Romance › Re: Colorado Made Me Realize Say Another Life Dey by ElPayaso(m): 12:04am On May 12, 2023 |
Black44: U tried by taking 3 Some people would jonze with that How I survived sef was a mystery... CO mixed with loud can kill... |
Romance › Re: Colorado Made Me Realize Say Another Life Dey by ElPayaso(m): 8:18pm On May 11, 2023 |
Black44: After I smoked Colos mixed with loud my mind traveled to another world it felt as if my spirit left me and I could see myself in another realm everything was spinning and I felt momentarily unconscious and unawares of my surroundings until the highness eased off
All this just one puff imagine lol Imagine what 5 puffs at a go would have done All the same I saw that atheism is pure foolishness Na three puff I take and I dragged it like I was smoking loud... Well that made me quit smoking and drinking |
Romance › Re: My Response To The Guy Dating A Single Mother by ElPayaso(m): 1:28pm On Feb 19, 2023 |
LarochelE: This woman wasn't like that When I met her and her boy child was really obedient. But I guess things changed when I started confronting her about the lies she told me about the father of her child. I've done a lot for this boy, and I think I deserve to know the truth if at all I'll be taking full responsibility.
Now she refused to unblock me on my WhatsApp and Instagram despite my begging yesterday. Her friend that I sent to her to help me call and beg her did nothing to help the situation. I think that one has interest in me which I had, in the past, constantly told my woman to avoid her.
I've decided to go to her place later this evening. The outcome of our conversation will determine whether we'll still be together long term or not Boss abeg drop your location, make I follow you go beg her... |
Romance › Re: She Keeps Telling Me Her Son Is Not Mine, But Still Make Me Spend On Him by ElPayaso(m): 9:07pm On Feb 18, 2023 |
Make I no lie, your case worse pass SIMPle men own...na Una type women dey born bastards give 😂😂... |
Business › Re: Am I Wrong To Do This To My Brother? by ElPayaso(m): 11:25am On Jan 17, 2023 |
The OP brother is the greedy one and the OP is just used as the scape goat.. if the OP brother had given the job to an outsider, the outsider won't think twice before sidelining him... All this crazy mentality of "think of tomorrow" is the reason why most businesses crumble.. the OP brother trying to rip his own blood is not greedy but the "messiah".. like the OP has been surviving solely on his elder brother
All I see here is "entitlement mentality"... Table might turn.. please OP, don't hesitate to pay your brother back with his own coin if the table turns to you... One of the reasons I don't do business with family or friends... I'd rather you give it to an outsider or I give my deal to an outsider |
Business › Re: Am I Wrong To Do This To My Brother? by ElPayaso(m): 11:14am On Jan 17, 2023 |
Ishilove: So because his brother got him the contract, he shouldn't make profit?? The brother here is the problem, not the OP. If it was another buyer will he not try to shift a little bit so his prices can be competitive? Na only you don yarn reasonable thing... One thing I've learnt in business, there is no blood or friends... I learnt this the hard way... The OP bro is getting greedy and it's because he knew his brother got the contract through him OP if your bro quotation is too much than others, patronise others... Do a wonderful job.. all this bullshit of "don't use today to spoil tomorrow" no dey work for business... If you do a good job, you'll be recommended for a better one by the company He'll sell the materials high, still collect his share of the contract and yet that is not seen as greed?? If the OP brother had given the job to an outsider, he can't be acting like this |
Education › Re: U.S. Professor Fired For Showing Paintings Of Prophet Muhammad To Students by ElPayaso(m): 9:59am On Jan 10, 2023 |
grandstar: Is she mad? Doesn't she not know it's taboo?
There's a difference between free speech and stupidity infused with insensitivity.
I am not a muslim but one won't die appreciating the sensitivity of Muslims. No one even knows what he looked like so a painting of his makes no sense. Oga read the article... No just jump dey type.... |
Education › Re: U.S. Professor Fired For Showing Paintings Of Prophet Muhammad To Students by ElPayaso(m): 9:58am On Jan 10, 2023 |
juman: She is planning to waste her life. More like the student dey joke with her life... Make them white extremists catch her... |
Education › Re: U.S. Professor Fired For Showing Paintings Of Prophet Muhammad To Students by ElPayaso(m): 9:54am On Jan 10, 2023 |
Birniwa: The problem with these pigs practicing this ill-conceived and half-baked religion called Christianity more especially the Nigerian goats is that they lack manners and respect for other faiths.
Muslims anywhere they are, will never insult other faiths, it's a teaching from the Holy Quran. Why can't you just learn from this excellent teaching but instead you jump into attacks anywhere you see a topic of discourse about Islam or Muslims.
Now look at what people with sense like America are doing to protect others. They think the teacher (as a Christian) has no right to attack any other faith and so, resorted to firing her instead. However, some adulterated pigs here in Nigeria are ranting that they should ban Muslims from entering their country. You probably do not think holy of your gods and do not care if any one insults them. Keep calm, no Muslim will ever engage in such nonsense with you. E be like say you just rush type without reading the article... She gave the class warning about what was about to happen weeks before, she spoke to the class for 2 mins about what she wanted to do and offered that they can leave if they don't want to..... Don't sound pained.... America don't do well with Muslims... |
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS; Osun Governor, Ademola demola Adeleke To Be Impeached by ElPayaso(m): 1:20pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
coputa: The impeachment proceedings is in the offing as i post. I guessin it's offing in your compound at the moment |
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS; Osun Governor, Ademola demola Adeleke To Be Impeached by ElPayaso(m): 1:20pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
coputa: How,when the opposition is in the majority in the state legislative chambers,and the new governor who is in the opposition is pulling down all existing structures in the state,and you think they will fold their hands watching him do that. This shows that you have zero clue on how government works.. so he will be impeached for pulling all existing structures of the state? Which structures did he pull down?? Is "the state of Osun" recognised in the constitution?? |
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS; Osun Governor, Ademola demola Adeleke To Be Impeached by ElPayaso(m): 1:16pm On Nov 29, 2022 |
coputa: News coming from Osun state,had it that if there's no urgent intervention from stakeholders in the state,the new governor,senator Ademola Adeleke,who was sworn into office as the 6th democratically elected governor of osun state less than 48 hours ago,may be impeached within the next 72 hours. The state house of assembly is dominated by the opposition party(APC) who won 24 seats out of the 26 seats assembl,with PDP having only 2 seats. Problem started when after swearing in on Sunday November 27,the governor decided to rename the state from "state of osun"to "osun state,he also sacked 1,200 workers and dethroned some traditional rulers in the state.The,state assembly,on Monday frowned at some of these decisions, arguing that the anthem, Crest and flag of the state was an enactment of a law assented to in December 18,2012 and no person can exact any change to it. Which Osun state is the news coming from?? Do you guys derive joy in waking up and post rubbish?? On what basis will he be impeached? Do you even sit down to think or you just rush online to show your stupidity or you just do this to gain attention? Go get a life and life the citizens of osun alone |
Politics › Re: Osun Assembly Replies Demola Adeleke On The Change Of The State's Name by ElPayaso(m): 8:38am On Nov 29, 2022 |
sim2003: He is probably high on some weeds that is not good for him I don't understand the rants here on nairaland by the APC guys.. most are not even from osun or living in osun... Osun people voted for who they wanted.. it's nobody's business if he does well or not |
Politics › Re: Osun Assembly Replies Demola Adeleke On The Change Of The State's Name by ElPayaso(m): 8:00am On Nov 29, 2022 |
ALTERNATEID: Inexperience, vendetta and stupidity.
A sensible administrator would first consolidate and bring many people as possible to his side instead of fighting everybody. He has made enemies out of NURTW leadership, Traditional rulers, top civil servants and members of the state house of assembly in just 24 hours in office.
Anyway, we are here to watch as the drama unfolds. Osun will definitely be in the news almost daily for the next four years for no good reason. You are pained and I get it... Now focus on your life and leave osun state alone |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Stopping South East From Producing NIGERIAN President In A Long Run by ElPayaso(m): 2:00pm On Nov 26, 2022 |
Person go just sit down for one side of him house, cross leg, on him data, login nairaland and type rubbish |
Romance › Re: My Gf Reported Me To Her Siblings For Slapping Her by ElPayaso(m): 9:12am On Nov 25, 2022 |
TheboyGhost: You get luck say no be my sister...
If you see cartel your hand go break...
Silly....!!!!
Why you go slap person daughter and sister weh you never marry self?
You just get luck ....
Boiled chicken Your for carry full battalion come or carry full platoon come Roasted chicken |
Politics › Re: Winner Of 2023 Presidential Election Revealed---prophecy by ElPayaso(m): 12:27pm On Nov 15, 2022 |
Andres28: Good morning landers. Please read till the end with patience. We are all born with different gifts in this life and mine is the gift of revelation.
It's almost impossible for anything to happen around me without I first seeing it in a revelation. During the 2015 election it was revealed to me that buhari was going to win which I shared with some of my friends but they kicked at it because atiku was having more supporters then but after result buhari won.
Few months before the invasion of Ukraine I was in a revelation where I saw one big country invading another country with missiles that I have never seen before, neither in movies. In this revelation I saw that the USA UK was defending this country. It was a dreadful and bloody war in that revelation..I shared it in my Facebook wall but many never believed it.
Now this is just a few of my many revelation I have before now..my revelation barely fails.
Now last night I was in another revelation I was told that the north would win the 2023 presidential election..off course you know who that person is, his name was mentioned. When I got up I felt so angry cos I'm madly obidient.
Please my people for our sake what can we do to make sure this revelation never happens cos like I said my revelation doesn't fail. Right after the primaries I already got a revelation that tinubu was never going to win so that gave me much believe that HE Peter obi was having a great chance but after this revelation I'm short of words.
Does it mean our southern fellows are going to betray us or this election is going to be rigged?
OAM4J, Mynd44--please move this to front page..This is very serious and not a joke in any way. I no go lie, e fit be true.... After my experience when I went to lasu weeks ago for NLSC convention, there and then I knew Obi is in trouble....I witnessed how the ibo delegates voted massively for the Northern aspiration for 10k... They could not even vote for their own aspirant.... In as much I want Obi to win, I fear that ibos will probably betray him |
Romance › Re: Relationship Advice Needed, Been In This Kinda Situation Before? by ElPayaso(m): 12:49am On Nov 13, 2022 |
I for call you a SIMPle man but it would be a thing of shame to SIMPle men.... How the heck will you put a girl on a 60k monthly payment?? That's 720k in a year... And I'm sure you go still dey finance her other bills apart from the 60k monthly payments...
Oya talk true, if na person reason you this kain matter, wetin you go tell the person?
Reason am o |
Phones › Re: RENEC COIN Wiped Off!!! by ElPayaso(m): 2:45pm On Nov 11, 2022 |
The story no clear |
Literature › Re: My Spiritual Wife by ElPayaso(m): 11:12pm On Oct 17, 2022 |
Keep it up
But no vex o.. shey na you dey copy and paste or na the person for Facebook or na same person? |
Family › Re: The Worst Embarrassment You Have Received As A Result Of You Not Having Money by ElPayaso(m): 8:31pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
I remembered when I borrowed 3 different people my school fees then and they promised to pay back within a month... Brothers and sisters, one month turn 8 months o...I almost dropped out.... I xha struggle pay half for 1st semester The embarrassment part Most of my guys don pay and 3 of my Padis word me one night... Omo i no fit cry... Me wey no like begging, I had to come to nairaland to come and beg. ...
Well I still dey find 40k... Make person help me so I no go drop out this semester... I go do any verification |
Literature › Re: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by ElPayaso(m): 1:52pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
Following |
Romance › Re: Look What She's Successfully Turned A Simp To (photo) by ElPayaso(m): 1:29pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
Na vex I take commot from that dumb thread. How can a married woman deny her husband sex and some dumbass dey talk say he suppose ask her why she dey deny am sex. If it was vice versa, awon evening newspaper go don dey talk say the man don dey cheat
Woe to Simpson... If any woman try am with me, Na for your papa house you go dey explain give me for phone why you denied me sex..
Total rubbish |
Education › Re: UNILAG Reinstates Olorunfemi Adeyeye, Rusticated Student Activist by ElPayaso(m): 10:22am On Jan 11, 2022 |
Same thing is about to happen in AAUA... Dem Don summon some students like this |
Literature › Re: Oyebami Iyanuoluwa And Salimonu Grace To Headline Ilesha Book Club January Readi by ElPayaso(m): 8:12am On Jan 11, 2022 |
OSDD: Your papa name no show Them tell you say I be full time writer or I take writing as a source of survival?? |
Literature › Re: Oyebami Iyanuoluwa And Salimonu Grace To Headline Ilesha Book Club January Readi by ElPayaso(m): 8:26am On Jan 10, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: I'm Confused And Shocked by ElPayaso(op): 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Blakjewelry: omo make I see prophecy for you this new year. If you don't leave that house, they are are going to disvirgin your nyansh this year  E no fit work sah.... I cover my yansh with blood of Jesus |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused And Shocked by ElPayaso(op): 1:10pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Blakjewelry: Omo na em be say na gay home you found yourself I just dey reason am o.. elder brother go dey use style put hand for my dick ... Younger brother dey French kiss... I've seen things this new year |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused And Shocked by ElPayaso(op): 12:38pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
VlamesIffect: Where them come learn how fo kiss like that?
Baba, if you no want make them miss on the loads of puna to f.u.ck for their life.
Better begin dey show them way  I still wan believe say Na small pikin dey worry them fess.... Las Las I go turn am to bi |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused And Shocked by ElPayaso(op): 12:29pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Jacksparrow7: are you staying with your aunty(cousin's mom)? Nope. Na visit I come visit since school dey on holiday... Na him papa be my uncle... |
Romance › Re: I'm Confused And Shocked by ElPayaso(op): 12:28pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
VlamesIffect:

Sit them down show them the picture of puna. Haba kids of less than five years??  ... I wan spoil them be that |