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Crime › Re: Man Kills His Roommate In Bayelsa, Sells Body Parts To A Pastor For Ritual by elonize(m): 9:47am On May 27, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




This is becoming very rampant.
Last two weeks, I was invited by my pastor's wife for deliverance from insanity.

At night while sleeping, this woman grabbed my manhood. It was God that saved me that I wasn't deep asleep. i jumped up and ran home for dear life that night; the only thing on my mind being that she obviously wanted to sever my preek for miracle-making rituals.

When I got home, it dawned on me that I was very hasty. It was true that Hanty wanted my preek for rituals, but it wasn't for that type of ritual. She just wanted some of it to satisfy the Oracle in between her thighs.

Sadly, till today; I'm still mad.
una don start with lies
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 And 2017 Graduates How Have You Been Coping? by elonize(m): 8:43am On May 27, 2021
tegafej:
I don't have all the answers though but I know there are ways to sow too. I do follow Oyedopo's teaching on sowing and it worked for me.

Maybe you should listen to his messages.

Cos I'm a living witness
believe me,have sown for open doors... I've done dat.
Now dose ppo not sowing at all,will start to brag about their act of defiance not to show.I have a frnd,she's a winners member, but she has never sown any seed in d church
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 And 2017 Graduates How Have You Been Coping? by elonize(m): 8:13pm On May 26, 2021
tegafej:
Lemme share my story... It may help.

I graduated in 2016, served 2017 and there life started. I hustled a teaching job of 40K and home lessons of about 45K per month. During this period of about 9 monhts, I saved up about 300K or so and started my MSc in UniPORT.

Cos I knew I had no family funding for the programme, I went all out hustling. I taught my course mate courses and assisted them with their assignments for cash. I made sure I came out as the best so I can sell my sell to them so that they would know my capacity for referral.

I built my research skills that helped me open a consulting firm after finishing the programme. It started small but we are making tremendous progress.

Most importantly, I started taking God seriously. I changed church to Winners chapel followed the teachings and started giving and sowing recklessly.

Things turned out so amazing that I send money home to support them and live comfortably well.

I'm literally earning projected annual earnings in a Month currently.

It's been God all the way.

Lesson:

Put in work... Look an opportunity to provide paid service and stop focusing on job hunting.

Get serious with God and sow seeds like mad. It work bro!

All the best!
u know how many seeds I sowed during my npower days because I blive in it.d under world ppo do sacrifice. So ppo of light shud do it n also I've heard sm testimonies. But now ,it seems as if tinz are even tighter.
I dont know wat to think,I just concluded I won't b sowing again,no matter wat.let wat I've planted grow.
Sm ppo may laf at me for doing dis,its not fair.der r sm ppo dey will never sow as little as 1k,dey won't try it..I hope God's seeing dis.. Let him put dem to shame
Career › Re: Learn How To Earn In Dollars (free Course) by elonize(m): 9:25pm On May 23, 2021
How sir /ma
Wen will u start?
Career › Re: Learn How To Earn In Dollars (free Course) by elonize(m): 9:25pm On May 23, 2021
How sir /ma
Business › Re: Stop Wasting Your Money On App That Won't Make Money For You. by elonize(m): 7:26pm On May 23, 2021
updatefly33:
Stop wasting your money for App development that won't last for one week.

Get paid just for clicking ads, no investment needed, 100% real just like Google Admob and without the use of VPN and no fear of account getting banned. Very legitimate and pays you directly to your local bank exactly like google Admob.


https://www.blockchaintechsystem.com/2021/05/23/pay-per-click-make-over-1000-with-star-click-2/
how legit is dis?
Business › Re: Stop Wasting Your Money On App That Won't Make Money For You. by elonize(m): 7:24pm On May 23, 2021
How legit is dis?
Politics › Re: CNN Shares Lekki Shooting Video: EndSARS by elonize(m): 1:15pm On Nov 19, 2020
ModelX:
CNN this is weak reporting and y'all are fast going the way of saharareporters and gossip mill.
You had no reporters at the scene, which is the first crap. Then you take reports from non-credible sources and keep repeating some hogwash about "metadata". Crap. What I saw you show wasn't even metadata in the technical sense. You lost me there, to be frank. AND, in any case, anybody can easily edit metadata, for your information.
When did 12-foot muzzle flashes turn to 'shooting into the crowd'?
Man, I'm dissapointed. I can't believe that the CNN we all respected growing up has turned into a fake news channel. Just like Twitter. All for clout. This social media will be the ruin of us all, I swear.
u no see as u no get sense who told u der was no reporter der at d scene ,a channel's reporter was der,he manage escape, n besides if ders no reporter,cant u see pictures, n live stream going on...
If say u dey near me
,we for don dey fight now...u b senseless big brown cow
Romance › Re: Why Majority Of Men Delay In Getting Married Nowadays by elonize(m): 3:31pm On Nov 07, 2020
denjjy:
Nigeria is not just a country where a youth would think the next step to take is to lead a lady to the alter. if you must settle down as a youth in this country, you need to be financially and materially bouyant. I usually gets dejected anytime I think about been single at my age, but what will I do, I can't kill myself na. I've been deserted twice by ladies who I promised marraige but couldn't wait any longer because of the delay. Graduated since 2016 and still living in my parent's house, recieves #15000 monthly from a private firm, tell me; considering the hyper inflation in our country today and the bizarre cost of living, can #15000 cater for a family for a month? absolutely no. I know we are in this messful country together, let's hope 9ja go better one day
don't b dejected..nobi ur fault, mehn I don even analyze am.in my own case,it won't b possible but 1tin is for sure,I don start another way,which I believe say I fit dey use am see light.try Google n find out how u fit hammer with cryto currencies gather d money, try osusu,u fit use am do forex...reason in dis line...n pray to God o
Romance › Re: Why Majority Of Men Delay In Getting Married Nowadays by elonize(m): 3:03pm On Nov 07, 2020
WeRblessed:
Sorry to say this as a woman, but please my brother, don't marry a woman without a job or handwork. If all she can offer is sex, cook and clean dump her!
my dear,I told my mum dat I won't marry a liability, if she no get work she go get handwork.
My mum just say who tell u say na by dat 1,sm fit get handwork n nor still contribute to d family. My eyes cm dey shine.last last,I resigned to leaving it in God's hands
Romance › Re: Why Majority Of Men Delay In Getting Married Nowadays by elonize(m): 2:35pm On Nov 07, 2020
400billionman:
The funny thing with the ladies is immediately you want to strike a conversation with them, they will frown their faces. Once you drop a story and mention million in it, they start smiling at you.

This thing about sleeping with women after giving them food is true.

I was chatting up this young fed govt employee, she was just giving me negative responses. Saying stupid things that were degrading. I struck a date with her and fed her after work one day. For the first time in her life, she initiated a call to me.

I went home like a gentle man after the date. Next thing, she is in my house trying to sleep with me. Her girlfriend even texted her asking her if we have started the action. We were using her phone when the msg dropped. Meaning she informed her friend that she was going to sleep with a new guy.

Ladies.

Most girls dont have good priorities. The crave for comfort is what drives women. Stop blaming men for not getting married.
I dont know y I kip looking at d last line over n over again
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Nigerian Military Officers Ordered Shooting Of Protesters In Lekki by elonize(m): 10:09pm On Oct 26, 2020
I checked to see d full interview, I couldn't see it,hope dis is true,cos I will so happy to d point I will cry
Politics › Re: Lekki Massacre: Forensic Analysis Proves Videos Of Killings Are Genuine by elonize(m): 11:12pm On Oct 24, 2020
Anybody wen dem don pay to dey talk trash,saying it was fake.wen ur children get to their age,they will suffer dsame fate...
Politics › Re: Lekki Massacre: Forensic Analysis Proves Videos Of Killings Are Genuine by elonize(m): 11:11pm On Oct 24, 2020
drlaykay:
I was at work and 2 people with gunshot wounds were brought to the hospital for treatment.

To all those defending this killing,they shall definitely suffer the same fate. The blood of the innocents shall speak against them
amen to dat
Politics › Re: Lekki Massacre: Forensic Analysis Proves Videos Of Killings Are Genuine by elonize(m): 11:03pm On Oct 24, 2020
OfficialAwol:
Shey you will bear children? Be careful lest the fate of those at lekki becomes the fate of your children
amen to dat
Politics › Re: Lekki Massacre: Forensic Analysis Proves Videos Of Killings Are Genuine by elonize(m): 10:44pm On Oct 24, 2020
OfficialAwol:
Aboki thinks we are still in 1967 when Nigerian soldiers committed atrocities against Biafrans and got away with it.

Hague awaits them.

From their Commander in Chief to the least idiot that fired the bullet.

Blood sucking demons!

And to think some people are here defending this atrocity makes me cringe.
guy u dey der,I'm putting it into prayer. So it will b fast..pmb n his minions will goto jail or better still,death sentence
Crime › Re: Lance Corporal Harrison Friday: Masked Soldier Apprehended By Nigerian Army by elonize(m): 4:44pm On Oct 21, 2020
Dey can't identify person with mask on
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce On EndSARS: 'I'm Heartbroken To See Senseless Brutality In Nigeria' by elonize(m): 4:32pm On Oct 21, 2020
Beyonce na fool,better shut up
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce On EndSARS: 'I'm Heartbroken To See Senseless Brutality In Nigeria' by elonize(m): 4:30pm On Oct 21, 2020
Kyase:
Hmm
See ba, all this Instagram and Twitter talk no go help anybody.
How e take help Americans when Trump ordered shooting on "peaceful" protesters?
You can't be a peaceful protesters and still be looting and burning places.
This protest should have ended since on Friday but, the front runners were enjoying their new fame.

RIP to the genuine peaceful protesters
The blood of the innocent will be on the following people

FG
LASG
Falz
Aisha yusufu
Wizkid
That witchcraft lesbian community.
Etc

Thank God Davido tried to calm the situation even before it gets bloody but he will insulted and called a Coward.


I'm with Tinubu on this.

Once again RIP to the innocent and genuine peaceful protesters.
I never knew u could b dis senseless
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde And Family Join #EndSARS Protest (Photos) by elonize(m): 4:52pm On Oct 16, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
#IStandWithOmotola.
we are now here to stand with anybody madam or oga,we are here to stand together
Crime › Re: Edo EndSARS Protesters Shot & Stabbed By Hoodlums (Photos, Video) by elonize(m): 4:37pm On Oct 16, 2020
If dey keep doing dis,nnn d youths arms demselves,we go know if thugs get power pass d ppo
Crime › Re: Private Security Teams At Ikeja & Lekki EndSARS Protest To Ward Off Thug Attacks by elonize(m): 8:19pm On Oct 15, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Nice.
My most happiest time of this protest was when I saw where the youths pursued Sowore alele...
They were shouting at him, "GO AWAY",
We don't want you here.
We don't want you or any politician.
GO away before we change am for you.
If you want to support us, go do so on twitter.... just GO AWAY!!
These are the ones that want a good and better Nigeria, not some criminals and fraudsters using protest as bojuboju.
Up Correct Naija Youths...
WE MOVEEEEEE!!!
are u serious,dem pursue am?
Crime › Re: EndSARS Protest Along Benin-Lagos Road by elonize(m): 8:17pm On Oct 15, 2020
Kingrefreshed:
Why is CNN,BBC,NBC and Aljezeera not carrying this protestshuh?
CNN own NATO witch hunt trump,dem never finish dat 1
Celebrities › Re: #EndSWART: Femi Kuti Joins Protesters In Alausa (Photos, Video) by elonize(m): 8:15pm On Oct 15, 2020
I wonder d set of ppo saying #endnigeria
Sense no really dey their head.
Crime › Re: Sanwo-Olu Unveils Identities Of Officers Who Brutalised Protesters by elonize(m): 8:07pm On Oct 15, 2020
prod1g:
Five- odd kickoff At 10pm TONGIHT;
whats-app me and get it;
0.9.0 9.5.1.0.0.7.6.2

Payment After Winning. I REPEAT DON'T MISS IT.
is dat so.payment after winning is a good deal
Romance › Re: Kingtblakhoc: Dating Maami Igbagbo Destroyed My Life & Career, Stole My N7.5M by elonize(m): 7:39pm On Sep 28, 2020
SirMichael1:
So upon all the porn this guy acted, upon all the scenes and actresses, na 7.5m naira he worth? Everything is now gone leaving him battling an undisclosed sickness.
wat,him no well? shocked
Romance › Re: Kingtblakhoc: Dating Maami Igbagbo Destroyed My Life & Career, Stole My N7.5M by elonize(m): 7:37pm On Sep 28, 2020
ProphetofOdin:
Sorry


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Romance › Re: I Am Scared My Girlfriend Could Be A Lesbian by elonize(m): 10:23am On Aug 10, 2020
biggy26:
Life isn't all about being freaky. Even adult star actors quit their jobs.
nor mind am...I pity those saying party's.... So if e marry her,n she has a female child,she will definitely teach her d doctrines na...I nor know if sm ppo sense dey their yanch.hahahahhahah
Career › Re: Is The Legal Profession As Lucrative As It Used To Be? by elonize(m): 12:26pm On Jul 18, 2020
Etinosa1234:
OP...are u a lawyer/Law student...

I'm a Law student and I have few years b4 I graduate but as of recent..I've been discouraged abt the course...The course is great alright but it's not in demand and I'm not ready to spend 5yrs and spending more than 300k in law school and get paid 20k a month.. So I'm learning a skill that will make way for me...
One reason that made me give up on the law profession is the fact that Law schools in Nigeria are churning out thousands of Lawyers in a country that has legal apathy. They'll prefer to "leave the matter to God" than to fight it in court hence depreciating the demand for lawyers
Another thing is that it's very competitive.... from what I've heard ..it takes a while to get to top of the ladder in the legal profession..abeg..I wan make my Papa quick enjoy the fruits of his labour
And the third reason I gave up was that my roommates in the hostel don dey call me charge and bail grin. I don dey reject am..So a whole me..A Law graduate that spent 6 years in school will be hanging around the court and be shouting "Bros u get case"
I've already decided that I'll just get the cert for people to know that I'm a graduate..

Simply my opinion...Don't disturb me
ur story funny o n at d same time its not,because 6yrs just go like dat,n sm illiterates will start saying dey r better Dan graduates.....so dis is d meaning of charge n bail... Ppo shud stop dis,sm1 no get office n dey need a case to survive, so Nigeria get problems apart from corruption
Crime › Re: Spicykvng Vee & Vivian: Lesbian Kills Her Partner In Delta Because Of A Man by elonize(m): 3:37pm On Jun 17, 2020
Mk una calm down...dis girl dat killed sm1 will b freed..dose lesbians with connection will free her

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