Phones › Re: Android Users Avoid This App. by elvision1(m): 10:44am On Jul 09, 2016 |
I have been trying to help someone fix her phone from this sort of ish. Ads popping and different. Google.system.apps installing. I think sometimes,the websites we visit secretly infects the system. A reset seems best to me. |
Nairaland General › Re: #Fynestboi and Friends Hangout Joint: by elvision1(m): 5:22pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 5:08pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
whizcartel: like dude. Does your brain have cramps? is it having mensuration? You shut the fvck up and stop typing shit with yo shitty hands. Claiming online thug. Better think old man. you started the dumb insults you dumb prick, who argued with you that you are smart. get a life modafvcker and quit bugging me with the miserable one you have got now. stupid ass fool. lwkm! All these for me? Ontop which insult i give you na? increased painment! Lmao!! You even typed mensuration as an intended insult! Chai! I don die! Hehehe... Just stop these gibberish and wish me a happy birthday boi! |
Phones › Re: Airtel 2g Data Now Cracked To 4g Lte by elvision1(m): 3:39am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Am not sure this will just by hotspot tethering. But will give it a try though |
Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 3:34am On Jul 07, 2016 |
whizcartel: Dude? are you retarded? I say we don hear say you smart. I can't be trading words with a smart dunce. No be only pain, na T-pain.(IF YOU LIKE QUOTE ME, NA OYO YOU DEY) Just shut up already. You are not making any sense not like you were making any before anyway. |
Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 3:16pm On Jul 06, 2016 |
whizcartel:
OK now that we have heard that you are smart, go and look for some sand to play with. Nincompoop. hahaha!! E pain am! Why result to insults boi? What is it boi? No more words in your lingua arsenal? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by elvision1(m): 10:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
And i be wan post this thing b4 oh! I don see am since 2:45pm. And i just 4get.
Make i add my own sha.
Yello! Text the location of the moon to 53354 and get a chance to win the Sun - MTN
once upon a time in july 2016,the moon got missing, ten courageous men go on a quest to find it,only one would be the ultimate man and win 2billion naira. -GULDER (ULTIMATE SEARCH)
if the government can just hang clusters of white bulbs together we can create a moon in the sky and save us time wasting on holidays, Am just trying to make common sense - murray Bruce. |
Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 9:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
whizcartel: YOU NEED PROOF?(NOTICE THE LETTERS ARE IN CAPs, HOPE YOUR GLASSES ARE THICK ENOUGH, OLD MAN)
FOLLOW THIS FIVE(5) STEPS
1. GO TO YOUR DEFAULT WEB BROWSER.
2. TYPE IN "GOOGLE.COM" ON YOUR URL BOX.(WAIT TILL IT LOADS)
3. TYPE IN THE SEARCH KEY "ARE CROCODILES ENDANGERED?"
4. WAIT TILL IT LOADS...............................................
5. WHEN IT LOADS, YOU WILL SEE VARIOUS RESULT,(CLICK ON ANY)..
Do you think I have got the time to write an article, I was trying to point out the obvious and you tryna sound smart.....WHO YOU EPP If you like kill them.... I no send you.. you have got your own damn life, live it as you deem fit... This country would continue to be retrogressive until we change our mentality. I no animal activist, But I support their conservation.. google didn't quote me to form English teacher and "concerned citizen" , You did, so if you cannot bring the facts here then just shut the fúck up! Cus am actually smarter than you!! |
Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 4:59pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
whizcartel: Helloooo!!!!! first things first. Is "Hiiii" a question Because I honestly don't understand the question mark there. Further more your joke is dry. Is the crocodile my extended family(SMH). Pls sir come up with something better. I grieve because we are killing wildlife without consideration, and people like you support and even patronise the killings. don't get me wrong, crocodiles are not facing extinction, but they could if the killings are not regulated. Just imagine if people or Nigerians develop a taste for this magnificent beasts..... Do you think they will continue to exist? they are our last link to the dinosaurs. and remember they have once face extinction. Oookay,now i see you trying to sound intelligent. First of all have you heard of "intonations"? You were taught once an english word has been used in a way it can't be used in another? You don't think i can make " Hi " sound like an Exclamation?,a statement?,a confused expression? Or like a fvcking question? (What's wrong with this guy?) lwkm@dry joke. Since when has commiserating with you become a joke. "Crocodiles are not facing extinction but they could be if they are not regulated" and what's your statistics for that? What's their birth rate and death rate? Are they below the red line? If it was up to you, you would make all nigerians vegetarians cus you think fishes would go into extinction. I talk am say una don really chop belleful. Guy, go siddon. If you wanna be a wildlife conservationist. Go and get a career on it and do something 'handy' and tangible with it,don't take your activism onto the net and just rant with no convicing proof but just unverifyable logic. You should be more concerned about the end of the planet.with global warming on the increase,when it comes crashing down, you and every wildlife would go extinct. |
Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 4:54pm On Jul 05, 2016*. Modified: 9:17pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
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Crime › Re: Old Man Commits Suicide In Anambra By Hanging (Disturbing Photo) by elvision1(m): 12:39pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
hope4nigeria: that man was assasinated because of his big Land. Wetin old man like that dey do with big land?
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Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 12:30pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
whizcartel: Hellooooo..... are you OK? Nigga used 15k to buy that small animal. if hungry dey catch am, I no sure say he go use that kain amount take buy... 15k go do am for two weeks. Hiiiii? Is the crocrodile an extended family of yours? You seem grieved. Take heart brother. There are many where that came from, so tell your folks not to worry 'bout extinction. |
Crime › Re: Old Man Commits Suicide In Anambra By Hanging (Disturbing Photo) by elvision1(m): 12:17pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Couldn't he have waited just for a few more years?
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Food › Re: Yummy Crocodile Meat I Bought by elvision1(m): 5:30pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Na which kain nigerians be these wey dey talk bout wildlife conservation? Make person die leave wildlife? abi una don chop belleful? Una dey craze?!
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Romance › Re: She Said Nobody Will Date Me because Am Ugly, Please Be The Judge by elvision1(m): 2:55pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
You mostly, only find this sort of painting in GTBank. O.P are you a cleaner there? |
Education › Re: No Admission For Awaiting Result Candidates This Year by elvision1(m): 2:41pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Fynestboi: *No Admission For Awaiting Result Candidates This Year*
No fewer than one million candidates who applied for admissions into the universities with awaiting results may be denied admissions as many of the institutions have fixed dates to commence screening of prospective applicants for the 2016/2017 academic session.
Saturday Sun investigations revealed that over one million candidates currently in secondary schools that wrote the 2017 Universities Matriculation Tertiary Examination (UTME) did so as awaiting result candidates, which has been the practice.
In the May/June2017 West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE), 1,552,772 million candidates registered for the school exam while over 1,200,000 million candidates also registered for the Senior School Certificate Examination (SSCE) conducted by the National Examinations Council (NECO)
The West African Examinations Council (WAEC) is currently marking the answer scripts of candidates that wrote the May/June 2017 WASSCE and would release the results in August while the SSCE conducted by NECO is on going nationwide and would be concluded July ending.
Some of the universities have placed adverts inviting prospective candidates for the screening exercise for the 2016/2017 academic session starting this month even as WAEC is yet to release the May/June 2017 WASSCE result, while other candidates are currently writing the SSCE (NECO), which would be released either in September or October.
In some of the advertisements for the screening text, the universities stated that applicants for admissions are to come with original UTME result, WAEC or NECO result, birth certificates, scratch card, local government area and state of origin certificates, testimonial of schools attended, police and medical reports.
The implication is that many of the prospective candidates seeking admission with awaiting results may miss the opportunity unless the Federal Government wades into the issue. The fear of parents and schools is that some of the institutions would have concluded the screening exercise before WAEC and NECO release the results.
The Federal University of Petroleum Resources Effurun (FUPRE) in its advert inviting applicants’ admission it reads: “Only candidates who have five credits at one or two sittings (including English Language and Mathematics) are eligible to apply. Candidates awaiting results may, however, be considered for the 2016/2017 admissions exercise.’’
http://sunnewsonline.com/varsities-may-deny-awaiting-results-candidates-admission/ FUPRE only takes one sitting. |
Romance › Re: 11 Things Women Want Men To Know About Their Breast!! by elvision1(m): 1:37pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Don't tell me bullsit,
Teasar, don't tease me nonsense! |
Politics › Re: Ex-Militants On Rampage In Rivers/Bayelsa (happening Now) by elvision1(m): 11:47am On Jul 04, 2016 |
Kill!! Kill!! Kill!! |
Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by elvision1(m): 3:12pm On Jul 03, 2016 |
delishpot: You are right there. I did not consider the fact that fee is imposed on the man in naija whereas the oyinbos do as power reach. I stand corrected  na you be the first person wey i don see for this obodo NL to recieve correction. e-mail me your list abeg. And your address as attachment.  |
Phones › Re: See What Is Currently Trending On Facebook(photo) by elvision1(m): 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2016*. Modified: 9:36pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
This is of no use whatsoever. It was rendered invalid the moment you agreed to the "terms and conditions" of using the Facebook platform. |
Health › Re: My Phobia Story by elvision1(m): 5:32pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
MissSlimbody: Please, is there anything like "food phobia"? Most times I panic @the thought of food. there are phobias of all kind, Just find what you fear and add Phobia to it and google. But judging by your nick. you might be anorexic. With an obsession for physique. |
Health › Re: My Phobia Story by elvision1(m): 5:25pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
saintdennis: I have a phobia for homos (being around known homosexuals)
Yet the white men will criticise me for being homophobic? Why?
Don't I have the right to freedom of phobia ni?  my brother,the kind sense wey you make 4 here fit make murray bruce dash you silverbird. |
Career › Re: Six (6) Steps With Which You Can Kick Start Your Career As A Freshman In The Uni by elvision1(m): 4:19pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
So, you and your parents have just invested a significant amount of money for your university education. As a freshman,
...BLAH BLAH BLAH
...and your interpersonal style. College provides an abundance of clubs and activities for students to choose from, I Concur!! I Concur!! |
Celebrities › Re: Miss Nigeria 1957 And Miss Nigeria 2014, How Did We Get Here?(photos) by elvision1(m): 2:12am On Jun 29, 2016 |
Dreamwaker: Imagine your mentality. So we should still use snail mail instead of emails or ride camels instead of cars or we should even watch black and white TV instead of the coloured LED. wetin remain na for you to talk say make we legalise homosexuality since its the new trend. |
Education › Re: Check Your Admission Status 2016/2017 by elvision1(m): 1:42am On Jun 29, 2016 |
2015  |
Romance › Re: She Asked If I Am Okay With It! by elvision1(m): 11:02pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
An idiot pushed this unintellectual material to FP mainly because of that confused Fool-in-love. Or maybe this is just an alternate Mod monicker. But who cares they are both e-diots. |
TV/Movies › Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by elvision1(m): 1:40pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Buhari administration has fallen everything in this cantree. |
Politics › Re: Lagos Smart City Project Model by elvision1(m): 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
arresa: Your village is still a better option. No be by force to live and die inside Lagos. ambode na your papa? am not a coward like you. |
Phones › Re: Airtel Introduce New Internet Data Plans That Gives You 11GB For 2000 And 22GB F by elvision1(m): 6:05pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
this thing Is 1gig and 2gig. plus this shit is not new airtel has got various rusty codes this is not their primary official one which is *141# . if you are still in doubt you can call/chat up customer care. |
Politics › Re: Lagos Smart City Project Model by elvision1(m): 5:45pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
rubbish that's why he wants to kill lagosians with multiple taxation. register your business, register your banner, pay this pay that. wtf! no be say this project go reach mainland.
yeye |
Romance › Re: What A Ghanaian Lady Thinks About Dating Nigerian Men by elvision1(m): 4:49pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
to the jobless mod that moved this to front page how e take stop Aisha from calling fayose a dog? |
Politics › Re: Forgery: 15 Witnesses Lined Up Against Saraki, Ekweremadu, Others by elvision1(m): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2016 |
doctokwus: Senators against senators.I forsee saraki doing sth foolish soon out of frustration. But truth be told,this pmb govt is one of the most calculative and brutal machines ever faced by any criminally exposed politician.They come at u like a bulldozer from all sides,with the minutest detail not left untouched. I fear for Saraki and ekweremadu's health. |