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Romance › Re: Guys Stare At My Boyfriend? by Elshahzad: 3:30pm On Jan 15, 2017

Luke 23:34

Properties › Re: FRESH ARRIVALS! Gerrard stone coated tiles at affordable rates {pics} by Elshahzad: 2:41pm On Jan 15, 2017

ddd

Romance › Re: My Gal's Insecurity And False Prophecies, Is Becomn 2 Much by Elshahzad: 11:48am On Jan 15, 2017

Nova15:

I'm sorry but I just had to laugh

if U no laff, ee mean say U no read de story/article

Romance › Re: I Want To Tattoo Her Name On My D1ck Pls Advise by Elshahzad: 11:39am On Jan 15, 2017

"I pity U
LOL
Me dey pity U
b4 U go psycha and ur name go dey General Records lyk CDQ"

Romance › Re: What Is Your Good Luck Charm? by Elshahzad: 11:36am On Jan 15, 2017

UniQuegrACE:
s P e r m

#WORD

Romance › Re: I Need Help by Elshahzad: 10:01am On Jan 15, 2017

Bluezy13:
Start watching Zeeworld then

Thread Closed!!! Babe, #Swear_Down, U need no advice other than this one again... I have spoken!

Romance › Re: I Need Help by Elshahzad: 10:00am On Jan 15, 2017

Bluezy13:
Start watching Zeeworld then

Thread Closed!!! Babe, #Swear_Down, U need no advice other than this one again... I have spoken!

Properties › Re: CRAZY 'END OF THE YEAR' PROMO!!!.. NEW ZEALAND STONE COATED ROOF TILES by Elshahzad: 9:45am On Jan 15, 2017

Romance › Re: Shuld I Tell Her,she Is 4months Older Than Me by Elshahzad: 8:57pm On Jan 14, 2017

Filmewell:
I hope you have good intentions for her

only ma heart can answer that buh as 4 now, its still on a "Great Adventure"

Romance › Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Elshahzad: 8:53pm On Jan 14, 2017

CentaurXXX:
I tell you. Why tread on the path of sexual confusion when you can easily take the simple option.

There's always a guy admiring a girl. If only they'd reduce their pride, They'd come to understand that there is no replacement for a man's phallus.

#WORD

Romance › Re: Nigeria’s Intimacy Gadget Market Booms Even In Recession by Elshahzad: 8:50pm On Jan 14, 2017

Lala, U fuckny oo... So make we no pleasure ourselves 'coz country dey recession?? its "Impossicant"... "Konji knwz no recession, so grab them by the pvssy"- Donald Trump (1921)

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Events › Re: Photos From The Wedding Of A Popular Nairalander. by Elshahzad: 8:41pm On Jan 14, 2017

zarakay:
u got me laughing

abi now.. Wah'z de essence of marryin' a "not cute" lady when there're Brilliant,intelligent and at de same tym cute ladies out there.. Abeg I no dey inna hurry, make I do ma research well so I go cum out with good results.. Ma children must not curse Me.... Btw, I luv the hairdo in ur dp, it can melt ma heart in seconds

Events › Re: Photos From The Wedding Of A Popular Nairalander. by Elshahzad: 7:58pm On Jan 14, 2017

If I dnt marry a cute lady ehn, make mynd4.4 ban Me 4rm Nairaland for 53yrs

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Romance › Re: Shuld I Tell Her,she Is 4months Older Than Me by Elshahzad: 7:54pm On Jan 14, 2017

Emescot:
i hear yo. Get urself a sugar mummy and leave those small girls

way to go bro, its once in a lifetime sumtin...

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Romance › Re: Shuld I Tell Her,she Is 4months Older Than Me by Elshahzad: 7:53pm On Jan 14, 2017

LifeofAirforce1:
I can't date a woman older than me

But i can fucck a woman older than I am.

Eh God, see person husband... God help the girl child

Romance › Re: Shuld I Tell Her,she Is 4months Older Than Me by Elshahzad: 7:51pm On Jan 14, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=limegreen] agreed. It ain't serious . if she don't ask,don't tell[/color]

She shuldnt try askin' 'coz I wnt even tell and de deed myt've been done b4 she discovers sef... I discover'd ma current female friend is 4yrs older than Me, on 1st of January. Tho I dnt let it freak Me, I still behave de way I do normally.... If she knwz ehn, the world myt end 'coz I dorn too boss de r'ltnshp. If she knwz, she'll b feelin' lyk a guy thats yunger's controllin' her

Romance › Re: Shuld I Tell Her,she Is 4months Older Than Me by Elshahzad: 7:46pm On Jan 14, 2017

Emescot:
Tell am first make i see, if she react badly just frown tell am say u wan test am

Okay, I hear U... I no dey test again.. Na ma aunties I wan dey date now, ee b lyk say dose small girls no wan get sense again, nah dia papa mate dem dey find.. And Me no get #PotBelly ambition... I aint gon' tell any lady ma age anymur..

Romance › Re: Shuld I Tell Her,she Is 4months Older Than Me by Elshahzad: 7:28pm On Jan 14, 2017

ikp120:
See how people dey use their hands to buy wahala

No tell am anything o.

lyk say U read ma mind... 1 of ma female friends left Me 'coz I'm 1yr older than her... She dey find person wey use 5yrs+ senior her... Ma current female friend is 4yrs older than I am, she dey tink say I senior her with 1yr, if I tell her make lizard get "smiling face"

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Properties › Re: PAY LESS,GET MORE!... GRADE-A GERARD ROOF TILES NOW CHEAPER {pic} by Elshahzad: 4:00pm On Jan 14, 2017

Health › Re: Fire Burns, Disfigures A Man In Kaduna (Graphic Photos ) by Elshahzad: 11:06am On Jan 14, 2017

oboi

Celebrities › Re: "Why Do Men Bleach?" - Joe Abah After Spotting Bobrisky by Elshahzad: 9:54am On Jan 14, 2017

There're 2 questions there... 1. Y do men bleach?? 2. Who is Bobrisky??.... Abi Bobrisky nah "Man"??

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Celebrities › Re: Tekno Seals N1.2Billion Sony Music Deal In Grand Style [PICS] by Elshahzad: 9:46am On Jan 14, 2017

Outta de Billions of dollars SONY Music made 4rm Micheal Jackson and the rest, nah $4m dem see 4 U abi?? And U dey shout lyk person wey wan die... Okay, fuckgratulation!!!

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Properties › Re: AUTHENTIC STONE COATED ROOF TILES THAT CAN WITHSTAND LIFETIME PRESSURE {pics} by Elshahzad: 9:01am On Jan 14, 2017

rrr

Romance › Re: No Wife Material on Nairaland Romance Section by Elshahzad: 10:43pm On Jan 13, 2017

Alondra:
I don't take words from dolts to heart. Have a nice night

Sorry if U're pained... Nyt!

Romance › Re: Torn Apart: Need Advice by Elshahzad: 10:41pm On Jan 13, 2017

18yr Old daughter kwa??

At this juncture, "Ma brain dorn off, I dey think of hw 2 think"

Romance › Re: No Wife Material on Nairaland Romance Section by Elshahzad: 10:33pm On Jan 13, 2017

Alondra:
Double standard ? How about you get that sense of 0.00000000000001mg you proposed earlier.

Sorry, may ur sense b restored in 10 folds #Amen... I actually typed 1^-10000000000000mg

Romance › Re: No Wife Material on Nairaland Romance Section by Elshahzad: 10:27pm On Jan 13, 2017

Luke 23:34

Romance › Re: Sorry For Calling You Guys Ugly by Elshahzad: 8:04pm On Jan 13, 2017

Alondra:
Have you seen them rant? One can safely say Nairaland is where guys pour out their frustration. Only a small percentage of them are sane

Babe I take God beg U, get small sense nah even tho nah 1^-10000000000000000mg

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Romance › Re: Sorry For Calling You Guys Ugly by Elshahzad: 8:01pm On Jan 13, 2017

We're nt "so" pained 'coz only an attractive female can call us "Ugly" and we'ld b pained

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Romance › Re: I Lied To My Girlfriend That I Invested In MMM by Elshahzad: 7:58pm On Jan 13, 2017

lolz, na U find trouble now oo.... Okay, I'm patiently waiting for "The End"

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