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Politics / Re: Fashola, Others Play Football At UNIBEN 1987 Law Class Reunion (Photos) by Elove1: 4:11pm On Nov 13, 2017
See as the carry the country wealth in their belle
If i read psalm for them ehh

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Travel / Re: Driver Becomes Unconscious After Road Chase With Police Operatives In Delta.PICS by Elove1: 4:04pm On Nov 13, 2017
Na wetin fast and furious the cause
Romance / Re: Schoolmates Who Met On BBM In Their Final Year Set To Wed (Photo) by Elove1: 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2017
The way nairaland space bookers are typing irrelavant character de shock me
Spacebookers associations of nairaland
i hail ohh
Romance / Re: She Is Barely A Teenager...how Do I Handle This? by Elove1: 3:47pm On Nov 13, 2017
Bro u need Jesus
Who can forgives all your sins of child abusing

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Health / Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by Elove1: 1:14pm On Nov 13, 2017
Anoder topic will be
10 std you will catch without sex.
This earth is scaring me
am going to mars

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Romance / Re: 7 Signs You Have A Strong Personality That May Scare Others by Elove1: 1:12pm On Nov 13, 2017
Is that all?�
Sports / Re: Vote For Victor Moses As BBC African Footballer Of The Year 2017 by Elove1: 1:06pm On Nov 13, 2017
The one wey play penalty to throw in eeh?
Car Talk / Re: 7 Ways To Get Rid Of Awful Smells In Your Car by Elove1: 1:02pm On Nov 13, 2017
Avoid gals with smelling puna
My 2cent

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Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by Elove1: 8:44am On Oct 04, 2017
Mi don old oh
Investment / Re: Loopers Club Ponzi Scam Finallly Collapse by Elove1: 5:12pm On Feb 18, 2017
Anyone here to give me their account update email address
The other ones they posted aint valid
Webmasters / Re: 10 Website Security Issues Every Website Owner Should Be Aware Of by Elove1: 2:29pm On May 15, 2015
you forget to add
xpath injection
unsecure of data through http eg password
buffer over flow
disclosure of internal path
to mention but few
Politics / Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Elove1: 3:41pm On Mar 30, 2015
Na so

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Romance / Re: This Is Why Men Cheat by Elove1: 8:31am On Mar 30, 2015
Una don talk am all
Culture / Re: Intriguing African Proverbs by Elove1: 8:22am On Mar 30, 2015
Hilarious tongue
Culture / Intriguing African Proverbs by Elove1: 12:52am On Mar 30, 2015
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy
the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's
breasts but not
with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful
woman and the
farmer who grows corns by the road side have
the
same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with
her legs open,
never tell her to close them, because you
do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever
has never
tried Hausa perfume.
(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus,
you are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers.
(Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles is the
day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence.
Politics / Be Wise by Elove1: 12:42am On Mar 30, 2015
Buhari Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 /
# 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her
Future and Career. *Jonathan's Children Have
Being Moved To London For Studies and
Residence while Developing Their Career and living
In Affluence..... *Atiku Abubakar Children Are
Abroad Schooling.... *Tinubu's Children Are
Abroad Schooling and Living in Affluence, They Are
All Developing and Investing In their Children To
Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone..... You
are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC and
PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting "Change"
Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas Chanting
"Transformation" Killing Yourself, Fomenting
Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society
because of Peanuts that can't make you a better
person...... Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why
Not Do Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make
You more Productive today in the Society. Why
Not Do Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For
Big Pay Jobs!!!! Stop Being A Disgrace To Your
Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying
PDP Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of
Politicians For You... They Know If You have a
Good Job, They Can't Use You As A Thug /
Propagandist. If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten
Children To the Street For Campaign and Jonathan
Will not Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To
The Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace
To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading
Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up Till
Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children and
Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC
Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I seen
Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella
Even On Social Media Let Alone In the Street.... A
Word Is Enough For The Wise....Vote wisely
Politics / Re: Buhari Wins Presidential Election In Ogun By Over 100,000 Votes by Elove1: 12:38am On Mar 30, 2015
Buhari Child Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 /
# 12million Naira as School Fees Developing Her
Future and Career. *Jonathan's Children Have
Being Moved To London For Studies and
Residence while Developing Their Career and living
In Affluence..... *Atiku Abubakar Children Are
Abroad Schooling.... *Tinubu's Children Are
Abroad Schooling and Living in Affluence, They Are
All Developing and Investing In their Children To
Continue To Rule Us After They Are Gone..... You
are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing APC and
PDP Customized Vest and Polo, Chanting "Change"
Holding Brooms and Carrying Umbrellas Chanting
"Transformation" Killing Yourself, Fomenting
Trouble and Constituting Nuisance to the Society
because of Peanuts that can't make you a better
person...... Even If You Have No Paying Jobs, Why
Not Do Apprentice Or learn a Skill that will make
You more Productive today in the Society. Why
Not Do Volunteering Jobs Instead Of Looking For
Big Pay Jobs!!!! Stop Being A Disgrace To Your
Discipline, Stop Wearing APC Vest and Carrying
PDP Umbrellas Because That is the Wish of
Politicians For You... They Know If You have a
Good Job, They Can't Use You As A Thug /
Propagandist. If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten
Children To the Street For Campaign and Jonathan
Will not Bring his Children and Blood Brothers To
The Street For Campaign, Then You are a Disgrace
To Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading
Yourself As PDP and APC Agents, Because Up Till
Now, I have Never Seen Buhari 's Children and
Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC
Vest and Holding Brooms, Neither Have I seen
Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella
Even On Social Media Let Alone In the Street.... A
Word Is Enough For The Wise....Vote wisely

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Celebrities / Re: I Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Prostitutes – Patoranking by Elove1: 12:04am On Mar 30, 2015
That cannot reduce the price of Bleep for market
Nairaland / General / Re: When I Was Younger by Elove1: 11:57pm On Mar 29, 2015
Cool grin
Nairaland / General / When I Was Younger by Elove1: 3:32pm On Jan 11, 2013
When I was Younger:
• I'd put my arms in my shirt and
told people I lost my arms
• Would restart the video game
whenever I knew I was going to
lose
• Slept with all the stuffed animals
and teddys as a child so none of
them got offended
• Had that one pen with four
colors, and tried to push all the
buttons at once smiley
• Poured soda into the cap and
acting like I were taking shots.
• Waited behind a door to scare
someone, then leaving because
they're taking too long to come
out or you had to pee smiley)
• Faked being asleep, so I could
be carried to bed wink
• Used to think that the moon
followed our car tongue
• Watching two drops of rain roll
down window and pretending it
was a race \m/
• Went on the computer just to
use Paint cheesy
• The only thing i had to take care
of was a school bag.
• The only 'fake' friends i had
were invisible ones :|
• I used to sing in the shower 8|
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was
scared to death that a tree was
going to grow in my tummy :O
• Getting a bruised knee healed
better than a broken heart </3
Remember when we were kids
and couldn't wait to grow up ♥
Foreign Affairs / Re: Anonymous Declares 'Cyberwar' On Israel by Elove1: 8:15am On Nov 21, 2012
We are anonymous we are legion we do not 4give we do not 4get. Xpect us. Am nt in the {op israel} most of the anons fighting are muslim.hope peace will reign
Computers / Re: Hackers Threaten To Shut-down Facebook by Elove1: 10:04pm On Nov 16, 2012
We are anonymous we are legion. We do not 4give. We do not 4get. Xpect us. Facebook will go down in op 12/12/12 reasons are exposin online chat log. And giving it to fbi. Our privacy must be respect. Anonymous nigerian
Computers / Re: How To Devise Passwords That Drive Hackers Away by Elove1: 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2012
I laugh when people say wat they dnt knw abt hacking. The hackers nitemare is encrptin ur pwd in md5 linux hash. Encrpt ur pwd in the fomat .then we got no chance or 10%chance. Admin nairaland got 0% security. Protect ur privacy
Romance / Re: The Worst Statement You Ever Heard. by Elove1: 2:15am On Sep 01, 2012
@poster. Out of curiosity i decided to check ur profile, and frankly speaking ur kinda uglinez is rare. can only be found in ape

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