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Jokes Etc › Re: Read This You Go Laugh Tire by ElosAgos(m): 4:44am On Sep 27, 2008

No, it is not a benefit.
After the insects, you might turn around for more meat.
You are never satisfied, you know?

Jokes Etc › Re: Read This You Go Laugh Tire by ElosAgos(m): 4:41am On Sep 27, 2008

You never told me.
Anyway, I will find a job for you around here.

Ok!
Now I know why mosquitoes are not found around your place even when the place is dirty.
lol grin

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson In An Affair With Dbanj. by ElosAgos(m): 4:25am On Sep 27, 2008

SIMA,
That wonderful of you.
I would be grateful.
I would also love to learn Yoruba.

ifihearam:
To be very honest the yoruba movies are not only more interesting than english but also teaches a lot of sense and it is an high opener as well.But Sima i do not need a prophet to tell me that you are a yoruba person,please patronise other tribes you hear.That guy that wants to watch an igbo film please go look for Living in Bondage again and watch u hear. Lol

That's not funny.

@ALL
Be a patriotic and detribalized Nigerian.

Jokes Etc › Re: Read This You Go Laugh Tire by ElosAgos(m): 4:13am On Sep 27, 2008

gabrywyl:
hmmm. . . . make me feel like biting the poster ohhh. . . .

Your mouth would be full of meat if you try that.

One Undivided Love.

Education › Re: Waec Result 2008 Is Out by ElosAgos(m): 1:29am On Sep 27, 2008

Just go straight to www.waecdirect.org, enter your examination number, your card's serial number and your card's pin number.
Check out the next page you will see.
Wishing you good luck.

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson In An Affair With Dbanj. by ElosAgos(m): 1:22am On Sep 26, 2008

Yoruba films!
Anyway that's for those who understands Yoruba.
Do you know any cool Igbo film I could watch when I feel like watching movie

Jokes Etc › Re: Read This You Go Laugh Tire by ElosAgos(m): 1:02am On Sep 26, 2008

Hei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fadajasi:
What a bleeding slowpoke

Take it easy with the guy.

altavista:
Wetin You think say You be?The nigerian version of chris tucker?Guy,go get a life.
You heard.

You have the answer to your question, my guy.

Dclique:
Taking bout monkies,You look lika very stupid one right nw.i thnk You n ur monkey should go to da jokes section cus ur either naturally dumb or jst playing silly.

Welcome him first, then tell him where to post the thread.

gsolution:
One day a monkey said to his dad that why do we ugly this way

do you know what his dad said? " thank God we look like this " if you

the person reading this message you 'll laugh tire haba yeepa

you feel the message.

internetjunction..com

I didn't feel it completely, my guy.
Complete it.

Jtlyrics:
Guy, You well.?!

Only a doctor can give you the answer.

Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by ElosAgos(m): 12:46am On Sep 26, 2008

I saw many thing like etc. I just can tell you. See for yourself.

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 6:26am On Sep 25, 2008

I just my wrist watch so I would be glad if I have your time watch.
OH! Good Morning!!Good Sleep!!

sima:
*sighs*
i wannnna go to bed nw.
but we can always chat tomorrow. . pinky swear

I agreed. Tonight after another wonderful ride to the wonder paradise.

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 6:13am On Sep 25, 2008

I'm already sleeping.
A robot typed the first line.
Fine morning sleep then.
Stop signing, you will wake people from their peaceful sleep.

Jokes Etc › Re: Na By Force To Marry? by ElosAgos(m): 6:04am On Sep 25, 2008

That's Creativity

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 6:00am On Sep 25, 2008

No, it will be the best ever
*stops the car*
Login, lets chat:::::::I said

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 5:53am On Sep 25, 2008

*starts the car*
*increase the speed to 940kmph*
I hope you are still in the car.
Can you withstand the speed of the car my dear?

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 5:43am On Sep 25, 2008

*didn't talk*
*comes out of the water*
*moves back to the car*
*feels sleepy*
*feels tired*

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 5:36am On Sep 25, 2008

I'm there already, can't you see me?
Clue
Direction: Right

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 5:29am On Sep 25, 2008

_{To answer a question with a question.}
What do you want to happen?
Anything that can happen.
Maybe, look around.

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 5:09am On Sep 25, 2008

I received free, so I will give free.
I wouldn't mind, my dear

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 5:04am On Sep 25, 2008

I inherited it.
Would you borrow it after the ride??

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:54am On Sep 25, 2008

Paradise!!!!!!Paradise!!!!!!!!Paradise!!!!!!
The car have moved already and I could see you are already in.
Statistics
Speed: 450kmph
Direction: Right Direction
@showbobo
Wish those on board safest journey.
The journey is already safe and safer.

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:44am On Sep 25, 2008

@Sima
I dream a lot, so where specifically would you want to go.
You like Heaven?

@Showbaba
I'm still a MINOR.

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:33am On Sep 25, 2008

You are welcome.
Where would you like to go?

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:27am On Sep 25, 2008

Better than this too:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:24am On Sep 25, 2008*

showbobo:
If i post my picture for here ehn. . . . . . Inshort,I pity all of una sight

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:17am On Sep 25, 2008

ok
that is cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:10am On Sep 25, 2008

Some people dont chat or do they?
Sima?

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 4:06am On Sep 25, 2008

Ok Sima
Anyway social economics or home economics, all of them be ECONOMICS. grin

Opslag, you should click preview once and wait,

Jokes Etc › Re: Yearbook Pictures by ElosAgos(m): 3:59am On Sep 25, 2008

sima:
@gaby
showbobo doesnt want 2 disclose how handsome he looks

Sima,
I know that is ironical.
But those who study Economics are they always ~~cookers~~ cooks.

@Opslag
Posting two similar posts is prohibited in this Land.

Jokes Etc › Re: Gabrywyl Abrv Of A Wife.? by ElosAgos(m): 2:51am On Sep 24, 2008

Gabrywyl, ~~_{Queen bla bla bla}~~
Long Life the Queen and her Queendom
I hail

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Can I Meet U? by ElosAgos(m): 4:25am On Sep 19, 2008

The Sly:
Seun doesn't have time for small fries like you.
See talk, . . . . .Down to earth ko. . . . . .Ascend to heaven ni.

If you are a girl, I will say you are just jealous or among Seun's top 5. tongue

If you are a guy, it is either because she did look your way or you want her to terminate her journey prematurely. grin

Lysaa nne, cheesy

He can't get his eyes off your profile (Sorry oooooo)
Don't mind them, I'm with you.
''Keep going non stop''.

Jokes Etc › Re: Ibo Boy And Waec Examination by ElosAgos(m): 3:45am On Sep 19, 2008

That's funny grin

10-70 Alaba Internatioonal Market. ( see shops)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Can I Meet U? by ElosAgos(m): 2:41am On Sep 19, 2008

I think Seun have not replied because he haven't seen your profile.
Someone can break an engagement for only seeing your profile.
Anyway, Seun said that you should join in the line. He will consider all of you.

He is still planning his ONE-POINT ~~agenda~~ agendum, while our Presido is still drawing his 7-point agenda.
Anyway, more ~~grease~~ power to your elbow as you embark on this journey.
In case it doesn't work out well, pls don't hesitate to try other dons like _{me (still young)} if it must be dons.

Please, go for him now before offer closes.
GOODLUCK to you and him.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Girl In Awka To Keep My Company: I Am Here For Three Weeks. by ElosAgos(m): 2:13am On Sep 19, 2008

kolomental crass

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