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Igbo Kwenu?
Owu, ebe a, ka unu na ese okwu? Nairalanders, unu na eme ihe dinma! Ka odoro na afo oh?

hmm, okwa, unu ebidozi ozo?

Nne e be zi lakwa, inanu ihe mkagha, i kwesiri bia Nigeria, k' anyi kwu okwu gbasara ndu gi. Oh?

True love is everywhere, you are just not looking in the right places, forget about church girls and all
look for a sincere girl, she doe not necessarily have to be very religious!

Daxbiz:
love is what happens when you are not looking. get busy bro!

Seconded!

Why, not, the issue is marry right, and all will be well. Allow and assist your wife grow, to the great person she
desires to be, stop limiting her in any way!

I hope u're not a pros?

Must she be muslim?

Don_Ese125:
I havent seen any post from nawere in a while. I kind of miss laughing at his posts and at what an idiot he is. It's about time Nland got its resident idiot,and he filled that position oh so well. Maybe he's gone into intensive mental therapy. See,miracles do happen!

If dem call u village goat now, u go like am abi?

Is the story for real?

sistawoman:
A ring is a stinger guarantee of marriage then no ring.

If society had not placed the importance of a ring as the way to tell then no it would hold not that much water. The fact is that for women until that ring is put on her finger she really is still kind of open to suitors. a man can snatch your woman easier before you put that ring on her finger.

I totally agree!

Ruby_Pearl:
You people are so bleeping depressing with ya miserable threads.

Abeg, if you're thinking of dying, do it in closed doors

Seconded!

sista-jay:
Abeg, make your next Topic on how fella's can pump up their slim deek.

Abi oh!

Nna, brytsoft, you are a real show spoiler, every other person is talking one, you are talking two
Chei!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII?
Kai, u get luck say, dem no dey upload slap, for nairaland, if not,

Well, there is this saying that if you desire something, it will be, so if all your mind is set
on false love I am truly sorry, that is what you'll get!

Hmm, ladies in church! interesting, have you tried a mosque?

Hmm, I can see u are on your way to some kind of marital destruction, you had better go back to ur first love or face the beat

Every child born has a God given destiny or fate, and whether you like it or not, the child will growup
doing something you probably never predicted he would do. Every one was born great, but it could be greatness
in armed robbery, or service to humanity, greatness in the medical world or surgery or in abortion, greatness in
promoting people or tearing them down, it all depends on their destiny or fate, all you should do is
follow your bible, train him up in the right way the rest in left to God to handle.

The answer to that one, na u sabi oh! To me they're all the same thing. Its just the difference of a shaft of skin thats all.

Well, its quite evident why people do not see family as a relationship, because they believe
"this is family" Well the fact is, ur family are those you've practically lived with all your life
so you can always predict what each one would do at any point in time. We  remember more of
other relationships, with other people outside home.

When robbers attack, there is little or nothing you can do! especially if they are armed and dangerous.
There have been so many cases like that, even pastor's wives and daughters are not left out either.
Well, in the event of an armed robbery, all the ladies, depending on how many at home at that point in time
should endeavour not to stick so close together, they should be fairly apart, because if you clog together they'll
begin to feel aroused. Dont shout or scream,dont try to be smart but show a strong face, any little show of
dreaded fear on your part, could make them do and undo.
If all these measures, still dont keep them away from you, then its painful that you might have to give in to them!
Whoa?, I'm sure someone out there would say!, but the reason is this, when robbers are raping, its quite rough, and
damage could be done to any of the LABIA's, so, it is adviceable that you spit on ur hand very well, and lubricate
the privates, this woud prevent any tearing, which could aid in the transmission of HIV/AIDS.

Plapville, I serioulsy feel for those friends of yours, how do they cope? I hope their husbands are aware
and have understood their very physique? Please pray for them, because most times such women lose
interst in their marriages.

How could people be so heartless, as to circumcise female children. Does anyone know the origin of this nightmare that
is eating deep into the Nigeria of today, especially in the rural communities, and even shockingly in some urban areas
by people who believe that women should not messup every where due to their orgasms, and should remain only at home
basically for the satisfaction of the man, whether or not she finds it painful. Does anyone have a good argument for or against female circumcision?
Please voice out!

hmm, virtuoso, I am really bothered that U'll land urself a WINCH , (as dem dey talk am 4 Warri-actually-WITCH)
If U really have been off women this long, what makes you think ur judgements will still be in tact to know who is a woman
or winch. Gooooooooooooood luck sha oh, (aje ko ni anu, sho ti gbo nkan ti mo so?)

U rily sound young U know? ITS SIMPLE, U like someone, let em know, why waste time, make ur feelings known to her
if she bluffs U or detests ur very presence, then I think its clear what U should do, LEAVE HER!!! no girl is worth bothering over,
the sooner U find out what she is made of tha better. Actions speak louder than words, so go ahead and find out what or who she truly is
You probably would'nt like her anymore after all

I am currently dating a very pretty transgendered, also known as a transvestite!
I really do love her, its only that, she has gotten someone pregnant before
Of course the truth was hidden and till today only very few people are aware of this.
She is very inteligent, and i believe there is an operation that can be done to make her
normal again, please send me details of were I can go to help her, I sincerely love her.

Wow , are u trying to tell us the truth or u're just joking.
But anyway sha, if thats the case I respect you big time mon!
I seriously envy you and wish I were like you, coz, i really have'nt had any interesting tale to tell about that action done in bed(most times)
if you understand what I mean.
First of all, ur kids are going to be so lovely, of course there cant be any imbeciles,
most of all ur future and your greatness knows no bounds bro!
I'm sorry to say this, but I love you mon! no offense!

Its quite obvious dat everyone of you dats saying the whytes are more affectionate, have not been in the green card
situation before, or better still, happen to be in a divorce case with a whyte woman.
My Black, Ebony queens are the best especially my Nija ones, they are beautiful and firm, if I were to leave
another life after this even if as a white man, I'll still marry a Nigerian.