₦airaland Forum

deevick246:
l wonder why some people wont just use their mouth well here on NL.The poster didnt force anybody,its only for those who want it.so lockup.

Omo you too chop shiiiittt.

This is a public forum and I can post what I want and how I see fit.

nellaluv:
so? na2day?

The girl in your profiel, so her face is so ugly, you not fit show am?

Good luck to him. It takes nothing or add anything to my life.

Okay.

IN other news, I thought whitelexi is gay? Well, anyone who removes me off psn after I canned his arse on Pro evo is gay in my book.


Omo, get with the times. Plenty of people from here meet up from time to time and do speak over the phone and email. You just have to sift the idiots from the real ones I think.

What exactly makes her a bigot? The fact that she raises a legitimate concern or the fact that she is contemplating voting another party - her fundamental human right.

Please educate me.

It seems to me that anyone who discusses immigration gets a bad reception in the UK and on nairaland.

Abi o. For good looking gal, she's got some nasty mood swing jare.

Idowuogbo:
@ razor blade

jus forget dat wan jare na nickname wey mi jamo folks give me

my tiny badunks  no reach handful sef  

Do you have an image to proof this then?

Who dey hate you? I just tell you say someone else fine pass you. How dat one be hate? God punish your mouth.

Omo you are too flipping sensitive sha.

Idowuogbo:
@elrazur abi evry tin dey  very expensive my dear

no go waste little change God give u on top mamiwater

LWKMD

Which kain name be battyroll? YOu be batty gal?

I am not buying it. It defies logic.

She no be my babe. She ain't worth the effort jare.

I hear say light skin woman na high maintainance. IKB, tura gel and movate are so expensive lately.

Odunnu:
Wetin dey wori u Idowu?

Oduku,

Did you see one gal wey fine pass you for here last night? Omo she fine well well and her jugs look proper nice. No dey do shakara again o think say nah only you fine.

Die and choke on fire.

Where is your Wole Soyinka criticizing this dude? The joker can criticise the BBC over some documentary about Lagos, but I wonder if he's got anything to say about this act of paedophilia happening right inside his beloved country? Bloody hypocrites.

Someone tell me he already used big English to criticise and condemn this man?

shotster50:
The woman gordon  brown insulted has been offered a quarter of a million pounds to tell her side of the story.

I'm going to start following him around until he calls me a Arrow.

Pfft. You will get shot, and you gonna be called a terrorist stalker. Don't worry, death will come faster than a flash once his aide pumps 9 hot lead of bullets into your head, just like they did with Charles de Menezez at the underground station.

Source?

B.S story. The muscles in the rectum makes this impossible. But, yeah some people will believe and post anything.

No forget administration charge and form fee david. These things ain't free you know.

daduke2k:
@elrazur, who dash u dollar abi pounds. See im mouth, your head dey even swel sef.

Go play for outside, I am busy.

davidylan:
tori never complete . . .

Wetin I miss.

Oh yes o I don remember. Nah him one gal wey dem they call platts or something come here dey cry say she dey piss for bed at night and hospital no fit cure am. I think say David come offer to go give am special prayer with special candle stick for night vigil. Hopefully, we go hear the out come soon. Praise da lord.

luizworld:
a lot has really happened oo, btw y u come make my wife vex oya tell am sorry now now

So nah you dey chop my thing for my back?



Oya P4m come settle the matter, who be yah hubby for here? I am sure you will not deny me after all I don do for your family. If you deny me, I go revoke your visa.

~Sauron~:
Gimme 2 weeks to practise. . . . .
Meanwhile, how do we intend to organise the schitzo. The game itself is shyte online.
Make una join EA Sports, abeg.

You need more than two weeks, but I have learn not to underestimate my enemy.

It may happen soon, or during summer. We just need more than three people. So far, I am sure Saga, you and me are the ones that I know that are in. We need more people, then we can charge a tenner a head or something. KFC and prize money.

Odunnu:
You guys r funny sha.

Omo na like this london sweet every day. I wan take visa for you, but you dey do shakara abi? Nah wah o. Your head no chop chicken abi?

luizworld:
hmmm watz been happening here

Here is a quick summary.

Since we don dey praise odunnu last night, she changed her profile foto, she come dey do tranga and shakara for here. I toast am, she no gree. David dylan toast am, he even quote the bible sef, but this girl no gree. So every one waka commot and throway am for her body.

I get upset and post my picture. Nah so some yeye boy when get naira only wan talk where people like me and david dylan dey wey we dey spend dollars and pounds, so na so I tell am make he shatttttup. He come dey vex.

In the mean time, pweety4me dey vex. By the way, the ladies love my foto so my head dey swell so.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077] *Pushes shrek off & walks out the door*[/color]

Oya my sweetie no vex. Come to yim now and let's sort this out once and for all.

And don't you ever walk out on me. Not fair.

daduke2k:
no mind am ,big boyz my a.r.s.e.

When you start spending dollars and pounds, come here and talk. In the mean time, go play I am busy.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Yu did it 2 ya self boi. . .just stop being rude u don't need 2 be excessive wif fowl words plse![/color]

Omo shut up jare. No get all sensitive on me now jare.

**hugs my lovely princess fiona**

Oya come on YIM nauw.

How many days late are you on this one? A week and some few days or so. Welcome to last week.

By the way, I believe in the existence of alien. But just not in your crazy theories.

Ikomi:
Seems that worked, you no av been working on that logic theory of yours.

So I thought I could logically pull your legs a bit. Am glad that worked logically. lol

Okay.

Sauron the Demon, where have you been? Have you mastered the art of pro evo yet? Thinking of organising a winner takes it all event with me, sagamite and anyone who sabi play from nairaland.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Your being rude.[/color]

Omo why you dey always make me feel guilty?

Platts no vex o. Tmrw is the day I swear on my life and on the forum.

But shhh keep it that way.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@Shrek Mschewwwwww![/color]

WHo took your kuli kuli now?

Ikomi, it is uncalled for. Me and you can disagree all we want in one thread, but it really sucks if it is taken out of there. A mature man stays away from things like this for crying out loud.