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EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:38am On Dec 07, 2015
haywhy911:
ELRAY!! Chai! Where you go hide? I haven't been admitted o. What about you?
my man, na same boat we dey o, haven't been admitted also...But i heard it's likely more names will be added to the previously admitted names or another list to be out entirely...i pray our hope won't be in vain..
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Btw, where's this your naughty daughter...mzlarem or what is she called?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:14am On Dec 07, 2015
Chai, ayaf dead o..c wetin adon miss in my absence...

Good morning to you all, hope you had a splendid night?

It's elraykhalifah, i've been offline all this while due to some reasons best known to God almighty...
Haywhy911, lhorla, mzlarem, dharmyyinks, sveen, gideong, poshflames1, dhamielawlah hope u've seen alert.
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and to all my bosses in the building i greet una......
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And believe me it's a sin if i fail to remember the likes of khassy, wheesin, yungmilio2, abimloaded and host of others, you're highly respected...
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Once again, i salute all those who contributed immensely to the steady movement of the thread, you'll never get tired.....
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:53am On Nov 26, 2015
MzLarem:
where did lotusflower jam u sef? She don go mis-waka ooo.
now u know u're in deep trouble...
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After the assassin that called himself a military man invades ur papa house, i'll see where u go waka
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:16pm On Nov 23, 2015
Duchess01:
am pitching my tent with u. dont Bleep up
wait, what the fyck are u tryna do, ditch haywhy911 for dharmy. Shawty, think twice!!
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:16am On Nov 14, 2015
unilorin why
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:52am On Nov 14, 2015
Deattorney:
2nd list wont pay any additional fee
but sir, how would a first list individual that's been given admission be distinguished from a second list
Dating And Meet-up Zone10 Reasons Cheating Will Save Your Relationship by ElrayKhalifah(op): 10:13am On Nov 14, 2015
[b]Is it ever OK to cheat and, indeed, is it even advisable to do so? Read on and decide for yourself.
10. You’ll Benefit From An Ego Boost
One of the most common reasons for cheat*ng is simply ‘because you can’. To view absolutely everybody who cheats as being mor*lly bankrupt $ex fiends is an immature and limited way of seeing the world. Many people who cheat on their partners don’t plan to do so – they simply take advantage of an opportunity in a moment of weakness. a$$uming that their partner never finds out and they can live with the guilt, what is the benefit of a one-night stand?
An instant benefit from a one-nighter is the incredible ego boost that it provides. The joy of knowing that a complete stranger or your close friend finds you $exually attractive can boost your self-esteem to the point that you become a more confident, productive person in other key aspects of your life. Your performance at work may improve as you view yourself in a better light, you’re more relaxed and happy around your friends – and you become a more attentive and loving partner.
While extended affairs have a tendency to be viewed as a greater betrayal, the ego boost provided by one-off instances of cheat*ng can sometimes be so effective that the first relationship receives a boost, too. The happier a person is in their own skin, the better they tend to treat and relate to those closest to them in turn.
9. cheat*ng Can Lead To You Becoming A Better Lover
Unless a couple go out of their way to try out new things in bed, a long-term relationship can suffer through the $ex life becoming stale and predictable, boring even. There are, of course many useful $ex guides and tip sheets plastered all over the internet and magazine columns, but many people chose to learn new tricks outside of the marital bed.
$ex, like most other things, improves with the more practice and experience you have. Although tenderness and intimacy are often the key factors to the most satisfying $exual experiences, new techniques, positions and experiments always add spice. When one partner in a relationship is more libidinous than the other, it can be tempting to explore new experiences by cheat*ng.
While $ex isn’t the be-all-and-end-all of a successful relationship, it does form an important part of life for most couples. In the confines of, say an open-relationship, it could be argued that polygamy can improve the $ex life of a couple and therefore the relationship itself.
8. Infidelity Can Add Fizz To A Flat Relationship
Unless you’re supernaturally lucky, marriage and long-term relationships are hard work. It’s naive to think that love alone is enough to keep a relationship successful and healthy – what can seem safe and loving one moment can quickly grow to be boring and suffocating with indecent speed. That said, is infidelity really the way forward?
Many commentators and experts seem to believe so. Couples with one partner who has lost their $ex drive have spoken of feeling a new freedom when the other has $ex outside of the partnership. On other occasions, people have rediscovered their lust for their partner after being turned on by the notion that somebody else finds their partner attractive. Even when the affair remains an open secret, what started out as an illicit secret has proven to be the savior of many relationships.
. You Can Satisfy $exual And Emotional Needs
Not all people who cheat cover their $exual adventures with layers of subterfuge and deception; open relationships are becoming more common, where one or both partners are free to pursue an active $ex life outside of the relationship. This is quite common where one partner has a low or no $ex drive but the other still has natural urges. The couple are open about the fact that one is having $ex outside of the marriage, but the other is often happy that their $exual needs are being fulfilled.
The reason for cheat*ng is not always $exual, but can often be tied into the feelings of being desired and needing intimacy. In a marriage where the couple have common interests and little desire to part, but have long since lost the $exual spark, cheat*ng can be a way of ‘filling in the gaps’ that are present in their partnership.
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RomanceNairalanders, Please Advice This Mumu: Should I Buy Her An Iphone 6? by ElrayKhalifah(op): 9:58am On Nov 14, 2015
Hi Guys,
A guy needs your Advice about his Girlfriend, Kindly Advice him.. I don’t even understand the guy self.
See what he sent to Us:-
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.
I send 400 naira card to her every day but she doesn’t call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut.
One day, I bought 400 naira card for her. When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn’t allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to 600 naira? Or should I buy another Blackberry phone (N100,000) for her and iPhone6 (N458, 000) for her too?
I know that she loves me very much, but she’s just pretending as if she doesn’t.
Drop your Comments Guys!!
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:06am On Nov 14, 2015
Good morning nairalanders, still hoping the list comes out today
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:46pm On Nov 13, 2015
lhorla:
That's cool,i remember my coursemate also.....lets jst be optimistic that wenever they release it,we shall be favoured
abi na, what else?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:43pm On Nov 13, 2015
greatscholar:
bro evening..hope d delay no reach ur syd
c question
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:23pm On Nov 13, 2015
lhorla:
lol,cos u've been somhw quiet....u hve forgotten me sef
i decided to stay silent in order to avoid some kind of useless frustration expression|
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btw, am so sorry for the second mention, bt trust me am seriously remembering you in prayer
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:12pm On Nov 13, 2015
lhorla:
Elraykhalifah wassup,hws the wait??
c urself, r u asking me?
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frustrating na
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:32am On Nov 13, 2015
haywhy911:
A murderer is
condemned to death. He
has to choose between
three rooms. The first
is full of raging fires,
the second is full of
assassins with loaded
guns, and the third is
full of lions that haven't
eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest
for him?


WHERE ARE MY SMARTIES? COME AND PROVE YOUR METTLE! .
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:09pm On Nov 12, 2015
MzLarem:
Dis guy will fit 2 do Nigerian police.
lolz, u missed it
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:06pm On Nov 12, 2015
MzLarem:
Abi u stole it,don't lie on top of my head oo..
u beta jewoh, cos i've been suspecting u oo, haywhy911, come tell ur own part....dharmyyinks is already in custody
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:02pm On Nov 12, 2015
MzLarem:
Ask d man dat calls himself my dad.
haywhy911 r u seeing what am seeing, Don't tell me ur daughter is tryna disown u.
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Eewagbami, can u pls explain what's happening? MzLarem! U nid to shalaye why u said he's calling u his daughter
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2015
DharmyYinks:
*stretches catapult*

B4 I pull it...shey u rememba wetin happen to Goliath abi
wait, what what am i seeing
I could only remember only haywhy911 possessing a catapult
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U nid to tell me wiadahell u get ur own catapult license from
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
abayskia:
yu think say u fit treat me or deliver me from that sickness i've been suffering from all this years...lol, u're a great joker...am so retarded and i even wondered why you kept replying my post all this while..anyway, am loving it
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:36pm On Nov 12, 2015
ILoveToFuCcK:
Sheybi he wants to form jagaban...am here for him na
I won't even insult..he'll just be insulting himself like he has been doing since cheesy cheesy
BADDO, i really gbagaun 4 ur murdering style
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:29pm On Nov 12, 2015
yungchop:
I was born in Nothern Kaduna so we speak only Hausa even within ourselves (the family).
My elder bro is married to an igbo lady so picked up the language from living with him during my senior sec sch days.
They speak gwari in southern Kaduna so i had to learn in other to blend in with the people after we relocated from north to south.
Ibira?? Ma ex gf oyiza is from that tribe so i learnt it from her, cos i do spend alot of time in her crib, i personally told her mother to teach me and she was doing that before i left kd.
And Yoruba?? Im a full blooded yoruba from Osun state. But people will never believe me, they always insist am an arewa mafia grin
REALLY!
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TELL ME MORE :-)
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:19pm On Nov 12, 2015
yungchop:
i was trolling.
I speak Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Ibira and gwari fluently grin
Applause!!! What an achievement
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I think it should be boldly written in the guinness world book of records
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:30pm On Nov 05, 2015
Sveen:
Back off.
Itumo?
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:03pm On Nov 03, 2015
haywhy911:
WTF! cheesy Khalifah,u don fall ma hand. How can u say I'm scared of MzLarem.what makes u think so? I'm her father fa
Is dis true? Mzlarem
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 1:10pm On Nov 03, 2015
MzLarem:
A good person,right?
now i know why haywhy911 and all sort of others are scared of u
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:18am On Nov 03, 2015
MzLarem:
tongue
chai, i never knew you're dis kinda type of person... C how u change my writeup
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:03am On Nov 03, 2015
horlabode:
5k ƒoŗ wį-ƒį... ţђāţ'ş lęƒţ ţo şçђool ŋ çoşmįţ
bro, it isn't cosmit but rather comsit #operationcheckurspelling
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:50am On Nov 03, 2015
haywhy911:
cheesy GOOD! My therapy is working. #OperationThunderFireInsonmia
check your insomnia spelling ..GOOD MORNING
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 4:21pm On Oct 31, 2015
Kaybeeeee:
BREAKING NEWS: Dstv have moved all Chelsea matches to cartoon network to create room for more serious match on supersport...

One win in August

One win in September

One win in October

Chelsea's win are coming once in month like menstrual cycle
abi o
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:40pm On Oct 26, 2015
Sveen:
I'm wooing lhorla and





Erm.....









Who na ooo








Lotusflower
shut
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:50am On Oct 16, 2015
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Akjwyzepal:
AIRTEL 200MB CHEAT TESTED AND TRUSTED NO TWEAKING ITS A CODE 10000% FREE. U nid am?
OGAH, release am
Akjwyzepal:
AIRTEL 200MB CHEAT TESTED AND TRUSTED NO TWEAKING ITS A CODE 10000% FREE. U nid am?
OGAH, release am
Akjwyzepal:
AIRTEL 200MB CHEAT TESTED AND TRUSTED NO TWEAKING ITS A CODE 10000% FREE. U nid am?
OGAH, release am
EducationRe: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:08pm On Oct 11, 2015
optimistic, be optimist that's all i keep hearing, Oh lord bless be with an admission alert at the end
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#Teamoptimistoptimistic, be optimist that's all i keep hearing, Oh lord bless be with an admission alert at the end
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#Teamoptimist
optimistic, be optimist that's all i keep hearing, Oh lord bless be with an admission alert at the end
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#Teamoptimist

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