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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:21am On Sep 23, 2015
sammy2310:
I do prefer to play d game my own way....nd not follow how it's been played...
Ok then...lemme proceed and announce to all Members of this house, that I elmisti denounce sammy2310 and cut any relatnshp wit him, he is on his own...I shall not. Be responsible for any of his actions......Please take note












...................................................EL MISTI...............................
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:14am On Sep 23, 2015
Harinholar:
....chai!!!! See as ma head dey smell like garri.....Yess ooo na sleep sure pass...Goodnight....Have a lovely night rest
Cc aare2050....ar u seeing what am seeinghuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 12:11am On Sep 23, 2015
sammy2310:
I do prefer to play d game my own way....nd not follow how it's been played...
Lemme grab one tipper of pop corn and wait the babe that will listen to u on dis thread......
Politics › Re: Evidence That Saraki Thinks He's Already A Freeman & Will Win This Case(photos) by elmisti(m): 12:08am On Sep 23, 2015
iamrealdeji:
I've known Bukola Saraki since I was a kid,i'm based in Ilorin and I know everything about him,i know his father's house,his house,the atrocities they've committed and you expect me not to know about him?i personally know people he has ruined their lives,what does the media even know about him? The media knows nothing about him. Is he the only politician in Nigeria?
Shut your ass nd let your brain tlk you ingrate!........come to lagos and see what is really called ruining peoples life.....ode oshi....I am from kwara and I m bsed in Lag...I studied @ kwara state uni nd eva since I got admited dere...I fall sick. Wen am in lag.....how much is the whole of kwara worth gan sef that u will go and read nairaland and stat spiting rubbish.....The guy tried all his best for you people and you don't know shit!....alaimores......as big as ibadan is they don't have an airport...yet your ungrteful ass av n international airport...dnt lemme vex jare
Politics › Re: Evidence That Saraki Thinks He's Already A Freeman & Will Win This Case(photos) by elmisti(m): 12:01am On Sep 23, 2015
Saraki will remain the SP of this nation whether. APC likes it or not
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:53pm On Sep 22, 2015
blym:
The summarizer
Kikiki....I can summarize u wit just three bullets
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:52pm On Sep 22, 2015
sammy2310:
heeey....no be every moniker wit F oooo....
Bro, u not showing class and I don't like it.....u not making a nigga proud he ushered u in na.....Ladies here av class, u can't jst hit dem like a hungry niccur....and blv me dey ar watchn u....jst take a chill pill, ask Jibriljunior how d game is played
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:45pm On Sep 22, 2015
dossylvanus:
Elmisti please summarize for me please. What happened today on this thread?
Well


*today is physika birthday


*nomination began again for d 2nd day

* Xcozee nd Zeeenas didn't get any nomination for best E-couple

*Saraki issue was discussed by d lawyers, political analyst and the newspaper stand readers of the thread

*ademasta and harinholar ar forcing love

* and dere is one new boy I gave membership, only for. Him to enter d thred and stat chasing every moniker wit F at the end.........



+++++++thats all d tangible+++++++++++
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:39pm On Sep 22, 2015
dossylvanus:
Watchu want homie?
Ddnt see u arnd here @ all during d day......all is gud?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:37pm On Sep 22, 2015
Aare2050:
me done advice them wella
Dem gaz see marriage counselor ASAP......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:34pm On Sep 22, 2015
sammy2310:
Story... I carry my mansion come.... I dey find d queen wey go rule am.....
Hahahhaha.....its a nightmare bro!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:31pm On Sep 22, 2015
Harinholar:
...I dey reason dolafunmi oooooo...bt diz elmisti bobo go............*complete it urself
Lol, if he gets her attention. Ordinary audience, I will sell him EL DOLa
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:28pm On Sep 22, 2015
ademasta:
Dnt mind Elmisti, he tinks his weeds can hav effect on us... Me self take am yesterday its tasteless, i wonder how it sharks people.
LMAO........what kinda couple ar u two sef, and ur boo just said u dnt smoke, now u said u smoke d premium weed I gave u yestdai nd ddnt get high....bro u ar. Stoner!.....Harinholr see u nd ya hubby life inside soaked gegemu


Cc aare2050
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:18pm On Sep 22, 2015
sammy2310:
u better no follow...na maxim machine gun I carry come ooooo...
U messing with the wrong folks boy!...we put u in a house wen no one givz a hoot abt ya ass and u. Think u can take us for a ride.....Bleep it mehn......*aare2050....please send d dude outta d mansion....wen he av no awse, let's see babe dat will listen to him*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:10pm On Sep 22, 2015
Aare2050:
hmmmmmmmm







so na like this your life be








just because a jjc dey chase your wife







you come take style divert him attention from your wife to mine






chai! Nigerians



una dey try o



I just they pity the guy






abeg elmisti. I go need that ak47....



jubriljunior get me the long bullets abeg



hunting started 11:07pm
*hands him two ak47 assault riffle and 3 sniper gun....40 grenades*

Can I com hunt wit you bro?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:07pm On Sep 22, 2015
ademasta:
Hehehe... She no dey smoke o!
U. Shld av askd her b4 defendn her na...check her last post....wey she dey tke 1k note do wrizzler
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
blym:
i be dtey think say na only me! Ah don dtey used to am! Hope say he no get effect? Nightcrawlers'club
Lol, just eat good and hydrate ya slf well, no do plenty brain work for afternoon....nd. Nytym the sleep comz...u should ansa...even if u dey CCT
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:59pm On Sep 22, 2015
Faithluv5:
Den na d same club we dey so
Oya com join us uder tree....carry mat and wrapper com o
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:58pm On Sep 22, 2015
Aare2050:
huh




remove it quickly







what's the meaning of this?
I know harinholar smokes but ineva. Knew she will do it in public and while on duty!......let's call elders meeting. And talk to her hubby......eemoo re oooo!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:47pm On Sep 22, 2015
Elvis506:
Just bought this...
Looks cool
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:46pm On Sep 22, 2015
Faithluv5:
I tells u,na to dey beg d sleep evrynyt. Woo,na to wait till d sleep come. How about u
Am naturally a night owl........I dnt really sleep @ night
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2015
Faithluv5:
Hello evry1
Sleep no gree com agin abihuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:19pm On Sep 22, 2015
debeejay:
He no nid 2 catch am sef ur name sake dey hia 2 catch am


If I hold u I go carry u gve elmisti

Mke him gve u lyk 2 wraps nd we go plaster am 4 ur mouth abi na landlord I go carry u gve mke him close u bside soakaway.......na den u go knw say shit smell pass dead body


Oro mi o ju ba yen lo
No mind that woman, n everybdy she dey fflw talk anyhw for street....but then we gaz leave am, as her hubby na one beta person....but wait oo, why be say all this crzywomen dey get good hubby, and. All dis good women dey end up wit drug delershuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
JibrilJunior:
"See new tenant wey wan do time. Elmisti, abeg do the needful"
So u want me to send him to mexico abi.....ahba!......go and make sure he dsnt take ya. Woman jur, d guy go soon tyr....I don 4get say una still dey do honeymoon, I wld av dropped him off @ d IDP camp, but then I thought he was a cool guy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:12pm On Sep 22, 2015
tk4life:
Enta....... look adamasta SMH remember wetin elmisti do yesterday SMH.... quitely quitely go back to wetin I dey do buh nt b4 I tell Adamasta shi ooor lookss at u finding truble hmph
*trying to figure out how I wronged u*........bro abeg wetin I do u yesterday....I dey vex like 2million pple per day due to my line of biznes....so I no rmbr wetin we drag.....bi u buy weed, nd u no payhuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:09pm On Sep 22, 2015
Shey I neva do people strong thing with this sammy2310wey I giv permit sohuh.....em ademasta, no vex abeg, na small boy, harinholar, please provide him wit d list of singles in d awse......abi wat kind of radarada is dis
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:02pm On Sep 22, 2015
debeejay:
I no knw say my guy 2 dey fear oooo



No wori na spiritual weed u go gve am
Dem no fit catch u 4 wetin dem no get evidence nah
Guy, it is election tym na....and I know my enemies ar bent on doing anutn to put me behind bars
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:51pm On Sep 22, 2015
ademasta:
Oya do d needful chap chap...and dnt forget to tell him u are the devil of the thread-you sell weeds to them
Mke I hear say I tell am now....what if n DEA, or NDLEA underground spy....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:35pm On Sep 22, 2015
ademasta:
Arinwhat? Make e no be Harinholar mi! Be like say u be JJC abi... Are u new here? Why person go see ''death'' dey sleep jeje and just decide to wake am? Elmisti, oya sell chlorinated-weed to this guy before death wakes up... We rep #teamHarinholarAdemasta
Take am easy na...d nigga jst dey entr dis side ni...no treat am like dat....I go explain tinz to am. Wen hin. Settle
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:32pm On Sep 22, 2015
sammy2310:
Oluwaseun
Kwame Nkrumah University of science nd Technology / Computer Sci.
Lagos

Cc physika, xcozee, hilsocial
I hereby declare you a member of this house.......come meet me if u need anytn @ all.....lemme call and see if my friend aare2050 still av empty rooms in his mansion.......oya tke a. Stroll rnd. D place and feel @ home
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:22pm On Sep 22, 2015
sammy2310:
Story story..... I no need permit... I be confirmed nigerian.... Oluwaseun by name..... nd it wil be a good match wit Arinola or Faith....
Kikiki...dat on is not my problem....fill dis form


Name


Skul/dept


Prfrd place. Of service
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
ademasta:
The guy is from delhi....rajosh
Kikiki

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