gabrywyl:

But you said you have coconut head just now

I said that you "thought my head resembles your own"(ie you have a coconut head) and that was why you called me coconut head.(Now simple English).

What's wrong today, Gaby?

Since you have coconut head and I don't,
we can't be twins.(simple Mathematics)

gabrywyl:

na waaa ohhh. . . . . See this Coconut head. . .

How do you see my head.
Ohh!
You thought my head resembles your own

Gaby,
Don't start now.

Gabrywyl,
How are you.
I hope everything is fine
My aim of writing this is to say HI.
(Sec. School Letter Format)

Now, do you love English.

Ok sister.
Is this one better or OK.
Gabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby.

tammyswits:

Rumpelstilkin Obasanjo.

Please,
What's the meaning of 'Rumpelstilkin'

gabrywyl:

Must you follow what everyone says? That could be not true ohhh

Ok Ma.
But it can also be true.

Do you love Mathematics.

tammyswits:

Just dropping by, no comment!

Please, are you from Ogun State.

gabrywyl:

Who says I be his mama? I can be just older than him does not mean I be his mama ohhh

MAMA calls her child my PIKIN.

If so, Calling somebody PIKIN means the "caller" is MAMA (Simple MAths)

Gabby, do you love Maths?

studio43:

just to say hello

Papa anata oyoyo

Sha,
Gabby, if he is the pikin
then i presume you are his MAMA.

Studio(Son)
Gabby(Mama)

Do you know MAths?
Let me try you.
NO EXPO!

SON, how old is MAMA.

studio43:

children playing ground

YES.
It is meant for CHILDREN only.
Studio why are you here.

Info let me ask you.
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Do you know what happened to that cock?[/size]

studio43:

to all my bad belles,

nor be my fault sey i better pass una, baba god don crown me king and nothing u guys fit do to stop me now.

@poster, tytylayor

u see me for dream? abi them send you

Why do you always think like that Oga Studio.
Anyway, I know Studio is for Painters and artists.
I don't know if it relates to what THEY are saying HERE.

agaba123:

Elos

ahuru m aka oru gi.
odide Igbo gi mara mma. A1

I na erotalum mgbe(oge) m na agu sekondiri skuul.
Ahuru m IGBO N'ANYA NKE UKUU.

ChinenyeN:


Elos, gbaghara m. Amaghi m Igbo Izugbe nkeoma. Ya emee, odi ihe ufodi m ga-ekwu n'abughi Igbo Izugbe, kama ana m agbalikwa idemma ya edemma.

Maka "that". . . gbaghara m ozo. Ihe m dira acho ide bu "then". Adira m acho ima otu aga esi kwuo "then" na Igbo Izugbe. My mistake.

A gbagharagom gi.(Accepted)
KEDUKWANU.

""THEN/THAT TIME"" putara ""MGBE AHU""
Otu okwu Igbo ga elonwu(obodo m) okwu bekee abuo.

Omumaatu:

I saw you THEN.======== Ahuru m gi MGBE AHU.

Odizi m ka m ano sekondiri

Creamish:

just curious. . . what happens when ucan't speak d language? are u still welcome in this thread?

Maka na isuru oyibo, m ga azayachi gi na bekee.(Request Granted)

Creamish, you are welcome.
You can speak Igbo if you learn it.
We have IGBO IZUGBE(Queen's Igbo ) and many OLUMBAs (Dialects not Igbo Pigins )

otele:

otele agbaala
unu ahula otele
lekwanu otele
otele mara mma i le anya . . . .

olee ejima m? (toshman)

.


OTELE MAN.
So anya kam ga na ele gi.
NNOO.

[center]
NDI IGBO MMAMANU.[/center]

ChinenyeN:

Ok. Ndeewo nu. Ihe m si juo bu ka m mara ihe "that" futara na Igbo Izugbe. Ndeewo nu.

Oh and Ghettochyk, happy belated birthday.

Igbo ekelee m unu oo! Udo diri anyi niile.

Futara "putara" bu Igbo Izugbe.

"that" bu ""nke"".

Anyi a natago ekele gi niile.
Udo dikwara gi.
NNOO.

Bia Iteun

If I pay fine again for laughing so hard,
I will collect that cheque from Jazzy and even your cheque book.

Laru juu.
Laru ka nwata amuru ohuru.
Anyu nta aghi ata gi taa. AMEN.
Ka o di ubochi ozo.

Showbobo

Open your mouth and talk.
I want to laugh real hard please.

Biko a bughi onye ozo.
Mana kam juo gi.
Odi nma ikpo mmadu chukwu kere eke iyi.

Ahuru na ichoro ima onye m bu.
Aham ma i bebinata ya bu Elos Agos.

Oyokormita gi na enyo m, m na agba o.
Okwa ima asu frenshi nke oma?

Ify dika aha(anyi na asukwa afa) ndi akuku mu.

ABU M EZIGBO ONYE IGBO.

Kadu maka gi.

Signature(bekee) siri

A HURU M GI N'ANYA, HUHA CHIM N'ANYI (olu onye kam suru)

Remember, it is only a matter of CHOICE!
Laugh small like this

Lawyer ?

Okija
I just said you should laugh small and then look for where to laugh the loudest

I did Sciences in Sec.
Me and Govt.(Constitution)

ifyalways:

Presido 1/FromUk obi adighim nma na ebe ino
ole ihe na ezuzu gi?
fiakwa gi,otondo biko kedu maka nnenne my sista? unu abuo di kpukpurikpu sef

Ifyalways
Biko nwayo.
Hu onye agbataobi gi n'anya dika onwe gi.
OTU IHUNANYA (one love)

Ndi Igbo ibe m DAALUNU.(Well done)

ghettochyk:

agaba


nna tankyu!!! odika owu sonso gi chetara m taa sef.

Asiri m kam cheta gi.
Iga enyekwa m achicha bekee nkem?

Abum ezigbo nwa ala Igbo.
Unu enwela iwe na obu kitaa(Now) kam na abia.
Imakwa nam e bookmark(o gini kam mere bekee) go ibe(page) website a(bekee osokwa).
Ihe Igbo niile na atom uto ka sugar na mmanu anu.

ifyalways:

ha
Romanus  
Otu "a" ozokwa?  

Ichoo isi OTUA ma o bu OTU AHU

Biko unu a na alatakwa ala Igbo anyi.
NDI IGBO DAALUKWANU.

@ "Ojuju Okija"

Guy go get it elsewhere if you don't find it HERE

princesa:

I LOVE THE WISDOM OF SOILDERS
INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM

It shouldn't be "INFACT I CAN DIE FOR THEM"

It should be "IN FACT I CAN GET KILLED BY THEM"

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Yes supporters club president[/size]

@Scopium
THEN you are the ode akwukwo (Secretary).
_{I no fit push you!}

My Guy checked his application page but didn't see his SCORE and ADMITTED COURSE OF STUDY, please, what's the problem.

Seun:

What does he want to do with the members

Don't tell me you don't know.
To make money ofcourse through GAd.

@Scopium & Infobaba

You now have a choice to leave or stay.