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Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: The Long Queue In Abuja (pictured) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 12:18pm On Apr 05, 2016

kettykin:
this serves them right ! , notice how non of them ask questions about why they have to queue for something they can produce or reason for a moment about how to solve this problem.

What do you mean?
Do you reside in an agatu barn?

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Crime › Re: Notorious Robber Nicknamed 'Pastor' Shot Dead In Benue State(Graphic Photos) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 12:11pm On Apr 05, 2016

ZOMBIES get mind sha..... Still calling himself pastor despite his attrocities

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Politics › Re: Odunade Adekola Panics As Two Married Actress Fight Over Him by ElrayKhalifah(m): 12:05pm On Apr 05, 2016

And what has this got to do with Politics section of Nairaland?

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Politics › Re: We Need To Re-establish The Integrity Of Nigeria- Buhari by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:25pm On Apr 04, 2016

Lolestical of the highest order... No be lalasticlahla i mention o....
Anyway, can u help me ask booohari what he knew and what he meant by the word 'INTEGRITY'

Business › Re: #fuelscarcity Nairalanders! How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:22pm On Apr 04, 2016

Emergency, emergency, they never see me coming through.....Emergency emergency, they never see me coming through..
Anyway, fuel for my own area na 230 last, cos dem de price fuel for my own area...dem fit sell am 220 for u if u sabi price wella but the normal price na 250 naira

Crime › Re: Infamous Ilorin Cultist Beaten To Death By Angry Mob by ElrayKhalifah(m): 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2016

Hmmm, what else can i say? It's his destined time to die. But i also heard of something called premature, immature, unmature or whatever they call it? Is that what happened?
Hmmm, so scary as i heard from a fellow that the ZOMBIE truly do turn human beings to goat.. What a life

Celebrities › Re: Olamide And Davido Shows Support For Wizkid by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2016*

Onijagidijagan:
Linda ikeji sud go and marry and stop fucking with boys
Are you a Nigerian atall? u dont like d music?..is only ipad yoot that will talk like dat...let her go and broadcast ipad musicians. Simple.

1. Fucking with boys
Nigga, try and learn to always say what you know, Has she ever been caught on any guy by you.
2. Are you a Nigerian at all
Not at all, but I'm from a state in Nigeria
3. U don't like the music
If u ask me, na who i go ask? I'm quite sure that answered your question
BTW, what's the meaning of Ipad or wetin u call am? I only knew of an apple product bearing that

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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wizkid's Directors Who May Have Leaked The Smelly Vagina Story by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:45pm On Apr 04, 2016

I don't think it could be any of this cute ZOMBIES.. It's that nigga that produced on top your matter

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Celebrities › Re: Olamide And Davido Shows Support For Wizkid by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:41pm On Apr 04, 2016

okosodo:
That's the spirit

Spirit ko, ancestor ni.
Zombies backing up Zombies....
Nigeria mumu music industry

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Nairaland General › Re: CBN Recruited 909 Staff In 2 Years Without Advertising Vacancies by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:38pm On Apr 04, 2016

Hmmmm, Nigeria. Good people, Great Nation

Health › Re: HELP: How Can I Have A Clear And Bright Eyes??? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:32pm On Apr 04, 2016

kachi19:
Since 2011 I had conjuctivitis, I have had real problems retaining my clear and white sclera. I've tried many kinds of eye drops and drugs but no results. My eyes looks so dull and it really have a hitch on my self-esteem. Any suggestion will be appreciated.

Tried many kinds of eye drops and drugs, I don't understand. Do you mean you've been self medicating all these while when there are hospitals you could visit despite been under this ZOMBIE president? Try visiting an eye clinic centre and they'll surely have a way to your problem

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Health › Re: HELP: How Can I Have A Clear And Bright Eyes??? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:30pm On Apr 04, 2016

kachi19:
Since 2011 I had conjuctivitis, I have had real problems retaining my clear and white sclera. I've tried many kinds of eye drops and drugs but no results. My eyes looks so dull and it really have a hitch on my self-esteem. Any suggestion will be appreciated.

Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea Confirms Antonio Conte As New Manager by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2016

Is chelsea a football club or team? ZOMBIES, answer sensibly

Romance › Re: Is This Punishment Right For A Cheating Wife/gf by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:27pm On Apr 04, 2016

This happens amongst ZOMBIES

Education › Re: 60-year-old Wheelbarrow Pusher Begins Secondary Education In Delta by ElrayKhalifah(m): 4:18pm On Apr 04, 2016

Zombies realising education is the only way to success

Culture › Re: Sad Photos of slavery that would bring you to tears by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:12am On Apr 03, 2016

Hmmmm, touching! Despite all this, they couldn't afford to stop being a zombie

Politics › Re: Stone Us If We Fail After Two Years- Momoh by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:31am On Apr 03, 2016

Like seriously, this man really expect us to wait for 2 years.....we aren't zombies mehn

Sports › Re: Michael Olowokandi Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today! by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:20am On Apr 03, 2016

We knew him not, my wish to him though..:.. I learnt posts like this do hit fp

Politics › Re: Oladipo Diya Celebrates His 72nd Birthday Today! by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:19am On Apr 03, 2016

Knowledge9000:
Congratulations...General without shame!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8VM9hZMYZ0

lol, that's when he's crying like a zombie begging abacha then.. Thanks to God for his life though

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Nairaland General › Re: Throwback Sunday: Fela , King Sunny Ade And Fashina Olalade In The 70s by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:15am On Apr 03, 2016

spotlessduke:
see fela big head

Lol nigga, big head wey full of music and dey produce money

Education › Re: Would You Drop Out If Offered 15million Naira? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:07am On Apr 03, 2016

funnynation:
Even at 400l i will drop. I will still get the certificate later..

lol, dope nigga......
Even at your last exam to be a qualified medical doctor, you'll just tear the booklet and gerrarrha the exam hall.

Agriculture › Re: Lagos State To Partner With Namibian Investors On Livestock Processing by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:03am On Apr 03, 2016

Cool, but i doubt if dem Zombies be happy with this

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong For Pastor To Buy Fuel From Black Market ? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:58am On Apr 03, 2016

Iamsynord:
This wednesday after a futile search for fuel at filling stations, i was told by someone that there was a black market selling at the price of 170 per litre.

I rushed there to meet a lot of people including our pastor.. I greeted him but he didnt respond so i thought maybe he didnt hear.

This saturday, he saw me and apologized to me.. He said he knew he was wrong to have visited such place but he had no choice as he had to fuel the church bus and generator.

He told me to forgive him and that myself should desist from buying there again as most of the fuel were gotten from vandalisation and are illegal.

Till now, am still in shock.. Since when did it became a sin ti buy fuel from where i can get it.. When is not that i vandalised pipeline or something.

Please is it a sin to buy fuel from black market in this hard times.

My main point is if the fuel came from real Nigerians that don't want people to suffer, you can buy.. But if it's from the Zombies, then i suggest you desist

Travel › Re: Nigerian Guy 'stranded' In The US Hilariously Laments (WATCH) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:52am On Apr 03, 2016

U better don't mind him, he's one of the Zombies that voted in booohari and when he noticed the economy isn't going as he wanted, he decided to fly outta the country..Now he's complaining..make im de trek am go. Wailing Zombie

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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Ways On How To Remain Poor... by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:49am On Apr 03, 2016

News for the ZOMBIES

Celebrities › Re: Don’t Be Deceived! These 5 Nollywood Divas Are Above 40(photos) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:46am On Apr 03, 2016

JAZES:
So face ya music career....

ohshhh, should i say this is too harsh.Nice reply though....
Btw, why dem ladies resemble Zombies

Events › Re: How Security Agents Stopped Shiites From Attending Mosques in Katsina and Kebbi by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:43am On Apr 03, 2016

When he's not a ZOMBIE, he should rejoice all through even if he was forced to marry that ugly lady...

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Finding It Hard Forgive? Read This. by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:37am On Apr 03, 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: Are You Finding It Hard Forgive? Read This. by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:35am On Apr 03, 2016

All i knew is it's not one's capability or power to try and forgive a fellow being...all u have to do is pray to God to give you the strength to forgive.. I know zombies will still antagonise this

Politics › Re: IPOB Plans Live TV Broadcast, Massive Protest by ElrayKhalifah(m): 1:13pm On Apr 02, 2016

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