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Politics / Re: Breaking: IGP Disbands SARS At Federal Level, 36 States And FCT by Elvixbeatz(m): 2:08pm On Oct 11, 2020
I wanted to say u no really get sense.. but sha no need..mumu talk
csn01:
Reason why SARS can't be BANNED nor REFORMED:

Let me enlighten you guys on why some happenings in Nigeria (esp #endsars) will never be looked into. Because I've noticed that most Nairalanders are not in tune with reality, rather idealism.

Now, there's something called "food chain" if you remember your primary 4 science. That's what's playing out here. You can continue to wail and scream all you like it's not gonna change a thing. All these protest may fall into the deaf ears.

The SARS unit you meet on the road, before they were given such strategic location to mount, their OC (Officer in Command) already gave them a target to meet of maybe 10,000,000/week depending on how sensitive the area is. Now if they don't meet this target, they'll be replaced (in which they don't wanna risk).

The OC has been told by the Deputy Commissioner to meet a target of maybe 100,000,000 from his 20 teams (X) the number of OCs in that state.

The DCs will take 200,000,000 to the CP.

The CPs X 36 states will take 3,600,000,000 to the IG

The IG is gonna take 1B to who put him there. And so on till it gets to the C in C or fades away from our understanding.


And you sit here on Nairaland and say the foot soldiers (SARS) should not meet their target? Laughable. I laugh IN Japanese.

Are you saying that the C in C should issue an order asking them to stop doing what is bringing Money to their pockets? Laughable grin

Get this straight from today, whenever something which ought to be done right is intentionally done wrong just understand that someone/some people are on the benefitting end.

You think all your hashtags (ENDSARS), posts on Nairaland, twitter, Facebook, blog posts,etc don't get to their notice? They do. But Oga they won't end shit. Buhari won't end it.
If you think they don't see it, why is that one small hate speech about them (that we did not even hear about o) DSS will go and pick the person. But full protest and online campaign will not be heard. Oga read in between the lines now.

You can scream all you want online, nothing is gonna happen.

What pains me most is, it's the southerners and westerners (SARS Officers) that kill themselves (the southerners) the most. You can drive in the North for 2 months before seeing SARS once. But southerners don't like each other. So they kill themselves like goats then blame northerners everytime for their woes. As a sars officer you can't try all these rubbish up north. They'll transfer you that same week.
Crime / Re: #endsars Protesters In Ekpoma Steal Police Signpost (pics) by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:14pm On Oct 09, 2020
I love dis country but If I mistakenly travel out ogbeni say Gone... Gone!!!!

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Politics / Re: Governor Zulums Convoy Under Attack The Third Time In A Row by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:14pm On Sep 28, 2020
cry

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Politics / Re: Senator Deno Melaye Drops A New Song For APC by Elvixbeatz(m): 8:04pm On Sep 20, 2020
This man dey mad self
Celebrities / Re: SEE The Amazing Weight Loss Journey Of Actor Okon Lagos As His Pot Belly Has Now by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:37am On Sep 20, 2020
sad sad sad sad : Omo why upcommers like us don dey gather belle... Abeg I can't kill myself jare

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Man Insulting Buhari And After Being Frustrated By Immigration Officers by Elvixbeatz(m): 2:45pm On Sep 19, 2020
See mind .. see mind ooo.. the country don go sha.... cry cry cry cry cry cry cry...
TV/Movies / Re: Terry Waya: If Kiddwaya Wins BBNaija, He Will Give Erica N42.5 Million by Elvixbeatz(m): 8:13am On Sep 09, 2020
cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Enugu Economic Ratings And Welfare Of Ordinary Masses by Elvixbeatz(m): 8:52am On Sep 08, 2020
I dey tell u.. I no fit to fit
Merimental:


read wetin. trying to conserve energy dis days cheesy

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Politics / Re: LASG Reassures Boat Passengers Of Safety by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:58am On Sep 08, 2020
Clean ko.. shebi na u dirty am for me grin grin grin grin grin
Kennitrust:
if You dey fear water, that's mean your hand no clean grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: LASG Reassures Boat Passengers Of Safety by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:47am On Sep 08, 2020
grin grin grin grin well for me sha... Anyday any time I go still prefer road... At least small shelem me and my guys don ball out from d car begin give God praise..bt water sha.. d odds tomuch for country like naija.. village ppl for water,mamy waters, crocodiles,Snakes, Dangerous fishes.,bad boat,and others...
Abeg no quote me o I no too well o today o

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Politics / Re: Enugu Economic Ratings And Welfare Of Ordinary Masses by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:45am On Sep 08, 2020
shocked abeg gather here if u know u didn't read that long epistle grin grin grin grin...

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Politics / Re: Kano State Government Test Runs CCTV Control Center by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:31am On Sep 08, 2020
Nice one sha.. only that na naija we dey so.. u go fit dey hear case of missing footage..


Abeggy we jst have to turn down democracy becos it's a fraudulent system of government.. the green book guild by Gaddafi is d fastest and best way for Africa..

Over know know ppl mk una abeg no quote me oooo... I no dey feel fine today o

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Culture / Re: 2 Lovers From Okija, Anambra Commit Suicide Over 'Osu' (Disturbing Pictures) by Elvixbeatz(m): 3:37pm On Sep 04, 2020
I dey always talk dem say dis sense way ppl dey get no dey common... Shebi dem no fit leave anambra go another place go enjoy dia lives.. so now two of dem go go marry for hell.. mumu Gene way dey some ppl body sha cry... Bt na ogun go kill does idiots way dey label ppl free ND slaves for dis new era sha

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Politics / Re: The Great Revolution Is Currently Starting From Akwa-ibom As Ibomair Rocks by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:15pm On Aug 25, 2020
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry na d same south south states with Delta State o... Chieeeee!!! God pls send us leaders like dos in akwa ibom not those dat will empower miscreants and street orchins to shut us up wen we complain.. God bless deltans ..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nasarawa To Sack 1251 Teachers Over Non Qualification by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:26pm On Aug 22, 2020
I served dere dis is way too long overdue.. also dey shud sack dia commissioner for education also if necessary
Crime / Re: EFCC Re-arrests Mompha For Money-laundering by Elvixbeatz(m): 11:03pm On Aug 17, 2020
Ur marketing skill is dope I must say probably u are using AIDA.. bt u know wat we are tired of u ppl saying wat u ppl can't deliver. No offense tho
TrikkyTee:
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Do you need a laptop for this? No, any smartphone can do this.

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For all you stand to gain, this training can be easily priced at 50,000 naira.

However, Kalu have slashed it to 7,500 naira. But, the first 20 people will pay 2,990 naira.

The 21st person will pay 5,000 naira.


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Send him a message on WhatsApp using the number above, for account details.

PS.: This is not a Canva design class.

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Celebrities / Re: See Semi Nude Pictures That's Trending On Facebook by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:26pm On Aug 14, 2020
Mumu Goat .. sorry mumu ewu.. God abeg nor let sense far from our children IJN
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Afolayan Buys 1929 Mercedes Benz Classic by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:50pm On Jul 23, 2020
angry

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Politics / Re: Smouldering NDDC Scandal: Amaechi, Akpabio, Others Test Might Over South-south, by Elvixbeatz(m): 5:23pm On Jul 19, 2020
Am a niger deltan we are our own problem.. we only complain wen it is affecting us personally.... In dis zone u hear or see a youth protesting shouting d Government is bad. D Government policies are not good bla bla bla.. we are d militant we are dis we are dt..!!!! Jst put dem on a salary job of 70k and dey will forget about how d problem is affecting their families and brothers back at home.. I weep for d future of our zone wen oil becomes useless because my ppl HV squandered dia futures!!!!! Also 90% of Niger deltans are myopic wicked and self centered..

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Business / Re: Join Free Sir K Forex Signals 90% Accuracy by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:53pm On Jul 18, 2020
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Crime / Re: Painful:three Policemen Buried Alive By Cultists And Oil Thieves In Rivers State by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:51pm On Jul 18, 2020
kiss God na wa o.. d wickedness in dis world is too much.. God abeg no let my leg and head enter wicked zone or wicked ppl path ooo. IJN

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Celebrities / Re: Stomach Ulcer Diet: Foods To Eat And Foods To Avoid by Elvixbeatz(m): 9:54am On Jul 18, 2020
angry grin grin ; na so one old doctor tell me to abstain from anything fried or even achohol .. bt my guy way be doctor for same hospital just give me some drugs �� come forgive me of my sin.. he na told me after completing the drugs I shud go and flex my life .. he say make I no mind dos Kno Kno old doctors..������ I got one life .. lifetime modifications kill dt old man dere
Crime / Re: Police Rescue American ‘detained For A Year After Visiting Facebook Lover’ (pic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 4:22pm On Jul 12, 2020
God na wa o.. I know say God no go shame legit hustlers o.. Amen..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 350 Elephants Die In Botswana (Photos) by Elvixbeatz(m): 11:40am On Jul 02, 2020
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Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 12:41am On Jun 01, 2020
Is like u don't know wat it means to loose those u love... Dat gurl is someone's child..
BurntSoul:

why are u guys like this? Why wld a generation suffer what they know nothing abt? Don't u think one of ur ancestors committed a crime that deserves this kinda curse?
Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 12:37am On Jun 01, 2020
My dear u remember d story of Saul in d Bible who later turned Paul.. u can attest that his death was so so terrible than dos he killed.. I think u can relate to it..
Enoch07:

what if they repent and even turn pastors? I need to read your reply

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Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 12:34am On Jun 01, 2020
But d innocent can enjoy d generational blessings from their fore fathers
chudez0147:

What now happenes to their innocent generation??
Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 12:33am On Jun 01, 2020
Bt u love to share from generational riches
evilive:


Stop involving generations, I am sure you wouldn't like to be punished for what you didn't do.

Moreover, don't waste your energy blessing or cursing people; whatever man sows, he shall surely reap.
Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 12:31am On Jun 01, 2020
Shebi if it wr to b riches d generation can share from bt now curse dey can't.. u are sick who ever u are...
ozoebuka1:
stop cursing people's generation for nothing they know about.

How would you feel if someone cursed your ancestors for something you know nothing about and it's affecting you today?

May the perpetrators be caught and punished accordingly, Amen.

Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Elvixbeatz(m): 1:49am On May 31, 2020
God will punish those that did dis... Their generation upon generation will suffer from dis.. and I pray d culprit are caught cry cry cry cry cry cry

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Crime / Re: EFCC Raises Alarm On Fake Lockdown Funds by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:47am On Apr 29, 2020
Na wa ooo.. e b like say I don visit dat site too oo.

Sha no money dey dt account
Crime / Re: EFCC Raises Alarm On Fake Lockdown Funds by Elvixbeatz(m): 7:45am On Apr 29, 2020
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