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sexkillz: [color=#000030]The more I think about a Lagos boy senerading a Lagos girl, the more laugh dey catch me. [/color]

HehehheHe wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry u na??
Lwtmb ....

xynerise: Nigerian girls wey u go dey serenade for them go dey ping

Abeg na stress jor

And within her mind she 'd be saying "wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry dis one..,na song I wan chop??".

The only "Limpopo" I know is a river...unless she wan follow м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ go swim for there!!(and something hot must happen inside dat water)

*singin* .....oya Limpopo,baby make we go Limpopo,because u know d koko........"

lynpetra: Am sure you wud like the feeling that comes after you must have handed her the packages after serenading .You know the feelings that comes when she looks at you with a teary eyes saying,"...all this for me?you shudnt have.The singing was more than enough.OMG you are the best among the rest!"

Oh' dis is so l'omantic....and she understands the teary feeling raging within the d trouser singing "wa gba kondo ' o"..

@op....yes,Nigerian guys do serenade their gfs.!!

nyashing by the window is the most romantic ever!!

PS: serenade na serenade,make sure window is involved!!

The molestation continues o!!..

WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!......is it a goalrobbery??

Our boys are suffering o!!!....Jesu !!!

IAMBREEZY: watching and sipping my wine#

Kele na yhu be dis??

But wait o...which kain field be this??

Go EAGLES!!!!!



Time to view dis Ethiopian beauties!!.,chei hot chics

Lol d nigguh with d bolt chasing shuga...Bantino hope u know wachya ve gat to do??

*evil Grin*

I'm tryna hold back but Dark Ronnie has taken over!!

Nigguh get back at dat modafucker!!..payback 's a b1tch..so u ve gat to molest dat b1tch!!


*my inner demon is winning,can't help it*

[quote author=Donalð Genes]What Manner of beauty is this---see wetin Justin Bieber dey run from..his Ex.you all know her name[/quote]Abeg,she no reach!!!

She said .."can we break up ??"...,

Dat was d most romantic words ever!!!

DAyocanoe & Coogar....how market??

Howdy fam??...


*grabs a glass of cold martini*...

#longDay

xynerise: Vanneni is pretty with the low cutz








190, your fada

190 na antelope na...

For the records my sweetheart did ...(Vanneni)

But wait o...*staring at d pix*..Hips D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ talk truth sha

Shout-out to the girls who rock low cuts...

Lol gotta be on the day I was writing exams on a course I mistakenly registered ..

kachiz: ℓ☺ℓ, there was Τ̣̣ђȋ̝̊ƨ̣̣̇̇̇ chick i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ my skool, we just became frends accidentally, then b4 I knew it, I found myself locked up i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Τ̣̣ђё frenship zone. I was scared of telling her anytin bkos my frends told ♍‎Ƹ it will ruin evrytin. I think she went as far as taking ♍‎Ƹ as her broda cos I cud remeba one of her room mates calling ♍‎Ƹ her roomys broda, and all those while I was just melting inside. I didn't know if she expected ♍‎Ƹ τ̅☺ say sometin cos there was even a̶̲̥̅̊ tym she told ♍‎Ƹ that I wasn't romantic sot of thing, that I don't hug her. Well that's my own shaa. I neva acttually told her anything b4 I left FÕ̳͡я̅ industrial training and she wud graduate by d tym A̶̲̥̅♏ done. So op platonic relationship na just english word wey dudes like ♍‎Ƹ don comot from there dictionary

Lwkmd...you don't hug her??...o boy na wa 4 u o...

On gossip column today..."Mancini wants to sign Antonio Valencia "....pls that transfer should scale through come January

And maybe crystal palace or west ham will follow suit and sign Ashley Young...hehehe

Then sir Rooney to wherever he likes,I would prefer PSG


Please fam...how good is Will Hughes of Derby county....

Y'all shouldn't worry much...Delsu 'll matriculate you guys soonest... It's just a matter of time



Stay cool

I ported to iOS because the then Bb OS 6 was too boring for м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ ..I don't even know where I kept dat blackberry till date...no top notch game at all!!

Buh anyways I'm envious of dis their BB10 platform...it's really cool,sleek and different as u can still get High end Games and top notch apps!!


#teamApple

I guess the Mods made a mistake..here's the real thread Title;

"Nigerian men are not interested in dating me cos I look like a man"

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]May the Gods show OP the Light of True Religion.


OP stop being deceived. worship the True Gods.

God does not belong to Israel. God belongs to Nigeria.


Also only ritualists cover themselves in blood.[/quote]Dis magazunchi boi...you need to see the light!!!

AMEN

50calibre: Bad guy!!

Heheh not my doing !!

[quote author=sweet-tease]Miss ke? Na sleep get me lik this so, i don tire like this.
Been reading![/quote]Aww...Good nite!!

alutacontinua: *sssshhhhhhhhhh, Boda Kola, o ti to, issokay, Bo Bo Bod Boda Boda boda Kola Kola, e ma se mi lese, dt's rite, right there, more, more, more, Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooda Koolaaaa ooooooooooo*

EPIC!!!


Disclaimer: na d badt gal wey dey inside if me write d above, no be me, TenQ!

If dat Boda Kola handle u...Julius Berger no go fit repair dat ur bush path ..

М̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ thinks its d specification of the Rod that brought "Boda" into d name calling!!

Just like u see a man with gray hair and refer to him maybe as "pa" ,whoever!!


Dat kola nigguh must be a proud owner of a tractor !!