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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:50pm On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
Hehehe

Help a sista out abeg
Shey make I drop m as he talk am, go better make u go listen y slf. Go beta oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
Isit me or I have a crazy, stone cold, Alaska iced mind
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:44pm On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin

Someone should gimme Drake's phone number pls
313515......He drop hi number 4 one trck like dat....go download dat hin album
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:44pm On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
grin

Someone should gimme Drake's phone number pls
3313515......He drop hi number 4 one trck like dat....go download dat hin album
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:38pm On Sep 23, 2015
Gazaliah:
GORILLA na GORILLA...Either silifa back or Gold or Bronze,na still G O R I L L A tongue tongue tongue

Animalistic dossylvANUS cheesy cool tongue tongue tongue
*fall ontop bicycle*......silifa back gorilla....why una dey hunt d guy na.....shebi its only ram that is used for salah....abi Abraham kill gorilla too?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:35pm On Sep 23, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hide a Silver Back? How is that possible? I cannot be hidden. You git?
I am waiting for you on d oda side....I hope they don't catch you sha, but I want you to one way or the other end up in chimajii pot....I heard he is a pro pepper soup maker...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:31pm On Sep 23, 2015
dossylvanus:
THEY THINK THEY ARE STRONG, BUT THEY HAVE NOT MET THE SILVER BACK!
I hear u, wit d way tony4x44 is goin....he will catch u ooooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 7:18pm On Sep 23, 2015
dossylvanus:
Hehehehe. I pass all of una.
U see all y comrades wey dem catch 2dai??
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:51pm On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
I'm fine jare You?
We holding it down
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
KeriBaby:
Good evening my people!


Missed y'all


How go dey go
Howddy!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:30pm On Sep 23, 2015
debeejay:
Una weldone for this estate oooo


Plot left mansion I site u #aare2050


Olowo ori harinholar I cu my nigga,hope our apartment dey fine

Elmistic elmist d man dat can do and undo with him weed

I sight evrbdy hand dey pain me I no fit type again


Hpe yu all had a great day
See as u reconstruct my moniker..........do u want devil to reconstruct ya bnk account like dathuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:09pm On Sep 23, 2015
ademasta:
Una luk@dis guy!
Kikiki....no worry...u go surprise wen dem start to dey share Air max for all of us and nike kit
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:45pm On Sep 23, 2015
ademasta:
Hehehe... Elmisti boss! Ok now... Hw dis campin tin go be now, u don gada kits?
Kikiki....I blv DG will provide all I need this time.....u knw say change av hapnd na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:30pm On Sep 23, 2015
ademasta:
Dnt mind me i gatta be scared, u knw u could weed her up to make her negate her own wish...(u be bad boy u knw!). Anyway, tnk boss.
#teamHarinholarAdemasta#
God bless u bro...
Olohun maje! Me?....weed babe up?....olohun m je ki a ri esu!.......awuzubilahi!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:21pm On Sep 23, 2015
Olami90:
Dey dere dey dciv ursef... tongue sue ko shoe ni... Mobi18 sef knw as e dey go. She no go do am.
Kikikiki.....she. Will send you. Anywr I want....she can arrange a one way ticket to syria 4 u on ma behalf
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 5:18pm On Sep 23, 2015
ademasta:
If i come go site nko, does that mean u shd be playing 'hide and seek' game with my wife? Elmisti shor ara e o! Harinholar! Harinholar!! How many times did i call you? Ok.
ya level of insecurity is really higher than that of borno oooo, go and ask ya wife wat we discussed....its 4 ya own gud
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:21pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jglad:
hmmmm... kul, see u after d elections, wishing U d Best *winks*
This will be one gud story
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:20pm On Sep 23, 2015
chimajii:
Totally. Can't stay hungry na..lipsrsealed
Buh u won't. Eat dossylvanus na
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:03pm On Sep 23, 2015
chimajii:
I wee use him for dinner. lipsrsealed
In his trying time, wen gun men ar scattering his territory, u mean he can take refuge in ya room, buh u will welcome his pressence in ya pothuh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 4:00pm On Sep 23, 2015
Gazaliah:
You can even go naked...

Cheers wink
Ya sheikh......u mean d nigga can declare all his asset?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:56pm On Sep 23, 2015
Olami90:
#PolygamousMan..... lipsrsealed
Watch it or I will sue you for slander!.............cc Mobi18
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:54pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jglad:
sorry, but u av been friendzoned already... My regards to ur angels as well
Choi, lemme chill in that zone small....I dnt want d media to stat reporting tinz abt me that will ruin my chances in elections
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:40pm On Sep 23, 2015
Chimajii, we. Need to hide. Dossylvanus smwr bcus of dis hunt.....shey he cn come hide in ya place...biko nu
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:39pm On Sep 23, 2015
JibrilJunior:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
U wnt be deaf and dumb while m still. Alive........oya spit ur mind
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:37pm On Sep 23, 2015
tonyx4x44:
animal controlllllllllllllllllll!


one stray one is still here


come quick



https://www.galiwango.com/wp-content/uploads/solomon_w_jagwe_galiwango_film_conservation_front_feature_18.jpg

https://www.wildlifeextra.com/images/dead-gorilla.JPG
LMAO!.....dis one u r hunting for dossylvanus like dis....I won't. Allow. U disgrace sylvanus........see that guyun catch so, na hin ADC b. Dat oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:34pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jglad:
hmmm... so u don't want to be friendzoned, no p but I av to be sure that am not snatching U away from anyone...
So who was she? n what happened?
Lol, am double taken, and. My angels ar very good.....I cnt just allow a beauty like u to friendzone me that easily.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:07pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jglad:
So what should I call U Sirhuh
Kikiki......see as u wan friendzone me....I no go gree....call me smtn lady like so I no go 4get say u be lady
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:26pm On Sep 23, 2015
Jglad:
Brotherly typing is not my prob, I don't really know people's moniker... pls don't judge me
Cheeesus! See as u call me brotherlly....abormination! Lai lai...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
dossylvanus:
All this is your fault.



Grabs his nuts and squeezes them hard....
Cheesus!....how is dis my fault, I was not d one that disclosed ya location na, u ar lucky to v gone hunting wen d raid happened sef....cuz as I see dose ur comrades dem wan take dem do pepper soup ni oo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:44pm On Sep 23, 2015
tonyx4x44:
grin grin


babes dey always ask me if my diary no dey ever full?


same diary from 200 1st semester till i finish



funny thing be say the dairy no reach half
Kikiki.....me I try pckge my own, just one per year,,,,nd. I no dey write reach january ending inside d diry for d whole session.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
djflamini:
No,I didn't go and hide o.By the way how can I hide when ur smile is as bright as d sun?if I hide in d dark won't ur smile illuminate d darkness?I can't hide as far as u keep smiling Miss Faithluv5(Truely,Ur smile reminds me of my future,Bright Future)this love piece is dedicate to Faithluv5 only o.(Lol)
The head of a toddler shy not bend when there is an elder in d market....*agba ki wa loja ki ori omo tutun wo*......*we will never acknowledge the husband of our child and her cocumbines as well* # a ki mo oko ki a tu mo ale #...........


This is wonders.....retract that statement, we yaff know faithluv5 E-boo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 1:34pm On Sep 23, 2015
Isit me or my vice Mobi18 is yet to check in....

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