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platinumnk:
One does not know how to pluck a flower . . you dont grab it anyhow . .

Fucccck the flower. I go set fire to the damn bush.

See there you go.

Will you be my wife please [this is the 4th time I am asking]

chi-baby:
awwwww atleast nw u wanno knw hw 2 ask ryt
guess we makin sum improvements
but am sorry hun, cnt help u. . u searchin so u shud hve prepared yoself
so come up wiv sumfing. . aslong as dat word is not included
u sure cn do it

You are quick to rubbish my attempt, but you can't even come out with one. Nice.

Here. Please be my wifey? Will you please? [Pretends to be humble]

How in the name of Jesus and mohammed am I suppose to ask again? Please give me an example for me to follow.

And you say you ain't doing shakara?

No he's got right to post whatever he wants, same way I have a right to challenge whatever he wants.

luizworld:
^ hello chi baby, u good?
@elrazur, this ya thread don the long oo. go srts to the point and tell diz chik wssup now

Omo I have, wetin I suppose do again?

I think she wants me to beg, but boy I just don't know how to do that.

So what are you saying then? Or still on a shakara thing?

It is my God damn given rights. It is called freedom of expression, besides he/she/it should not be making thread like this. Just a thought.

chi-baby:
lolz u really do make me laff wiv da kinda stuff u come out wiv
well we all knw nw why u aint got one! jowwwkkaa 

I can more than make you laugh. All you gotta do is cut down on the shakara.

luizworld:
^^ oh boy u never get wife, u can see its easy ayY

No mind am jare. she dey try to bring out qualities wey I no get inside of me


Is like she want change me, but wont even move an inch for me. God punish her mouth.

chi-baby:
such language shud not b used on a lady u wanno make a wifey
especially wen itz me. . . ya hve 2 b sleek n cnt use jus any language
errmmm yeah gunchester

Oh am sorry.

My lady, I was just wondering if you will take mercy on me as I am one ugly boy that have been rejected by all the ladies on nairaland, as to whether you will date me please. Please do not say no, as I may die of heart break.

**roll eyes**

If you no go do, you no go do. Shakara too much. Jeez.

Is it a crime he comes across as a maga in my books?

Oh girl, your wahala too much jare. You see, this na one of the reasons I gave up. Where is Gunchester? Manchester you mean?

Oh girl, if you no go do, you no go do jare. Clearly, anything I do no dey good enough for you. Gosh god save me from high maintenance ladies.

Lwkmd. Ladies, here is another maga, please don't let him go without learning a lesson.

@OP, I have a good looking sister and she fits all the profile, but you may have to send her some money for her to take photos and send it to you.

chi-baby:
substract dat 4rm da request and ask again 

well ppl hve their diff opinionz. . as long as u not really n truely wat they say shaa 

Where are you any way?

Omo just means something like "Oh girl" etc. Nothing bad about it.

Yeah I guess. I dunno what part are you talking about. Yeah I am freaking confident, but not like "In your face" confident kinda thing. If anything I am actually reserved in real life.


Oya shey you go be mine? Here goes so I am asking again without the OMO "Omo how I go ask again with Red roses in my hand and a "puppy eye" look then asking you to be my wife whilst I am on one knee?"

lwkmd.

Omo how I go ask again with Red roses in my hand and a "puppy eye" look then asking you to be my wife whilst I am on one knee? Nah wah o.



Nice you see my funny side, some think I am arrogant, an egomaniac and very rude. All I know is I am confident, approachable and don't give a shiiiiit what they say.

How am I rude? Being blunt and direct is not the same as been rude.

As for the rest of your post, I am not following. Are you saying no? I can live with it, if na the thing wey you dey talk be that.

After 15 pages of not finding one, no vex if I am blunt and direct. Omo no be fight nah yes or no question jare. Nah wah o. I have to go round the bush even though am gonna come back and ask the same thing at the end? You gotta love the ladies mentality. Lol.

chi-baby:
what i say hw??
nwayz why did u give up yo search??

Sigh

Do you wanna be my wifey or not?

I haven't found one here that is why, and I'm taking a break.