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Who really cares who you date.

I am glad you too have beautiful things that you fantasize about to doing to men more especially me! I feel turned on already thinking of it Wink

Meanwhile i was just thinking of another thing more especially if i was dating you. I imagine me giving you doggy style and i stretch out to pick the jar of soldier ants that i have collected and i shoot cum into your punnay secretly and in between i pick out some soldier ants and shove it into your pussy.

The beautiful thing about soldier ants is that you wont know they have crawled up into you till they pick the right spot in your G-Zone to start Pecking away randomly and because you cant find them or shove them away, they will continue to peck and bite and chop your p***ssy till you probably go into a coma or you have womb complications from it or probably die from all those bites !

During surgery they will have to circumcize you and remove everything you have inside you for you to live. The thought of you taking a piss in pain for life would always cheer me up.

The good part about it, is that i cant be held liable because the atrocity was commited inside you Cheesy

Anyway if that one doesnt work out as planned, i will still go back to the all time favourite of washing my hands in very hot peppersoup and fingering you with it till you run mad especially when you feel like taking a piss and your scared of hurting your self more!

What do you think?

And your mama go dey tink say she born beta pikin, How you wan take imagine doggy style when you never even see the person wey you dey fantasize about

All dis small small pikin wey no dey get beta yarns. I sure say you believe for your mind say you be voltron as you dey in front of Pc dey type nonsense,

Ok now this is getting ridiculous,

Obviously both parties have serious issues. My take on this from a neutral perspective and according to what little information both husband and wife have given is as thus:

Mozilla has an issue with his wifes' inability to come half way in resolving whatever problems they might have had in the past and are presently having. In my opinion he also has a guilt ridden air about something he has done in the past (call it what you may, cheating, not seeing wifey for what she may have truely been or whatever) which has made him pipe down a whole lot and holds him back from being confrontational with her. Either that or he is an extremely chilled out fella and his missus is taking his laid back approach as a form of weakness

Missus Mozilla's issues obviously have a very healthy hint of them being "GRUDGE" ridden. He has done something in the past that irked her and rather talk about it, they have both ignored it. The issue has festered in her all this while and she is lashing out at what she see's as weakness from her husband. Bottom line with her is that she wants her husband to see things more from her perspective and to "MAN UP" when it comes to things outside their home.

Lets assume Missus Mozilla is right for one sec (this is for the onyinyes' karmamod and outstrip): The way she's going about trying to sort out the issue is wrong. Even if you have an issue with the mans brother, you under no circumstance air the view from a confrontational perspective cus no matter how and what you do, it will always leave a sour taste in the husbands mouth. This is his BROTHER we are talking about here. Aight lets flip the script for a sec, how would you advise that she handle it if it were his mum she had an issue with?. The point is whether she likes it or not, she has to deal with the discomfort until a time when you can "GENTLY" get thru to your husband on the subject or he realises it himself. You shouldnt try to turn your husband against his family and still have arguments with him. You will lose cus no one will have your back when the chips are down.

As for Mozilla, there's no point running, avoiding, hiding or whatever synonym there is in the dictionary. You have a kid. She's your wife not just some street urchin that crept up suddenly. Find a way to get through to her. Your courtship period was obviously not long enough and you both dont know each other the way you thought you did. Everyone has a soft spot, find out where her's is. She doesnt sound totally unreasonable and does not seem like someone that cant be spoken to. If the one person on earth she respects is her mum, then dude you need to speak to her mum and ensure that she you get through. Just because her mum seems like she dominates her marriage dont mean diddly squat and it does not mean your marriage will end up the same way. We all have options in life, and we make our destinies as we choose them to be not according to history.

Long tin,

So NL don become pimpin website

Being jealous is seen as a healthy sign that he cares about you enough to be bothered.

Trust is something that is built, 3 months is not enough time to trust someone, the more issues you both have over the years (and this is hoping you stay with each other that long) it builds an automatic bond which allows either party to puff up your chest and say "nah i trust him/her they wouldnt do this and that to me". This belief is one that grows with time.

Just keep on being you, as long as he doesnt act in a rash manner. You should be aight!

By the way, i dont blame him. Una london gyals too dey look anoda man BMW and tins

BROS, WHO U BE IDENTIFY URSELF CALLING PERSON AMINGO ,

I REMAIL DECIPLE OF KRF, OBT TEMPLE

Abegiiii, Stroll go front, You tink say na confra yarns people dey talk for here.

No go find as you go take make money dey talk amingo abi na bolingo, mchewwww,

@Poster, abeg my guy you neva hear "6 million way to die, choose one" (Snoop feat cutty ranks, Serial Killa)

Plenty plenty way dey, As my fellow posters have enlightened you, rat poison, sleeping pills, jump off a speeding bus, third mainland bridge etc,

To kpai no be hard tin, Enter Police station and tell them say you be Anini younger brother,

Bull shite thread,

Quit wasting peoples time and go ahead and shag the living daylights out of her,

acting like he doesnt know what he wants to do ppppffffttttttt,

Hmmm favourite NL

El-Nino

The english is a bit skew Shocked. did not grab shittttttt.

LMFAO, That reply is classic

Dude get a grip,

Would you rather you looked like a turd when you find out she aint cheating or would you rather just play it cool and see what happens after a while. Which means she will either get tired of your sorry behind and leave or you will discover more "CONCRETE" (note the word concrete) evidence which shows she's cheating,

OR

Neither will happen and you'll be kicking yourself in the teeth with the knowledge that you showed a poor strength of character when all she needed from you was to trust her.

Its your choice fella

he could simply call her
to sit down n talk
not do the whole text message ish

Diplomacy is not always the best form of action especially when it involves matters of the heart.

ur actions speak for themselves
ur immature
so what she sent u a wrong text?
whatever happened to good 'ol fashioned talking?
pshwwt!

A tad harsh arent you!!, The dude DID ask her about it and there is the possibility that she lied. Everyone has their own personal insecurities. He might have handled the situation in a different manner but that doesnt serve as an excuse for her if in fact she did lie

I am single for the first time in ages, I am looking foward to spending all my money on MEEE Grin

Talk about being selfish

This has GOT to be something from Mills&Boon

LMAO,

If she was or wasnt cheating, it doesnt matter anymore cus she's told you to do what ever you want which means she cant be bovvered

Dang, This david guy get plenty plenty issues oo

Oga why you no fit practice "unto you your religion and unto me mine". Na by force to be muslim or christian?

Religion has been and will always be the most controversial of topics.

Strangely enough, i heard this very same story about 4-5 years ago. The couple were based somewhere in the eastern part of nigeria.