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the one wey dem for dey share bra and pant you no go share am give us but the one wey them for dey ask how your ashawo business you dey share am.

Houseofglam7:
Dude, breathe okay? You could choke from your stupidity

i bet you are that infectious.

Houseofglam7:
Ain't he a bit too old for that kinda ish

must everything be about age to you? I bet you are not even using your real age in your certificates. You have ageing insecurities

Nigerians will always hate. Bitter people.

kazeeyoung:
Well, Ask ur Uncle Saraki, How many months does it take him to Sign Nigeria Budget?...

what concern's saraki and buhari signing the electoral bill? Plea7e don't use that sort of reasoning, its weak and pathetically infantile

Please shut up! The Ecowas bill is a very stupid excuse! The electoral act had been passed to the president months ago! He cunningly delayed it to this moment so he can give such a weak excuse. I spit on buhari and his supporters.

You can call it sex education

ITORO
......if you know, you know.

Donald95:
I pray that you suffer the same pain that the parents of this Child is suffering now

ogbeni sharrap there, you and the people liking this comment are retards thats why you have no better 'brain' of stating your opinion.

Lizilicious:
How can you Rape somebody when we have people that will give you the something for free...

make trumpet kukuma sound abeg

Are you one of them.. lemme know where to start looking.

guerilla warfare where apes dress in monkey suit

kentoski:
Omo, I was astonished and dumbfounded at the kind of barrages of reply I'm seeing here, oh man, is that how Nigerians reason? How about waiting until he begs for money before concluding? How about telling him he doesn't have enough to spare? I'm shook bro.

My guy na so dem dey reason o! Without meditation. Na thesame shock and disgust make me reply.

handsomeyitayo:
God bless you .. thanks I was surprised that dey said am need of money that I want to chat him...I only say hi just to know hope he is doing fine... Even I have a friend Also in USA ..I was the one that encouraged him concerning his career now he is in USA ..I was shocked ..I was happy .. some years later he send me a gift from USA without asking but he told me I should accept this as a little token ...I did not bother him ... neither asking for money till now he do chat me...my own is to know hope you are doing fine in abroad

If i was in your shoes,i wouldn't even bother explaining to them, because of who i am, before i take your judgement seriously i evaluate your level of mental comprehension and articulation. I just had to reply you so you don't take them seriously. Some of these people online can always make you question your I.Q sometimes. In a scenario where even if you wanted to drink water from a bucket and you find it empty and you decide to ask your younger brother who fetched water kindly why he didn't fill it up, if your younger brother slaps and insult you, you would still see people on here that would say ''why did you ask him?'' ''why did you open the bucket?'' ''why didn't you dig tap?'' ''why are you thirsty?'' ''why did you not buy purewater?'' etc. Lol see when you start to understand a society, you learn to overlook their shortcomings. Nigeria is the reason i fully understood why Mental slavery is worst than physical chains.

handsomeyitayo:
There was this brother of mine who is my landlord then during my school days. He told me he needed to travel out of the country, though his junior sister stays in London, he wanted to use that influence to travel out.

The day came when he is about going, he got his visa, he showed me and he said to me if he gets there that he will not disappoint me that I should not worry ...

Though he is managing too, his sister sent him money for travelling and processing of the visa. He told me to dash him my suit and winter coat also one of my shoe of which I did. He is very local and not sociable.. It was the suit I gave him and my shoe he wore to UK.

When he got to UK, two Months later I heard that he sent money to his girlfriend and that one is just fuckinng around.

Fastfoward to this time i sent him messages on Facebook just to say hi and to know hope he is doing well. He did not reply but he saw my messages. Llater again I resend him message he told me that he will block me. He pretended as if he doesn't know me. This is the brother that do borrow Maggie and salt whenever he wants to cook or even beg me for soup.....

My intention is to greet him not demanding money from him. But now is it a crime to say hello because you stay in UK or Yankee? I don't know why people staying abroad always change their attitude whenever they travel out of the country.....

Please Share your experiences

I hope you read this cus i had to take my time out for you. Normally i would just read and scroll back to front page but some people are mentally ill and need to be addressed to prevent them from infecting you.

I want you to look at the sickening comments on this thread, especially the ones whom you replied to explain to.

Foremost most of these people lack deductive skills and reasoning and can't even tell it wasn't a time difference of two months.

Most times when you come on nairaland don't expect reasons . Some people on here are vile and tend to want to sound intelligent for the likes, so they would say anything.
Study their online psychology its the way they think..the thing about your thoughts is that it says a lot about your inner recesses.
Know that your friend could have been one of these nigerians posting those chaffs and would have still shamelessly asked for your help going out.

Even if you wanted cash from him you wouldn't be wrong to ask. All these unlicensed morality police judging you are as some people have already put ingrates and hypocrites who think the world is after them. Most of them are just bitter about what life doled out to them home or abroad.
don't let these idiots comments get to you. They are the reason nigeria doesn't have good leaders because they stemmed out from within them.

When he borrowed your coat he wasn't a begger, now just for saying ''hi'' look how they come at you. When you live in a city like lagos you get to know that people tend to transfer aggression . some of these negatively commenting folks are suffering from experience truama while the rest bunch are obviously dumb. Never take their negativity to heart and please don't give them the prestige of a reply, even if they are wrong the no of likes has knocked them senseless that goes to show the amount of sick nigerians that walk the street by you everyday. Becareful who you call friend.

person wey no even fit say ''howfar my guy' thanks for the coat i don dey yankee we go hala later for 8years na person?''
I swear i cut ties from those outside naija faster than a thunder replies lightening. I don't even chat them up, even less add them cus some go change I.D. Even the ones in naija. I remeber when my aunt for yankee send me her broda numba near my skul say make i kal am, i kal am but he kon dey respond passively, o boi days later when i wan free sim contacts im number follow loss. Guy u don't understand, there's no time. Abi is it my couz that travelled out then he cut out all form of contacts doesn't reply facebook chats but replies the ones from non relatives, oboi i bone am years later he chatted me up and i told him ''wetin happen this one wey you chat me so''? Started giving funny excuses, i told him '' guy forget you don f.cuk up, me i no dey vex but na person wey dey feed you in the afternoon when you dey hungry sometimes when you no fit even call say, bros awfa i don land we go talk later na dey vex for you pass'' which was true cus the bros was helpful to him. since then we no even chat again and i no send am and he knows it. (P.S ; he went to meet his mom to school, so he's not struggling nor a worker so expecting money from him would be stretching it)
The stories too much, these migrating folks think they are being witch hunted by home folks. Lmao! And are very paranoid.

God help the person that threatens to block me for saying hi even within the local hemisphere. My pride na trampolin would rather die of hunger than beg an ungrateful buffoon for a morsel of eba. The victory of death is fear.
Guy hold your side, as for that friend forget am, he no reach. Face your hustle make you bone am like those indian bots for facebook wey dey always lose pounds like careless paupers. these unenlightened comments from these knuckleheads has soiled my thumbs.

Tellemall:
All Nigerians love is money. They can kill their own family for money. It's all over Nigerian news. That 19 year old man who killed a little boy, his objective was money.

That is why they're angry at the OP because he values more than money from his friend. Just look at how all the responses are about money. His friend took dear things from him that cost money and he didn't mind but look at how everybody is telling him that he's now after the friends money. Was the friend not after his money and now he's gotten what he wanted the ingrate refuses to just say hi properly.

Nigerian society is demented. Everything is about money. Nigerians called women who.ores but Linda Ikeji is acceptable because of her money. Dangote is an illiterate and they castigate their presidents illiteracy but it is acceptable because one is a billionaire. Lebanese use Nigerians like Shiiit and they don't care since the Lebanese have money. Then they run to the UK where the pounds are the law so they worship white people.

I wanted to reply the poster first but i had to pay homage to you formost! Some of the comments here demeaning the poster are appaling.

MobilityExpress:
White genes are more dominant than black

what is wrong with you? Do you feel so inferior? Get your facts and biology right! BLACK IS A DOMINANT GENE! WHITE IS A VARIANT! All races came from black! ancestrally.
Black and black can give different colors!, you can get a white from a black,but you can't get a black from a white. Black genes are mostly dominant. Go and get informed so you don't misinform people online, knowledge is dangerous, but wrong knowledge is even more dangerous!

yungkesh:
when will nairalanaders have sense, white genes are always dominant to black. Have sense biko

ogawisdom:
.white is dominant to black colour

frozen70:
Nothing like that

Haven't you seen that the whites, their gene dominates the black people gene

They have stronger gene and it will continue to dominate the black genes

yall better go get your facts right.

safarigirl:
Rare act of kindness and compassion ke?

Did the man not report the stolen phone and ask them to lock the account before his money was stolen?

If they didn't give him back his money, he could have sued them and they would have paid in millions.

It is a rare act of common sense, not compassion.

Wadup, long time, used to roll back in the days in ''diss the emcee above you'' rap thread

Judahudoh:
It bleeds my heart to realise most Nigerian youths are so sentimental to the extent that they don't see it to mean anything for a man this old to say these words in public regardless of knowing what the consequences could be for him.

That's how they keep killing patriots to make way for fools that care less about the citizens and go Scot-free.

Where is Awolowo? Wasn't he killed for standing up for truth?

This is beyond political party but the reality of our so called democracy...

African youths are ready to die cowards while the same African origin youths in a place like America are tagged the most determined set of people in their clime...

Before you open your mouth wide find out how Bola Ige died and ask yourself if the level of attention that was given to the investigation of his death was appropriate for a man of his position and comraderie.

The more patriots they kill, they more we suffer - Youths can't change nothing in Nigeria.
If they could, we won't find idiots rallying around a thief who is being used as a case-study in crime by students in the US when we have the likes of Fela Durotoye and Sowore as presidential candidates

It's a shame

those nigerians youth wey dey act like fools and support criminals both on ground and on social media with half baked knowledge knowing how occultic and bloodthristy they are, them go suffer! Walai!

I dunno, i have been looking at obasanjo's books at home and couldn't bring myself to read them and am one that reads just about anything that says a lot. (i can't waste weeks of my life reading lies or half truth)

ellalina:
I was a student and graduated with the first set

Have someone that was given admission there, is the school advisable??

Aunty congrats on your first orgasm, they don't understand i know you are only trying to save it for posterity sake on fb cloud, so when the child grows up he would see the day he changed goalpost.

dpesho:
Yes the same thing actually happened with me as well. I called the customer service to complain because I wanted to know how I subscribed for the service when I didn’t accept anything like this. The guy explained to me that I must have clicked on a promotion of this service online and all. I sha told him I didn’t want the service anymore and asked why they kept removing my Airtime.

He explained that the service can be used for Advertising and expressing yourself to callers. Like that MTN Callerfeel. You know that message that shows when you are dialing someone’s phone before they answer. Anyways, I sha told them to remove my number and refund me (which they did tho).

I was just calling a church member one day and saw her advertising her dried fish business before she picked my call. That was how I asked how she was able to set up the advert and she explained so I called Airtel customer care.

Basically, just dial *887# on how to set up the status message for your callers. I use it for my Hair business, i set it up on my 9Mobile line too. Not sure Glo has the service but it has helped me a lot especially with family and friends who forget my Instagram page.

If it works for you, you can go for it but I’m sure Airtel customer care can refund your money when you complain.

bro your advert approach is lame, i would have asked how much you're being paid to lie but am sure lie mohammed would quickly quote me and say its 3.5m

Seandisputed:
hehehe Guess this one broke your heart

...into half a piece

Seandisputed:
I won't take the words of someone who answers klit (clitoris or whatever) serious

I was already thinking why no one is talking about her name. Klit monger, she sells pussy for a living...and to think i had a thing for girls with glasses.

Allaboutkatiee:
Am Forever young

Vampiric genes from picmix shey.

Allaboutkatiee:
[b][/b]You yourself are you fine?
It's not about beauty my dear but complete and total sense
Seems you lack both.

You look like a 13years old with the boobs of a 21st century 20yrs old, thats weird and scary.

I didn't even have to read the story from the pictures, you can know the story is fake. Stop believing every news you see on social media. They just look for a photo or video that has no coherent sound and make up a story on it. Nigerian yahoo bloggers are scamming your mental state and looting your train of thought. Don't be fooled. Think! always question things you see online!

Nigeria should have its own hoax checkup website just like snopes.com where news can be verified and debunked. Nigerians believe anything as long as it has a link and its on google.

scan that waist for a bone structure

Sirheny007:
And if it does not come to pass,
we shall proceed to count it yet again as one of your many prophesies which did not come to pass.
Alleluia.

AnyoneButAtiku:
Fanciful projections for the impressionable.

Never a dull moment

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Pastor is smoking weed again.

vaxx:
Then oyedepo is not realistic or maybe he has myopic mind on what it takes to win nobel laurel. Usually what it takes to win a Nobel in economics is to write the seminal paper in what will eventually become a vibrant subfield. If other researchers consistently cite you as the originator of the research program they are working in, that puts you in the running for a Nobel.

People typically win their Nobel about twenty or thirty years after making the contribution that will eventually win it for them. The work needs to stand the test of time.

Niketrouble:
it CAN NEVER happen,Overated institution

Quoted for posterity

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Pastor is smoking weed again.

vaxx:
Then oyedepo is not realistic or maybe he has myopic mind on what it takes to win nobel laurel. Usually what it takes to win a Nobel in economics is to write the seminal paper in what will eventually become a vibrant subfield. If other researchers consistently cite you as the originator of the research program they are working in, that puts you in the running for a Nobel.

People typically win their Nobel about twenty or thirty years after making the contribution that will eventually win it for them. The work needs to stand the test of time.

Niketrouble:
it CAN NEVER happen,Overated institution

Quoted for posterity

AnyoneButAtiku:
Fanciful projections for the impressionable.

Never a dull moment

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Pastor is smoking weed again.

vaxx:
Then oyedepo is not realistic or maybe he has myopic mind on what it takes to win nobel laurel. Usually what it takes to win a Nobel in economics is to write the seminal paper in what will eventually become a vibrant subfield. If other researchers consistently cite you as the originator of the research program they are working in, that puts you in the running for a Nobel.

People typically win their Nobel about twenty or thirty years after making the contribution that will eventually win it for them. The work needs to stand the test of time.

Niketrouble:
it CAN NEVER happen,Overated institution

Quoted for posterity

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

Olddirtywizard:
Oyedepo's statement betrays his ignorance on what it takes to win a Nobel Prize.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Pastor is smoking weed again.

vaxx:
Then oyedepo is not realistic or maybe he has myopic mind on what it takes to win nobel laurel. Usually what it takes to win a Nobel in economics is to write the seminal paper in what will eventually become a vibrant subfield. If other researchers consistently cite you as the originator of the research program they are working in, that puts you in the running for a Nobel.

People typically win their Nobel about twenty or thirty years after making the contribution that will eventually win it for them. The work needs to stand the test of time.

Niketrouble:
it CAN NEVER happen,Overated institution

Quoted for posterity

Ladies and gentlemen, the bets are open and closes december 31st 2019
Winners take all. (no Pun intended)
The odds are in favour...

mimimile93:
The people videoing them should be arrested

Na you be lightning arrestor nah!