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[quote author=sweet-tease]Una no dey sleep? [/quote]Hehe if I sleep now..u ll start missing м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ ...

How's yhu been?

Bantino: ***shining my semi-automatic and my 9mm side arm waiting for someone to make a wrong move***

Easy..!!!..tiger...you ain't gonna be putting holes in nobody today..kk??

*removes both metals from his hands and hands him a glass and bottle of jack Daniels*

kachiz: You think that guy sleeps peacefully anytime u are on the same bed with him. he is scared of telling u his mind unless he is an ethiopian eunuch. av been in that shoe before. *iche na mmadu wu ewu*

True talk bro...been there,especially in school...I always have dis "abeg God no lemme fûčk up dis nite o" thought running thru ma mind,especially during those cold nights ...lol

9icegee: so u r (the guy wit the gun is...) bruce lee eh? Wow! I tot u were dead! Nice making friends with u *i extend my hands to shake him*

*shaking his hands*....you re welcomed homie....like I said earlier..."feel free"

^^^

Hehehe...sir Halõrt

Na wao...so a nigguh can't have a good "Kush" again??


@awajug pls u need to help ur bf straighten up ...if he truly loves u he will come around!!!..don't just jump the bus by dumping his ass...

At least u know why he lied!!!...

^^^
You sure u 'd be needing 'em??

afrodoc: are free kicks not meant to be from outside the box?
and with those kicks and crosses he contributed immensely to a treble season and as at that time was the highest ever englishman in the FIFA player of the year awards,so he didnt get that award because of his nationality BUT in spite of it.
he was ahead of Shevchenko,Batistuta,Veron,Figo,Zidane,Raul,Marcelo Salas that year.

So i ask again, you would take one leg Valencia ahead of Beckham of 1999?

ANSWER: "No"..,"Never"..,"Never ever"..,"Never ever will"...!

Bantino: Hey man, you're not the only one in here with a gun, 9icegee petch where you are, with time you'll know where to put your hands without getting shot

I thought u gave up ur colt back then because of shugamania ??...hmm

Well I just hope "the battle for shugamania" doesn't come up real soon

*staring at my semi-automatic*

Aww!!...can't really say!!...thing is I'm a vegetarian ...buh I drink my milk after every meal tho!!

9icegee: (now de other babe tht hugged me, i wonder who else will appear now and also threaten me. Seems the girls here fetch u, toast u, set u up, den pretend wen their buddies come online and hand u over 2dem 2finish de job...wot a place i find myself...i curl up in one corner of de room, looking at al of dem, full bullet proof vest on, just in case...)

Cheer up man ...ain't nobody gonna shoot you...feel free!!!

I'm d G with d gun..and I ain't planning on shooting nobody.....Yet!!!

[quote author=190-the-clown]You need Jesus [/quote]Lol...u haff start!!

uaphorism: This story I want to relate, is the most outstanding of my not-so-proud-of-myself moments..

There was this girl, some while back in school, we'll call her 'C'.. On a certain night, while I was in class reading in my second year, she stepped in with another friend of mine, a boy named 'D' to read too.. After I'd made small talk with D, they sat on the seat I was sitting on and began reading.. This girl, is those kinda girls that boys respect.. I mean, her comportment was just soo perfect that from second year till we graduated, everyone, even fellow girls, called her Lady C.. No boy ever bragged in the hostel about how he touched her or did 'stuff' with her.. She was just that kinda girl..

However, I didnt notice her much then, until that night sitting close to her. Around 2am that night, I asked her to stroll with me that around the school grounds..everyone was feeling sleepy at that time so, she accepted.. We struck a friendship that night as we talked and talked and talked till around 5 when her hostel was opened. It seemed as if we'd known each other for ages..we almost instantly became comfy in each other's company..looking back now, I wish 'twas a relationship and not a friendship that was struck.. Anyway, we got very close, the calls the texts, the 'sweerie', 'darling' and what nots.. There were more night classes, I went to her room, she came to mine, I even later got a room all to myself and she always came visiting, we hung out, more strolls, we quarrelled, fought, then we hug and make up, we told ourselves our deepest secrets..u know, just the classic friendship and as M.I puts it, no forming and no film tricks..

The sweetest part of this friendship was that we never had any intimate engagements, no kissing, no romance..not to mention sex..twas just platonic.. Now, dont get me wrong, this girl isn't the type that dampens the sex urge, if anything, she heightens it..standing at 6ft, moderate frontal endowments, a spanking figure 8, a very voluptuous posterior..and a beautiful face to crown it all up.. As a man I most certainly am, with blood and not kerosene coursing through my veins, I got ideas but I never entertained them..but you can only fight nature for so long..

We kept at it till our final year..we kept other friends of the opposite sex oo.. However, I could postpone a sex date to hang out with her.. She could cancel a hang out with a male friend of hers, if I needed her to and all that.. When my friends come to ask me if we do stuffs, I tell them 'no' and they take it that I'm joking.. I almost socked a buddy of mine in the jaw when he called her a b!tch at her back when he'll call her Lady C normally..well, that's how close we were without the romance...

Until one night, during our final exams..we went to read one night..and while she was sleeping, I simply lost a hold of myself and squeezed her endowments till they screamed blue murder..the fact that I repeatedly did that got me crazy in my saner moments..up until that time I'd bn very proud of how much I could hold myself no matter the temptation..and yet twas with my friend that I lost my head..

Someone might be wondering why I feel soo bad, I mean, I didnt really do 'much'.. I think its just cuz I believed one can be 'just friends' with the opposite sex and maintain physical contact yet, not have any intimate dealings.. I now know that its an aberration..a contradiction to the laws of nature and you can fight nature for so long.. I actually told her sha..but that was after graduation and err, I was forgiven..still felt that I should share anyway..

Thanks for reading my epistle

Nice write-up...but op are u gay..#just_asking

Shugamania: Lol.. Hey Rony, how u been?

all good shuga...how's u??

[quote author=sweet-tease]Elrony where hav you been!?[/quote]4give м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ mi lady...went AWOL ..how u been?

harlos: shey i no gentle ni? Ask anybody

lol anybody??...she don travel since na

harlos: hunger lo fa na, nt my fault


@mr arony, i'm as gentle as ever

Lol...I hear u!!....gentle as (n)ever abi

Thanks Bey!!...good to see u too

Howdy Bey?!! .....*holdin a placard with "hey shugamania" inscribed on it*

Mr. Hàrłot wad it do?

*drops by*


Hi fam !!!!

edimabassey: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/08/article-2449442-189A023F00000578-899_634x442.jpg

its only a girl like oparah dat can do dat to me... if she no reach oparah hu born ham?

So oparah ur girlfriend has been molesting and assaulting you in public...your life don finish o

free2ryhme: this boy was not born of woman

Wetin come born am??..

Idiata queen: Dat is gud for guyz hoping to be lik dat gal

Abeg kill dat hope o...it would be unfair for u to end up in a pounding induced coma lol

My only fear when it comes to marriage is actually the "fear of getting married"...


_{[size=4pt]God better help me o[/size]}

Make una no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shout na!!

Look carefully @ d photos and see why it can't happen in Nigeria ..we don't have fire hydrants on our streets which we can bust open to revive the girl after her boyfriend or husband must have pounded her to unconsciousness ...

usmsam: Great news!!!! Hope this comes to Naija. So many men will be shamed publicly for their randiness.

P.S.
It is only in Naija that men cheat and are praised for it OR think it is their right to cheat on their wife and people justify it........ even women With all the churches in this country, you would think we are the holiest people on earth. Mtcsheewwww

I think u are right!!!..

Lol coogar sef!!...buh what more can we say sha...cleverley is good!!

OBJ the worst thing that ever happened to a Democractic Nigeria!!

coogar: tom cleverley is quality.... top quality !!!

Lol u mean the weave-on??

andyanders: I have said it that the Nigerian Police is the worst demon on the face of the earth. It is even better for you to accommodate snakes, lion and wild poisonous animals than to have a Nigerian Police man as a friend. They are wicked, heartless and slippery characters. 80% of the Nigerian policemen are criminals ever before getting into the force. Just 2% is not corrupt. 18%, change to criminals when they get into the force. No proper background check of those recruited into the force. Too bad.

100% correct!!!...

Dat section of the armed forces is a waste of tax payers money!!!...useless bastards!!

dademola: bros, u wan open pandora's box b dat oo! can imagine wot cleverley's own wld look like..

Prolly 25mil...LDTM4G

SailorXY: Hahahahaha you don ever hear say even Sunderland dey price any of our midfielders? Release clause ko, Release phrase ni

Lol...maybe because dem get release sentence of 25mil upwards

Policewoman: If found guilty, the killer cops should be dismissed and handed over to the civilian courts to be tried for premeditated murder.

It is lunatics like these that give bad name to the force.

All of you are the same...policeman or policewoman...bunch of criminal minded useless idiotic fucktards!!!...

R.I.P to the victim!!

dademola: he passes it sideways and backwards, so that "e no go spoil for hin hand'

LWKMD4TP