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onstelly:
now I don't understand, what do you mean by that biko explain well for me

lol chill. Just messing with ya, but what i meant was someone smart who has had the thought of suicide might just give your sig. A second thought of implementation.

If you Check this matter well, u go see say b4 dis horse enter police, e don dey act BF. Pls charge him for attempted rape!

TrapQueen77:



Oohh laawwd watta massive hard meat is tat and at least it's pinkish tho..

mayday! Mayday! TrampQueen alert!!

Na when babalawo start to dey use wallet? See packaging.

crotonite:
ethical hacking also pays...

but it pays less!!

onstelly:
Hahaha

so be careful the information you put out there, someone crazy on the brink of mental destruction could just be passing by.

This is cool, but am finding it hard to laugh cus it feels old skool and predictable, Dunno why sha. Maybe i've got an heightened sense of humour and uncanny ability to mentally explain jokes till they are no longer funny.

onstelly:
Lol what about my sigy, you don't like it smiles

nope, am actually considering it. *chuckles*

She hasn't met a niggha from the United States of Akwaibom who eats dog meat everyday.

onstelly:
Kenya again

you sig. Messes with my mind.

WTF! Is the full meaning of MMM.

Nobody says it. Yall just ranting up and down. The first day one guy told me 'bout this, i told him it was a scheme that won't hold for long. And i haven't even heard bout it before! Any smart person would know this. The structure isn't one built to last.

what do you mean "money you can afford to lose?" does any such money exists?.

Like it or not. Every money put into this sham is an inverstment! I told the guy, make the most you can out of this sh!t now cus one day it would collapse! And trust nigerians. Natural con artists. Ready to milk the loopholes.

This lawyer is not ready to lose his money yet from desensitization. Black on Black crime. We don't have the morals to engange in this. No one does. But if i do have the "money to lose" i would INVEST in this, knowing its gon collapse later. F'cK outta here!!


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)

RoyalMail:
Wang Jianlin, worth £23 billion.

Wang Sicong, 28, was educated at Winchester College and is already worth £430 million.

wetin kon be the dog worth?

Story made in china, but i no blame the pikin na their government wey no wan allow dem born. This boy for be Ichild 7

dmltoyin:
That an old iron that existed when makeup dint exist

Iron of dz days are so fake like some females
Filled with makeup buh die of cancer

that girl don show you pepper abi? Lwkm!

DrayZee:
Hehe....
Yet some will be comparing this to Exynos and Snapdragon..

Even Mediatek with sufficient RAM will not be easily strained...

no mind dem iphone activists dem.

dmltoyin:
It's hissing at the stupidity of the owner

puhahahaha dem go soon recall all Iphone 7.


Iphone 7 vs Note 7 vs CamonC9.

2down.. 1 to go.

austinosita:
This is deep! I had to google weltschmerz.........damn, kinda true, but I don't want to have that mentality! Yes, we are in a cruel world, but even at that, there are some that are successful.........they struggled through all the weariness and cruelty of the world........they never allowed it weaken them.

#Nomatterwhattheworldsays
#Neversaynever
#keeponkeepingon


It is not over, until it is over(death)

the pain i feel is knowing i was given the platform but i could make nothing out of it, ever felt cursed or something? Yea that's the feeling.


if it was my struggle only i might try but then, even the pain i feel sometimes is mine combined with the world.

I feel bad everyday knowing there is an hardworking mother getting mugged somewhere of her hardearned money,

i feel bad that there are graduates who suffered through school and walk the streets tattered with nothing to show for it,

i feel bad for that mother with two babies strapped to her back and hawking vegetables on her head,

i cry for that one armed man who smiles everyday oblivious of his deformity and wondering how he gets through.

I cry for that innocent 2yrs old malnourished child who is abadoned in the middle of war,why does God let him/her suffer?

I weep knowing that the world couln't have been and would never be a better place.

Nairastake:
The problem with most of us is that we have our breakthrough in hand but busy looking for it in jand.
You're writing a series right? Don't you know that can yield you upto $500 a month when you publish it on Amazon for free? If you don't know how to go about it and you really have some books written by you (whether sorrowful, poems or anything) pm me let me walk you through.

the series is not a book or anything, just how i feel,the struggles and all written in poetic art form, posted on my FB wall.

sweetval:
Wen e go happen, open another thread for 'How my super hot new girlfriend broke my heart'.. Am ourra here..

e don happen o! Where you dey! https://www.nairaland.com/3355332/how-celebrated-tonight-broke-up

oppybouy:
I don't know the exact measurement of the Depth. But I know it's deep enuf for a Man to lose his house, his car, his self worth and half of his savings and assets.

lwkmd!!!! Kai! Wtf!

yusufadebayo02:
Dear Oluwaseun Osewa,
I don come to yarn u my depress story o. Cos as i dey is like
say i no dey exist ni.
I graduated at 27years (2010) from Kwara State Polytechnics with an
HND in Business Administration, Lower Credit. I observed my youth
service corp at Ministry Of Defence Abuja(2011).
Social anxiety hit hard
in the middle of college and I became a hermit, doing well
academically but suffering in terms of networking.
I've been struggling and struggling to find meaningful work ever since
graduating and I'm quickly slipping more into my self-destruction and
depression-related behavior. I'll spend half a week in bed and be
happy for it. I'll drink myself into comfort constantly. I have 4
years of off/on hard substance abuse, depression, self-harm and
suicide ideation. As far back as elementary school I used to write
suicide notes for "recreation", I glorified misery, etc.
While all that stuff mellowed out in school (except for anxiety, which
too mellowed out around my last year), after failed attempts at work
I'm feeling more and more like a total failure when I see how many of
my peers are financially independent and doing well for themselves. I
suggest continuing into further study which am now in PGD session at Lautech with installment option. The school was shutdown due to economic recession and management unable to pay their staffs salaries.
This is what i expect with high unemployment stuff, just to stay out of
the bad market and add to my qualifications, hoping to find work later
when conditions have improved. I have #5,000 in my saving account and
am out of my apartment in 3 weeks.
In the past I never hated life enough to end it, and I couldn't
because I knew my mildly disabled sibling would need me when our
parents pass. Also in my culture I think the grief would bring
irreparable harm to my parents. But recently... those facts are
seeming like smaller and smaller deterrents. I don't know. I sat in
training for a shitty call center job today and zoned out thinking
about where I'd do it, river or rope, what and to whom I'd leave as
notes, etc.
None of my friends know. I'm handsome, fun to be around, completely
sane-looking and sane-behaving (besides my scarred parts). I'm dating
a beautiful intelligent woman and have no problem meeting more, etc,
but no one knows how broke I am or how close I am to breaking. If I
did it I can't think of anyone who'd not be surprised.
I used to have such grand dreams for what I'd want my life to be like;
I used to be a skilled Embroidery Designer, my old Designer friends
are now abroad in famous stylist shop, etc... meanwhile, I wake today
and received calls of two of a beer parlour that pays token and is
itself a potent source of shame for me. How did I Bleep up this bad.
Baba Seun, i will like you to whistle this my story to does it consign to
come for my rescue.
Yusuf Adebayo writes.
07038898819.

only few would understand brah.

At the first bolded. Am doing that right now. Writing Such good poetry on depression and how humanity is a curse. Weeks ago i started a series write up on the darkness that calls to me and its interruption by light. The funny thing is am dropping hints to everyone but no one understands.

We all had dreams. But then life could be a nightmare. They say life is too short to kill yourself but they don't know life is also too long waking up everyday to the bare facts of your failures and weaknesses.

But don't be suicidal, fight it, channel the pain and anger to something and be succesful and make someone smile. It would make you feel good.

Am an empath with weltschmerz,
sometimes i carry the pain of the world on my shoulders.

InyinyaAgbaOku:
Did he just call Johnathan a mistake of a president?

i think say na only me see am. I read that part like 4times. Lwkm

timijoseph01:
Apologise to who... To donJazzy or the fans..? As a matter of fact they both posted EXACTLY same words in their apology to the fans and hipTv..
Elite walkin in the street..?? him for they fly for street now, sebi na elite idiot...!

fly koh, mumu...you think say e be olamide wey dey claim omo àjé??

peterbello:
OP just described the spec of Gionee Marathon M5 Mini. And it goes for less than 40k.

and other phones too not neccessarily Gionee M5, i could list 50other phones with such specs for you.

Jhuniyour:
whatever. we know they're both matured - perhaps. So .... they could talk about it in the DM.

its goes down in the D.M! It goes down...


The fact is that we could be the one looking for poison where there is none. We go start feud like we did with wizkid and davido without their consent.

timijoseph01:
Ode..!
he walks in the shadow of dagrin but galantly and single handedly expose the mighty don jazzy.. No nigeria artist could that which explains why most of them took his side on Social Media during the fight..
Now who art Falz unto Don jazzy...??

exposed who? And how does that change the fact that he still walks in dagrin's shadow? As in ehn The height of your inner stupidity is the fact that the person you dey argue for still apologized for his stupid actions. And don jazzy is still mighty in his sight. Do you know why falz is better than olamide? Cus hes an elite who walks the street!! Yeah niggha!! You can die now!

Jhuniyour:
All na for punchline hustle.

Anyways let's fold our hands and legs.

Opistorincos:
"Dem say you no fit blow abi?
When you no getty money life is so funny
But when you getty money when you crack a joke dem go say e funny".

wetin be the punchline for there?
I no see the difference between wetin olamide talk and wetin follow.

Besides, standing against fallz tha badt guy is a lost cause for someone like olamide, cus falz can do what he does and even better. Falz is a new niche, olamide walks in the shadow of dagrin,

mayorjosh:
Team iOS

We don't do google play that is shared by Samsung,infinix,htc,etc


We're unique

its okay we understand. You are the perfect zombie soldier that needs to be led. Submit your picture here to be inducted to their hall of fame. http://makemezombie.com/

Make Way!!!

But Op who tell you say we never knew this facts before?

melodyogonna:
are u a hacker?

am not, and real hackers don't say they are. Especially geniuses. Wtf! This first rule is Identity concealing. This guy sha.

kennygee:
What ever u do, don't buy an Itel phone. You will just cry.

lwkm. You go knack screen till your hand go pain you!


As this topic. It all depends on your Budget, because if na like that, den kukuma tellus make we go buy Iphone7 nah...since it has all the features you just listed.

What is the time placement of the class. So i know if my schedule gon allow it.

Dude! You don't just go online and say you wanto learn how to build network cheats. Does it sound nice to you? I guess not. You are asking for someone to teach you the Dark(black) arts(hat). They don't create network cheats. They find loopholes.

DonSegmond:
So? DId you ever study economics? Do so. Learn about cost of living.

Americans pay taxes. That's why things are nice over there. Like 30% of their income. So take home pay for that is going to be about $36-$49k.
Which is $3250 to $4083 a month. I didn't add Social Security Taxes and other misc taxes. About 30% is fine.


But here's a quick breakdown of non optional monthly expense.

Retirement 401k - $300
Rent - $1000 ( if Mortgage then $1600+$200 property tax + $200 HOA fees + $100 home insurance. - $2100) This is in a cheap city.
Health Insurance - $200
Car payment - $250
Car Insurance - $150
Car repair/budget - $80
Car parking/wash/others - $50 (In Chicago, downtown parking costs $48 a day, getting dedicated parking downtown is going to cost $500/month easy)
Cell phone bill - $50
Cable/Home internet bill - $100
Electrical bill - $50 (if you live in hot place, you will see $150 when your AC runs all day)
Natural Gas bill - $50 (If you live in a cold place, you can see $150-$250 during winter months)
Water sewer bill - $40
Gasoline bill - $70
Food - $200 (This means no eating out, you are cooking, eating out is like $10 for a cheap meal, if you did that 3x a day that's $30 or $900 a month)
Grocery - $100
Student Loan - $200 (This is cheap, College is now easily costing about $80,000)
Personal care - $100 (Women pay $100 to get cheap hair done that lasts a week, $20-$25 haircut/facial shave)
Entertainment/Social - $200
Vacation - $0. Flight begins at around $200 to most places, hotel rooms $100/night. So no vacation.

Total is $2880. If you were buying a house, then it would be $3980. Mortgage is monthly for 30yrs. With mortgage, you get lawn, snow shoveling and home maintenance expenses.

This is without girlfriend/wife/boyfriend expenses.

If you have kids, child care will easily run you $1000 month.

Even tho you have insurance, you still pay your deductibles, which can easily be anywhere from $5,000-$10,000 a year. If you have car accident, get speed ticket, your car insurance goes up and you pay tickets, or insurance deductible of around $500 to get your car repaired.

So there you go $3250 to $4900. You are single, no vacation, eating mostly at home. You are saving $370 to $2000. At $51k, you can't buy a house. Buy a house while making $70k and your savings drop to $920.

Have an emergency and you are done. Visit Naija in December and flight will cost you $2,000. A lot of people in American are in debt, what they get is a "comfortable" life but not plenty of cash.

o boi! No tell me say you siddon write this tin.. Even my phone no gree quote you.

DonSegmond:
So? DId you ever study economics? Do so. Learn about cost of living.

Americans pay taxes. That's why things are nice over there. Like 30% of their income. So take home pay for that is going to be about $36-$49k.
Which is $3250 to $4083 a month. I didn't add Social Security Taxes and other misc taxes. About 30% is fine.


But here's a quick breakdown of non optional monthly expense.

Retirement 401k - $300
Rent - $1000 ( if Mortgage then $1600+$200 property tax + $200 HOA fees + $100 home insurance. - $2100) This is in a cheap city.
Health Insurance - $200
Car payment - $250
Car Insurance - $150
Car repair/budget - $80
Car parking/wash/others - $50 (In Chicago, downtown parking costs $48 a day, getting dedicated parking downtown is going to cost $500/month easy)
Cell phone bill - $50
Cable/Home internet bill - $100
Electrical bill - $50 (if you live in hot place, you will see $150 when your AC runs all day)
Natural Gas bill - $50 (If you live in a cold place, you can see $150-$250 during winter months)
Water sewer bill - $40
Gasoline bill - $70
Food - $200 (This means no eating out, you are cooking, eating out is like $10 for a cheap meal, if you did that 3x a day that's $30 or $900 a month)
Grocery - $100
Student Loan - $200 (This is cheap, College is now easily costing about $80,000)
Personal care - $100 (Women pay $100 to get cheap hair done that lasts a week, $20-$25 haircut/facial shave)
Entertainment/Social - $200
Vacation - $0. Flight begins at around $200 to most places, hotel rooms $100/night. So no vacation.

Total is $2880. If you were buying a house, then it would be $3980. Mortgage is monthly for 30yrs. With mortgage, you get lawn, snow shoveling and home maintenance expenses.

This is without girlfriend/wife/boyfriend expenses.

If you have kids, child care will easily run you $1000 month.

Even tho you have insurance, you still pay your deductibles, which can easily be anywhere from $5,000-$10,000 a year. If you have car accident, get speed ticket, your car insurance goes up and you pay tickets, or insurance deductible of around $500 to get your car repaired.

So there you go $3250 to $4900. You are single, no vacation, eating mostly at home. You are saving $370 to $2000. At $51k, you can't buy a house. Buy a house while making $70k and your savings drop to $920.

Have an emergency and you are done. Visit Naija in December and flight will cost you $2,000. A lot of people in American are in debt, what they get is a "comfortable" life but not plenty of cash.

don't tell me you sat down to type all those calculations!

Programming here i come!! Accept my lazy a$s and i pledge to master your art.