₦airaland Forum

Vanneni: Honestly! But it wasn't here you saw it, was it?

Hehe I saw it here!!...lol funny piece!!

@santos...is ur 4s factory unlocked and jailbroken??

chamotex: We are playing Southampton and I can't even beat my chest and say we would get a result. SMH

Well I can't say much ...even to bet sef I no fit!!

Truth be said; I gat more confidence when the SE are playing compared to united playing watford sef

Vanneni: Rony!

Yo sweerie!!...

I couldn't help it...dis piece gat м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ LMAO

Some marry because they wanna have children!!

CFCfan: ROTFL

Hehehe y u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ laff na??

These white kids don't know nothing bout da value of life...they need proper orientation !!

No good thinking teen would wanna kill herself because of verbal or physical hassles by her own age grade!!

Dats some dumb bullsh1t..

So if they face the common Nigeria scenario na suicide per second we go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hear??

Hoping I don't see one of my young lecturers on the field claiming U-17...you know say dis one wey strike D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ,man gats to hustle ..

Businesslocator: Op ur oWn good!!my happened this year march 2013.
My room mate emeka and I where chillin in mama kelvin joint. Which was a store very close to my hostel her gen was on bcus had no light 4 weeks peeps in abraka no as e dey b!!
I was chargin my bold 2 and playing wining eleven wit my roomate emeka a guy from anoda hostel was watchin movie on his on system too.
Time was about 9.30pm normally we dey stay dere reach 11pm when the woman close.
As I was gaming with my roomie I suddenly felt an urge to sleep!!so I stood up and headed to my room giving instructions to my roomie to bring in my lapi and fone when e is coming in.
As I layed down to sleep na so I hear boom
As a sharp warri boy I knew 4 sure it was gun shot!
At first I thought they had come to rob our hostel!!so I got up ready to jumb over the fence and disappear!!
The next tin I hear was "make una come o dem don shoot me"
I listened again and recognised the voice it was my roomie!!
I was shocked seeing blood flow from his body!!
He was pleading for help!!
All my padi 4 hostel where busy locking their doors!!
At once I gathered liver and ran towards him and pulled his shirt and tied the wound!na so I shout 4 help o b4 people begin come out slowly!!
By then my lapi and bold2 along with my roomie fone and neighbour lapi don enter armed robber moto!!
We later went to the police station got a report then headed to the hospital!!
I swear that day na GOd save me o na me 4 collect that bullet o!!!
DELSU na 4 strong men o but I love them anyway!!!#team delsu

Delsu na 4 strong men...even vigilante D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rob students lol...buh dem never succeed for my hostel (we good)

Ifèonyèmetaluojiliisiyaweburudakpuonaonunu

castrokins: YOU WILL NOT BREAK MY WAIST WITH YOUR HUMOR. THOSE BLOKES ONCE STOPPED ME ALONG SHOBAYO IN PALM GROVE. I HAD TWO SIM CARDS AND TWO PHONES. THAT WAS MY OFFENSE. THEY SAID ONLY A THIEF WILL HAVE MORE THAN A SINGLE PHONE..BUT SOON AS THEY SAW I HADN'T MONEY ON ME THEY FREED ME BUT WASN'T UNTIL ABOUT 30MINS OF ARGUMENTS.

I never believed in police harassment until it happened to м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ twiced..!!

Fear those criminals in uniform I tell u!!

Sagamite: Go un sorn! (Go ahead)

Lol...

Ehmm!...I'd prefer he stays with his divorced Dad whom he lived with and prolly grew up with before the broken marriage brouhaha !!

I don't get d frigging idea of a baby padrè!!

I don't see how bale is faster than Ronaldo ...

Talking bout PEA...the way dat guy sprints eh ya would think he wears magic boots lol


I don't know the basis for dat list tho...wish someone could explain better!!

Saga...am I eligible to answer??

royale442: LIST OF 10 FASTEST FOOTBALLERS AS RELEASED BY FIFA
10. Alexis Sanchez (30.1 kmph)
9. Arjen Robben (30.4 kmph)
8. Franck Ribery (30.7 kmph)
7. Wayne Rooney (31.2 kmph)
6. Lionel Messi (32.5 kmph)
5. Theo Walcott (32.7 kmph)
4. Cristiano Ronaldo (33.6 kmph)
3. Aaron Lennon (33.8 kmph)
2. Gareth Bale (34.7 kmph)
1. Antonio Valencia (35.1 kmph)

Based on??....speed or acceleration??..

noir

**luxxie..dats gr8**

Soar


**aii luxxie...hope u gud?**

nectar

Boar !!!


Luxxie...just wanted to say" Hi"...where u been??

Their Duty is to stop n search (for RoGer...a.k.a "SKY"

If u no gree pay roger dem go put eègbo for ur pocket..(dat one na 15k)


PS: the fear of Nigerian police is d beginning of long life!!

[quote author=C'est moi]Loool,what is elrony saying? This isn't about me.[/quote]Hehehehehe abeg abeg abeg!!

biting cool: Lol@ dog at blokos ... True sha but I had a guy serenade me in secondary School and I still havent fogotten the moment and d song. It has this sweet fantasy feeling
.........Something every girl should experience

Oh really??...dats cool..what happened afterwards??

[quote author=C'est moi]To burst your bubbles and I aint lying,they are still together gidigba.[/quote]Hehehe I knew it...so you re still dating the choir master...dat guitar wasn't for nothing!!..

Poor John died for nothing!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Most girls here are scared of guys coming to their houses when their papa dey house. . . You wan come go that kain man house, E come be for night(1), when the man dey house(2), When the man dey sleep(3), you disturb him sleep with jinta noise(4)

Na God go save you o. [/color]

Hahaha imagine say sikiratu(wey dey stay barracks) papa and mama just quarrel finish dat night....yhu come D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ disturb the guy with jinta for him own window...dat night u will literally give ur life to Christ !!

[quote author=C'est moi]Lol, you don't know what you are saying.Lemme stop here.[/quote]Hahahaha....I know what I'm saying o!!...mon chèriè..how long was d relationship with John ??..,prove м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ wrong!!

Agù ga egbu dis man o!!!

xynerise: Fear no go let Sexkillz try am. E mind go be say the guiterist go snatch you from him

He rather plays talking drum

No...sekillz go hire raskimono go serenade ogugua!!!

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Abeg, make una no vex. I'm still trying to understand. ok if you wan serenade at all, make e be daytime. Crowd go still gather and just pray the girl isn't too embarassed to deny you. . . E go dey somehow to serenade for road or street or girl house, make she do face like say she no no you. [/color]

Hahahahaha werey ni e!!!....lwkmd hahahahahahahha

[quote author=C'est moi]I've witnessed one before though it wasn't the guy who did it(he was not around),he paid a student guitarist to play the guitar and sing for his girlfriend around 6am infront of her doorstep.It was so sweet.Only few naija guys can do such.[/quote]That guy na John ...he died weeks later due to cardiovascular infraction after he caught d gurl cheating on him with d guitarist,who happens to be her student fellowship choir master !!