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Abacha loot looted. 

LWKMD, pls this should be moved to the joke section

You must be an alien or you just came back from a long trip to the planet earth. Welcome

A man went for HIV test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result, When he got to the church on Sunday the pastor declares to the people that everything you are looking forward to this week shall be positive,the man jumped up and shouted I reject it in Jesus name my own go be Negative.

Imagine this in a Nigeria airport. I no fit laff ooooooooooo.

Imagine this in a Nigeria airport. I no fit laff ooooooooooo.

With this bickering and hatred, Nigeria is surely doomed. There is so much pretense and disunity in the land. Why not let us collectively fight our greatest enemies- bad leadership and corruption. Remember we have generations coming after us.

Pastor: Turn to your left and say to your neighbour 'it shall be permanent in your life'. A young boy turned to his left and saw an slowpoke. Apparently confused, he stared at the slowpoke for some minutes and said to him ''don't mind the pastor''. The slowpoke replied ''na God save u, I for use slap kill you today!

Good joke. You try.

Falling out of TRUE love can be quite difficult. I've been trying to fall out of love for the past six years now and still counting. I count even place her number among my past girl friends. But it has been really difficult forget her.

Bross, you've been seriously jazzed,sorry!

Nna you bad oooo.

There was this couple I knew back then, the husband had the habit of forgetting even the simplest of errands. One day, the wife asked him to buy a pack of razor blade for her from the market, where he had gone to buy something. In order to remind the husband, she clipped a reminder at the back of the man, “PLEASE REMIND HIM OF THE RAZOR BLADE”. When he got to the market, the first person that saw the reminder touched him on the shoulder to remind him of the razor blade. After the fourth reminder, he the asked the person how everybody got to know about what he discussed with his wife before coming to the market. They then showed him what was pasted at his back. I leave his reaction to your imagination.

Nice one.

You missed you Doctor's appointment. Moroooon.

LWKMD! nice one

Fire Chief indeed, I can't stop laughing.

wahala dey ooooooooooo!

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Omo, you have a lot of patience. You should have since seen that the relationship was meant to be doomed. You people have started reporting issues to her parents before you're married, I wonder who you will run to when you eventually become husband and wife. Sorry for the money and emotions already spent on trying to make things work. Goodluck.

I thank God I came through them.