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Romance › Re: Igbo Girls Stay Away From Yoruba Guys by Elmojiid(m): 11:54am On Jan 05, 2017

wawuuuu...rada rada..yeyeye and so fvcking what, stay away from us bcoz we are demon.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Peddler, John Okoro Escapes From Indian Prison by Elmojiid(m): 6:34am On Jan 05, 2017

ishowdotgmail:
Lol Okoro escaped few hours from being deported. My flatheaded brother escaped so he could continue his usual business again. Omo ale ni Bobo yen sha

taaa...how do u kwn is a flat head,just askin.

Politics › Re: God Told Me Buhari Will Be In Office For 8yrs by Elmojiid(m): 9:36pm On Jan 04, 2017

which of the Gods abeg?

Politics › Re: See The Punishment Soldiers Gave These Guys (photos) by Elmojiid(m): 9:03pm On Jan 04, 2017

shoyemiayodeji:
Mtcheeew child's play. Something I can do in my dream.

wawuuuu...are u for real mayb i can join u in ur dream so we can do it together

Crime › Re: Fake Soldier Steals Motorcycles, Arrested By Police In Lagos (Photo) by Elmojiid(m): 7:13pm On Jan 04, 2017

kabrud:
These are the people damaging the image of the NA. Look at his head, that tribe quickly comes to mind.

what do mean by that pix...all i can see is flat head abi flat head get anoda meaning.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Bring These Along Into Marriage by Elmojiid(m): 7:06pm On Jan 04, 2017

tell them if them go hear.

Romance › Re: Say Something About These Pre-wedding Photos by Elmojiid(m): 6:59pm On Jan 04, 2017

iranu

Romance › Re: Is She Unreasonable Or Just Ungrateful? by Elmojiid(m): 6:22pm On Jan 04, 2017

Catalin:
I support the woman. Your brother should send 45k each to them. Her family is also his responsibility so far they are married.

taaa...says who, is it writting inside bible or quran abi their is law that i must hlp my wife brother, dnt compare them at all my own brother come 1st.

Romance › Re: Jennifer Lopez Was Collecting Money From Tunde And Sleeping With Jide(pics) by Elmojiid(m): 6:03pm On Jan 04, 2017

i sorry sorry sorry for u, shake head for 4 u receive some sense.

Family › Re: Mother Fakes Son’s Kidnap To Extort N5m From Husband by Elmojiid(m): 5:51pm On Jan 04, 2017

SexyNairalander:
am just wondering if this dude in this picture is still alive

he is alive but in coma

Romance › Re: This.is.just.too.bad by Elmojiid(m): 5:38pm On Jan 04, 2017

modelmike7:
okay egbon.moji .

modelmike7:
okay egbon.moji .

Romance › Re: This.is.just.too.bad by Elmojiid(m): 5:27pm On Jan 04, 2017

modelmike7:
....but.the.story.no.touch.you.na!.......so.na.only.mouth.u.get?!

oga ade please free me jor...e touch e no touch is nt ur biz.

Romance › Re: This.is.just.too.bad by Elmojiid(m): 5:13pm On Jan 04, 2017

modelmike7:
.......it. Could happen to you too !

maka why nw....na u e go happen to ijn.

Romance › Re: This.is.just.too.bad by Elmojiid(m): 5:10pm On Jan 04, 2017

story that touch....

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Fashion › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Disqualifies All Contestants At Most Beautiful Girl In Nnewi by Elmojiid(m): 8:49pm On Jan 03, 2017

JideAmuGiaka:
Nigerian Girls can't answer those questions because it's not their area of calling.

Just ask them these;
When last did you Bleep?

How many times do you Bleep in a week?

What's your favourable size of dick?

Can you show the world your breasts?

Can you suck mr dick?

What's sex?

Etc.

I went to submit my jamb form years back, this beautiful girl came to me to help her check her form if there's any mistake. I was surprise that in the space where she should indicate her sex, she boldly wrote "three times a week", i ask her what do you mean, she said "i thought they wanted to know how many times i use to have sex in a week". I was shocked.

Yeyedeysmell.

are you for real

Family › Re: My Wife Is Not What I Thought Before We Got Married: I Want To Divorce by Elmojiid(m): 7:54pm On Jan 03, 2017

if u divorce her wil u remarry or remain single...sir tink about ur kids and their futur bcoz i kwn wat broken home has done to so many kids out there..if u remarry dat is another burden she wil want have her own kids currently wit ur kids ur bills wil b double and she might nt like ur kids that is anoda prblm, so talk to her from time to time she wil change#notodivorce#

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Family › Re: . by Elmojiid(m): 11:15pm On Jan 02, 2017

bro dnt stress urslf they are only helping u to take care of ur girl, wen she growsup she will luk 4 u...blood is thicker dan water she wil find u 1day. be yourslf and focus on ur life.

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Ybnl Boss Getting Some Highness Before OLIC by Elmojiid(m): 10:57pm On Jan 02, 2017

queenitee:
Who weed and alcohol epp?

taaa....weed and alcohol hlp olamide and co

Nairaland General › Re: Is This Lady A Fraud Or Does She Really Needs My Assistance by Elmojiid(m): 6:59pm On Jan 02, 2017

taaaa...run for your life she b 19 mean 419..

Crime › Re: PHOTO: Young Nigerian Girls Smoke Indian Hemp And Pose With It For A Selfie by Elmojiid(m): 11:58am On Jan 01, 2017

my kinda woman.

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Crime › Re: Guys, Is It True That Prostitution Is Now On The Increase In Lagos? by Elmojiid(m): 11:48am On Jan 01, 2017

@op if u wan open make we pattern nw

Crime › Re: Man Excretes 45 Wraps Of Cocaine At Lagos Airport by Elmojiid(m): 11:45am On Jan 01, 2017

our pple and fast money are 5and6

Crime › Re: Assistant Commissioner Of Police Commits Suicide In Edo(picture) by Elmojiid(m): 11:40am On Jan 01, 2017

rip o...i suspect mmm.

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Politics › Re: Igbos And Yorubas Must Make Peace In 2017 On Nairaland. by Elmojiid(m): 10:54am On Jan 01, 2017

omonkiti:
Your type suppose to have been banned....
What dues has the afonjas paid..
tell me, what dues..
afonjas and gworo chewers are the greatest parasite we have in Nigeria....

1)south south...... Oil

2) south east.......industrious, trade and commerce

3) southwest......agbero and chanting our Lagos

4) North.......politics, nothing more

taaa...flat head pple we no una job oo...anini.

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Romance › Re: Prophecies: Things That Will Happen At The NL Beach Party (pics) by Elmojiid(m): 10:12am On Jan 01, 2017

fairlyusedbra:
unbelievable

taaaa..please ayamu nt understanding.

Family › Re: See How A Wife Was Battered By Her Husband On Christmas Day by Elmojiid(m): 10:06am On Jan 01, 2017

taaaa....flat head pple again, y always them.

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Family › Re: Help! My 14-year-old Son Watches Dirty Videos On Youtube! by Elmojiid(m): 7:29pm On Dec 31, 2016

he have join bad gang

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Visits Aso Villa (photos) by Elmojiid(m): 7:14pm On Dec 31, 2016

decatalyst:
Please, why your obsession with AFONJAS?

Go to your clay land and turn it to diamond nah

no mind dose flat head pple jare.

Romance › Re: Is This A Movie Poster Or A Pre-wedding Photo by Elmojiid(m): 4:36pm On Dec 31, 2016

taaa.....i tot as much na...na flat head pple fit do dis kind of tin. grin

Romance › Re: Is This A Movie Poster Or A Pre-wedding Photo by Elmojiid(m): 4:35pm On Dec 31, 2016

taaa.....i tot as much na...na flat head pple fit do dis kind of tin.

Romance › Re: I'm Leaving This Disgusting Social Media Platform by Elmojiid(m): 4:05pm On Dec 31, 2016

taaa......please am not understanding ur english please come down to my level abeg.

Celebrities › Re: Its Young John The 'WICKED' Producer (photos) by Elmojiid(m): 9:53am On Dec 31, 2016

thesicilian:
Who wickedness don EPP?

taaa.....wickedness don help young john.

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