtitude, omo eni o le buru titi ki a le fun ekun paje

Gazaliah:
This is to inform the Muslim faithful's here that The Eid Adha prayer will begin at exactly 9am...Please,be early to the praying ground.



Happy Eid Adha to my Brethren.

SIGNED
THE CHIEF IMAM OF B15



[size=24pt]I COME IN PEACE[/size]

Nd to think am still sleeping.........make dem reschedule d tin to 12 na

sammy2310:
Ok bros.... but lawyer too dey get husby nah.... she wil stil be ur faithful lawyer while she is my e-boo... *with a sorry face*

U sha want to put ya. Hand in ma tongue, oya lemme tell u d bottom. Line, mobi18 is more than just my vice and lawyer,me and her ar .........so shift go anoda side

ademasta:
Hmmm, if things like this no dey happen, you no go know the real friends... All these happened to make you know the very few ones in support of our union. Now u can see their faces...elmisti, mistabiola, sammy2310, jibriljunior and co... They had been forming real friends but i hop u'v seen dia tru colour... Now, coming down to biznez... The only trusted being arnd our relationship is mobi18, i tested her strenght in defending ur colony and i found how stong she is, she is actually ur face in ur absence***hold her well, she is anoda family frnd of us***. So this is what happened...dia is a gentle lady called Jglad, she is very innocent girl, i went to her and sealed a contract with to pretend and allow me woo her in the presence of haters pretending to be friends so that we can see them intoto. She initially refused but succumbed after much beggings and money...and as u can see the contract is terminated alredi cos we hav gotn our facts. So during the course of wooing, only mobi18 stood for you and fault like jtf against boko haram, the rest were dancing cos they had been planning and longing for our separation. **Which they neva knew it was just a planned work**. So baby mi... So baby mi, ayam sorry to have profered this strong test, tho actually not to test ur love for me but to see the faces of our haters. Harinholar you knw the kind of love i hav for u, so evergreen and everlasting...wch d combination of elmisti and others can neva stop. And u knw i neva done any trash like dis before, so please forgive me... I AM SORRY. Let haters be assamed, so that they can conclude that #teamHarinholarAdemasta is one indivisible love#. Thank u my dear, for i stil stand on the initial promise i made wen i newly wooed you, that i will everly make u happy. Thank dear, accept my apology, accept my love sacrifice. Love u soooo much. Thank u.

So this is your defense......guy u beta go and get a good lawyer to present this ur case that seem dead already......u com dey call me bad person, u know how many of those guys wan prey ontop ya situation, buh I no allow dem, I pity ya sorry ass oniranu jatijti,......

Harinholar:
...I wll go 4 elmisti advise....Thanks.........*thinking within mi* is nt ur fault na ademasta cause am...

Good, am going to my own room now....feel @ home....we will discuss in d mrnin......dnt mind all dis guys circling u like vulters

sammy2310:
I don leave ur e-babe nah.... no more trespassing....

Good, I dnt joke wit mobi18..........as a troublesome man, I get into wahala easily, nd mobi is my lawyer......

sammy2310:
guy....wetin I do u??....no worry...we go stil be frnds....

Tell me how we cn be friends when you kip disturbing my peace...

Harinholar:
.....thanks..I don't knw u are diz nice oooooo.....*packing my e-load with immediate effect go EL- DoLa...

Lol, dnt worry, dolafunmi will help u wit stuffs.. Nd its onlt for u to cool ya mind......Okun o ki oo ruru ki a wa ruru......am sure he will av his own side of the story

mistabiola:
*******Offense ko defense ni *******
*"****"*Chai see mama peace speech******
*******Which skul you dey represent self*****
*******Bet y********

One day one day.....u will knw, nt evertyn ur eye see dat ya mouth. Will talk....shomboleyoke sombori

sammy2310:
My mansion is in need of a queen..... it wil be an honour if u can accept to be d queen.....*no one shud tell ademasta or mobi18 oooo*

#cough# 40% to ya journey.....na midnight flight u like bah??