₦airaland Forum

mistabiola:
****Just sent a mail to you ******* ****Hoping for a delivery reply***** ****Was tempted by your beaty***** *****It's not my fault******

*in funke akindele voice*......who no like beta thing

mistabiola:
Bet y********

Bro, told. U, U r not the best striker av seen, that I was looking @ u is giving u too much liver.....can u see how late u r sef.....even wamemzy timing surpass ya own.....

Lol, I see d guy nd I laff

whodohgeepee:
to slap u jst dey hungry me gan!

*playing Satan be gone by Asa*


Satn be. Gone, get on, satan satan be gone...

mobi18:
no jare buh i gats finish some work if nt e go dey pile up

Issorite....

whodohgeepee:
elmisti baba! Ah hail u buh ah no ask u sha! she fit get anoda version! Lolz! Elmisti ma guy!

See me see gobe o, so becuz I get injury now, na hin all of una. Dey chook finger for my nose so?......make 2dai go......I get my reasons....u pple wnt spoil my plan

djflamini:
Lemme tel al ya d ful dream so u help me out.back in Sch I had a good friend(confidant)and we went to school to collect our call up letter it was sealed,he checked his own anD we saw Lagos(I was Happy for him)and I said let's check mine and lo and behold it was boldly written "CHAD",so I was complaining in the dream dat,"dix is NYSC why would they post me to another country?or has it turned to a missionary journey?den I opened my eyes.das d dream,if U got the gift of divination or interpreting dreams ,U can pls help me out!!!cos I got no slightest clue of what dix dream means(none @all).Still lost and confused

Pay consultation fee lemme ask oracle on ya. Behalf........

whodohgeepee:
what's OT? Miss Prof! Dr!

OrienTation

mobi18:
kai,my neck and back is aching from sitting too long

Be like. Say em tie u for the seat ba?....

mistabiola:
******The latter will be interesting*****

Kikikiki.......waiting patiently......

mistabiola:
*****I can help you to unravel your mystery*****

Tanx bro....abeg who can u vouch for as ms Endowed....I av hard tym mking dis kinda decisions as I no dey look woman....plz be accurate ooo...I men endowed dat can kill pple like snoop dog...or. Lemme wait till any1 is bold enuf to nominate herslf

What dis nomination thing is putting me tru sef......as I am not really sure of dis Ms. Endowed tin....d. Person on my mind, na only her front variable she declare, and I. Wan go call CCB....

amii131:
Its kinda boring and raining here in my zone....


Please how is it for those going to lag,abj,akwa ibom,rivers,Enugu,jos,borno,Ogun,Oyo etc


#nevamind#i hadnothing in mind to write about

D. Rain just wet my roof here ni....

KeriBaby:
Lol
Your mentor...? Here I am thinking Fela

Fela Is. Great, nd can be any1 mentor, buh then he is dead and. Verylittle I can learn from him......but d Saraki dynasty, I followed subconsciously, his rise and his battles....I take very. Pratical lessons from...hope to. Work with him in d. future sha

mobi18:
rily? hmmmmn... *finking*

Yea, I am an advocate of gender equality.....just a very radical one sha.....

JibrilJunior:
Hihihihihihi
But ehm...yu dey threaten woman?

Woman no be. Person ni? Abi why dem. No fit threaten woman

mistabiola:


Goallllllllllllllllllll *****"**"
******She just dey find wahala*****
*****Wahala is when an army man releases you after
beating you and you climb on your bike and shouted
"your mama" but just then, your bike refuses to start*"""""

LMAO! Even psquare go fflw d person sing...omo. See danger, wahala dey, ugo see danger wahala dey!

Mrcdorv:
He should come and defend himself no time for nonsense this is new Nigeria he think is above the law or what...oga come jor.

Only a blind man thinks this Nigeria is new....same old wine, new bottle...

KeriBaby:
Apparently Saraki is above the Law!

If I catch u dia....no arrest warrant for my mentor and u want him to. Walk to a trap? Mbanu!.........Buhari is terrified @ d independence of the. Senate, he. Can't even think of passing his cabinet list. To saraki....so he want to remove him by all means....buh u knw what?.....my mentor is one of the smartest 21st century politician.....he will come out victorious in this

mistabiola:

Thank God u kukumna fit talk....

Gazaliah:
Yeah...Truly he is.......
Suratul Nur is the answer to the gaze Q24vs 30-32

Will. Explore that knowledge wen my mind. Is. In a pure. State

mobi18:
thanks jare...so i don bcome dear sister... issorait

Mobi, mobi.....why r u doin. Like. Dis na...its official hour na nd u knw we ar jst colleagues in d eye of d public.....oya m binu....*whispers. In her ears*.......*babie gal, u look prettier wen. Anoyed*

Gazaliah:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaq

I concur but its just once nah...I never check again but Allah is Gafur-roheem

Lowering Gaze is not only about sunnah But its a verse in the Holy Quran...

Truly Allah is ever forgiven of our mistakes

mobi18:
i have oo,jes tired of seeing dose files,jes decided to take a lil break,having serious hedache

Dear sister, chill jare, leave d office and. Take a stroll if rain. Is not falling dere....sha leave u seat....Office seats can be so annoying to sit on

Gazaliah:
You are not.serious..
Qulu akqo walaokaana Munroh

Make I hear.....for u to see. Endowment, u av not been lowering ur. Gaze as it is permited in d. Sunnah of Rosululah (SAW),,,,,,oya enter masjid. And stat seeking for. Forgiveness for u av committed the zina. Of lookery!.......don't come nd tell me u jst check once nd removed ya eyes ooo, u checked and. Even talked abt it.....I don corner u today.....

mistabiola:

*i giv up*.....#plugs in headset, playing my phone ringtone#

mobi18:
lol,keri,c u c lagos.dts wat i dreamt of dis nite.. kai*im @ work buh cnt resist coming ere

Oya go bak to work......u no get files. To treat ba

chimajii:

Cc anybody that understnd U

mistabiola:

Cc chimajii

blym:
1st post on dis thread! @emboldened , remembered how long it was back then, just a month and couple of days togo . Nothing seems far forever(even decades) once startd ends someday not excluding one's life. Every New day we move closer to our graves.

N which kind truth b dis na!,.....this is the reason why I dey always run from u pple ooo,.....niggas for other parts of the world don't think of dying anyhw na....although death can catch me anytym, buh I dnt giv a mess.....will live dis life. Nd relive afterlife.......thinking of death is just a. Wste of tym....

Gazaliah:
I nominate

1. Miss Endowed:Wamemzy
2. Mr Macho:AYIMA
3. Most Troublesome: DossylvANUS
4. B15 Ambassador: Babatawa,2el

See y life...thief, oh sorry chief. Imam....so u sabi Ms Endowed abi,,,,,,,oniranu smbry....common work ethics u no observe.....so u don size wamemzy variables wella. Abi.....I cross nine fingers for U, point. The remaining @ u.....impeachment is always. Smelling on ya head

Harinholar:
.....u see urself? Gbeborun of the highest order...ademasta sha no complain 2 u

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