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Health / Re: India To Produce Coronavirus Vaccine That Works On Monkeys by Elove1: 6:59pm On Apr 28, 2020
I don't understand, are they doing vaccine competition for monkeys.

This people are just beating around the bush, they should just go straight to the point nah..unless they want monkeys to take over this planet..omo na planet ape

Please don't quote me, if you don't have the vaccine.

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Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend For A Serious Relationship That Might Lead To Marriage by Elove1: 1:02pm On Apr 26, 2020
Op needs someone he will be fuking ..give that man a pussy
Romance / Re: Lockdown: Suicide Case Becoming Rampant (photos by Elove1: 1:00pm On Apr 26, 2020
He died eating poison wire
Romance / Re: Are U Bored? Read This Jokes by Elove1: 12:58pm On Apr 26, 2020
Nigerian is a joke
Romance / Re: Lockdown: Couple Gets Married In Their Compound In Kaduna State (See Photos) by Elove1: 12:57pm On Apr 26, 2020
Joke apart..this is how marriage is suppose to look like.

I pray that this lockdown, change our mindset on things that are not worth it..
Romance / Re: Pls Am I The Only One That Watch Titanic And Didn't Cry by Elove1: 12:54pm On Apr 26, 2020
If watching Nigeria in this crisis couldn't make you cry bro, you are finished

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Religion / Re: When Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by Elove1: 10:17am On Apr 26, 2020
The conclusion of the whole thing: Give your life to christ

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Elove1: 9:15am On Apr 26, 2020
I have realized that people are just anti Christians for no good reason, I spit on them.

They complained that pastors don't give out to societies, they prove them wrong by giving out massively to the less privilege.
They complain again that pastors should heal corona virus victim. Lo and behold apostle is already planing to do that, yet this dumb fools in this forum are still finding faults in that..

Lesson in life: Do whatever pleases you, you can't please everyone.

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Sports / Re: Nadine Goncalves Dumps Tiago Ramos Because He Is Gay by Elove1: 12:03pm On Apr 25, 2020
I am having that awkward feeling that this guy is fixing neymar and the mum

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Sports / Re: Javier Zanetti: Taribo West's Prayer Sessions Frustrated Us by Elove1: 11:49am On Apr 25, 2020
To any gal reading this, you will get pregnant this year

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Health / Re: Another COVID-19 Patient Dies In Borno by Elove1: 11:08am On Apr 23, 2020
Any one reading this,won't die untimely this year ijn.

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Names 7 Fighters He Wants To Face Before Retirement by Elove1: 8:44am On Apr 21, 2020
I forget what to write..but peace be into us
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Sex Workers Lament As Clients Shun Their Services by Elove1: 3:39pm On Apr 16, 2020
Mtcheww after trying so hard to comment on the first page..see where I have landed.

Na who see food chop de think about sex..

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Crime / Re: Security Agencies Kill 18 Nigerians During Lockdown, More Than COVID-19 - NHRC by Elove1: 4:31pm On Apr 15, 2020
Tonymegabush1:



How do you mean? Anambra been on fire

Police killed atleast 3 people today
Crime / Re: Security Agencies Kill 18 Nigerians During Lockdown, More Than COVID-19 - NHRC by Elove1: 3:57pm On Apr 15, 2020
Anambra is on fire now
You should add it on your list too

One thing I have regretted in my whole life is being a Nigerian.. sometimes I do pray it should be a dream, which I will wake up and realise that i am a UK citizen.

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Crime / Massive protest as police killed 2 In Anambra Nkpor by Elove1: 3:22pm On Apr 15, 2020
A massive protest over the extension of the stay at home lockdown order declared by Gov Obiano has led to the shooting of protesters in Nkpor Anambra.

An Hausa Police man shoot two dead in Anambra Nkpor..which lead to massive destruction of Hausa kiosk in the area..

Romance / Re: Is This The Biggest Booty You Have Seen?(photo) by Elove1: 6:01pm On Apr 14, 2020
This one was caught in the act tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Celebrates Her 38th Birthday Today by Elove1: 8:35am On Apr 13, 2020
We are still waiting for Buhari give away
Las las this country na scam

Happy birthday my sister least I forget..

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Romance / Re: Imagine Doggystyle With This Lady by Elove1: 7:13am On Apr 13, 2020
Lostz:


Different taste but same feeling and same level of satisfaction when done

Yeah you got it right
When you release, that's the time your eyes will be open. That big Yash syndrome will clear ur eyes
Romance / Re: Imagine Doggystyle With This Lady by Elove1: 7:11am On Apr 13, 2020
GreenKalada:


Wrong!!! All aren't the same.

When you are cuming..how does it feel??.bro believe me it's all the same sensation

Our mind always play tricks on us..but believe me whenever you release it's all the same Las las

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Romance / Re: Imagine Doggystyle With This Lady by Elove1: 12:34am On Apr 13, 2020
All pussy taste the same bro..just ur mind is working on you

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Politics / Re: Are There Any Economic Implications Of Sharing Money To Nigerians This Period? by Elove1: 8:32pm On Apr 12, 2020
Your Politheifcian think by doing so ,you might be richer than them..

It's more easier for Buhari to wear ipob polo than your Politheifcian to give you Kobo this period..

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Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Gives Back Tithes, Offering To Nigerians, Donates N300M by Elove1: 12:25pm On Apr 08, 2020
Wow, I love this and am still waiting for the Muslims brother

Maybe Muslims knows how to donate bombs and weapons

They should give us benefit of doubt.

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Religion / Re: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by Elove1: 6:48pm On Apr 05, 2020
CharlyG1:


I'm sorry I couldn't share it with you guys on the day promised. I had some little challenges but I'll share it today.
I hope the government does not extend the lockdown. God will help us.

God bless you

Please am little confused on this issue
I want you to ask the Lord this, I really want to know
Will the Christians partake in the great tribulation??

Will Christ rapture the saint in the mid tribulation or after the great tribulation??

Because 2 Thessalonians 2:3 is trying to make me understand that Christians will partake
Education / Re: COVID-19: Japanese University Conducts Graduation Ceremony Using Remote Robots by Elove1: 8:53pm On Apr 04, 2020
Kenmatt:
There is something I think I have discovered from my close observations; people that are smallish in size are always endowed with wisdom more than those who are big or Chubby in size.

Wat of Americans,Russians
You don't sound reasonable

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Romance / Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by Elove1: 6:47pm On Apr 03, 2020
Whogoes:

.
Bro I did it raw cry cry

Are you sure the gal de wet very well
Like that kind okro own
If xo bro, go see your dokita

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Romance / Re: I Hardly Cum Why Having Sex Please Help by Elove1: 6:44pm On Apr 03, 2020
Forget condom bro
Go raw and come back for testimony
I don't judge my performance with condom

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