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RomanceRe: . by ElPayaso(m): 9:57am On Dec 08, 2021
OSDD:
Make I hear word abeg
If I was told what I experienced, I go argue am say Na lie
RomanceRe: . by ElPayaso(m): 8:56pm On Dec 07, 2021
OSDD:
You sef reason am?.. 'Twas Probably a cat
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Come my school fess... Strange things dey happen for night
HealthRe: Lady Bitten To Death By Snake In Abuja As She Sat To Urinate by ElPayaso(m): 10:17am On Nov 22, 2021
From piss to peace
EducationFinancial Aid by ElPayaso(op):
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CrimeRe: Omowunmi, Osun Polytechnic Student Died After Visiting Her Boyfriend (Photo) by ElPayaso(m): 8:46am On Nov 02, 2021
cedricksly:
that first sentence is very very wrong and with this Mindset the op can never grow.... People can be truly in love with people to provide them anything they want even in 3days of the relationship, also people die natural death as a result of sickness or other natural cause.... Everything is not ritual, everybody that spoils their partner is not a Ritualist. Let the investigation shows he is guilty before casting your stone..... Shey if na boy die like this after a said brief illness you go consider am ritualhuh
This comment off me... For Bleep sake, what type of income the guy go get that he will provide such for her in two weeks?? Abi you think say 1m Na beans.. I'm sure they are both students ( probably different schools).. iPhone 12pro max and 1m in two weeks and you get mind to come dey type nonsense on love... You no well
RomanceRe: I Sold One Of My Kidneys, Now This Is Happening. by ElPayaso(m): 10:05pm On Nov 01, 2021
EdobabaComedy:
I got a good opportunity to sell one of my kidneys for cool dollars and I did. Now I am busy chopping life.
I am building my own house, got a sweet ride, naking fresh puna, have a nice cozy bar and restaurant that is moving well.

Why die poor with two kidneys when you can chop life with just one.

Abeg who two kidney help
Bros I wan sell
OSDD...I don see another person
RomanceRe: I Sold One Of My Kidneys, Now This Is Happening. by ElPayaso(m): 10:04pm On Nov 01, 2021
HenryDion:
Dumb fellow... I give you less than six months, you'll be back to square one. Money has wings, and never have it stayed with a man who lacks financial intelligence.

Gather all the money in the world, and equally distribute it to everyone. In less than a month, it will go back to the real owners.

Ignorance is indeed, more expensive than education. Prepare to sell the other kidney when you've blown away that money
Pained MF
RomanceRe: I Just Need Advice If I'm Doing The Wrong Thing. by ElPayaso(m): 12:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
You are daft and dumb

The girl is a cunt...

Two dumbass don jam... Na matter of who dumb pass go lose
RomanceRe: Goo by ElPayaso(m): 3:44pm On Oct 21, 2021
Bloody nonsense... Disgusting!!
RomanceRe: Romance Lyrics by ElPayaso(m): 3:42pm On Oct 21, 2021
How can I unsee this?? Damn!!
FamilyRe: .... by ElPayaso(m): 9:47am On Oct 19, 2021
HarunaWest:
You now say diabolic now. You can see you have a big problem. Instead of you to move on and live your life, you are busy fighting for property. If your dad was busy fighting for property too, will you people be looking for anything to inherit bunch of lazy mofos. And see how you made your old man look like a simp for ordinary law school when she assist. Na guys like you women dey simp im head...Shame on yah Dude.
You sounded like a fool with this comment
PhonesRe: Whatsapp/ Instagram/ Facebook Down ? by ElPayaso(m): 7:59pm On Oct 04, 2021
Tonyreal49:
Yes my client was even going to send me a scratched gift cards right now wtf
My condolences
PhonesRe: Samsung A20 (used) - STILL AVAILABLE by ElPayaso(m): 4:08pm On Sep 30, 2021
I already sent you a message via WhatsApp
EducationRe: 10k Giveaway For 10 Lucky Students by ElPayaso(m):
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FamilyRe: Fought With My Dad Today Because I Caught Him Pant-down With My Mum Friend by ElPayaso(m): 8:46am On Sep 05, 2021
Karma my foot!!.. Mr. Op you have done well. If I had the chance to catch the stupid step dad that turned my mum to a punching bag before her death, I swear, I'll make sure I beat the hell out him till he bleeds to death....

I'm sure most of those shouting karma are very irresponsible set of men.. the man disrespected his wife by sleeping with another woman on his matrimonial bed ..

Make una dey shout karma there.. there is a big chance that the man will kill his wife or one of his lovers...

I don't condemn your actions OP. Avoid any stupid family meetings
CelebritiesRe: Breaking: Gulder Ultimate Search Returns 7 Years After [see How To Apply] by ElPayaso(m): 12:27pm On Sep 01, 2021
The link no dey go
RomanceRe: Beware: My Terrible Experience With Sex Enhancer AK 47 Men's Coffee (pic) by ElPayaso(m): 9:21am On Aug 08, 2021
OSDD:
Hmmmm, so your father, brothers, and uncles are stupid?.... So a beast bleeped your mom and she conceived you?....
Haba.. be calming down
SportsRe: 'if Messi Wins, It'll Be The Most Busted Ballon D'or In History. by ElPayaso(m): 9:31am On Aug 01, 2021
grin grin cheesy OSDD get time to dey argue with Messi fans o.. Lewy deserve that Ballon d'or but they will gladly give Messi on the basis that he won Copa America
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ElPayaso(m): 5:59pm On Jul 29, 2021
OSDD:
Fast and furious 9..... Out on netnaija
Send me link na
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by ElPayaso(m): 7:50pm On Jul 28, 2021
Sunmolar:
We live in trying time. It's good you did. Never underestimate a threat.
With the shits going on in Nigeria, every threat should be taken seriously
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by ElPayaso(m): 7:49pm On Jul 28, 2021
OSDD:
You are on your own
embarassed embarassed embarassed
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by ElPayaso(m): 7:48pm On Jul 28, 2021
OSDD:
He is just bluffing... He ain't doing shit... You sef, rest small....
Yes sir
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by ElPayaso(m): 6:38pm On Jul 28, 2021
Sunmolar:
Sometimes,I find the essence of education a waste of time & resources for some people who will threaten others at the slightest provocation. Something you can argue with fact or respond in black and white,they will resort to threat.
That's how an average Nigerian/African thinks. They believe if they have someone or if they are in place of power, they can go around and start threatening people, but what some of them fail to remember is that you don't know who is who and the person you are threatening might actually be powerful than you are. They can't hold a conversation or argument without using threats. It's pathetic

I don screenshot the guy that threatened my existence and if anything should happen to me, I'm sure he will spends most of his years in a guard room or kirikiri
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by ElPayaso(m): 6:10pm On Jul 28, 2021
HarunaWest:
You just come online and call someone ewu..If them pick you up now, you go delete this comment begin talk thrash....The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
grin grin grin grin... Na you dey threaten now o..
Well, you just threatened my existence

OSDD, if anything should happen to me, make sure this nomenclature is traced and located and spends his years in kirikiri or a guard room
CrimeRe: If You Have Accounts With Zenith Bank Please Respond by ElPayaso(m): 11:57am On Jul 28, 2021
HarunaWest:
stop spitting like a layman dude..If you have doubts regarding your balance, you head to the nearest branch to make an enquiry or print your bank statement. No bank charges without recourse.
Guess you are one of their marketers. Always defending nonsense instead of looking for a way to make things right. Ewu!!
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Identical Morris Twins Who Covered Their Body With The Same Tattoos by ElPayaso(m): 8:12am On Jul 28, 2021
OSDD:
Na God go punish you if you mention me again
Ha... No vex

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