₦airaland Forum

sammy2310:
it looks like all d e-ladies on this thread are taken...time to start snatching some people's own....

Immigrant Alert!........so u sneak enter dis country, nd u dey find babe wey u go sntch in order to get green card ba?.....olohun maje, not with the team of immigrtion and census officers we av........oya drop ur intro lemme process ur permit first...den we will help u search for d single ladies

Rajosh:
you're right bro. they didn't talk about self deployment. what he talked about was concessional posting. that's what you just explained.

God bless U bro, ademasta...na d English b dat!



Btw, dis ya moniker get s he sound....u be indian

ademasta:
Hello house! #TeamHarinholarAdemasta# greets you all. Hope we are all doing cool... How true is the news-Nysc DG denounces self deployment? Someone said he read it from dailytrust.

Na dailydeceit d person read no be dailytrust....what the man only. Denounce is pple who ar meeting nysc officials for posting ( he get one english wey d guy use)....he emphasized The self deployment policy is to eradicate pple meeting nysc staffs for deployment

Faithluv5:
Oya na. No waste tym. My boo of life

So u no go thank me bah?...or if u don shoot am with the double barrel wey u carry, who go buy u ring?....

whodohgeepee:
lolz! See ma sweetness sha! So ah no fit pull ya legs ni? Cocks gun kwa! Maybe u didn't see other posts! Sorry babe, na jst talk! I love u, shey u knw that? Keep d gun down babe, tis jst a Neva-gonna-happen-talk! To d dismay of elmisti*

U see what messing with me or anything that belongs to me can cause U?....oya, go and denounce ur pronouncement to mobi18 b4 I add petrol to d fire

Faithluv5:
Chilling wit my gun den

*hands her a bottle of cold water*.......u. Knw we men and our ways na....ma binu....novex 2much

Faithluv5:
I no do again. U just broke my heart *cocks gun##

Come on madam...chill small...hear him out before you shoot him

Faithluv5:
Hmm,I don turn part tym abi?? Whodohgeepee,I no do again

*falls from glo mast*............

mistabiola:
******Yes oooooo******"
****** As innocent as 2face Idibia*****
******BabyMama in embryo*******

Kikiki....seems u don't. Knw my first lady....you beta no talk anyhw if u eva want to come to EL DOLA again

Missing persons. List

Physika

Haywire1

Dossylvanus

Barkharh

Find me these

mistabiola:
*****Would love to accompany you*****

*in my mothers voice*.....ki olohun ma she e ni asiniwaye.........

blym:
Oops, dnt compare em politics with ours! Temme what dhey did to his budget?. 4get the supports garnered by saraki today, most are tackling dominance of Jagaban nt buhari. Buhari and Jonathan ain't same. During jonathan's tenure, most defectees were house of reps members nt senators, d lyks of Adolphus nwabara,Okadigbo,Patricia Etteh were booted out, they had supporters too didnt they?

Bro, make we rest d issue,.....

hilsocial:
No no u are getting it wrong. If he is found guilty in CCT , he will vacate seat even if he appeals. Just like election tribunals, if u lose dia u will vacate seat even if u appeal. Until u get a contrary judgement from higher court , the status quo after the lower court's judgement is maintained. The appealant is the person not comfortable with the status quo seeking for judgement in the higher court. As for ur variable, score the goal first u may not be in an offside position.

U may be right, but I will like to stop my analysis here cuz its still n unfolding event....*lemme grab my pop corn*

blym:
bro, kindly buttress d emboldend with details of d Hapenings i knw lil'bout . . Buhari is quite different 4rm Jonathan! But they defected, didnt they? Babagida Aliyu contested under the same party but loss tho he performed

Bro beg, the pple you re. Mentioning ar governors na, not senators....do u know how many senators. Defected Do u know what they did to Jonathan budget Do u. Even know NPDP Do u know how. The PDP fell



Any Senate can make life miserable for any president, Go and ask obama

hilsocial:
Keep dreaming, only the SE , SS and few past governors will be there for him when the chips are down, Ofcourse NC is always divided. When NE/NW know de will be the beneficiary when he is ousted den u want dem to support him. Forget his NC geopolitical zone his brothers are frm SW and dia oga at d top will tell dem to look left. His best hope is frm PDP who has 49 senators, if he can hv abt 10 loyalists frm Apc fine. Remember , CCT has the right to remove any1 found guilty frm office and ban one frm public office not exceeding 10 yrs. If u appeal when u re off senate den u will know dat u need to bring John b4 d case will end cos u will be hearing adjourn adjour till 2019.

Anoda incomplete analysis.....This CCT will. Not be the end unless he. Is discharged and. Acquitted there....the court of appeal is dere, den the. Supreme court....nd you know any judgment will be nullified if there is an appeal...so lemme say, he will be there on his seat when the case file travel from one court to anoda....not to mention how many djournment em go adjourn am, oh, d recess of judges too..........Plus with the. Way APC nd buhari ar behaving...They can easily loose the senate......U nd I know 10 senators is a very small number to acquire, nd you are forgetting one variable in your thinking....ATIKU ABUBAKAR!

blym:
different issue entirely. They defected to another party now? Seven governors wanted to decamp bt only 5 defected, the two dat didnt, but spoke against d party! Temme abt em nw?

Bro, am sorry to say but u knw little abt the happenings.....They did not only defect ooo, they disobeyed, disrespected. And disintegrated their political party...not. Only that, they showed jonathan hell, frustrated his. Government...ridiculed him....and dragged him down!....

hilsocial:
Politics is like football, when it gets to penalties, even ur most trusted player ( Ronaldo/Messi) will miss the target. Forget the solidarity now, this game is about interest.

That's not totally true in dis. Part of the world....tribalism and nepotism play one key role in. Loyalty here....I. Know some senators that will sink with him if he sinks.....while some will neva allow peace reign....if you have see them guard eachoda b4, u go fear fear....dey ar nt like d executive...Senators ar no baby politicians...they r the top Guns

Harinholar:
....elmisti I wll gladly take dat 4rm u...so far its coming 4rm u...

Lol, bbie gal....u and I go way back!

mistabiola:
******The same way Tambuwal n co. was on their knees during the last election bah ******

God bless u bro!

blym:
Intimidate Buhari or Apc? Even Saraki Loyalist wouldn't concur to such acts. All these senators disobeying the party, on which they were elected will be back on their knees wen it's time for election.

Bro, dnt let us rgue this s he v done it b4 wit the emergence of ekweremdu as his Deputy, and u knw the composition of this senate is so close, all he needs is maybe 7 APC sentors to do whatever he wants, and kogi, kwara nd some malam will do it easily.......

hilsocial:
hahahaha. Better start following, u can't isolate politics from law same with economics dats y i follow it. Sometimes the economy is determined by the political ambience. Don't forget that what u interprete is made by politicians.

Very Tru...politics controle everything...even soccer team selection sef......Mobi18....u gaz fflw bumper to bumper ni oo

JibrilJunior:
Nw wot will b d state of Senate houz if by chance saraki is removed... Will deputy become president or a vote will b made

Cc: Mobi18

Kikiki....u don. Dey prpr to comot my nigga abi....well if it happens......a fresh election for the SP will take place, but with the composition of this senate, saraki will v to be jailed for APC and Buhri to control the senate....cuz if he only vacates the seat and. Still av that much loyal senators....he. Can easily intimidate them nd throw the position to a PDP

whodohgeepee:
una try! Make una dey boo una sef dey go nau! Elmisti sef, u amaze me! Ahcantbilivit!

Kikikiki........on a coded level....

whodohgeepee:
ma sweetness! She aint part time o! Maybe na for nairaland!

Kikiki.........u beta maintain that lane and don't allow ya sef. Think of my vice...let her stay devoted to her job


Cc mobi18

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chimajii:

*take tom tom*

Shegofams:
Na wetin I dey talk gangan be dat

Yea, jst dat. Som pple get. Crried away wit d. Sport thingy too....for me, chess na hobby, so I no dey go any mumu training, I go play anytym I want, but those other sports like footbal, nd basketball tkes too much on players...em go dey go training everyday like say dem b pro...nd em go dey exhausted...even training allowance no reach dem...

sholiyz:
Just back from CCB, dem talk say me self no declare my asset complete, so I win ooooooo, all question I answered with "NOT GUILTY", even wen asked "is it true u kept 7000bags of weed with elmisti and it's punishable from the constitution 1999 as amended" I said "NOT GUILTY", elmisti sha a lie

All hail #TeamLautech Haywire1 (P) goldenone
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Kikikiki....even if em say u sabi el misti and its is. Crime punishable under. Constitution, say NOT GUILTY....if em say, u dey use nairaland...say NOT GUILTY

Shegofams:
The NUGA proper was during exam, and they had to be moving to and fro everyday and it affected them

Mehn, that is strong ooo, nd most of d ones I met wr in dier final year.....That's one crzy thing bt skulz in Kwara state, em no send who u be,if u like b micheal. Jordan, once ur academics shake like dis, em no go conside u. Shi shi.....Same thing hpnd to one gal in my skul table tennis team...dis one was even a national champion of river state or so....even heard my skul pay her monthly. Sef....d moment she enter probation and withdrawal like dis...em send. Am comot ni ooo

Shegofams:
Unilorin doesn't give such support to sportsmen, so its not motivating, even guys wey rep them for NUGA that fall during our exam period got no special treatment. Some carried courses over.

Really....nd I thought unilorin was fresher ooo, I was @ pre-nuga...and I met dier coach.....dose guys r fucking good....its almst d sme in ma skul, but some lecturers cn be talked into helping you by ur coach....and I so love dat una team bus....although we took over d event sha......na we fresh paSs

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Hi GUYS I GREET YOU ALL

Hello bro!

mobi18:
lol,dts some scary shiii/

Hahahaha, well its d way execution is done in the USA...nd I want dem to tremble wen dey see u, if u mention dier monikers, dey shld run nd ask for permit to communicate wit U....