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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:21am On Dec 08, 2015

PriusDescapolis:
TO EVERYONE SENDING A MAIL TO PRIUSDESCAPOLIS

SORRY I CANT ACCESS THE MAIL I USED TO OPEN THIS ACCOUNT (5MINS MAIL SHI)

KINDLY SEND A MAIL TO KHASSY INSTEAD.. THATS THE MAIL I CAN ACCESS

THANK YOU AND THANK GOD THAT TODAYS LECTURE HAS BEEN CANCELLED

E JUS D PAIN ME SAY I WASTE MY TRANSPORT COME SCHOOL SHA

guy u no wan make i swear 4 u lyk dis, no be khassy i sent mail the other tym wey u tell me say u no fit access am,
^
man, u nid deliverance from them....u know them, don't ask me cry

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:08am On Dec 08, 2015

MzLarem:
Who dash u sweetheart...Morning tho.

u better drop forming and follow me go

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:38am On Dec 08, 2015

haywhy911:
LOL. I've retired o

lol, he's too old to engage in that kind of ish anymore....happy retirement
^
Good morning and to ur daughter and my own sweetheart mzlarem, same 2 u

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:33am On Dec 08, 2015

haywhy911:
LOL. I've retired o

lol, he's too old to engage in that kind of ish anymore....happy retirement
^
Good morning and to ur daughter and my own sweetheart mzlarem, same 2 u

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:40pm On Dec 07, 2015

fateemah06:
I tell you... mouth dey pain you

u're still telling him as if im no know b4..lol

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
Sorry then.

so, u've gat help to render undecided

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:29pm On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
is it google u don't av or data..which?

lemme say both

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:20pm On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
Stop tearsing.

what are u even saying?
Tearsing in what language dictionary?
If dem born you well, refer me to google or ifa.net

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:13pm On Dec 07, 2015

Akjwyzepal:
justlink biebere

u mean? Can't even spell justin bieber correctly....smh 4 u. Lol

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:10pm On Dec 07, 2015

GideonG:
Welcome back brother, it's always good to have you around! Friday last week was the worst day on this thread and also is a day many admitted applicant can never forget.

We are still keeping it real tho, our time is coming sooooooon!

Oshey!

I pray so brother, we jzt gat to kip it real...one love

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:07pm On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol,i knw

I tot u'ld get wat i meant straight

now tell me what u meant

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:05pm On Dec 07, 2015

DharmyYinks:
Amen!!! Dis extra list dat may be out..just hopin its not a farce.

abi o but believe me there are more aspirants to be admitted

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:26am On Dec 07, 2015

jolade29:
Yes in advance

oh, i got it

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:25am On Dec 07, 2015

Akjwyzepal:
lol. No be by force nah. So Male karishika dy, tufiakwa wanting 2 sucking her .

what do you mean?

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:08am On Dec 07, 2015

DharmyYinks:
Sup bro.. lemme say am stil waiting.

Wbu? Gud morning

lemme say we're on the same ferry
^
there's nothin more i could utter than to pray we'll get favoured and get our admission alert to the bbf uni soonest

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:06am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
wats ur own? ~~Solomakinde..gbeborun.~~

i just de pity u nd ur yeye father, u c dat kind strong thing wey i take do u, u no go 4get
^
let me loff u, u no gree....oda u loff me, u rebuke SMH 4 U

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:59am On Dec 07, 2015

jolade29:
Yes oooooooo.... Optometry all d way oya haywhy911 tell her

bet wait, av u bin admitted? sad

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:56am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
hmmm..ok ooo. End time loff.

And an end tym observer and peeper[gbeboorun] who peeps into lovers matter. She never wants to love and get loved....i pity u

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:49am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
OGA DRIVER

what are you saying?
Oh wait, u mean u don't nid the driving stuff anymore...
I already told u can't do that old man, so come next week to start ur duty as the gatekeeper or the cleaner....u got it

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:44am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Yh, ETI_IS_ALERT

wait! what do you mean by the seperation of the word "etisalat".....i want u to tell me the meaning of eti_ is_ alert
what i mean primarily is "now you're talking"

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:41am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Buh its nt true sha

<yinmu 4 u......
r u nt the one that post sometin nw

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:38am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol

ALL OF US

etisalat

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:37am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Lol,see this

Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smiley and short reply while
chatting now adays? Seriously, i have
come to realize why most girls do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday
and i was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family? Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tank
Me: I'm not feeling well Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there? Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me short
replies?
Girl: k Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I heard you failed your English
exams... Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and short reply plz!!

kai, dis guy can be funny attimes but i really love it when u do unleash the truth
^
So, the truth is u girls aren't grammatically oriented....issorice thanks for the info

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:31am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
sure bro! I won't ignore it. Your wish should not exceed letting me be ur gateman or driver sha

like seriously, i always knew it..... Ur daughter mzlarem inherited all this naughty traits from you....
^
am just tryna give a help by u letting ur daughter for me, by making provision for all ur needs cos i know you're an old wretched man but instead, you kept been strongheaded
^
and wait, do you mean you'll love been a gatekeeper at my apartment or better still a cleaner cos i can't give a old kusher a driving job....

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:24am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Yh.....I also heard abt it

I jst pray its tru,and it favours all of u

u mean the phrase "all of u" or u forgot to put "s" making "us"

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Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:15am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
i want it to be here in her presence ....

it's no p then, and am very sure you won't ignore my wish. Then i'll make it public

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:09am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
Oh lord,any1 dat wants 2 discuss me in private..let deir phone blow.

haywhy911 u see what am saying, and u mean ur pops phone too

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:08am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Ahhh,no ooo.....i didnt notice that's why

same ere

it's no p.

I heard some names will be added this week, jst keep on hoping and praying. Prayer might do it

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:05am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
I trust my pops sha..go nd come back.

huh, u dis end tym daughters sef...
don't worry

you'll soon be mine <lemme take my leave>

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:59am On Dec 07, 2015

haywhy911:
I hope and pray so o... Whose daughter is naughty?

no mind me jare, shey na why u kon frown face?
And e be one tin wey i wan discuss with you concerning your daughter mzlarem...i don't know if it could be done here or off the thread... I 4 invite her to dat matter but her naughtiness wouldn't dare

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2015

MzLarem:
why re u looking 4 her? Ar u her father?

Lol, indeed am not her father, it's only her father that could be searching for her because she lives with him right?
^
Anyways, me am searching for her due to some reasons i'll discuss with haywhy911

Education › Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:46am On Dec 07, 2015

lhorla:
Long time o,where hve u been

Hve u been admitted?

long time indeed, u don't even ask of me...it's not fair o
^
Not yet admitted, u?

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