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CelebritiesRe: Meet The Identical Morris Twins Who Covered Their Body With The Same Tattoos by ElPayaso(m): 8:06pm On Jul 27, 2021
OSDD how far?.. make we run our own??
FoodRe: See The Rabbit My Neighbor Caught In My Backyard Last Night by ElPayaso(m): 6:18pm On Jul 26, 2021
Trt
foeedaba:
Africans have been eating this giant outdoor rat since the days of their forefathers and they generally call it rabbit. The easiest way they identity it is the large size and the white tail end. If you don't know anything about Africa then you should just keep quiet.
https://www.esabod.com/2019/12/all-you-need-to-know-about-african.html

Visit that link and get educated. That thing your fucking trap killed is called "OKETE" in Yoruba
FoodRe: See The Rabbit My Neighbor Caught In My Backyard Last Night by ElPayaso(m): 6:13pm On Jul 26, 2021
crazybee069:
This is an African rabbit bros.. you ate a rat.... sit down
He won't still back down. That thing according to his own uneducated forefathers is a rabbit
FoodRe: See The Rabbit My Neighbor Caught In My Backyard Last Night by ElPayaso(m): 6:12pm On Jul 26, 2021
foeedaba:
Africans have been eating this giant outdoor rat since the days of their forefathers and they generally call it rabbit. The easiest way they identity it is the large size and the white tail end. If you don't know anything about Africa then you should just keep quiet.
Guess you are a primitive fellow. So because your forefathers were uneducated means you should also join them in the uneducated bandwagon?? Google is your friend. Maybe I should tutor you more on Africa. There was no time that thing you uploaded was called "Rabbit" in Africa. You are one of the primitive fellow that brings shame to Africa

I don't know the usefulness of your phone. Try to educate yourself and stop behaving like a fucking cunt
FoodRe: See The Rabbit My Neighbor Caught In My Backyard Last Night by ElPayaso(m): 3:37pm On Jul 26, 2021
foeedaba:
That's an African rabbit which is an outdoor giant rat.

Regular rat cannot be as big as this.
A rat and a rabbit are not even from the same family. African rabbit = Outdoor giant rat. Does that even make sense to you??
Rat is from the Rodent family
Rabbit is Leporids family

How did you get your own final ascertaintion that what you have there is an African rabbit??
FoodRe: See The Rabbit My Neighbor Caught In My Backyard Last Night by ElPayaso(m): 3:33pm On Jul 26, 2021
When they asked the OP to focus on his education, guessed he was busy playing around. That thing you uploaded is not even in the family of rabbits.

That's a fucking rat. Don't argue what is not
EducationRe: Deleted by ElPayaso(m): 11:42am On Jul 25, 2021
SavageBoy:
Wow!
That's sad
Try to reach out to OYO State NANS chairman and also see if you can connect with NANS president and also your state of Origin NANS chairman( if you are not from OYO)
As the former 001 of the SU, you suppose get one or two connection with politicians that can help out. Nairaland is full of toxic and under developed people.

Aluta Continua!!
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Basketball: Nigeria Lost To Australia 64-84 by ElPayaso(m): 11:22am On Jul 25, 2021
opendo21:
At the end of the day, it's not like they had more men on the field nor were they exemplary in this game. If we don't cause upsets like this, how is our ranking going to move higher.
This is not football where upsets can happen anytime. Taking a look at the Aussies and D'tigers history and wellness in terms of basketball, I'll give it to the Aussies.
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Basketball: Nigeria Lost To Australia 64-84 by ElPayaso(m): 11:19am On Jul 25, 2021
szczescie:
Nigeria is ranked number 1 in Africa and 22 in the world a better ranking than their footballing counter parts
Are you comparing the basketball team and football team or we are trying to compare the Aussies and D'tigers when it comes to basketball??
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Basketball: Nigeria Lost To Australia 64-84 by ElPayaso(m): 11:13am On Jul 25, 2021
90% of the people making comments here don't know that Australia is a power house when it comes to basketball.. They are currently ranked 3rd in terms of basketball
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Basketball: Nigeria Lost To Australia 64-84 by ElPayaso(m): 11:10am On Jul 25, 2021
30card:
How does this basketball works ? Is it every contact that's a foul?
I still don't understand how they play the game.. e come be like say every little contact Na foul
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Basketball: Nigeria Lost To Australia 64-84 by ElPayaso(m): 10:51am On Jul 25, 2021
DoggoneDogg:
Nigeria is not a basketballing nation so they must lose.

You cannot be oppressing Biafra and using her sons to win. Mbanu.
You are very dumb
RomanceRe: It Seems Fat Girls Have No Vaginal Catcher by ElPayaso(m): 2:27pm On Jul 24, 2021
GoldenJAT:
Your heavenly race is over!
Damn!! This gat me laughing like a goat.. make OP no even bother about heaven...
CareerRe: A Policewoman Called My Boss To Sack Me At My Place Of Work by ElPayaso(m): 11:36pm On Jul 16, 2021
Tmlivesport:
People here might not tell you the truth bro

Among all tenants why are you the one collecting the bills?


SOLUTION!!!
Go back and apologize to the woman, refund her money TO MAKE PEACE
You reek of stupidity. What if he was the other neighbours that selected him?? Don't just jump to threads and start showing ignorancy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Bad Experience With Palm Credit (Transsnet Financial Nigeria Limited) by ElPayaso(m): 9:33am On Jul 14, 2021
phemmyfour:
You can't do it manually? Visit their office? You have no excuse
Sorry to say but you are dumb. What if the OP is staying far from the location of their office?? Will they refund him?? I'm sure you are their agent, tell them to work on their app and stop the foolish act
RomanceRe: Please Help,i Sold My Kidney,now This Is Happening!!! by ElPayaso(m): 9:02am On Jun 08, 2021
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UBA
Sangolana Ayomide

Bros abeg put me for list
RomanceRe: Please Help,i Sold My Kidney,now This Is Happening!!! by ElPayaso(m): 8:50am On Jun 08, 2021
HenryDion:
So your comeback is to attack my personality because I exposed your tactic?

You're not smart!

And trust me, you don't even worth my time right now, cause it's $30/1hr. I don't need to win a lottery or sell my kidney to buy materials things like houses and cars.

With this mentality, be ready to sell the other kidney 5 years from now, cause what you have at the moment is liabilities and not assets.

If you're dumb, no amount of scamming or selling of organ will make you rich. After hitting the sumptuous bundles, you still find yourself going bankrupt in less than 2 years.

It's not witches, it's ignorance. You've began a very dark path that will end your life, and I'm not sympathetic at all. If we can weed out dumb people like you every day, the world will be better.

So, go ahead, sell the other kidney and buy a jet!!!
Forget story
EducationRe: I Want Too Pay School Fee Of 10 Students by ElPayaso(m): 8:32am On Jun 08, 2021
Ever8090:
So 91,600 na just?..no give this one shi-shi him don already disqualify himself with this attitude him fit use d money go smoke weed..
You must be dumb. The OP said he is not giving anyone the money. Drop your school portal link and he will do the rest. So explain how I will spend the money on weed?
EducationRe: I Want Too Pay School Fee Of 10 Students by ElPayaso(m): 8:31am On Jun 08, 2021
Juliusmalema2:
Just? And u no fit pay, op pls disqualify this person abeg.
Your IQ is quite low, so I won't waste my time on you
EducationRe: I Want Too Pay School Fee Of 10 Students by ElPayaso(m): 6:20pm On Jun 07, 2021
I'm in ... Na just ₦91,600
InvestmentRe: It's No Longer Save To Have Any Bank's ATM Card Again. Take Heed. by ElPayaso(m): 10:45am On May 24, 2021
UBA has been compromised. I have 4 different cases of people complaining of the same issue and they are using UBA
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 8:48am On May 17, 2021
nzeobi:
The op knows those that attack him very well and I think the are his home boys who were disappointed for what he did.
I think they are still planning to attack him again when he returns to the country which I think is bad
Make he release their identities then. So he is waiting for them to harm or injure him again? The OP bleeped up no doubt but that doesn't mean he should be shot. The bitch in question is even pregnant for any guy
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 7:26am On May 17, 2021
The girl is probably somewhere laughing and making jest of them. I'm sure she is currently dicking another guy. First time I'm seeing guys hurting themselves all cos a girl and they derive joy in doing so. Ruggedboy01 still come dey form Commando ontop

Chima don dey on wheelchair and Kennedy don dey on the run. If them catch am now, Na so so beg he go dey beg. Pathetic souls!!
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 7:21am On May 17, 2021
BigBrother54321:
Then na cult matter na why all men dey code. Cultists no dey ever think well. Be like who price go pay...bullshit. An eye for an eye mentality wey no dey bring anything but sorry tears and blood.

If na jews this matter no fit reach like this. Na all these smelling cultists wey no get life. Person wey get better work or career go rise men go kill personhuh
Confirm!! Na cultists all of them be. That's why Chima is scared of releasing any information
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 7:19am On May 17, 2021
Make Mr. OP drop pictures and numbers. Time no dey. I no be cultist o but we go still run both Kennedy and Kachi street
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 7:05am On May 17, 2021
chieni:
can you stop all of this negative talks. wishing another person death? put yourself in the other party's shoe. No life is worth loosing, especially with regards to issues like this.
No be matter of negative talk ma'am. It's normal street rules. You don't draw blood from your opponent and expect him to fold his hands, he will seek for revenge and his own might be worse than what you did to him. I can't beat up a fellow nigga cos of a girl
LiteratureRe: The Firstbloods 2 (blast From The Past) by ElPayaso(m): 12:24pm On May 16, 2021
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RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 12:20pm On May 16, 2021
dairykidd:
Lol.. mugu come arrest me na cheesy
You have eyes but u can't see... Go through this thread u will see what I saw and then u will know why i said that. Before u find me na guardroom go be ur new home idiot
grin grin grin I guess you are a military personnel or you've got someone in the military. I guess we are both even then. So do you prefer guardroom(probably Ikeja Cantonment or Ojo barracks or a guard room in PH city or any available one at Oshodi) or prison yard(probably any in Osun State or Ph City or Lagos) . The choice is yours. And if you want any outside the ones I listed, I can make it quick for you wink wink
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 12:02pm On May 16, 2021
teresafaith:
I knew in my heart of hearts that someone somewhere will do something damagable to chima and pin it on Ken.

But Ken take it from me nothing you say or do will absolve you of this, cos your threat to his life is written every where.

Just CONTINUE RUNNING, and don't stop RUNNING.
You don trade your freedom for a pussy.. I'm sure the girl is currently banging another dick and you are on the run, while the OP is in a bad shape. Una two case pass simp own... Fighting over a pussy.. Pathetic!!
RomanceRe: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by ElPayaso(m): 12:00pm On May 16, 2021
dairykidd:
Every right thinking person will condemn ur stupidity. Lol... if u had any brain u would have avoided her like a plague the first time she forced u to kiss her. I don't u after reading the first thread.. well, just Know that the moment u start getting better u will get hit again, this time more fatally. Hide ur self if u get sense. You dey knack but u no sabi woman. Without wisdom woman na highway to the grave. Na introduction u see so. HIDE UR SELF!!!
If don't know both parties, I'll suggest you don't interfere.. " well, just know that the moment you start getting better, you'll get hit again, this time, more fatally" if you are arrested for this statement now, you'll start behaving like wimp.

In other news, Mr OP, I think this guy is among the people that left you in a bad shape

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