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Highflyer3:
Exactly Mr.Epilepsy

Is that your family surname?
Or are you suffering from dyslexia?

You told them you were purging and she still agreed to go clubbing with your friend? Now where is the love?

Your friend deserve to be shot on both knees for breaking the guys code...

And take heart bro, you got served for trusting too much. Watch your back next time.














Love: a disease of the mind

To the roots jor!

Politics in the African way.

Ride on boss. 9ice one

Find a man/woman after your heart and be blissful as long as you live no matter which path you chose to tread.

Ignore societal expectation and live according to your own dictate...that's living, not just existing.

Laugh at your follies later in life instead of sitting down and regretting those thing you never did.


Fvck the corporate world niggah. And fvck societal expectations.

Roland17:
Distasteful...Animals in human skin roaming the streets and with lax laws and a culture of aggression being a victim is never far fetched..

You say?

Roland17:
Distasteful...Animals in human skin roaming the streets and with lax laws and a culture of aggression being a victim is never far fetched..

You say?

There is a programmed automated slap delivery mechanism installed behind the door that doles you a well deserved serving, commonly known as 'dirty slap' if you dare to satisfy your curious cravings by opening the door without knocking.













You wan gatecrash their conference?
Abi you wan see bright colorful stars for daylight?

All na scam

Marriage is just to fulfill societal expectations.


Life is one way street....

You can decide to live your life doing what you like or live by the rules of the society.

Sounds gibberish...

You are in real deep shit!

Now is the time you channel all your energy into mundane things like trying to impress your gf so as to win her totally.

You start worrying about the whereabouts of your gf, what she's doing at the moment and what not.


I'll advise that you think real deep and decide what you want.

Relationship is about two hearts becoming one, three is a crowd.

Still beats my imagination why God will create someone, genetically engineer the human nature into him, put on earth to test for a couple of years and if he messes up, he will burn forever.... FOREVER?!!

Imagine, you can't live forever but you can burn forever...

What is the cutoff mark for heaven gan?

How much is the ticket? What's it gonna cost?
Is the holy spirit available in tablets?

How are we to be sure which way to heaven when we have denominations in faith?

When Christians will argue madly with each other on who's serving God the right way?
Why do poor christians believe rich christians will go to hell?

Why are Christians trying to out-christian each other?

Is it by force to go to heaven?

Why are Muslims fighting infidels on God's behalf?
Can't he fight them himself? And did he send them?

Tell ye what, Religion is another form of mind control, you subscribe to it and get your mentality reset and your thoughts streamlined.


Religion thrives on our reluctance to ask 'Why'....take it and keep it!

The human mind...
Vast enough to accommodate and process mega ideas

But very dark, evil thoughts and ideas envelopes its entirety that bad ideas are developed and processed faster.

Morale of the story: if you can think it and believe it, you can achieve it.....no matter how bad or ridiculous the idea may sound.

'Come with me don't you worry
I'm gonna take you places
I'm gonna give you the time of your life.....


That's the way love goes..

Lekan247:
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Confirmed!

One simple queshon, who geh money pass?

shayneharvey:
he is very very selfish!!!

Erm...*clears throat* your comment actually made me check you out, you've actually showed to the world the kind of person you are, your belief is that your body is all what you're worth and that is your investment....you're really far away from reality, just existing and not living....

From left: LOL, LMAO,LMFAO,ROTFL and LWKMD

Hehehe...our government no like competition at all.



































I hope they know that their children are also into it sha...so make hunter snare no go hook soldier o.

@op, erm, I might not be versed in the knowledge of confraternity, fraternity or maternity but I believe no initiated will go on a public forum and be spewing trash like u just did...to me, seems you want cheap popularity and attention.



Are you a learner?

one thing I'm happy about is that, the white folks knows very little about blacks esp nigerians and we (nigerans) know almost everything about them, if i have the chance to come back to this world again a thousand times, I will still be black

this is the same set of people that brought religion to us and the bible made us realize that God created man in his own image, looking down on blacks and discriminating against us is enough reason for God to judge them accordingly.....maybe thats why they a ravaged with natural disasters

one thing I'm happy about is that, the white folks knows very little about blacks esp nigerians and we (nigerans) knows almost everything about them, if i have the chance to come back to this world again a thousand times, I will still black

this is the same set of people that brought religion to us and the bible made us realize that God created man in his own image, looking down on blacks and discriminating against us is enough reason for God to judge them accordingly.....maybe thats why they a ravaged with natural disasters

How do you want your 'K'?

NairaMinted:
Al-Qaeda in Iraq, ISIS/ISIS/IS or whatever they go by nowadays wasn't set up as an excuse for America to invade Syria. ISIS themselves were meant to be the invading force doing America's/Israel's bidding and thereby undermining the government of Syria; destabilizing the entire region and eroding Iran's sphere of influence and finally, destroying any true opposition that stood against Israel or Washington's hegemony in that region.

3 years on, the Syrian government is still standing - thanks in part to Russia and Iran. ISIS has failed and the situation is a stalemate with either side (Syrian government or ISIS) been able to secure any sort of lasting victory over the other. So Uncle Sam, having failed to get it's war going last year with the staged Ghouta chemical attack, has become desperate and is now staging false executions, calling for no-fly zones and claiming yet again that the Assad government has used chemical weapons against his people and the United States, being the exceptional and great country it is, has a responsibility to protect (R2P)

2007- Multiple Pullitzer winning journalist, Seymour Hersh, The Re-Direction article in the New Yorker:

"To undermine Iran, which is predominantly Shiite, the Bush Administration has decided, in effect, to reconfigure its priorities in the Middle East. In Lebanon, the Administration has coöperated with Saudi Arabia’s government, which is Sunni, in clandestine operations that are intended to weaken Hezbollah, the Shiite organization that is backed by Iran. The U.S. has also taken part in clandestine operations aimed at Iran and its ally Syria. A by-product of these activities has been the bolsteringof Sunni extremist groups that espouse a militant vision of Islam and are hostile to America and sympathetic to Al Qaeda.

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/03/05/070305fa_fact_hersh?currentPage=all

This same ISIS group that most of you are all just hearing about is the same ISIS (together with Jabhat Al-Nusra, Abu Bammer,FSA,etc) that Bashar Al-Assad has been fighting in Syria for the past 3 plus years. The same ISIS that Senator McCain paid a solidarity visit in 2013! The same ISIS that have been clothed in the garment of "moderates" to sell the idea of arming them overtly to the gullible American public. The same "moderates" (ISIS) that Obama has asked congress for an additional 500 million to arm. The same "moderates" that have been the recipients of non-lethal aid (those gleaming new trucks and all) for the past 3 years from the West.The same ISIS that has committed far worse atrocities on Christians, Alawites, Shia and others in Syria than the events unfolding in Iraq and to the Yazidis in particular since 2011!! Why didn't Uncle Sam come to the rescue then?


ISIS is a terror horde created by the CIA and Mossad, fiananced by Saudi and Qatar petrodollar (Yes, believe it or not, Saudi & Qatar are in cahoots with Israel and the US by unleashing wahabist/salafist elements that espouse a violent brand of Sunni Islam against the Iranian dominated shia crescent that both Israel & Saudi & Qatar see as a threat ), trained in Jordan and supported logistically by Turkey with the U. S. Embassy in Ankara serving as operational headquarters. Now one of the terrorist groups, Al-Nusra has been delisted by Turkey (NATO member) and what's more, this same Al Nusra has merged with ISIL otherwise known as ISIS and now known as IS.

The end goal is to destablize the entire middle east: Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, and so on....(I read a couple of days ago that the US is even pressurizing the Lebanese government not to receive arms in desperation from Iran; arms long promised from the US goverment).....

And who ends up as the benefactor of the turmoil unleashed? Israel (Or Greater Israel as the plan would be). You think this charade of a bombing campaign is gonna stop ISIS? ISIS will soon come knocking on the gates of Beirut and finally Tehran..... This is all state sponsored terrorism courtesy of the great United States of America!

Spotted

...And those who complain about the bank services while on queue to appear learned or civil and to gain cheap popularity or attention...pisses me off always.


Why can't you just shut up and finish their transaction so person go see road?

Johnnyessence:
its so so painful seeing fayose d corrupt man been swearing in today to lead d good people of ekiti state this happen in other sw state in d likes of osun state omisore is like fayose they don't av any foresight for this country just to cause violence when they are hungry for power let me tell u vividly here this is a blatant lie he even said when they open d new government house fayemi built that everyone will be sleeping in d government house this is lie this is what he will be saying during this period. fayose has d opportunity from federal government to feed d thugs and d poor elites with bag of rice and kerosene they won't do anything only themselves fayemi bring d initiator of ICT company in ekiti state,he brings samsong company in ekiti state. a proverb said d poor will also will be poor why d rich will also be rich.d court of law will take his course .

Chai!! Sango o!

Johnnyessence:
its so so painful seeing fayose d corrupt man been swearing in today to lead d good people of ekiti state this happen in other sw state in d likes of osun state omisore is like fayose they don't av any foresight for this country just to cause violence when they are hungry for power let me tell u vividly here this is a blatant lie he even said when they open d new government house fayemi built that everyone will be sleeping in d government house this is lie this is what he will be saying during this period. fayose has d opportunity from federal government to feed d thugs and d poor elites with bag of rice and kerosene they won't do anything only themselves fayemi bring d initiator of ICT company in ekiti state,he brings samsong company in ekiti state. a proverb said d poor will also will be poor why d rich will also be rich.d court of law will take his course .

Chai!! Sango o!

*in Sean Tizzle's voice* Omo daada lomo yen o!

Interesting..

Interesting...

Cannabis sativa

Make dem come naija come see film na...

Oya! E ma r'iran wo. Indian film

RIP to the dead and may God ease the pain of the families and loved ones affected.




Now, this all bothers down to our maintenance culture here in Nigeria. It is simply ridiculous; no one is infallible? Yes, I agree but sometimes, taking cognizance to little things can mean a lot. Check all the 'checkables' on your vehicle and ensure good working condition before embarking on a trip to avoid stories that touch.

A stitch in time can save more than nine these days.