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Politics / Re: Fashola, Others Play Football At UNIBEN 1987 Law Class Reunion (Photos) by Elove1: 4:11pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
See as the carry the country wealth in their belle If i read psalm for them ehh 3 Likes |
Travel / Re: Driver Becomes Unconscious After Road Chase With Police Operatives In Delta.PICS by Elove1: 4:04pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Na wetin fast and furious the cause |
Romance / Re: Schoolmates Who Met On BBM In Their Final Year Set To Wed (Photo) by Elove1: 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
The way nairaland space bookers are typing irrelavant character de shock me Spacebookers associations of nairaland i hail ohh |
Romance / Re: She Is Barely A Teenager...how Do I Handle This? by Elove1: 3:47pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Bro u need Jesus Who can forgives all your sins of child abusing 2 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by Elove1: 1:14pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Anoder topic will be 10 std you will catch without sex. This earth is scaring me am going to mars 164 Likes 7 Shares |
Romance / Re: 7 Signs You Have A Strong Personality That May Scare Others by Elove1: 1:12pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Is that all?� |
Sports / Re: Vote For Victor Moses As BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2017 by Elove1: 1:06pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
The one wey play penalty to throw in eeh? |
Car Talk / Re: 7 Ways To Get Rid Of Awful Smells In Your Car by Elove1: 1:02pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Avoid gals with smelling puna My 2cent 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Elove1: 8:44am On Oct 04, 2017 |
Mi don old oh |
Investment / Re: Loopers Club Ponzi Scam Finallly Collapse by Elove1: 5:12pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Anyone here to give me their account update email address The other ones they posted aint valid |
Webmasters / Re: 10 Website Security Issues Every Website Owner Should Be Aware Of by Elove1: 2:29pm On May 15, 2015 |
you forget to add xpath injection unsecure of data through http eg password buffer over flow disclosure of internal path to mention but few |
Politics / Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Elove1: 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Na so 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: This Is Why Men Cheat by Elove1: 8:31am On Mar 30, 2015 |
Una don talk am all |
Culture / Re: Intriguing African Proverbs by Elove1: 8:22am On Mar 30, 2015 |
Hilarious |
Culture / Intriguing African Proverbs by Elove1: 12:52am On Mar 30, 2015 |
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS. 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. |
Politics / Be Wise by Elove1: 12:42am On Mar 30, 2015 |
Buhari Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 / # 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her Future and Career. *Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To London For Studies and Residence while Developing Their Career and living In Affluence..... *Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad Schooling.... *Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and Living in Affluence, They Are All Developing and Investing In their Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone..... You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC and PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting "Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas Chanting "Transformation" Killing Yourself, Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society because of Peanuts that can't make you a better person...... Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why Not Do Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make You more Productive today in the Society. Why Not Do Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For Big Pay Jobs!!!! Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of Politicians For You... They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't Use You As A Thug / Propagandist. If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To the Street For Campaign and Jonathan Will not Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To The Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children and Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I seen Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella Even On Social Media Let Alone In the Street.... A Word Is Enough For The Wise....Vote wisely |
Politics / Re: Buhari Wins Presidential Election In Ogun By Over 100,000 Votes by Elove1: 12:38am On Mar 30, 2015 |
Buhari Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 / # 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her Future and Career. *Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To London For Studies and Residence while Developing Their Career and living In Affluence..... *Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad Schooling.... *Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and Living in Affluence, They Are All Developing and Investing In their Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone..... You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC and PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting "Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas Chanting "Transformation" Killing Yourself, Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society because of Peanuts that can't make you a better person...... Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why Not Do Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make You more Productive today in the Society. Why Not Do Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For Big Pay Jobs!!!! Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of Politicians For You... They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't Use You As A Thug / Propagandist. If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To the Street For Campaign and Jonathan Will not Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To The Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children and Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I seen Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella Even On Social Media Let Alone In the Street.... A Word Is Enough For The Wise....Vote wisely 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: I Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Prostitutes – Patoranking by Elove1: 12:04am On Mar 30, 2015 |
That cannot reduce the price of Bleep for market |
Nairaland / General / Re: When I Was Younger by Elove1: 11:57pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Cool |
Nairaland / General / When I Was Younger by Elove1: 3:32pm On Jan 11, 2013 |
When I was Younger: • I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms • Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose • Slept with all the stuffed animals and teddys as a child so none of them got offended • Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once • Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. • Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee ) • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed • Used to think that the moon followed our car • Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race \m/ • Went on the computer just to use Paint • The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag. • The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones :| • I used to sing in the shower 8| • Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy :O • Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart </3 Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up ♥ |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Anonymous Declares 'Cyberwar' On Israel by Elove1: 8:15am On Nov 21, 2012 |
We are anonymous we are legion we do not 4give we do not 4get. Xpect us. Am nt in the {op israel} most of the anons fighting are muslim.hope peace will reign |
Computers / Re: Hackers Threaten To Shut-down Facebook by Elove1: 10:04pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
We are anonymous we are legion. We do not 4give. We do not 4get. Xpect us. Facebook will go down in op 12/12/12 reasons are exposin online chat log. And giving it to fbi. Our privacy must be respect. Anonymous nigerian |
Computers / Re: How To Devise Passwords That Drive Hackers Away by Elove1: 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
I laugh when people say wat they dnt knw abt hacking. The hackers nitemare is encrptin ur pwd in md5 linux hash. Encrpt ur pwd in the fomat .then we got no chance or 10%chance. Admin nairaland got 0% security. Protect ur privacy |
Romance / Re: The Worst Statement You Ever Heard. by Elove1: 2:15am On Sep 01, 2012 |
@poster. Out of curiosity i decided to check ur profile, and frankly speaking ur kinda uglinez is rare. can only be found in ape |
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