₦airaland Forum

Most Nigerians are Paranoid, I believe because pastors preach about this happening if you do not do this. I believe a pastor should preach about the positive aspects of life which lead people to working to get happy instead of working to get "thy demon off their back". God wants us to know about the good things not about when the earth is goin to cave in.

Nigerians having excess passion take these words literally and thats why when a statement having to do with religion or morals sounds weird or too paronoid theres probably a Nigerian in the house.

Im not saying that being a christian is bad i am and believ in God but theres a point where its like OK uve gone too far God aint gonna kill u for doing that!!!

imagine nd i was just tellin my bf to wait ten years last nite lol gosh pips r crazyyy, d girl no gbadun sef,

its obvious hes seekin attention, why wuld u want to marry a 15 year old girl she doesnt even know her left from her right yet, dast absurd gosh man u need to fix things put u 31 for chrsses sake gan, gosh pls look for a more suitable to be, cuz i feel it wont work at all only if she ends up being a sex slave

iman is the best for coloured women, I use Iman and it is d bomb, it is expensive though,

Upgrade u is definatelt better, it makes u move, d beat nd all. d only ting bout umbrellas is d eh ehe ehh ella as colly said and most of d dance steps dere were in beyonce's suga mama video and her other releaes. Rihanna aint rili gat a voice beyonce is much beta

First of all most dances u see in d US originate out of of course Native dances from all around d world especially Africa as most of d US population consists of Black Americans who have African roots.

Secondly the Naija industry shuld improve on d quality of their videos, makeover, wardrobe and girls, boys they use in films b4 dey can think of advancing, i watched a film where one room was used for 4 diiferent scenes d furniture was just shuffled around, den all d echoin noises we don't want to hear dat, den playin music when someone is talkin who cares, especially when its crap, den d idea of playin foreign music there r soooo many faults in d naija movie industry, ranging from technical to the actors themselves,

All these shuld b corrected before they think of going anywhere, with dance movies,  with all those actors that are on the verge of retiring,

If there any congo people on nairaland, pls i need help with my assignment, we r supposed to do an article on congo and i need names and pictures of places in congo, monuments, tourist spots and all other fun things about Congo that would make one go to Congo, Thanks!!! Pls i need replies as soon as possible

look at this crappy pic, who pics these pics

its simple , cuz they r crap all u see is some human being in a smelly turtle outfit@!@!!!

Sleep ova no probs,
Live together big tyme probs,

Honestly u get in each others way, argue frequently, get over possesive, end up doin things u don't want to, so many problems why not wait till u get married den u can start going thru stufff together!!!!

Sleep ova no probs,
Live together big tyme probs,

Honestly u get in each others way, argue frequently, get over possesive, end up doin things u don't want to, so many problems why not wait till u get married den u c

At least u culd say that Ibo directors have beta equipments than Yoruba ones, Most Nigerian films use halls 4 deir films, dey just set up bed in one corner table in d oda and d set is done!!! wat do u think bout dat, Almost 99% of things used to produce a nigerian film is crap, setting, props, clothes, makeup, talk bout it[.

nuzo:
Buy her a private jet.

Take her on vacation to bahamas.

Buy a house for her in Dubai's palm island.

Dont forget to load enough rechargecards for her.

Aha take it easy oh,  I'm a girl but if my guy gets m all these minus loadin my phone for a birthday gift ill no somethings up,  i think its beta to wait till u get married for the guy to shower u with over the top extravagant gifts,  while you're still boyfriend girlfriend keep it simple but somethin d girl can drool over ( i mean drool literally)!!!!

HAHA LOL, Ive bin laughin my head off, i just heard someone whisper dat dis gurl is crazeee, I LOVE NAIRALAND!@

Guilty as charged my braid been on since december 06, but i take good care of it soooo and cuz my hair is natural im still keepin it in to avoid d stress of my nach hair, besides does anyone know a good straightner for natural hair!!!!

egetz:
why don"t you just shop around canada for some nice ADIRE and ANKARA? they are corporately in vogue here. ask okonjo iweala.

Canada is the driest place for shoppin naija, U arrange ur thing in naija and send it over and d ones u find are sooo expensive all dat crap tax and alll, went for a naija skool fundraiser and saw some good stuff. Deres a site on d net bout a naija woman who sells clothes in London, Ontario

IBEXY:
O boy!
so Chamillionaire is Nigerian?
I knew it !
That dude looks like someone I used to know in Ajegunle.
Trust naijaman, see the kin name wey im choose sef.

He's never lived in Naija sooo i doubt ull kno him, heard he's 4rm Oyo State, father Naija mother 4rm another continent.

Walk up to the chick, and start twirling your tongue, this will turn her on.

Duhhh ill kno u crazee den!!!! why d hell r u twirlin ur tongue in frotn of a girl!!

What d hell this is all so confusing!!!!!!! Sex or no sex!!! Its a 50-50 rave here! In naija in boardin house when i was aksed 4 it and all dat shit i said no and when i mentioned dat i was a virgin and wanted to remain soooo d guys didnt get it (damn guy im leavin u in this dump we ain't luv each other) and d girls didn't get whyb i said so cuz dey saw m as a big tyme flirt and didn't know why i had to turn a guy down!!!
Now im seein someone dat i rily rily like and i dont know wat d hell to say to him!!!!!!!! HELP

I didn't kno dat sleepin wit ur wife when shes still a virgin is so much of a job. If he damn well loves her hell luv to take it slow and don't complain about a damn thing, He shuld b so damn well pleased doin his thang on his babe!!!!

HAHa lol i watched Idol west africa and i laughed my ass off dat day, it was freaking hilarious, D naija judge pisses m off cuz hes overdoin his reactions, i luv d Ghanian woman shes sooooo niceee the other guy where is he 4rm?? OMG I believe i can fry!!!!! I believe Michael fly Smook da thug!!!! duh this is crazeee but hilarious i love it!!!!!!!!!

D good ones were rare I THOT D WHOILE OF NAIJA HAD TALENT!!!!! WAT D HELL HAPPENED!!!!

U kno wat im talkin bout thanx god, i feel its a fake

Thanxs 4 explainin, i kno bout d 1000, 500 notes cuz i was still in naija then but i neva noticed that the old notes ever had a change of design or probably ive forgotten bout it cuz to me d 20 naira has forever been green and so on, but why do they keep changin it i dont get it its not like d value has increased as dey change it!!!!

OMG ur kidddin dats sooooooo absurd wow dats crazeee man i just gat d latest jist for all dese white pips here!!!!!

Anytyme i googled somethin bout anythin naija i saw dis site come up, so i visited it and wat i saw made m laugh m head off, On one of my borin days in class i filled ou d registrationform and joined d club, i luv dis forum its d bomb,

What d hell's dat!!!!! dats crazee i dont like Britney but at least she shuld b given dose kids not KFed who cant even save his butt!!!!

Well she looks like Janet 2 d core but deres somethin called photoshop anybody can create dat girls face to look dat way and change d background!!!!!

Its d cheapest thing a guy or girl can do to each other, ive double dated and i felt like shit, it is crazy i wonder how pips cope, if a guy does it to me i wont nag all day long and slap and pick up and b bitchy to d hoe at d end of d line, ill keep things down and work it out and damn is he gonna regret things when im done wit him?? Ill b d most pleasant ass on earth!!!

OMG this is the first tyme im hearin of new notes and coins in naija!!!!! What d hell is happenin in Naija, this is a pleasant suprise, does that mean that they r tryna make our money have value again, hoe its not for shooo and wait will dey still accept d old ones cuz i have some i still carry around lol and im not in naija, This is good man dem dey try Behind up small, I hope dis change is worth it in d end and its not abused like d oder ones were,

God keep our naija children safe cuz dis is d tyme for kidnapping crap, all cuz of money ,

Hmm Ciara is definately hot, shes gat a great bod, voice, dance moves and all dat, Rihanna is just there cuz shes gat a carribean voice natin great about dat and she can roll her hips nathin more dan dat,

Ciaras video Like A Boy is great all d choreography and stuff and d song too is good

OK u guys watch their duet Beautiful liar, there's a lot of poopin and twistin going on in d video, they r both good at dancin but Shakira is more flexible than Beyonce,

When u watch d video im sure ull b more captivated with the dancing rather than d song, i didn't hear a thing in d song minus karma, or somethin like dat, nice video, nice clothes, too much action, thto beyonce was goin 2 break in d end but it was a great simulataneous effect,