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Christianity EtcRe: I Was Shot By Armed Robbers Three Times But Still Alive by Elnuk34(m): 5:40pm On May 17, 2013
xtielauder: First to comment... Thnk God he made it...
Thank God your personal text is "Get a life". Stop been childish if you are short of comment, Grow up.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Formally Joins APC by Elnuk34(m): 10:55am On May 08, 2013
nt k by me
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LiteratureRe: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Elnuk34(m): 6:29pm On Apr 12, 2013
Mazi, what happened to your project on Diary of a Sex Addict, has it been abandoned? I was really enjoying your drift. I hope Legends of The Fuckers will not suffer the same fate? By the way, you are gradually building a huge fan base through this forum. By the time you open your own blog (which i'm praying you do soon) you will be surprised about the number of hits on the site. Please keep up the good work!
FamilyRe: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by Elnuk34(m): 5:33pm On Apr 05, 2013
mentorken05: From what I read...I can say that he is more than a brother to you.let ur wife get dat into her head.Ask her why she hates him around and if there is no good reason from her,den don't listen to her.am sorry but as for me,I can't loose my brother from another mother special thanks to unmeaningless request from my wife... Meanwhile 1st to comment...dancing azonto
You wrote quite well in the starting part of your comment. But the first to comment stuff, that was childish. Grow up!
EntertainmentRe: 8-Yr-Old Boy & His 61yr-Old Wife Enjoying Married Life (Pictures) by Elnuk34(m): 3:37pm On Mar 27, 2013
nairaman66: Guess the momma needs fresh joystick to ride her car!! But that's so gross..



No.. I am the 2nd to comment! This is the difference of 4G LTE and a GPRS connection speed! grin no offence!
Se children dey fight o. I beg clear road. Nonsense!
FamilyRe: You Must Tell Me Everything That's Going On In Your Marriage: Mother-in-law by Elnuk34(m): 3:23pm On Mar 16, 2013
Please concentrate on raising and taking care of your young family. She will come around. Thank God your wife is with you on this. Goodluck!
PoliticsRe: Joe-Okei Odumakin Awarded U.S Woman Of Courage Award For 2013 by Elnuk34(m): 12:23pm On Mar 11, 2013
I think Seun and his mods should urgently STOP this 1st,2nd etc nonsense. I'm so much addicted to this forum, but whenever anybody display this crass childhood behaviour, i get really p*ssed off. No right thinking person will support the nonsensical posts. This forum has gone far beyond looking for whom will make the first comment. Children should go and start their own forum!
TV/MoviesRe: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Elnuk34(m): 12:19pm On Mar 11, 2013
Dr kul: Ist to comment
I think Seun and his mods should urgently STOP this 1st,2nd etc nonsense. I'm so much addicted to this forum, but whenever anybody display this crass childhood behaviour, i get really p*ssed off. No right thinking person will support the nonsensical posts. This forum has gone far beyond looking for whom will make the first comment. Children should go and start their own forum!
PoliticsRe: Joe-Okei Odumakin Awarded U.S Woman Of Courage Award For 2013 by Elnuk34(m): 11:21am On Mar 11, 2013
mosquitoNet: Congratulations! First to comment, dancing and singing michael jackson's bad *yeah u knw I'm baad, I'm baad, u knw me, u knw me 2x* cool
Ewu. brainless thing, grow up and get a life!
PoliticsRe: Fashola May Reopen Ladipo Market Before Weekend by Elnuk34(m): 12:39pm On Mar 09, 2013
Akpa ife: Lawyer my foot
Mbel! Do you know that all your governor's(Rochas) certificates are through correspondence and affidavit, ewu!
PoliticsRe: Azazi, Yakowa Killed By Human Error – Navy by Elnuk34(m): 4:43pm On Mar 08, 2013
zees: Third to comment
You're very stup*d,mbel! chicken brain
PoliticsImo Assembly To Impeach Deputy Governor Over N458m Contract Scam by Elnuk34(op): 10:16am On Mar 08, 2013
The Imo State House of Assembly has passed a vote of no confidence on the state Deputy Governor, Mr. Jude Agbaso, necessitating the commencement of an impeachment move against him.

The vote of no confidence, it was gathered, was based on an allegation that Agbaso received the sum of N458 million as gratification from one of the major contractors in the state, Messrs JPROS International Nigeria Limited.

The gratification, according to the lawmakers, allegedly led to the abandonment of some road projects in the state.

Rising from a long sitting Thursday, the assembly during a committee of the whole, deliberated on the report of the adhoc committee instituted to investigate the cause of the stoppage and abandonment of work on the Owerri, Okigwe and Orlu municipalities.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/imo-assembly-moves-to-impeach-deputy-governor-over-n458m-contract-scam/141546/
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Vandalise Their Embassy In Senegal (Video) by Elnuk34(m): 10:53am On Mar 06, 2013
Mobsync: Why is they vandalised the embassy?
Bros are you speaking in tongue? Is that spanish or french?
NYSCYouth Corpers Asked To For Frog Jumb For Coming Late To NYSC Nasarawa Camp by Elnuk34(op): 10:19am On Mar 06, 2013
I find this totally out of order. After late collection of their call-up letters, the stress of traveling long distances and the threat of Boko Haram in their minds. These so call military officers make these guys go through this! This is pathetic!
SOURCE: http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/166863_photos-youth-corpers-asked-to-frog-jump-for-coming-late-at-nasarawa-state-nysc-camp

BusinessRe: N100 Monthly Charge On First-Bank ATM Withdrawals by Elnuk34(m): 9:51am On Mar 05, 2013
disboy: Guy, u funny oo, this little things spice d forum, but sum saddist will b calling 4 theur ban.
WHAT IS FUNNY ABOUT THE GARBAGE HE SPEWED? NONSENSE!
CrimeRe: Grandmother Found Dead After Meeting Nigerian Lover by Elnuk34(m): 4:58pm On Mar 04, 2013
youmour: Ok being the 1st to comment on dis sensitive gist,dis oyibos wud neva learn,neva trust a bloody nigerian over the internet...I'm Nigerian by the way..heck don't trust me
Imbel,do you've to bring your first to comment nonsense before you type. Grow up!
CelebritiesRe: Caption This Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji And Ay Comedian by Elnuk34(m): 12:57pm On Mar 01, 2013
gramci: The expression on fair girl's face be like say AY de put his right hand inside something cheesy
Ibinabo Fiberesima
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Signs 2013 Budget Into Law by Elnuk34(m): 10:05am On Feb 27, 2013
Rexsul: Third 2 comment...wots my prize undecided
Please the moderator should strongly discourage this 1st, 2nd, 3rd nonsense, this forum is for adults not for KIDS. It can be very irritating. Close the door in annoyance!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Can't Sack Maina – Presidency by Elnuk34(m): 4:02pm On Feb 15, 2013
tomakint: A real respecter of the rule of law, ride on President Jonathan! Most Nigerians are fond of crying more than the bereaved, as if we have no laid down rules that can be consulted. I am with the Presidency on this cool Let the rule of law prevails!
The 40 laptops are really justifying their pay. Rule of law my foot. Is it not this same president that removed the president of the court of appeal by fiat. Up till now, the man is yet to be re-instated. What a country and a president.
TravelRe: Pictures Of Oshogbo, Osun State by Elnuk34(m): 6:15pm On Sep 01, 2012
Dejohnbull: Guy take a visit to (chrisdera hotel Omoku), Obrikom gas turbine, Ebocha Agipgasplant, Uguta oil lake, sabmiller brew Onitsha, & see the value of tour.
Can anybody be of help, i intend to go and spend one weekend in Onitsha, any hotel you can recommend? Please it should be free of kidnappers and armed robbers.
Jokes Etc7 Best Selling Books In Town. by Elnuk34(op): 4:33pm On Aug 25, 2012
7 BEST SELLING BOOKS IN TOWN.
1. How 2 keep ur marriage by Rev Kris Okotie.
2. Value of family planning by 2face Idibia.
3. How 2 live in peace by Boko Haram.
4. Say NO 2 corruption by James Ibori.
5. My luv 4 America by Osama Bin-Laden.
6. Beauty tips by Olusegun Obasanjo.
7. Grammar made easy by Patience Ebele Jona...
Jokes EtcRe: Dame Patience - My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth by Elnuk34(m): 12:46pm On Aug 06, 2012
Elueme: Did you hear the first lady muttered that sentence? Which media interviewed her with evidence pls. Till then you can choose to add to your woes by inflicting headache and hypertension on your apparent health why the woman is busy establishing herself as an authority.. But how is her diction and English supposed to be your problems? Since you are so polished in English why haven't you written your own dictionary.
Bros you're making your job too obvious.
Jokes EtcRe: Dame Patience - My Husband Is The Best Couple On Earth by Elnuk34(m): 12:46pm On Aug 06, 2012
Elueme: Did you hear the first lady muttered that sentence? Which media interviewed her with evidence pls. Till then you can choose to add to your woes by inflicting headache and hypertension on your apparent health why the woman is busy establishing herself as an authority.. But how is her diction and English supposed to be your problems? Since you are so polished in English why haven't you written your own dictionary.
Bros you making your job too obvious.
PoliticsRe: World Bank Extends $200m Infrastructure Loan To Nigeria by Elnuk34(m): 5:09pm On Aug 02, 2012
Hahaha, can you remember somebody collected 1% of that $30B without us knowing the person till today. Nigeria i hale the.
Joey82: Surprisingly, we are collecting these loans under the watch of NOI who struggled so hard to get us out of the other debt regime.
Why lead us down that path again?
PoliticsRe: World Bank Extends $200m Infrastructure Loan To Nigeria by Elnuk34(m): 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2012
No wonder our dearest president said he won't make his asset public. More money for the boys. I pity this country.
SportsRe: Pictures of Arsenal Players In Nigeria by Elnuk34(m): 11:11am On Jul 30, 2012
What an insult on we the die supporters of Arsenal in Nigeria. Can they try this rubbish in any European country. To add salts to injury, some clowns still have time to go and wash this charade. RUBBISH!
PoliticsRe: Abati Sidelined? : Doyin Okupe Hired As SSA Public Afairs by Elnuk34(m): 9:45am On Jul 27, 2012
Madam and presido should know that bad market na bad market anyday. Who do they even take us for? A bunch of dummies or what? I'm really sick of this God forsaking country where absurdity is the order of the day. What a pity!
Jokes EtcRe: Mallam No Be Mumu Joor! :D by Elnuk34(m): 5:54pm On Jun 22, 2012
You try!
Jokes EtcRe: If Your Girlfriend Ask You Of This Five(5) Tins, Pls What Will U Do by Elnuk34(m): 4:23pm On Jun 18, 2012
check her background well, she must be from a very retched sorry 'rich' family. thank God for you.
Jokes EtcRe: Retro: Old Skool Good Classic Jokes (blast From The Past) by Elnuk34(m): 4:17pm On Jun 18, 2012
I can't laugh enough, please more!
PoliticsRe: Rate This Photo Of GEJ In Air Force Regalia by Elnuk34(m): 11:33am On Oct 13, 2011
Please I want to know your opinion concerning this hunky guy that always in military uniform at the back of the president whenever he is delivering an address. I thought we've put the military era behind us.
Jokes EtcLie Lie Family by Elnuk34(op): 10:42am On Oct 13, 2011
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie . he decided to test it at dinner:
Dad: Son where were you today during school hours ?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
Son: Okay I was watching pokemon.
Dad: What? When I was your
age I didn't even know about pokemon (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahaha ! after all he is your son(robot slaps mom)

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