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Jokes Etc / Re: How Many Days by ElosAgos(m): 7:28am On Oct 14, 2008
ituen:



cast: Men (showbobo, infobaba, scopium, daniluv, gentlefcuk)
Woman (Jazzy)

Warning:
You are looking for trouble.
Jokes Etc / Re: 8 Amazing Holes! by ElosAgos(m): 7:55am On Oct 11, 2008
Gabby
Why did you invert the order?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ElosAgos(m): 12:23am On Oct 10, 2008
You forgot

2 Ogbunigwes.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ElosAgos(m): 12:17am On Oct 10, 2008
What will be the fate of the loser.

Anyway I don't think there will be a loser.

The predict a DRAW in the match.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ElosAgos(m): 12:09am On Oct 10, 2008
@Okija_juju

If you want a live coverage, send your own TV crew to cover the whole show for you grin
That Naija 4 you.

Royal Rumble?

What is ROYAL in that show?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by ElosAgos(m): 11:57pm On Oct 09, 2008
Okija_juju:

Abeg I no dey lagos, but I fit watch the fight on pay per veiw??

You are welcome.
Send your favorite TV to the venue then while I go and book the services of medical teams.
It's going to be a big clash.
Jokes Etc / Re: Gifts To The Old Mother by ElosAgos(m): 11:49pm On Oct 09, 2008
Bbeee:

lol, cheesy cheesy cheesy lovely one poster grin

SAM MILLA:

see, this one dey call me poster.
make i no catch u there.

Sam,
What are you?

Bbee, do you mean POSTER colour?

It's only a question.
Education / Re: Is 2008/2009 Neco Results Released? by ElosAgos(m): 11:09pm On Oct 09, 2008
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Education / Re: Tansian University, Umunya, Anambra State On Top! by ElosAgos(m): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2008
Great Nigerian Students

[size=14pt][center]GREAT[/center][/size]
Education / Re: Checking Uniben Post Ume Result by ElosAgos(m): 2:09pm On Oct 09, 2008
Guy, just visit this website
https://uniben.waeup.org/apply_admission/pume

Accept the Certificate and then enter your data and the next page is what you are looking for.
Reply when it is done.
Education / Is 2008/2009 Neco Results Released? by ElosAgos(m): 7:43am On Oct 09, 2008
2008/2009 NECO results have been RELEASED.

I don't think so.

When will it be released?

Modified
Education / Re: UNIBEN Post Ume Result,any news? by ElosAgos(m): 12:49am On Oct 06, 2008
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nairalander Pix by ElosAgos(m): 5:01am On Oct 03, 2008
@Poster
You should get a written and dully signed papers from the owner of that profile.
Also, remember that this website has a copyright.
And you should also apologize for the inconveniences you might have caused this guy.
UNDERSTAND!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Prayer For The New Month by ElosAgos(m): 7:49am On Oct 01, 2008
@InfoB

You have started again.
What sort of prayer is that.
If that's what you pray for always, please you better stop praying. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by ElosAgos(m): 2:29am On Oct 01, 2008
@Lysaa

Add this rules to those ones.
You should not repeat a rule to a follow N.Lander ie Don't duplicate rules grin
You should not repeat similar smileys grin


Ok, back to the topic.

Lysaa, I suspect somebody.
Now, who is that?
Culture / Re: Simple Yoruba Words / Phrases And Sentences? by ElosAgos(m): 5:42am On Sep 30, 2008
bawomolo:

ok pele anty

That is better.
But, must you insult somebody even if that person is your junior or not.
I think we should all learn how to respect one another.
ONE LOVE, my brothers and sisters.

Anyway Anty,
what is "pele"?
Culture / Re: Simple Yoruba Words / Phrases And Sentences? by ElosAgos(m): 5:32am On Sep 30, 2008
Ok,

What about these?

I hope you are fine/well?
Greet everybody for me.
Thank God.
See you tomorrow.

bawomolo:

school is ile iwe.  a bush woman like u should know that

@Bawolo

Please don't insult our teacher.
If you want to take over from her, get a permit from our PRINCIPAL who unfortunately to you is the person you are insulting.
You better apologize now.

@Ruby_Pearl

Please don't mind him.
He is one of them damaging the image of our education.
Imagine him insulting a teacher.
I want to catch a brief rest, we will continue tomorrow please.
Culture / Re: Simple Yoruba Words / Phrases And Sentences? by ElosAgos(m): 4:41am On Sep 30, 2008
You missed out
My name is "Elos":

Another set.

I will come tomorrow?
Are you in school?
Culture / Re: Simple Yoruba Words / Phrases And Sentences? by ElosAgos(m): 4:27am On Sep 30, 2008
@Ruby_Pearl

Ese n (very much)

Thanks for trying.
Please bring some more.

You are welcome
I am fine.
I need you help.
My name is Elos.
Culture / Re: Simple Yoruba Words / Phrases And Sentences? by ElosAgos(m): 4:07am On Sep 30, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

Siena, can you plz break it down?
More phrases like. . . .in wht category.
I mean, am just posting anything. be more specific jor.

Jor- please tongue

Please, you can choose any category for we students.
Words like Thank you
God bless you.
I will be there soon.
How is your family.
How is everything.
Education / Re: UNIBEN Post Ume Result,any news? by ElosAgos(m): 9:52pm On Sep 29, 2008
Thanks guy.
Education / Re: Waec Releases May/june 2008 Ssce Results! by ElosAgos(m): 9:37pm On Sep 29, 2008
deleson  :

Mama Oh!,after many prayers and embellishments from micro sheets and , you acquired all of these xcellent results, that's splendid,
But how come that your name has not been published in the media and flanged every where,for people to behold a precious gem in the scholarstic world,

Guy, the time haven't reached for that.

@Trilla

That is a great result if you were really the ONLY one who wrote the examination.
I mean without co-operation from any person.
Education / Re: Waec Releases May/june 2008 Ssce Results! by ElosAgos(m): 9:22pm On Sep 29, 2008
Please, tell WAEC to replace those OUTSTANDINGS with real Grades.
Outstanding doesn't mean its literal meaning in Nigeria.
Jokes Etc / Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by ElosAgos(m): 8:01am On Sep 29, 2008
Best Joke of the Month is coming up soon.
Application is needed for the best jokes of the month.
Someone should nominate this one.
WILL YOU?
Education / Re: UNIBEN Post Ume Result,any news? by ElosAgos(m): 7:31am On Sep 29, 2008
They said they are moving their servers today Mon. 29.
I don't know if they will move it to their result database.
Let's pray so because I am just tired of waiting.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson In An Affair With Dbanj. by ElosAgos(m): 4:48am On Sep 27, 2008
I ask myself, you ask yourself.

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