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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElrayKhalifah(m): 1:11pm On Jun 07, 2022
Siberia01:
huh
Something that's going back to 28
That's what I'm looking at as well. We're still well in this bear. There just has to be bull traps along the way.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:33pm On Apr 27, 2022
Seankhalifa:
u don buy?
Where can I buy? Thanks.
EducationRe: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:05am On Oct 28, 2016
papydee:
Sure, 08185996129. Nd where's your preferred location and price range... I currently have one for 70k at balogun. One for 105 at sanrab and others like that..
oke odo side. around 70-80k
EducationRe: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by ElrayKhalifah(m): 11:22pm On Oct 27, 2016
papydee:
Latest news from admission office [color=#990000][/color] they've started clearance in arts and some sciences department.. That's all.... if you're in engineering don't bother yourself... they haven't even gotten to us yet.. and if you've been cleared please contact your level adviser as soon as possible to prevent stories that touch the heart... I'll attach a list of things required by engineering for registration after clearance, it might be the same for others

Papy cares...
For any questions contact me via my signature. .
Hostels are also available...
BABA, I no see your signature. shey u fit drop ur whatsappp Digits. I need hostel sharply
Jokes EtcCaption This Lionel Messi's Picture by ElrayKhalifah(op): 4:03pm On Aug 12, 2016
Lol

SportsCaption This Funny Messi's Face Expression by ElrayKhalifah(op): 3:40pm On Aug 12, 2016
Lol, that moment when you eventually pay your tax, the stupid cashier then told you to stop playing nairabet.

SportsMessi Is Better Than Pele And Maradona - Pope Francis by ElrayKhalifah(op): 9:43pm On Aug 03, 2016
Messi is better than Pele and Maradona, says Pope Francis

The leader of the Catholic Church, who is also a San Lorenzo supporter, believes that the Barcelona superstar is the finest footballer in the history of the game
Five-time Ballon d'Or winner Lionel Messi has been proclaimed the best ever footballer by Pope Francis!
Barcelona and Argentina's all-time leading goalscorer, Messi, has constantly been compared to past greats Pele and Diego Maradona, while also going head-to-head with current Real Madrid rival Cristiano Ronaldo.
But Pope Francis – the leader of the Catholic Church and a renowned San Lorenzo supporter – threw his support behind countryman Messi.
"For me, [Lionel] Messi is better than Maradona and Pele," Pope Francis was quoted as telling young men and women participating in World Youth Day.
Messi endured a difficult Copa America Centenario, stunning the world when he announced his retirement from national team duty after Argentina lost to Chile on penalties in the final.
The 29-year-old, though, finally returned to the pitch as Barcelona kicked off their La Liga preparations with a 3-1 win over Celtic in the International Champions Cup on Saturday. Source: goal.com
CelebritiesRe: A Letter From An Aborted Child To Mum !!! Say No To Abortion by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:04pm On Jul 26, 2016
Those who commit abortions are murderers
PoliticsRe: Court Is Overworked, Judges Deserve Rest, Says Saraki's Lawyer by ElrayKhalifah(m): 7:52am On Jul 19, 2016
Saraki: that man with zombies wisdom
EducationRe: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by ElrayKhalifah(m):
How dare i forgot my great Offa grammar school, her anthem goes thus:
Happy workers are we all,
that come from Offa grammar school,
Days and borders, pupils, masters, what a lucky bound we all appear,
that seem to learn without a tear,
more than jolly are we that come from Offa grammar school,
Let us pray, let us pray,
Let us pray, let us pray.
Offa grammar school shall never perish, amen, amen, amen, amen, amen.
Efficiency and good character, efficiency and good character,
Offa grammar school shall never perish!
The first grammar school in the northern Nigeria

PhonesRe: Nigerian States By Number Of Registered Phone And Internet Connections lines by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:25pm On May 19, 2016
YonkijiSappo:
Jesu!! The Gap between the South West and the other regions is so huge, it is not even funny.
And these people said Lagos was 9 Million in 2006, but active phones alone don almost double official population figure for Lagos cheesy cheesy loool.
Same goes for Ogun and Oyo.....
Nigerian government kind of lies are not common sense lies, even a toddler will know when they see it. grin

Lagos is nothing less than 25 Million, Ogun and Oyo are no less than 10 Million and the South west as a whole is no less than 57 Million people if almost 44 Million of the people there can afford to keep their phone lines active, not to mention all those remote villages in Northern Oyo, Ilaje and Ijebu creeks and near the Benin borner that have no cell coverage. (Multiple lines notwithstanding, I would have said 65 Million)
Do you know some individuals possess more than 2 phones. A typical young man will have at least 2 sim cards if not 2 mobile telephones
IslamRe: The Last Day!!!! by ElrayKhalifah(m): 9:39pm On Apr 22, 2016
Azeecnboy come collect jum'ah stuff
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Stubborn Kid? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:54pm On Apr 22, 2016
azeecoboy:
na u i talk to?? must u press that "quote" button??
what's wrong with this kid? Wetin ur mama give you chop
NYSCRe: NYSC Stage Anti-Corruption Rally In Abuja by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:52pm On Apr 22, 2016
Azeecoboy come over o, i know say na dis kind post u dey like comment
PoliticsRe: Rivers Assembly Refuses To Swear In Nyeche by ElrayKhalifah(m): 8:49pm On Apr 22, 2016
LadyExcellency:
Is it because she is a woman and opposition member?

This injunction is abuse of court process. The INEC certificate of return supersedes every partisanship abracadabra until appeal/supreme court(pre-election matter) or election tribunal throws her out.

She should be sworn in without delay.
NO
FamilyRe: How Do You Handle A Stubborn Kid? by ElrayKhalifah(m): 10:19am On Apr 20, 2016
azeecoboy:
if you like continue spanking him all day,a stubborn child wouldn't change for good.
PUNISHMENT is better!
what is this one saying? Is beating not part of punishment?
EducationRe: Reasons Why You Should Stop Writing In Abbreviations by ElrayKhalifah(m): 5:47pm On Apr 12, 2016
It affects students mostly during examinations.
I could remember me getting 0/20 just for writing 'and' as '&' on a essay writing due to my strict examiner
RomanceRe: Ladies Plz Be Mindful Of These Kinda Guys! (photo) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:03pm On Apr 06, 2016
TYPICALZOMBIE
PoliticsRe: hilarious!! What This child Said Abut APC by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:01pm On Apr 06, 2016
fistonati:
Why abusing the innocent girl for saying the truth, you were once like her.
Stand for the truth even if you are standing alone.
Do u mean i was once a girl? Or what are u saying?
Jokes EtcRe: Surviving Fuel Scarcity/no Power by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:43pm On Apr 06, 2016
infotainment:
How I have been surviving Fuel Scarcity and Lack of Electricity:Go to Nearby Bank. Greet Everyone, Plug Phone to Charge, Plug Power Bank, Rechargeable Fan, Drink Water from Dispenser, Sit Enjoy AC, Watch Buhari on CNN, Withdraw N1000Thank the bank staff and return home.The next day go and join queue to pay back the N1000 into my account. Am off to bank cool cool cool Good afternoon. fellas!!! grin grin grin grin
u try, come my house com collect my desktop charger with battery join ur own
PoliticsRe: hilarious!! What This child Said Abut APC by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:39pm On Apr 06, 2016
See her dry head like fish own
PoliticsRe: Buhari Trending On Twitter, Read Reactions From Nigerians by ElrayKhalifah(m): 4:35pm On Apr 05, 2016
TPAND:
Karma is real.

I remembered when Buhari and his cohorts of CPC vowed to make the government ungovernable for GEJ. Seems they are getting a taste of their of medicine. #Nomercy

The good man brings out of his good treasure what is good; and the evil man brings out of his evil treasure what is evil. But I tell you that every careless word that people speak, they shall give an accounting for it in the day of judgment. For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned.

Despite the fact everything seems to be right and corruption taking to ground zero. Our economy says otherwise. Moral lesson, whatever a man wishes his fellow, same will be wished back to him. You can't sow good and reap evil, you can only sow good and reap good.

Buhari is getting what he deserves
But we haven't reach the day of judgement yet bro..
But anyways, i concur
CrimeRe: Man Sent To Prison Over Marriage Fraud (Photo) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:42pm On Apr 05, 2016
Omonigeriarere:
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He who was born inside Nigeria, grown up inside Nigeria, sustaining and maintaining himself in Nigeria but latter called Nigeria a zoo is indirectly calling his Father, Mother and his ancestors ANIMALS.
And who told i was born inside Nigeria.....Gerrarrhahia
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardasian Blasts Wizkid For Insulting Linda Ikeji by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:29pm On Apr 05, 2016
It's no problem, we no go vex Zombie....
While people are busy queueing at the petrol station looking for fuel to carry on their daily activities...
You bloody zombie dey ur heat killing mud house dey type rubbish here....
No lemme swear for u sha
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fuel Scarcity: White Man, Policeman & Okada Rider On One Motorcycle. by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:24pm On Apr 05, 2016
Lol, like seriously? @op Are they gay? Cos am really wondering what this is doing at the romance section
PoliticsRe: Anger As APC States Have Petrol And PDP States Have None by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:21pm On Apr 05, 2016
dukie25:
That's what people expect.

Am afraid no petrol in both APC and PDP States, that's how democracy works.

Some people were stupid enough to vote a 75yr old illiterate, we will all suffer the consequences, PDP or APC.
You're truely the duke of common sense as your thread title didn't even correlate with ur post{body}.....
PoliticsRe: BBC Laments Over Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity As #End fuel crisisnow Trends by ElrayKhalifah(m): 3:14pm On Apr 05, 2016
koboko69:
Too many educted illiterates on NL

So many mis use of words


From Epic to Blast.

Can someone please tell me th "BLAST" here
and mr igoschool, is that ur own spelling of educated? SMH
CrimeRe: Man Sent To Prison Over Marriage Fraud (Photo) by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:40pm On Apr 05, 2016
Notin we no go see 4 naija from these Zombies...
Na so my friend tell me-Oh boy, na zoo u de live sha, shey u know..I was like :What do you mean? Zoo as how?
It's during bullhari tenure that i got to confirm what he told me then.. What a pity
EducationRe: Here Are Some Of The Top Benefits Of Studying Medicine In China: by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:35pm On Apr 05, 2016
It's really cool....
At least i'll get to know how to treat all these wailing Naija ZOMBIES with just Shipini money..
Btw, why open the link to finish reading, am really satisfied with what i've read though
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Is In Bigger Trouble by ElrayKhalifah(m): 2:28pm On Apr 05, 2016
I think you guys are mistaken, all those are for ZOMBIES and not Humans
PoliticsRe: BBC Laments Over Nigeria's Fuel Scarcity As #End fuel crisisnow Trends by ElrayKhalifah(m):
A nigga above me is asking where the blast is...
People all over the world get to know this zombie filled country are really suffering on top fuel...and BBC posted it online and u're asking where the blast is? U nid prayers
PoliticsRe: Why is there Constant Light in the North by ElrayKhalifah(m): 12:30pm On Apr 05, 2016
Kaduna is not in Nigeria, you can check the Nigeria map for details. It's surely at Abeokuta.. #ZOMBIES

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