₦airaland Forum

frankolett:
He was recently employed as a supervisor in one hotel at alimosho LGA Lagos State. According to him, the work load is tedious because apart from supervising, he also handles their account. He was surprise when his MD says his salary will be 15k for first 3moth after which it will be increased to 20k. Going off will be twice in a week and his house is Stone throw to the hotel. How can he possible accept this offer as a graduate of Accounting . Pls advice

Demmocrats:
Only in three months my sai buhari's corruption war has recovered money that is enough to do next years budget.



Imagine what will happen in 3 years



Nigeria will be great again if he continues like this his 8 years will be better than all the years of previous government multiples to the power of ten and summed together



nice you ended your statement with a , makes us sure you are joking






Sai Baba

eleko1:
In a country where thing work out well,Dis Hepopotamus shud be in prison by now..

muri4mig:
dat first picture though it got me peeing in my pant. she is robustly endowed. wishing her happy marriage life with her Capt husband. however, she is old ooo. may be i am wrong about her.

Velocitron:
Such wickedness. I wish her a speedy recovery and an amazing life away from that monster. I was in a fire myself two months ago, still trying to adjust to the change in my appearance

shizzy7:
I will go and count my tops now BUT the rest are Private and Confidential ..

shizzy7:
I Am Ready To Declare My Assets,,
I Have
*3 Lipstick
*2 Brown powder
*5 Bags
*11 Gowns
*13 jeans trousers
*4 Shoes
*1 Phone
*1 PC
*Waec certificate
AND
*A dormant Account with Union Bank

I Need change

NgeneUkwenu:
[size=14pt]This is strictly for the Wailing Wailers!!![/size]

laivwire:
The day I was converted to an IPhone from Android was when I ran a particular game on my Htc same time with my cousin who uses an IPhone 4. The difference in gameplay was stunning I just had to switch. Today I have over 5 Apple products.

For brevity's sake, I will just list some of the features that makes me still to an IPhone 5 till date.

1. Screen: is simply stunning. Gorilla glass that is scratch resistant and displays vivid colours. Other phones that display same are quite few.

2. Compact size: why lug a 5" slate around when a 4" will do just fine and still packs enough features. It even makes the resolution better. This I have compared with note4 and Samsung Galxy S5 screens.

3. The processor handles anything. Fluid performance. Simply!

4. Apps? Enough! There are hardly any very interesting game on Android that's not present on Apple, IMHO though but I'm open to correction

5. Ease of use: ever wondered how Apple phones get to thrive with just one button? While Android still packs 3 till date.the gesture options are just more than enough and you get by anything easily.

6. Compatibility: I use Xender apps, use Vlc to download movies and music online: free.


Lastly, it's timeless, the same hardware design has been held for over 10 years, no need to upgrade each and every time, sell and resell, just upgrade software and you are good to go.

I'll stop here for now. Thanks
Jailbreaking is quite unnecessary if you really want to enjoy your iPhone

RemyMartins:
Money Must Be Spent

emamos:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/189429-nigerians-will-soon-see-the-change-i-promised-buhari.html
lalasticlala

Keneking:
Ok

It is incomplete not to add the following;

1. Peter Obi (ex-governor Anambra State)
2. Allison Maduekwe (ex- Minister of Petroleum)
3. Okonjo Iweala (Dr.) (ex- Minister of Finance)
4. Musiliu Obanikoro (ex- Minister of State for Defence and foreign affairs II)
5. Chinedu Nebo (Prof.) (ex. Minister of Power)
6. Theodore Orji (ex-governor of Abia State)
7. Akpabio (ex-governor of Akwa-Ibom)


to mention a few...

Awesomeking:
hope you know that gworo is kolanut and kolanut is very popular in igboland,infact igbo people break kolanut before every meeting,wedding etc...

Gworo (cola nitida) -- also called oji gworo (a tolerated tautology, since gworo is Hausa for "oji" -- is the abundant and commercial variety consumed in ECOWAS region. Gworo is more disease-prone, but it is readily available and less expensive. [b]It has more cream-colored varieties, which Ndiigbo do not regard as anything near the rare and valued cream-colored "oji ugo." In fact, gworo is neither used to welcome a titled man nor in Igbo rituals.

ilobasama:
That woman forehead fit burst leather ball ....congrats

stjudas:
Good day people. I am a Corps member of 2015 batch A. I have a girlfriend in her third year in school. Sincerely, I love her but she's hell bent on getting married. I am far from ready and there is this guy she dated few years back for few months before he traveled to India. This guy is really disturbing my girl, promising to marry her as soon as he returns to Nigeria next month. In fact, Dec. 30 has been scheduled for Introduction. Now my problem isn't her leaving me, but for the wrong person. I suspect he's a very bad guy and would make her cry. I tried convincing her to wait for better man even if it wasn't going to be me that all I cared about was her happiness. So, fellow Nairalanders how do I convince her and what way is best to go about this? Below is a message I sent her on Facebook and all she replied was "thank you," and soon she called me and started crying. I inquired why she was crying but she said she doesn't know and hung up. Pls, no insults. Don't tell me I should be thinking of how to get a job or start a small business 'cause it's all in my plans. Your contributions will be appreciated. Thanks.
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JUST BEFORE DECEMBER 30.

Bury this little piece in your heart, I took my time to write it for you. It's no cynicism so don't get it twisted. Marriage is a lifetime commitment; once you're in, you're in. Don't ignore the warning signals, it could be very fatal.

1. COURT HIM AGAIN: Don't assume he's the cool guy you use to know. Try courting him for 8 to 12 months before you tie the knot. Remember, he's been outside the country, gathered a handful of experiences and the resultant of this experiences will greatly determine his new personality, either for better or for worse. Ignoring or failing to take this one step is worst of all things you would ever do.

2. BE SURE OF WHAT HE DOES:
Go beyond your emotions and look with your mind's eyes. Can you trust what he tells you he does for a living? Have you sought an answer to these questions: How does he send his goods to Nigeria? Who receives the bales of clothes he sends in and who sells them and how does he get his money back? Through PayPal, Western Money Union Transfer or what? Investigate to be sure it's true.
When he's not sending clothes to Nigeria what does he do? Does he have a part-time job or own a business in India? If a part-time time job, what's the name of the company he works for and what position does he occupy. What are his job functions? If he owns a business, what kind.
Ask him how much he makes and see if it's in coherence with how much you think he's worth. Ask him these question and many more you can think of in quick succession, with that aura of intelligence of one who works with the FBI. Don't give him a chance to think! Just quickly throw the questions at him.
Observe if he's nervous or cool when giving answers. Compare all the information he provides with your previous knowledge of him and make your judgement. Trust your intuition!

3. PROMISES MAY NEVER BE FULFILLED:
Yes, he promised to make you Manager of his current business so he could move into importation of automobile spare parts. Be sure he will do this. Never you assume or just believe, it's not the Gospel after all. Compel him (though you do not have the right to) to start, maybe, a smaller business for you. If he cheerfully does, it could be an indicator that he will do bigger things. Do you still remember what the Bible says: He that is faithful in little is faithful in much.

4. DISCUSS THE MARGINS:
You are a woman, I believe, with dreams and goals. A savvy young girl poised for greatness, whose primary function as a wife is not to mop the floor, wash dishes, cook good foods and make babies. You've got a career life and a margin should be drawn between it and your marital life. I also believe you got goals to accomplish before you turn 30. Ask him how he intends to help you achieve those goals.

5. NEVER GIVE IN TO PRESSURE:
I understand the pressure by the African society on her girl child in getting married. It isn't your last chance, Baby. You are beautiful, intelligent and people tend to like you. You know this. I remember you once told me, "I no be bad market." Appreciate yourself and never take that step except you are sure you want to. The future holds a lot.

6. YOUR DAD, YOUR COUNSELOR:
I have not had the opportunity to meet with any of your parents, but somehow from what I have learned, dad is shrewder than mum (I'm not a diviner. It's just an opinion. I could be wrong). Discuss your man with him expressing the fears and confidence you have in him (your man), I'm sure he (dad) will have something very useful to tell you. Never ignore his advice.

7. AFTER THE WEDDING:
Don't get married to a ghost who will leave you for another woman in an unknown country for years in the guise of searching for endless business opportunities. I know of a victim, my mum’s best friend, then. She got married to a man, a US Naval Officer, in Owerri, in December 2001. The wedding was the talk of town as cash was lavished. The young man traveled back to the States early February 2002 promising her to come see her once in a while. The lady pleaded to go with him but he insisted that it won't be necessary as he plans to return home and start up a new life with her soon. He traveled back and that's all the lady and my mum saw of him. You think he could be dead? NO! He was seen shopping in Las Vegas in early 2013 by one of the friends of the lady who attended the wedding and had traveled to the city.

8. THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT:
I don't have anything much to say here. It is your life, your decision. Always be true to yourself and your findings about him. Remember to trust your judgement. Your decision is ultimate.

Consider the eight points critically before December 30. I wish you the best marriage can offer. I love you. Have a nice day.

awesomesossy:
Dogs...whew ...I hate dat animal with a passion....unfortunately we have about four dogs in my house ..... one of the days I ll neva forget was d fifteenth day of December 2008 ...I went to visit my friend..wanted to know how her result was....d gate wasn't locked...so I gallantly entered d compound nd locked d gate....den walked majestically towards the door of the house...actually I neva knew dey had a dog...wen I got close to d door and was about to knock...a big dog( dnt know d breed) came out from nowhere and start barking ...out of fear I ran...mehn d dog chased me....i was running round d compound...sha sha to cut d long story short...by the tym my friend came out she found me at d top of her gate skirtless....while d chase was on ,d dog bit my skirt nd held on to it even while I climbed d gate in fear....d bad part was dat one of her brodas dat I was crushing on was there to c me on my purple pant

Greyworld:
Smtin big for Dr Onu, smtn lyk what?
Hand of the president? Or deputy vice president?

iamtheconjee:
Hunger I better beg my friends for cash than do some nasty low rep job. abeg.

Meiji:
You didn't mention the fact that he was in the kangaroo court that sentenced Ken Saro-Wiwa to death?