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Properties / Re: (Urgent) Pls Propertylanders, What Is The Name Of This Door (pic Inside) by Elshahzad: 2:10pm On Feb 05, 2017
INTROVERT:
Office Toilet door na grin grin
Y're U lyk diz nah?? grin grin grin.... I really need it badly biko make una epp Me
Celebrities / Re: Yes, Sex Is Food, Nkechi Emmanuel Tells Married Women (photo) by Elshahzad: 2:06pm On Feb 05, 2017
NP



Chris Brown ft Usher and Rick Ross- New Flame
Properties / (Urgent) Pls Propertylanders, What Is The Name Of This Door (pic Inside) by Elshahzad: 2:02pm On Feb 05, 2017
Usually used for toilets

Properties / Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Elshahzad: 10:15am On Jan 20, 2017
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Properties / Re: AUTHENTIC STONE COATED ROOF TILES THAT CAN WITHSTAND LIFETIME PRESSURE {pics} by Elshahzad: 10:11am On Jan 20, 2017
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Romance / Re: A Friend Needs Your Advice... by Elshahzad: 7:33pm On Jan 19, 2017
AHahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah AHahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.... Walahi OP nah skoro I swear down...
Properties / Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Elshahzad: 2:44pm On Jan 19, 2017
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Career / Re: Pictures Of A Taxi Driver With No Legs Spotted In Lagos By A Nairalander by Elshahzad: 11:36am On Jan 19, 2017
Ah, this's serious oo
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Talks About Cristiano Ronaldo by Elshahzad: 11:36am On Jan 19, 2017
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Romance / Re: Some Men Eh! Kai! by Elshahzad: 10:23am On Jan 19, 2017
Sure guy.. Person neva put U inside hin kabbal as hin wife U dey see/call urself hin wife, abeg U need 2 take ur brain 2 Ikeja computer villa 4 unlockin'
Health / Re: J by Elshahzad: 10:14am On Jan 19, 2017
joey150:
23 years old?

if i was your dad you'll refund every penny i paid as tuition for you in highschool.
jes look at U
Politics / Re: Northerners Don’t Know How To Use Power –shettima Yerima by Elshahzad: 10:04am On Jan 19, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Falzthebahdguy Having Fun With His Family As They Celebrate In His Mansion (pics by Elshahzad: 10:03am On Jan 19, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Falzthebahdguy Having Fun With His Family As They Celebrate In His Mansion (pics by Elshahzad: 10:02am On Jan 19, 2017
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Properties / Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Elshahzad: 9:57am On Jan 19, 2017
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Properties / Re: AUTHENTIC STONE COATED ROOF TILES THAT CAN WITHSTAND LIFETIME PRESSURE {pics} by Elshahzad: 9:56am On Jan 19, 2017
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Properties / Re: PAY LESS,GET MORE!... GRADE-A GERARD ROOF TILES NOW CHEAPER {pic} by Elshahzad: 4:39pm On Jan 18, 2017
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Properties / Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Elshahzad: 1:07pm On Jan 18, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Lady Says You’re Not Worthy To Be Called A Boyfriend If You Cant Drop Your ATM by Elshahzad: 11:45am On Jan 18, 2017
Shebi nah account wey money dey I no go wan drop de ATM card... Cum collect ATM card now, if nah ur problem bdat... #Idiat
Properties / Re: QUALITY TURKEY and CHINA ARMORED, STEEL, SECURITY and INTERNAL DOORS AVAILABLE!! by Elshahzad: 9:18am On Jan 18, 2017
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Properties / Re: AUTHENTIC STONE COATED ROOF TILES THAT CAN WITHSTAND LIFETIME PRESSURE {pics} by Elshahzad: 9:17am On Jan 18, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Too Religious Made My Female Friend Carelessly Lost Her Mouth Watering by Elshahzad: 6:56am On Jan 18, 2017
nmreports:
This is hilarious.
I am certain that with time she would start talking in terms of numbers, figures, dates and time.
Thats what clients, investors and shareholders want to hear.
Exactly bruh.. Abi nah she holy pass?? All those "I too know" people
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Being Too Religious Made My Female Friend Carelessly Lost Her Mouth Watering by Elshahzad: 6:53am On Jan 18, 2017
GreenMavro:
By God's Grace God has something big for her in his Tabernacle
U beta stop deceivin' urself Sir. She go tey until she learn her lessons... All those "Holier than thou" attitude dey put up always piss Me off.. If U're religious, b coded 'bouh it. Let it b between U and ur God and nt makin' it piss people off.. Abeg make she go sidon 4 house dey fry groundnut

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Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me, But Now, She Wants Me To Marry Her, Help by Elshahzad: 9:47pm On Jan 17, 2017
"O so simi lenu, o bu suga si"

Translation: The matter mess 4 ma mouth cum add sugar (I no fit swallow mess, I no fit vommit sugar)

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Properties / Re: FRESH ARRIVALS! Gerrard stone coated tiles at affordable rates {pics} by Elshahzad: 1:00pm On Jan 17, 2017
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Properties / Re: PAY LESS,GET MORE!... GRADE-A GERARD ROOF TILES NOW CHEAPER {pic} by Elshahzad: 9:28am On Jan 17, 2017
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Romance / Re: You're Airforce1 Right? by Elshahzad: 9:22pm On Jan 16, 2017
Luke 23:34
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Guy On Nairaland Aquires A Car For 2.3mill (picture Added) by Elshahzad: 9:16pm On Jan 16, 2017
Haters Are Fucktards
Properties / Re: FRESH ARRIVALS! Gerrard stone coated tiles at affordable rates {pics} by Elshahzad: 4:31pm On Jan 16, 2017
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Romance / Re: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Elshahzad: 4:27pm On Jan 16, 2017
karacta1:

If that is what you had been hoping for, sorry to disappoint you. You really don't know who you were dealing with. Hahahahahahaha
Common, go on humiliating your bitc.h mother, where men with sense and proper training are discussing.. FYI
when everybody dey sing "sweet mother, I no go 4get U", U go dey sing "Bit.ch mother, I no go 4giiiiiive U 4 nt lettin' Me knw ma original mad father".... Ahahahahahahahahahahhaa, omo ale( bast.ard)
Romance / Re: Consequences Of Premarital Sex by Elshahzad: 1:12pm On Jan 16, 2017
karacta1:

YOU MEAN A BITC.H ACTUALLY GAVE BIRTH TO YOU?. LITTLE WONDER YOU ARE A BASTARD SON OF A BITC.H.
Now that explains a lot about you.
WHAT ARE SOCKING REVELATION!! Hmmmmm
ee pain am!!! tongue tongue

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