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OMG! These zombies aint getting it right, imagine! Just see how zombies just de post rubbish for here.....
Tryna pretend to be safe under this bubu government.......

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Aint ur fault though, a zombified individual just has to behave like one.....

Oxenomy:
Nigeria is a "wild zoo"

that could accommodate a lotta zombies

Try to specify and stress a little bit further when you're tryna post? Which kain dad?
And BTW, where d pikin mother dey, she get jedi for back ni

No silly complain, na uncle go drive or im go find cab or okada

olatade:
Just Imagine our road safety's vehicle without break lights. The same offence we'd pay fine for, if caught.

Lol and does that mean you shouldn't have too or break it if you have...
Why are Naija zombies mentality like this? For God's sake, it might be that it's recently broken...

masterchi:
nobody big pass mistake.

#devil advocate things

Which kain mistake be dat one? Dem for write HEAD IS FOR BJ

naijafengist:
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Like seriously, i still don't know why the post ume of schools like this will still be advertised.....
Zombies that'll go there already knew themselves except scholarship application is attached to the form...

FlawlessRebirth2:
by guys.....m not hating oooo

but I seriously don't find mark Angel's comedy funny(join that Emmanuella)...don't judge me ooo...m just speaking my mind...

Apart from that "MY REAL FACE" (manageable) I can't smile to der jokes

let the bashing start coming..mtwshhh

Like seriously! Nd u decide to take this as a topic to post....

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Very well, not all comedians joke can make you laugh But you gaz to glue to that nollywood sanyeri and {aki and pawpaw} trash that you watch.........

Praizekeyz:
Don't take tins to serious...we are just here to catch fun

Is dis nigga alright?

There was this crush of mine wey i been take everything wey i get 4 my life de chase. I don use money, use her friends, i don even use jazz dey tell her say make we de roll, she bin no gree... I con tire....i had sleepless nights thinking about her, she no give positive reply
Na on this faithul morning she call me say she get something surprising for me,,,,, WTF, I was like person wey i de toast wey no gree na im go get surprise package for me so, i was heartburdened, she tell me say make we meet for one restaurant like this, I was so happy, in fact i borrow money join the one wey i get go meet her for restaurant... As we reach there, i swear the girl no even talk anything as i pay for bill...as we dey sip, my heart de jack jack say na wetin dis girl get for me like this, Naso she talk say she tell me say she get suprise package for me, i say yes na.. She ask me say na which month we dey, i first wait say why dis kind question now... I answer say april, na so she tell me say na april fool she do me..... I nearly kill myself

Ah! I no even know wetin i fit talk....it looks like it might be true cos the kinda heat i de experience 4 my side, no be small thing man
Buh wait o
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Shey dem be God ni?

Hmmm......KUDOS, and some wailers go still talk say dem never learn from this...
^Naija zombies anyway

Lol, quite funny
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Should i take this to fp, wait lemme ask

makingsense:
U say??

It maketh sense..... ^ I mean it's makingsense

Please can someone just tell this wailing zombie that calls himself a governor to come and register on nairaland, meet his wailing mates and wail better cos we got ZAN{Zombies association of nairaland}..... What a governor

This man, u try o

There was this crush of mine wey i been take everything wey i get 4 my life de chase. I don use money, friends, sweet and sugarcoated mouth dey tell her say make we de roll, she bin no gree... I con tire....i had sleepless nights thinking about her, she no give positive reply
Na on this faithul morning she call me say she get something surprising for me,,,,, WTF, I was like person wey i de toast wey no gree na im go get surprise package for me so, i was heartburdened, she tell me say make we meet for one restaurant like this, I was so happy, in fact i borrow money join the one wey i get go meet her for restaurant... As we reach there, i swear the girl no even talk anything as i pay for bill...as we dey sip, my heart de jack jack say na wetin dis girl get for me like this, Naso she talk say she tell me say she get suprise package for me, i say yes na.. She ask me say na which month we dey, i first wait say why dis kind question now... I answer say april, na so she tell me say na april fool she do me..... I nearly kill myself

Mehn! Dis babe fine o, she as she resemble Zombie

A train accident!!! Chai, lemme hear a zombie hail wike again

And some zombies will still be hailing buhari....like a poster above me

Eboski:
zombie......
the leader of zombies Association of Nairaland......

nd you call that {ZAN}

chibwike:
white rice and yam

No stew

dah kind food dope na

HRich:
Moi moi and beans Plus Egg.

You can imagine what my mess will smell like.

your food combo is quite nice, i do eat beans and egg... it's such a nice combo

Olabestonic001:
Op, the only set of people that can cause Nigeria breakage are probably Yoruba's at the moment if they decide to unplug.

and mr man, if i decide to curse you now or bang you with 'agbawo' ring. Your insane body on the street or your dead body can never be of any benefit to Nigeria....
No wonder niggah's say common sense ain't common....
How dare you copy all post just to post this trash
#fuckstard

emerged01:
Rubbish list! No one can cause Nigeria to break. If they die,they will be forgotten.

sorry to say, Nigeria can break up so far the OP posted the pictures of all his aforementioned sicklers but exempted GEJ'S picture.......
My brother, Nigeria can break joor

Mzhiphy:
Tnz dearie...plsssss make una ansa ma ques

when are u storming ilorin? Cos am going tomorrow

blithe:
buss edu...what's yours?

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blithe:
me too

what course?

Hornydude:
Has the last list been released?

I just got man

Good morning peeps

PriusDescapolis:
I jus activated the mail last week ni jare


anything you need ..you can pm me now

issorice